Cartagena Reports

[JjBee62]

Stumbling into Cartagena for the first time, Dec 6-10.

I took advice here and asked specifically about multiple girls when requesting for an Airbnb. I got, "Se aceptan visitas de amigas sin problemas de mi parte, en el edificio tienen algunas restricciones, deben ser amigas, tenga cuidado es mi recomendacin." Seems pretty vague; can anyone let me know what this means in reality?

Also, any tips for negotiating # of 'pulgas'?

I'm hoping you mean number of polvos. You don't want chicas with pulgas (fleas).

[Nypher]

Stumbling into Cartagena for the first time, Dec 6-10.

I took advice here and asked specifically about multiple girls when requesting for an Airbnb. I got, "Se aceptan visitas de amigas sin problemas de mi parte, en el edificio tienen algunas restricciones, deben ser amigas, tenga cuidado es mi recomendacin." Seems pretty vague; can anyone let me know what this means in reality?

Also, any tips for negotiating # of 'pulgas'?

Congrats on doing your homework to get the best out of your trip! You have completed the most important step, securing a guest friendly place close to all action.

Now as for the Spanish translation. They basically said they are ok with it but building management may not be OK with it.

To elaborate. The owner can say 1 thing but building management can say another and security can say something entirely different. This is why when I travel our number 1 rule is if we can avoid it, to never stay in condos or buildings with security as it eliminates 90% of the bullshit of last minute visitor rules. We strictly go only for apartments. These rules can be anywhere from:

Only 1 visitor per day allowed.

Visitors only allowed between 9 am - 9 pm.

No visitors allowed after 10 pm.

Visitors are not allowed to dawn on the property.

Visitors are not allowed to use building amenities (pool, gym, etc).

Guest must pay up to 15 mil COP per visitor entering the property (This can get annoying real fast depending on how many you plan on seeing).

All guests entering must check in with ID (This can fuck you over with the Venezuelan chicas because some of them are there illegally and don't have a Cedula or Passport).

You can always chance it but I strongly suggest you find another location where you have a solid answer pertaining to visitors.

[Implying1]

Stumbling into Cartagena for the first time, Dec 6-10.

I took advice here and asked specifically about multiple girls when requesting for an Airbnb. I got, "Se aceptan visitas de amigas sin problemas de mi parte, en el edificio tienen algunas restricciones, deben ser amigas, tenga cuidado es mi recomendación." Seems pretty vague; can anyone let me know what this means in reality?

Also, any tips for negotiating # of 'pulgas'?

[HighOnTravel]

Sure. Hydrocodone. Oxycodone. These two are sold in lical generic brands you can google.

Lyrica pregrabalin. That one will really fuck you up if you have no tolerance. Anything over 1200 MG will make you drunk and very euphoric. Maybe start lower if you never did before try 650 MG first. Then gradually add. Its an amazing combo with even some low grade bud. It amplifies alcohol big time as well. And you can get its little brother gapapentin. Lyrica much funner though IMO.

You can also get Xanax but you might need to wait an hour while the pharmacy gets their runners on it. I haven't tried valium. I love valium for hangovers.

Modanfil def geeks you up all day. It wasn't really euphoric for me though.

Hmmm tomorrow I'm going to see what this good little small pharmacy can do in regards to muscle relaxers. I would love some soma. Used to get that in Mexico all the time.

Found some tramadol last night right after this post. I am sure I can find some soma as well. I don't really drink nearly as much as I used to because I get terrible heartburn / stomach acid attacks so these otc meds are great when combined with bud. Just rotate each one on and off to avoid addiction.

[HighOnTravel]

Hey HOT, if you can name some of the available OTC meds that one might recreationally consume in Colombia, I'd appreciate it. Just the names are fine, I can read more about it from there. Thanks, and I'm enjoying your reports. -Lugnut.

Sure. Hydrocodone. Oxycodone. These two are sold in lical generic brands you can google.

Lyrica pregrabalin. That one will really fuck you up if you have no tolerance. Anything over 1200 MG will make you drunk and very euphoric. Maybe start lower if you never did before try 650 MG first. Then gradually add. Its an amazing combo with even some low grade bud. It amplifies alcohol big time as well. And you can get its little brother gapapentin. Lyrica much funner though IMO.

