Cartagena Reports

[RacShack]

Does this Tony guy really carry that much influence? You can't simply politely and sternly tell him to fuck off and do your own thing? Is he the only source for renting a lounge chair? I don't understand how one guy can frustrate someone to that extent.

Totally useless, pain in the ass, but not my problem with him, he's rude rude to people that take care of him, I jerk him off more then he jerks me off, I used to use him before catching him totally taking advantage of a good situation more then once; the girls are not his for one thing anyone with a mouth can confront and talk to them on their own, everyone here should get his whattapp number and jerk him off all day long about coming to beach and so on, waste his time like he dose to us, oh and if he appreciated us I would not have a problem with him period, you can have him and Emily massage old hag doing same to people that""hook them up."

[Xpartan]

Does this Tony guy really carry that much influence? You can't simply politely and sternly tell him to fuck off and do your own thing? Is he the only source for renting a lounge chair? I don't understand how one guy can frustrate someone to that extent.

Tony is legendary. Never met him, but I've heard that name since the 90's starting with the old mongering forum, which is now defunct. Feels like I know this world-class asshole personally, LOL.

[AlwaysHorny 2]

The Medellin girls are the best. But Cartagena has the beach and cool vibe. The only daytime action here is play a Hollywood and it's loud and Tony is a pain in the ass. And they also have this horrible music. The noise pollution actually drove me off the beach yesterday. Only to find a nice chica from Medellin. I haven't been to San Jose but I believe it's a big city so if you have to choose between that and maybe I go for Medellin. Best women anywhere.

As far as Playa Hollywood. Done with it till Tony goes. Just the awful bands and music there is enough to keep me away for a while

Does this Tony guy really carry that much influence? You can't simply politely and sternly tell him to fuck off and do your own thing? Is he the only source for renting a lounge chair? I don't understand how one guy can frustrate someone to that extent.

[Kafka]

The Medellin girls are the best. But Cartagena has the beach and cool vibe. The only daytime action here is play a Hollywood and it's loud and Tony is a pain in the ass. And they also have this horrible music. The noise pollution actually drove me off the beach yesterday. Only to find a nice chica from Medellin. I haven't been to San Jose but I believe it's a big city so if you have to choose between that and maybe I go for Medellin. Best women anywhere.

As far as Playa Hollywood. Done with it till Tony goes. Just the awful bands and music there is enough to keep me away for a while

I'm trying to decide for a place to go this weekend between Cartagena, Medellin or San Jose Costa Rica. I have to say from reading each of the three boards, it seems like you all in Cartagena are having a better time. Do you guys agree? It also seems safer than Medellin. If I was to go there what hotel should I stay at?

Thanks in advance!

[TpsReportFlair]

I'm trying to decide for a place to go this weekend between Cartagena, Medellin or San Jose Costa Rica. I have to say from reading each of the three boards, it seems like you all in Cartagena are having a better time. Do you guys agree? It also seems safer than Medellin. If I was to go there what hotel should I stay at?

Thanks in advance!

[OnFireBoy]

Hi fellow mongers,

Been reading the recent posts. Really helpful information. Thanks all for the contributions. Heading to CTG in March with a buddy our second time). Was wondering where I can get a nice "professional" massage? (if extras offered, even better). Also, if you have a favorite chica that you would like to share info with, please DM. Thanks again.

Hi, amigo check your inbox.

[Mojo Bandit]

For me it's the bourbon masquerading as whisky. Those who did not have malt, the water and wind of Highlands, had to invent something to approach it.

I guess it's a religion war, but yes *single malt* from Scotland is holy.

Just for the record Kentucky was settled by Scotch and Scotch Irish, but of course they had primarily corn to work with which the old world did not use to make whiskey. When I speak of "masquerading" I am talking about the whiskey made in the USA but not in Kentucky that calls itself Bourbon. this is because bourbon has become extremely popular in the USA, but experts say that there is a unique lime content in the water where Kentucky Bourbon is made that gives it its smooth flavor. I am not trying to compare Scotch whiskey with Bourbon, they are two different animals

[Luminous]

Either one works.

Hey guys. When they ask for the PCR test, should you have the paper or a pdf version on your phone?

[NeilGeorge]

I hit up Dolce Vita and Delirium which were very fun and filled with lots of hot girls of all types most wanted 250-300 but as it gets later in the night they do go down in price. I would go there get a drink and get numbers from the hottest girls, later some would text me or even call me when it was closing time...

Lower price is because they they have already been screwed once or twice and come back looking for sloppy seconds or thirds.


