Cartagena Reports

[PerkinWarbeck]

Thanks for the advice, but the last time I tried to pay less the woman wasted too much time on my whatsapp, then said she was not interested at my low price. Maybe you are a cheap Charlie and want your women for free. You get what you pay for, often, or you go away with Blue Balls. LOL.

With these muchachas, there is no true correlation between price and service. The girl charging you 400 k pesos for a covered BJ, no kissing, and rushed doggy, will gladly sleep with a man for 150 and offer oral a natural and kissing like a girlfriend.

I feel the need to keep reminding you gents this, but these ladies don't typically earn that much money. The minimum wage in Colombia is 1. 2 MM pesos. Think about that. The hostess at the restaurant, the doorman at your AirBnB, the taxi driver taking you from point A to point be, earn that little typically. Sometimes less.

So put that into perspective when a chica tells you 400 k pesos. She doesn't get that consistently. That's a once in a blue moon type of wage. If it was more common, all the pretty girls in Colombia would just work in Cartagena. So the obvious implication is that she works for much less than that typically, with Colombian men. Men who pay her 150 k (which is still a great wage) for two shots and much better service.

What these girls are relying on is:

1. You believing that their high rates are normal and / or a bargain from rates in the US or Western Europe.

2. You being unwilling to walk away from the negotiation. You mongers have all the negotiating leverage. They need your money more than you need their bodies. There are more girls willing to sell sex than there are men able to buy it. When she quotes a crazy rate like that, WALK AWAY, and find another.

[HumbleHal]

Brothers, you are paying way too much. Negotiate harder.

Thanks for the advice, but the last time I tried to pay less the woman wasted too much time on my whatsapp, then said she was not interested at my low price. Maybe you are a cheap Charlie and want your women for free. You get what you pay for, often, or you go away with Blue Balls. LOL.

[PerkinWarbeck]

Brothers, you are paying way too much. Negotiate harder.

[Orgasmico]

That is women's talk in order to try to shame men into doing their bidding. If a woman will not spend 500-600 K on you, does that mean she is cheap and stingy as well, or does she get an excuse? Just because a person would rather pay prices on the level of where they are and not the level of where they come from, does not make them cheap and stingy. It actually makes them a smart shopper. Nobody tries to pull the cheap and stingy line on anything else except for trying to get pussy. If you walked into a car dealership and the salesman tried to sell you ever extra known to man and told you not to be cheap and stingy then you woupd probably have a fit.

Same thought crossed my mind. If I had a peso for every time a chica called me tacaño LOL. I wish them luck because I know they will find someone happily willing to pay that price.

[Nypher]

Good points. Never did Hollywood so it's good to know what to watch out for. $150 USD per pop is more than I'm trying to pay in Colombia, but I can understand why some tourists pay that in Cartagena.

That's where the "we all live and learn comes in."

The added cost of the hotel put the price in the range for 2 pops overnight. This is why guest friendly accommodations are essential. I made a similar mistake my first trip and I constantly warn others to stay away from Palmetto Sunset in El Laguito so they don't repeat my mistake.

Found me a new spot. Armed guards outside with shotguns, they don't allow visitors but for $50 - $80 a night for a 2 bedroom with individually attached bathrooms and the ability to register 6 - 8 guests (both rooms usually have that queen bed with another bed that pulls out from under it) its good for a solo traveler.

[Sammon]

Your inbox is full. Trying to PM you.

Now it is open.

[Mr Enternational]

Yes the added cost of a hotel def made it pricier but 500-600 k is not that much altogether unless you're cheap and stingy.

That is women's talk in order to try to shame men into doing their bidding. If a woman will not spend 500-600 K on you, does that mean she is cheap and stingy as well, or does she get an excuse? Just because a person would rather pay prices on the level of where they are and not the level of where they come from, does not make them cheap and stingy. It actually makes them a smart shopper. Nobody tries to pull the cheap and stingy line on anything else except for trying to get pussy. If you walked into a car dealership and the salesman tried to sell you ever extra known to man and told you not to be cheap and stingy then you woupd probably have a fit.