You can also get Xanax but you might need to wait an hour while the pharmacy gets their runners on it. I haven't tried valium. I love valium for hangovers.

Modanfil def geeks you up all day. It wasn't really euphoric for me though.

Hmmm tomorrow I'm going to see what this good little small pharmacy can do in regards to muscle relaxers. I would love some soma. Used to get that in Mexico all the time.

[Lugnut]

Has anyone on here tried the legal otc drug here called Modanfinil? Its supposed to be better than coke without the negative stuff attached supposedly. I just bought a 2 week supply tonight at the pharmacy. Am trying tomorrow. Pretty excited about it.

Hey HOT, if you can name some of the available OTC meds that one might recreationally consume in Colombia, I'd appreciate it. Just the names are fine, I can read more about it from there. Thanks, and I'm enjoying your reports. -Lugnut.

[HighOnTravel]

She was coughing up phlegm.

It was pretty unattractive to say the least.

Lets put it this way. If I went out in centro I would not take one glance at her. Way worse than what you see even with all the left over talent standing around idly in clocktower area at the end of the night.

Here is the thing. I can't pull from centro because of my Airbnb visitor hours and and am done dealing with the touts at playa del Hollywood. Not wasting any more money in extra hotels as well and tinder has my phone device printed. Every new phone number I get on my phone that account gets swiftly banned.

[Bobbo123]

Been to Medellin a few times but this is the first time I'll be heading to Cartagena. I read a lot about pickup bars / clubs / clock tower, and Playa Hollywood for daytime action. But what about strip climbs like Isis and Pley Club? I saw them online but don't see anything on the forums about them. Are they any good? I find the ones in Medellin to be enjoyable.

Also, are there any MP's in Cartagena like in Medellin? Or is Playa Hollywood the only daytime scene?

Thanks!

[JjBee62]

You lost me at "lougies".

She was coughing up phlegm.

[Tomasb]

You lost me at "lougies".

Last night I decided to start chatting up okay cupid girls again. Was chatting with this girl seemed to have a very pretty face and figure. I would rate her a solid 8. 5 on looks.

So she went radio silent then messaged me today saying she wanted to come over and she is massage girl surprise surprise. This is my first time ever agreeing to meet a pro from online.

She wanted 300 k pesos for a special "deal" of 3 hours. I told her no 200 k for 2 and she agreed.

She comes over and gets pit of the taxi and I immediately notice her face is a bit older looking, she is short and somewhat squatty looking in stature. Her voice sounds like she has been chain smoking for 10 hours straight. A 5 at absolute best. I guess you could argue her face is somewhat pretty. Not ugly just nothing close to what I was wanting.

Before I can change my mind the front door man is already checking her in by ID and at this point I am not wanting to make a scene as there is a huge group of normal Colombian tourists behind me waiting to check out. I hear her speaking in Spanish sounding and looking like an obvious pro. Proudly proclaiming she us Columbian not Venezuelan like the the door guy is checking for. My god. Between my recent legal speed in my system and the green my internal dialogue and paranoia is running amuck.

They all visibly turn to look at me to see the lucky winner who is paying for this prize.

The cringe is extremely high and I am paying 200 pesos for this horse shit to make matters x10 worse.

I try to think positive and say okay let her give me a massage first maybe ill get turned on because I had taken 10 MG of Cialis 3 hours prior.

She gets into my room and is sounding all coughing not attractive at all she says it was because she was up late last night partying and doing coke / drinking and not covid. Ffs I think.

She proceeds to start giving me a massage then take off her clothes and surprisingly her body is not totally terrible. Def had that squatty stump shaped going on though. I like my women petite in the right places with killer curves.

Anyways this girl won't stop talking and her voice is just VERY unattractive.

My Cialis manages to work miracles though and I go hard. Somehow someway. She gets on me starts riding. Just as I can managed to pretend she is another girl I was looking at online and get into it she starts in her screetchy ass voice and having to stop to lotion up her dried up self. I start to instantly go soft.

Then she starts hooking up lougies. Yes. Lougies. Disgusting sounding flegm. But she swallows instead of spitting it out to try and not be totally disgusting.

Holy crap. It doesn't matter. It is beyond disgusting. Everything with her is terrible. I throw her off of me and yell stop! Me mucho no gusta.

