Cartagena Reports

[AmorPorFavor]

You're overthinking it. It's not that serious.

You don't need to know much Spanish to get your ass laid like crazy in Cartagena plus google translate is a life saver.

[LoveItHere69]

Landed Cartagena March 7. Room was way too small. Air conditioner air bounced off the wall into my face and dried my throat and lungs out during the night so caught a nasty common cold for 4 days. Stayed upper Bocagrande Calle 14. Oops too far away. After 6 days moved to Calle 5 in the thick of things. Took a mixture of girls form Skokka, Mileroticos, Photopregos. Hit and miss. 60% older and fatter than pictured / 40 just right. Most 150,000. One claimed she mistyped her Whatsapp message. Price 180 not 120. I gave her a little extra because I was still a bit sick and snuck her in which would cause me to have to cancel the girl I had lined up for the next night. Had one street girl 100,000. Thin so surprised her tummy was as bad as it was. But she knew how to use her inner muscles causing me to blow quickly so OK. Had 2 girls from Palma Bahia behind Holiday Inn Express which their pictures were 5 years younger and many kilograms lighter. In front of Holiday Inn Express is Burger King. I met 3 girls there who took me to the condo next door. All 3 good and pictures were 90-95% match. Had 2 on floor X in same apartment and the 3rd on floor Z.

It is breezy and windy there so the water in disturbed and brown. Most of the beach is wind blown and hard as pavement. The hotels, food, girls are all overpriced which I have read but wanted to check it out for a week+.

Changed to Airbnb in Getsemani area (The Fort). Checked out the girls at the Clock Tower. First one asked for 200. Told her Bocagrande girls go for 150,000 and she accepted. Walked to an ST hotel 10,000. She was good. People watched some more at the Clock Tower and got a number and left at midnight.

Texted the girl I got the number from to meet at 10:00 pm at the statue were we met. Did not happen. Curfew started that night at you guessed it. 10 pm! Took her the next day in the daytime. Small boobs but super cute face, thin, and hot body. Problems. She checked her watch after just 15 minutes. She did that sucking my boobs is extra BS. I sucked a little and did the deed. I explained that the clock watching and boob extra thing will piss off most guys and cause her to get very few repeats. Hottest girl so far happens to be a street girl. Some of the other girls had cute faces but just to fat to show.

Next day I tried one of the websites. Another fat girl but the 6:00 pm curfew was in effect so no time to find a replacement so late in the day so did her. Surprisingly the hot girl the day prior kept sending messages. So I said I would give her another chance the next day at 11:00 am. She was running late and I had to cancel. My Airbnb host informed me they were stopping bus travel between cities so I packed and jumped on a bus to Barranquilla. Since Barranquilla is not filled with tourists I expected more lenient curfew times and knew everything would be cheaper. Mini van of 12 people for 21,000 each.

[MongerHunger]

I've heard Bogota requires a much greater knowledge of Spanish than Medellin and Cartagena? I consider myself a beginner / moderate when comes to speaking / understanding Spanish but I did fine in Medellin. I have the confidence that I would do well in Cartagena too. But I think Bogota may simply require a bit more Spanish than I know. Plus I've heard it's more dangerous with crimes and such than Medellin / Cartagena but I assume that much like all cities, it depends on the areas.

I have plenty of free time now due to everything going on so perhaps I will brush up on my Spanish more and work on improving a bit there.

You're overthinking it. It's not that serious.

[AmorPorFavor]

This one also works great. I even use it in country. https://www.ding.com/.

Thanks Beavis. Turns out I've already been using them just didn't know it. They also have a site called recargas a Cuba and had all my info and recharge history.

[Beavis]

This one also works great. I even use it in country. https://www.ding.com/.

[Balboa]

Does anybody have any tips for recharging a chica's phone from the USA? What sites work best for this, promotions, etc. I do this for a few of my Cuban novias and they love it. All sorts of sexy pics and vids get sent after a recharge. It comes back to me many times over when I finally get over there with some excellent long time service. Its a good way to send them something without breaking the bank and since they are stuck en casa are likely using a lot of phone time.