[Orgasmico]

I've warned people about the websites many times but people like to point and click. I've been catfished too many times with these chicas putting up old pictures before they got pregnant and had a baby or its before crazy weight gain.

Clubs / el centro.

When your total cost of your Centro adventures is calculated, you were paying 500 K - 600 K for 1 pop which is on the high end but we all live and learn.

Beach.

Yes Kiosk #4 is the spot to be but the downside is that its the spot to be, for everyone, including the trans and the gays. At least in Centro you knew if you went into a club they were all women but Kiosk #4. If it looks like a Dolce chick (lots of plastic) then you better ask if they are tucking meat between their legs. And yes you have to be careful because the touts get menus from different restaurants and will give you a different one when the check comes so always take a picture.

Massage.

Those places are rip offs for extras. She basically charged the sex price for a handjob. I've been in the shoes before having the massage in my hotel room and when I asked for extras they threw out $400 like l was in Miami. I put her ass out with the quickness.

Maybe your next trip will be better.

Good points. Never did Hollywood so it's good to know what to watch out for. $150 USD per pop is more than I'm trying to pay in Colombia, but I can understand why some tourists pay that in Cartagena.

[YounGun3393]

Clubs / el centro.

When your total cost of your Centro adventures is calculated, you were paying 500 K - 600 K for 1 pop which is on the high end but we all live and learn.

Beach.

Yes Kiosk #4 is the spot to be but the downside is that its the spot to be, for everyone, including the trans and the gays. At least in Centro you knew if you went into a club they were all women but Kiosk #4. If it looks like a Dolce chick (lots of plastic) then you better ask if they are tucking meat between their legs. And yes you have to be careful because the touts get menus from different restaurants and will give you a different one when the check comes so always take a picture.

Massage.

Those places are rip offs for extras. She basically charged the sex price for a handjob. I've been in the shoes before having the massage in my hotel room and when I asked for extras they threw out $400 like l was in Miami. I put her ass out with the quickness.

Maybe your next trip will be better.

Yes the added cost of a hotel def made it pricier but 500-600 k is not that much altogether unless you're cheap and stingy.

Same goes for the massage it was a great massage and it was in el centro. Those prices are more or less expected.

As I stated CTG is def one of, if not the most, priciest in COL. Just make sure you're lodging situation is clear and you'll save $$.

I prefer MDE and would have stayed there if not for the wedding I attended.

[Nypher]

Are you fluent in Spanish? When I went I contacted a fellow monger and he was very nice to set me up with a pretty girl. We went for dinner but from that point friendliness went south. Firstly the girl my friend knew brought the young girl to my hotel 2 hours late. On chatting the girl asked me what I liked to do. Since it was my first time I wanted to take in the sights. She was not interested. She wanted me to take private boat if one of her contacts for whole day of boating and cost was exorbitant. I wanted a quiet Asian type of subservient girl to go with the flow. Cartagena girls are not into that. They are all about money, money, and more money. Even if you shell out lots of money unless you live in Cartagena you will not be able to find sweet GF relationship. That is the impression I got. I did meet some down to earth older girl who I had fun with but beauty wise nothing to write home about.

When you stay 24/7 you need a pleasant companion. Otherwise it is a torture.

I have had very good GFE relationships in Sosua, Costa Rica, Colombia talking about Spanish girls. My Spanish is American Spanish which is a mix. Many do not understand. It is better to find a girl knowing at least passable English to have conversation with.

Your inbox is full. Trying to PM you.

[Nypher]

Cartagena setup has def changed from what I read. This is my first time visit there and seeing how it works. Personally I had one mileroticos experience and I won't be doing it again (in CTG at least). Had to drive to some short time love hotel and the girl did not look the part like her pics. Just a quick cum and go experience. Now back to the other adventures.

I've warned people about the websites many times but people like to point and click. I've been catfished too many times with these chicas putting up old pictures before they got pregnant and had a baby or its before crazy weight gain.