Then she acts all offended saying what you say me no sexy or some shit. I reach up into my closet and pull out 200 k pesos just wanting her instantly out of my sight in that moment say there now please leave tu vas ahora perforfor.

She starts complaining in Spanish then I tell her tu es muy no sexy porque and then start mocking her coughing.

I then translate in Spanish so I can go in on her in more detail on my phone. I tell her it was simply disgusting of her to go perform this kind of service while having this coughing sensation.

She then starts saying she will come over for free tomorrow to which I say oh hell no. No gusta no gusta.

Then she starts yelling ignoring my point completely saying she doesn't have covid and she was up all the night partying. And now the kicker. She pulls out a video on her phone from Nexxus club of her drinking and dancing as proof of her partying as if I cared and then for some unexplained reason presents me a video of a gringo banging her friend who is actually gasp attractive looking unlike her while she video taped the affair obviously a 3 some to which I instantly want to start vomiting as I imagine this naked gringo sharing what had just had the sheer misfortune of partaking in. Yeah we all know the deal when we do this shit but to be shown it is another thing altogether.

She starts talking and I just yell get out get out go go go. Bye bye and pull her up to my front door just literally pushed this disgusting little hobgoblin out slamming the door in her face hearing her shriek and yell a few times before finally retreating to the elevator.

Disgusting experience altogether. Will never mess with onlyline p2 p again. Watch out for this little gremlin on columbiancupid. Her photos are very well shopped. Should have video chatted or even simply voice chatted first. Probably instant kharma for cheating on my GF.

[Nypher]

I'm staying in Bocagrande and for some reason I thought the area was advertised as anti escort. Obviously I am wrong.

My Spanish is limited to a few basic phrases and google translate. What words to you use to figure out what she does and doesn't do? Is there a Spanish menu or they understand terms like BBBJ and DFK.

I don't know DKF because I don't be kissing those girls in their mouth but for BBBJ it would be "Oral sin condom" "sin" means without "con" means with.

My advice to you is to start practicing. Use Google translate to learn how to pronounce the words in Spanish. Learn basic things that you would normally do in your daily routine at home so when you arrive you can get some familiarity. Once you clear customs key words are "suitcase / maleta, taxi / taxi, tip / propina". If you like a certain foods learn how to say them in Spanish "eggs, bacon, sausage, bread, juice, coffee, milk, sugar". Learn how to say "more / mas, less / minos, chair / silla, table / mesa, tomorrow / manana, later / mas tarde, etc" then the most important ones is knowing how to ask where the bathroom is, asking for help, medicine and pharmacy is pretty much the same in both languages Pharamica / medicina. More important words "who, what, where, when, why" these will be essential when someone talk to you as you can then fill in the gap and guess what they are saying or asking especially when they ask "donde esta tu hotel".

[HighOnTravel]

Last night I decided to start chatting up okay cupid girls again. Was chatting with this girl seemed to have a very pretty face and figure. I would rate her a solid 8. 5 on looks.

So she went radio silent then messaged me today saying she wanted to come over and she is massage girl surprise surprise. This is my first time ever agreeing to meet a pro from online.

She wanted 300 k pesos for a special "deal" of 3 hours. I told her no 200 k for 2 and she agreed.

She comes over and gets pit of the taxi and I immediately notice her face is a bit older looking, she is short and somewhat squatty looking in stature. Her voice sounds like she has been chain smoking for 10 hours straight. A 5 at absolute best. I guess you could argue her face is somewhat pretty. Not ugly just nothing close to what I was wanting.

Before I can change my mind the front door man is already checking her in by ID and at this point I am not wanting to make a scene as there is a huge group of normal Colombian tourists behind me waiting to check out. I hear her speaking in Spanish sounding and looking like an obvious pro. Proudly proclaiming she us Columbian not Venezuelan like the the door guy is checking for. My god. Between my recent legal speed in my system and the green my internal dialogue and paranoia is running amuck.

They all visibly turn to look at me to see the lucky winner who is paying for this prize.

The cringe is extremely high and I am paying 200 pesos for this horse shit to make matters x10 worse.

I try to think positive and say okay let her give me a massage first maybe ill get turned on because I had taken 10 MG of Cialis 3 hours prior.

She gets into my room and is sounding all coughing not attractive at all she says it was because she was up late last night partying and doing coke / drinking and not covid. Ffs I think.