I've used this App for years, works Great!

[AmorPorFavor]

Does anybody have any tips for recharging a chica's phone from the USA? What sites work best for this, promotions, etc. I do this for a few of my Cuban novias and they love it. All sorts of sexy pics and vids get sent after a recharge. It comes back to me many times over when I finally get over there with some excellent long time service. Its a good way to send them something without breaking the bank and since they are stuck en casa are likely using a lot of phone time.

[AmorPorFavor]

Plenty. Guatape is probably the #1 thing, absolutely beautiful area with a lake that you can jet ski in for dirt cheap prices. Also if hiking is your thing, there is more than a dozen great options for that. Also have various tours depending on your interests (example Escobar / coffee etc).

Thanks. I do love to hike and that lake looks like a lot of fun for jet skiing. Maybe I'll add Medellin to my next trip to Cartagena.

[Trojan22]

Bogota, Downtown red light area, when it is prime time 600+ girls. Best red light area in the world in terms of quality, quantity, price.

Of course that is shut down for at least a month, who knows?

Here is Medellin, Bogota beats Medellin too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL9MY5k7Gng&t=92s.

I've heard Bogota requires a much greater knowledge of Spanish than Medellin and Cartagena? I consider myself a beginner / moderate when comes to speaking / understanding Spanish but I did fine in Medellin. I have the confidence that I would do well in Cartagena too. But I think Bogota may simply require a bit more Spanish than I know. Plus I've heard it's more dangerous with crimes and such than Medellin / Cartagena but I assume that much like all cities, it depends on the areas.

I have plenty of free time now due to everything going on so perhaps I will brush up on my Spanish more and work on improving a bit there.

[Trojan22]

Yeah great video. What else is there to do in Medellin besides nightlife and mongering?

Plenty. Guatape is probably the #1 thing, absolutely beautiful area with a lake that you can jet ski in for dirt cheap prices. Also if hiking is your thing, there is more than a dozen great options for that. Also have various tours depending on your interests (example Escobar / coffee etc).

[AppleBaum]

Okay thanks Woodman! I've been to Medellin a couple times, beautiful place. Looks like Cartagena is next on my list. I would love to go to Bogota, but the altitude / elevation is the only thing that I'm concerned about. Anything above 8,000 feet and I get a real bad headache.

FYI, I found the pollution in Bogota to be really bad. I wish I had a mask some days.

[AmorPorFavor]

Bogota, Downtown red light area, when it is prime time 600+ girls. Best red light area in the world in terms of quality, quantity, price.

Of course that is shut down for at least a month, who knows?

Here is Medellin, Bogota beats Medellin too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL9MY5k7Gng&t=92s.

Yeah great video. What else is there to do in Medellin besides nightlife and mongering?

[Game Time]

Chill bro it's Colombia they aren't that smart trust me LOL and don't you pay after anyways? I never pay before, so I just bang them and leave. While you guys pay 200 k I pay like 50 k or nothing at all.

50 K! Come on man. For 50 k you got to be nailing crack heads. None of these fine ass babes are taking 50 k and they are not stupid. I told some of my boys that go to Colombia regularly about this and they all laughed. Keep it real on the boards my man. 50 k! Come on don't spread fake news or qualify your claim by saying your hitting the trash crackheads for 50 k.

[Ty Down]

Bogota, Downtown red light area, when it is prime time 600+ girls. Best red light area in the world in terms of quality, quantity, price.

Of course that is shut down for at least a month, who knows?

Here is Medellin, Bogota beats Medellin too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL9MY5k7Gng&t=92s.

Okay thanks Woodman! I've been to Medellin a couple times, beautiful place. Looks like Cartagena is next on my list. I would love to go to Bogota, but the altitude / elevation is the only thing that I'm concerned about. Anything above 8,000 feet and I get a real bad headache.

[AmorPorFavor]

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Thanks V that was easy. Their faces are cute as well.