Clubs / el centro.

When your total cost of your Centro adventures is calculated, you were paying 500 K - 600 K for 1 pop which is on the high end but we all live and learn.

Beach.

Yes Kiosk #4 is the spot to be but the downside is that its the spot to be, for everyone, including the trans and the gays. At least in Centro you knew if you went into a club they were all women but Kiosk #4. If it looks like a Dolce chick (lots of plastic) then you better ask if they are tucking meat between their legs. And yes you have to be careful because the touts get menus from different restaurants and will give you a different one when the check comes so always take a picture.

Massage.

Those places are rip offs for extras. She basically charged the sex price for a handjob. I've been in the shoes before having the massage in my hotel room and when I asked for extras they threw out $400 like l was in Miami. I put her ass out with the quickness.

Maybe your next trip will be better.

[YounGun3393]

Cartagena setup has def changed from what I read. This is my first time visit there and seeing how it works. Personally I had one mileroticos experience and I won't be doing it again (in CTG at least). Had to drive to some short time love hotel and the girl did not look the part like her pics. Just a quick cum and go experience. Now back to the other adventures.

Clubs / el centro.

As noted most of the main clubs were closed and it's prohibited for girls to lounge in the clock tower as before. You can't even stand there and talk to a girl. You have to walk with them and / or grab their #. After 10 pm there are soooo many girls walking around. There's def talent for sure and I grabbed plenty of digits but couldn't get to all of them. The complicated issue is the lodging. Viajero hotel was a nice find as a short time hotel but I got 2 diff rates on 2 diff nights. 150 k for 1 HR and then 200 k for the night until noon the next day. I guess it depends who is running the front desk. They def do their best to fence off the clock tower area but beyond that there is a 3-4 block radius near El pasquin + Alquimico where there are plenty of options walking around. They have plenty of cops on each corner to make sure you aren't breaking their rules. Just walk and go.

I had 3 diff girls and they were all hotties and they ran me 350 k, 400 k, 400 k. Unfortunately all of them had the added expense with the short time hotel which ranged from 150 k-200 k. 2 were from Venezuela and 1 from Colombia. Def want to bring your condoms too LOL.

Beach.

Another solid alternative was Playa Hollywood. The strip is long and there are many huts but I found that Kiosk #4 is where all the magic happens. It's pretty much the same place you see in the YouTube videos. You just have to be wary of the vendors that want to seat you. They are sharks and have diff menus with diff prices and will charge you for girls to seat with you. I believe they have some sort of arrangement with an agency. I got there around 1 pm but it didn't get packed with honeys till 4 ish. There was plenty of talent. Again, I would make sure you have a place to stay that allows visitors otherwise you got to find a short time hotel which in my case the ladies had one they knew of. I sat with 2 ladies and they each wanted 150 USD for an HR. The cost for them to join you at your beach chair was 60 k on top of the food + drinks. I grabbed their numbers, they were so hot. It's best to go to the place directly and try to avoid the vendors. Only annoying thing about the beach were the diff vendors and massage girls. You def want to bring cash.

Massage.

I did indulge in one of those massage girls for men. It's called HOM spa Cartagena. It's pretty much a standard rub and tug spot. You just want to grab one of their numbers while they're advertising on the streets. You give them your WhatsApp and you see the girls available, pick one, and set an appt. I got an appt with Andrea and it was pretty satisfying. 200 k for the HR massage and then she whispered the alternative as I made some "suggestions" for some fun. Gave her 200 k tip for a nude HJ. She was insanely hot with a nice pair of DDs. I grabbed her # to try to get her to come over for FS but no luck. Maybe some of the others offered it. Anyways once was enough for me. Def better than your avg rub and tug from an old provider back home. Massage was great too. Helps that I speak.

All in all I had a blast in CTG. I was there for a wedding so I could not indulge as much as I wanted to but I def had my fun. It's not as open and obvious as MDE and is pricier but there's plenty of fun to be had at night and in the beach.