She proceeds to start giving me a massage then take off her clothes and surprisingly her body is not totally terrible. Def had that squatty stump shaped going on though. I like my women petite in the right places with killer curves.

Anyways this girl won't stop talking and her voice is just VERY unattractive.

My Cialis manages to work miracles though and I go hard. Somehow someway. She gets on me starts riding. Just as I can managed to pretend she is another girl I was looking at online and get into it she starts in her screetchy ass voice and having to stop to lotion up her dried up self. I start to instantly go soft.

Then she starts hooking up lougies. Yes. Lougies. Disgusting sounding flegm. But she swallows instead of spitting it out to try and not be totally disgusting.

Holy crap. It doesn't matter. It is beyond disgusting. Everything with her is terrible. I throw her off of me and yell stop! Me mucho no gusta.

Then she acts all offended saying what you say me no sexy or some shit. I reach up into my closet and pull out 200 k pesos just wanting her instantly out of my sight in that moment say there now please leave tu vas ahora perforfor.

She starts complaining in Spanish then I tell her tu es muy no sexy porque and then start mocking her coughing.

I then translate in Spanish so I can go in on her in more detail on my phone. I tell her it was simply disgusting of her to go perform this kind of service while having this coughing sensation.

She then starts saying she will come over for free tomorrow to which I say oh hell no. No gusta no gusta.

Then she starts yelling ignoring my point completely saying she doesn't have covid and she was up all the night partying. And now the kicker. She pulls out a video on her phone from Nexxus club of her drinking and dancing as proof of her partying as if I cared and then for some unexplained reason presents me a video of a gringo banging her friend who is actually gasp attractive looking unlike her while she video taped the affair obviously a 3 some to which I instantly want to start vomiting as I imagine this naked gringo sharing what had just had the sheer misfortune of partaking in. Yeah we all know the deal when we do this shit but to be shown it is another thing altogether.

She starts talking and I just yell get out get out go go go. Bye bye and pull her up to my front door just literally pushed this disgusting little hobgoblin out slamming the door in her face hearing her shriek and yell a few times before finally retreating to the elevator.

Disgusting experience altogether. Will never mess with onlyline p2 p again. Watch out for this little gremlin on columbiancupid. Her photos are very well shopped. Should have video chatted or even simply voice chatted first. Probably instant kharma for cheating on my GF.

[Nypher]

Hey,

This will be me and they boys 2nd time in Cartagena. Last time was early March of 2020 back when the world was normal. What are the requirements to get into the country. Coming from USA. All of us are vaccinated.

Did you book your ticket yet?

The information is given to you in writing from the airline you booked with, but incase you missed that email it is also on Colombia Embassy site.

https://co.usembassy.gov/covid-19-information/

[Elvis 2008]

Maybe I look ethnic enough to pass as a local and they'll leave me alone.

Looks like good places to look for girls are: La Dolce Vita and Prey Club. I'm also going to try seeking.com and tinder. If the beaches are bad for daytime mongering, what are there better options?

Another question about safety, can I carry phone and wallet in my pockets like I normally do?

Yes on the phone and wallet. Seeking was a disappointment for me there but maybe it is better now. Medellin and Bogota were 100 X better for seeking.

My girl is Colombian, and the touts still mess with her. With most, she or I just say no thank you and they leave us be. I have had much, much worse in Jamaica, but the thing these guys do that is annoying is they hit you in the arm with their shit or point at you and touch you. It's harmless but it bugs me.

[Midnighter99]

I don't know why you would take a taxi all the way to Pley Club which is basically a brothel in the hood when you can walk around Centro, el laguito, or Boca grande by the hotels after 8 pm girls like ants on cake you just have to weed out all the ones you don't want because some mongers can be too choosey. Too tall / short, too light / dark, too fat / shinny, then comes why does she do / don't do.

Cartagena is not dangerous. You can carry your phone and wallet just use your common sense such as if you would not do it where you are from then don't do it in once you clear customs.

I'm staying in Bocagrande and for some reason I thought the area was advertised as anti escort. Obviously I am wrong.

My Spanish is limited to a few basic phrases and google translate. What words to you use to figure out what she does and doesn't do? Is there a Spanish menu or they understand terms like BBBJ and DFK.