Cartagena Reports

[The Tall Man]

Not playing with words. I am literally asking about the other 10% of the problem. These chicks would not take we do not want a massage and we do not have money for a massage for an answer. They insisted to massage anyway. Then guess what? After they finished they wanted money. Of course I did not give them any. But would shouting at them and calling them homosexuals as you say works with the men work the same with the ladies? Or what other methods should be undertaken?

First off you do not allow anyone to touch you, to invade your space, and this includes the massage putas that comb the beaches on the Caribbean. I know them and yes they are relentless and when I tell them NO 3 times I next call them for what they are PUTAS and stop molesting me, some have stood their ground and cast their evil stares thinking that their voodoo bull shit works.

Yes I have had yelling matches with a number of them that lasted literally them barking and yelling at me for 100 meters as they retreat to the next gringo.

Have even used the si-lo-mama paisa expression for when a girl asks something of you reply with this which means "sure, just suck my dick".

Never ever allow them to touch you let alone give you a massage no matter what they say. I would not let one of these hoes touch my dog let alone my body.

These women that roam the beaches doing massage have absolutely zero respect for any tourist let alone a gringo or gringa, they will steal from you and their culture ingrains in them that this is retribution for slavery. I know my history and the culture.

Oh and I love Colombia.

The Tall Man.

[Mr Enternational]

In practicality the most aggressive peddlers are by far the costenos, the guys, they make up 90% of the problem. Don't play with words, you know exactly who I am talking about.

Not playing with words. I am literally asking about the other 10% of the problem. These chicks would not take we do not want a massage and we do not have money for a massage for an answer. They insisted to massage anyway. Then guess what? After they finished they wanted money. Of course I did not give them any. But would shouting at them and calling them homosexuals as you say works with the men work the same with the ladies? Or what other methods should be undertaken?

[AmorPorFavor]

Any mongers out there want to get together a hire a really cool boat for the day in Cartagena.

Any one interested in putting together an incredible party boating day where we have 6 to 8 mongers splitting the cost, we will have music and dancing and drinks and and live like a rock star, we will hire / invite 15 chicas with clothing optional.

This would be a once in a lifetime opportunity to just go wild for a day.

To do this right we need at least 6 guys, including myself, and each chip in probably $500. To $700. USD and we would have a blast, photos and video of the event. We are talking about a yacht and not some dingy boat hehehehe.

Of course we need to set a date for the trip and each of us commit to this. I will start to research the boat costs.

Any ideas or interest out there for such an event?

BTW. I did such an event about 4 years ago on a yacht outside of Santa Monica, California. My gawd the photos that I have are worth the price in themselves.

The Tall Man.

I would definitely be down for that but not until next December. I'm too close to getting vaccinated at this point and I don't travel to tropical climates in the warmer months. Its too nice where I live (San Diego 25 minutes from Tijuana) to go sweat it out somewhere rainy and I'll be going to Cuba in November to see some regulars that I am missing now.

[The Tall Man]

Any mongers out there want to get together a hire a really cool boat for the day in Cartagena.

Any one interested in putting together an incredible party boating day where we have 6 to 8 mongers splitting the cost, we will have music and dancing and drinks and and live like a rock star, we will hire / invite 15 chicas with clothing optional.

This would be a once in a lifetime opportunity to just go wild for a day.

To do this right we need at least 6 guys, including myself, and each chip in probably $500. To $700. USD and we would have a blast, photos and video of the event. We are talking about a yacht and not some dingy boat hehehehe.

Of course we need to set a date for the trip and each of us commit to this. I will start to research the boat costs.

Any ideas or interest out there for such an event?

BTW. I did such an event about 4 years ago on a yacht outside of Santa Monica, California. My gawd the photos that I have are worth the price in themselves.

The Tall Man.

[Ty Down]

1) Jintero doesn't mean anything in Colombia. They don't understand it,I picked the word up in Cuba and applies here --to the hustlers and hawkers.

Correct, only in Cuba. Just like "penga", which means penis. Only in Cuba.

[The Tall Man]

What if they are women, such was the case when me and my dad were at Playa Blanca? Will calling them homosexuals work?

In practicality the most aggressive peddlers are by far the costenos, the guys, they make up 90% of the problem. Don't play with words, you know exactly who I am talking about.

I have found that the women vendors / peddlers are by far more mild and although they can pester you just the same it's not the same as a skinny short black costeno with black scamming staring eyes getting right into your face and invading personal space, fuck these scums.

These are the ones I go off on and if others would do the same maybe these fucks will get the word that they are nothing but little shit fucks in our eyes.

The Tall Man.

[Mr Enternational]

Guys let me say it again, I can't be more simple and straight than this, look at these punks and after one firm "no thank you, no gracias" after their next blah blah blah say "fuck you you maricon stop molesting me your fucking pervert", then if they continue yell it at them, this is the ONLY thing that works.

What if they are women, such was the case when me and my dad were at Playa Blanca? Will calling them homosexuals work?

[Kafka]

1) Jintero doesn't mean anything in Colombia. They don't understand it,I picked the word up in Cuba and applies here --to the hustlers and hawkers.

2) I negotiated to deal with Tony a Playa Hollywoid 40 mil for the.