[Nypher]

Even when you take places like Loutron in Medellin where the chicks may be 450,000 pesos it says nothing as to how the chick looks because there is a broad range of chicks for that same price. You may see the best chick you have seen in your life or the worst chick you have seen in your life, but it is best to know that if you do not bring 450 then you will be fucking neither of them. I am never concerned with how someone else's girl looked because I am going to go pick the one I want. Like we always say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

A buddy of mine is in Thailand now. I was trying to guide him through the process and the prices while I am still vacationing in Africa. After I told him do not pay more than $55 for a chick long time, he went right and paid a chick double that. I said man you fucked up. He was like he had to have her because she was dark and whatever. I said dude those chicks are a dime a dozen. Truth of the matter is that the whiter Chinese looking ones are the ones people tend to pay top money to. The next chick he got he followed my instruction and was happy as a clam. Then of course in true fashion the other chick wants more of her golden goose, but he has now wised up and wants to give her half of last time. She will not go for it. I said prime example of how guys go on the scene and fuck shit up. You gave her that now that is what she expects from you and will expect it from other guys too.

2 of the pics are the Thai chick my buddy paid too much money to and the rest are the $10 chicks in Ethiopia.

Damn you just gave me Pattaya flashbacks when I asked someone where all the cute Thai girls are and the sent me to Hollywood club. Biggest mistake ever for a chocolate man. My boy and looked like someone dropped 2 rasins in elmers glue. Lmao. We got zero attention or girls from that club, they were chasing after the other white Asians in there. But 808, insomnia and Flexxx gave us all the love.

$10? I like that line up. They all in shape and look natural with a sprinkle of innocence especially that top right one in blue.

I can see why people are not freely giving information on them countries on that side of the world like Madagascar and Ethiopia because the degenerates will mess it up with the quickness.

[Gabacho]

Glad you had fun, ill be back there soon, one of my chica says she's going to take me to some big ass Pablo Escobar water park and zoo near Medellin.

Casa Napoles. It's half way between Medellin and Bogota. It used to be Pablo Escobar's old country club house. Now it has swimming pools with water slides, zoos, museums, and on site hotels and restaurants. I believe it has aguas termales (hotsprings) nearby too and a famous hippopotamus named Vanessa.

[Mr Enternational]

While I understand what you're saying (use price in report in report as a baseline), but without context such as pictures, if that report don't have pictures to show what they got for $10 then you don't know what they got for $10, and I don't know what you got for $10. So someone like me might show up with my $10 looking for women under 120 lb natural with that Cape Verde exotic look expecting to pay $10 and they point me to the girls twice my size shaped like refrigerators with a big fucked-up afro (Eddie Murphy voice) LOL.

I'm that guy who would prefer ordering from a menu with pictures than plain text because then I can see exactly what I'm about to eat LOL.

Even when you take places like Loutron in Medellin where the chicks may be 450,000 pesos it says nothing as to how the chick looks because there is a broad range of chicks for that same price. You may see the best chick you have seen in your life or the worst chick you have seen in your life, but it is best to know that if you do not bring 450 then you will be fucking neither of them. I am never concerned with how someone else's girl looked because I am going to go pick the one I want. Like we always say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

A buddy of mine is in Thailand now. I was trying to guide him through the process and the prices while I am still vacationing in Africa. After I told him do not pay more than $55 for a chick long time, he went right and paid a chick double that. I said man you fucked up. He was like he had to have her because she was dark and whatever. I said dude those chicks are a dime a dozen. Truth of the matter is that the whiter Chinese looking ones are the ones people tend to pay top money to. The next chick he got he followed my instruction and was happy as a clam. Then of course in true fashion the other chick wants more of her golden goose, but he has now wised up and wants to give her half of last time. She will not go for it. I said prime example of how guys go on the scene and fuck shit up. You gave her that now that is what she expects from you and will expect it from other guys too.

2 of the pics are the Thai chick my buddy paid too much money to and the rest are the $10 chicks in Ethiopia.