Chair which is too much but OK. Then another 40 for massage. So $25 bucks for long massage and chair. You can probably score a better deal with Oscar or whoever. Be careful where you sit because it can get really noisy and the really bad Beach accordian musicians are at this end of town. Especially when people from Bogota I want to have a drinking fiesta and try to sing before they fall down borracho.

You might find this article interesting, this word seems to have started in Cuba.

Here they say; "It is derived from the French name Ginette, with which Quebecers (Canadians of French origin) designate prostitutes. ".

https://www.periodicocubano.com/jine...nte-significa/

[YippieKayay]

I've been asking around and everyone down there says its all open and like before. I've had apartment owners tell me I can bring back visitors but on their online ads they say no visitors due to covid. I've also been told the casinos are open.

Other than a weekday midnight curfew are things back the way they were? Anyone who is there or has been recently there care to comment?

[Mojo Bandit]

I've been using "jinetera" (meaning female jockey) just to mean female prostitutes (especially flaquitas). But does "jinetero" mean any kind of male hustler in Colombia?

You might find this article interesting, this word seems to have started in Cuba.

Here they say; "It is derived from the French name Ginette, with which Quebecers (Canadians of French origin) designate prostitutes. ".

https://www.periodicocubano.com/jine...nte-significa/

[RacShack]

Make sure your buddy understands there is only air conditioning in the bedroom.

Was it just broke when you were their? Or not in room at all, because advertising as 2 bedrooms with ac; thanks any more information on place would be great, is location good?

[John Clayton]

... The problem right now is there are so many incoming jinteros from so many directions at the Clock Tower no matter what your approach is if you're a single gringo it's not going to be a relaxing situation.....

I've been using "jinetera" (meaning female jockey) just to mean female prostitutes (especially flaquitas). But does "jinetero" mean any kind of male hustler in Colombia?

[Kafka]

Only at one point this week did I have to escalate. The problem right now is there are so many incoming jinteros from so many directions at the Clock Tower no matter what your approach is if you're a single gringo it's not going to be a relaxing situation.....

Guys let me say it again, I can't be more simple and straight than this, look at these punks and after one firm "no thank you, no gracias" after their next blah blah blah say "fuck you you maricon stop molesting me your fucking pervert", then if they continue yell it at them, this is the ONLY thing that works.

Just yesterday I was in centro Medellin, the strip clubs, the Vera, Botero plaza, the bars, and my rule applies, after one no thank you don't fuck with this gringo.

When will you all learn that this is the only way to handle these jack asses. They will have zero respect for you if your meek and kind and polite, fuck that shit!

Much love and respect for all!

The Tall Man.

[The Tall Man]

Okay here is the skinny from locals. Tony doesn't have any chairs (or a few at best) at all he just acts as the middleman by hustling and intimidating. There was a set rate that they are supposed to charge for the chairs. He will spot mongers and upsell you on the drinks also don't buy him more than a beer, and then he will just keep on pestering you for money all day. Thats how he operates.

Tony flourishes because he speaks better English than most of them which isn't saying much
so stick with one of the other guys like Oscar right from the beginning. Do not let Tony get you a chair. He will claim you and ride you like a Cuban jintero. He got mucho pissed off when I dumped him yesterday

Just an update on the clock tower scene Thursdays and Fridays and curfew is 2 am Rest of the days is 12:00 pm Action starts earlier than it used to in fact at 9:00 the girl started coming around. But it's almost unbearable as far as the number of jockeys coming around to try to sell you stuff, like incoming every few seconds or minutes at least. So it takes a little energy to firmly fight them off. Can't hesitate with your no. If you look them in the eye or hesitate slightly they will latch on to you.

At times itwas almost unbearable but I had to hang in there to make my choice of chica. Last night I settled on a skinny one fton Medelin who had been eyeing before she's more of the natural type that I tend to go for and although I had to negotiate for extra BBBJ action, she like the other two ended up being quite crazy in bed and wanted to get hee rocks off. When these chicks let it go to that kind of crazy.

With all those hawkers may not be for everyone. Right now they are a little over the top. It's not at all dangerous like it El Centro in Medellin can be, but irs little on undaunting if you're not prepared or just want to relax

Guys let me say it again, I can't be more simple and straight than this, look at these punks and after one firm "no thank you, no gracias" after their next blah blah blah say "fuck you you maricon stop molesting me your fucking pervert", then if they continue yell it at them, this is the ONLY thing that works.

Just yesterday I was in centro Medellin, the strip clubs, the Vera, Botero plaza, the bars, and my rule applies, after one no thank you don't fuck with this gringo.

When will you all learn that this is the only way to handle these jack asses. They will have zero respect for you if your meek and kind and polite, fuck that shit!

Much love and respect for all!

The Tall Man.

[Kafka]

Everyone is quoting 200. You can bargain but I don't try. You may pay 50 extra for BBBJ. Just being nice goes a long long way. if you were looking to score with multiple chicks in a day you might consider Medellin

Can you all give me an idea of the range of prices for different types of girls including day time beach girls, nighttime nightclub girls and any other type of girls like from a dating website or other categories? How much for a few hours in the daytime versus overnight? Thank you!