There are lots of annoying vendors, I ignore them no matter how hard they try to talk to me. It doesn't*bother me too much. These people are just trying to feed their families, what you spend on one meal could feed their whole family for days..

They are trying to get your hard earned money and sell you stuff you do not want. Just tell them "no moleste" and if they persist "yo mama bitcho", a phrase I learned in the army.

[Black Page]

(a word to the wise: if it is not made in Kentucky it is not Bourbon, it is just whiskey masquerading as bourbon).

For me it's the bourbon masquerading as whisky. Those who did not have malt, the water and wind of Highlands, had to invent something to approach it.

I guess it's a religion war, but yes *single malt* from Scotland is holy.

[Kafka]

Sitting outside at coffee shop in Laguito. Beach was packed. Some American fools walking through the sand with the flat chested model from Torre Reloj, best ass in town, miserable walking behind. Assholes find each other. It's the party favors.

Other than that, a major party......tranquillo.

[ElPapi]

Hi fellow mongers,

Been reading the recent posts. Really helpful information. Thanks all for the contributions. Heading to CTG in March with a buddy our second time). Was wondering where I can get a nice "professional" massage? (if extras offered, even better). Also, if you have a favorite chica that you would like to share info with, please DM. Thanks again.

[Elvis 2008]

Oh no I've got another 6 days here which is fantastic to get away from all that bullshit in the United States.

What bullshit? Just kidding. I had been without power for 48 hours. I am glad you are having fun. I have three weeks until I get down there and am counting the days. Thanks for the good reports. I think CTG will be on my list.

[Kafka]

Been here for a couple of days. Checking everything out and chilling back. Not really looking to score every night but I'm certainly not embarrassed to walk around the clock tower I don't care watches what I do. Girls are at a little bit early or 9:00 was fine they were a hundred. Mostly pretty hardened pros. But I didn't manage to find a nice soft Vemnie, barely knew what she was doing. I orgasmed her out con lengua one of the sweetest little pussies I've seen in a long time, name Genisis. Abd then hanged her from the rear hard till we both got off a mismo. Beach is great people are having fun, but it certainly is price you the Medellin and if you're just looking for chicas that a better bet. Had a very big grilled fish on beach at Boya place near Laguito, and Polo a Carbon is gone. Otherwise everybody is here having a lot of fun in the water and enjoying themselves it's a pain in the ass getting here but it certainly won't worth while being here. I don't have to score every night but I like to pick the right ones. I mean if you're looking for the hardened hooker type or even the beautiful model hooker type Friday and Saturdays at the clock tower starting around 9:00. Don't forget everything is pushed up now now.

Oh no I've got another 6 days here which is fantastic to get away from all that bullshit in the United States.

[The Tall Man]

FYI I have excellent Spanish. Spent a week here. Damn its hot, I can't really go out and explore anything until after 4 pm. Love the clock tower. The clock tower is very small. I feel like everyone is watching me as I solicit, making me feel embarrassed*the first few days. Then girls I have taken see me take other girls the next day as does everyone else at the clock tower, LOL. If I ran into one of my girls I would buy them some water or a beer and flirt with them a little. Then they would see me take another girl LOL. I think it's better than Lleras, the girls are hotter and cheaper. I got very hot young girls for 150, only once I paid 300 for a tall blonde model type and she earned it. She was good but I had equal or better fun with girls that were 150. Yea they don't show up till it gets dark which sucks because I like afternoon delights LOL. I hit up Dolce Vita and Delirium which were very fun and filled with lots of hot girls of all types most wanted 250-300 but as it gets later in the night they do go down in price. I would go there get a drink and get numbers from the hottest girls, later some would text me or even call me when it was closing time, by then I was already smashing. I bought drinks for a couple of girls and of course got hands with them. I had sex everyday at least once a day, the only day I didn't was one day recover from having 2 long sessions. Prices are lower right now because of Venezuelans coming in which the Colombian girls hate, they all trash talked them to me, LOL. There are lots of annoying vendors, I ignore them no matter how hard they try to talk to me. It doesn't*bother me too much. These people are just trying to feed their families, what you spend on one meal could feed their whole family for days. Everyone keeps saying how there are no gringos here, it's all Colombian tourists. Went to Playa Blanca for half a day..

Great report LivingFossil. Looks like it was a good idea to visit the coast after all, and yes everything at the Clock Tower is seen by all, your every movement, every step, every chica you glance at, every chica you take back to your man cave, everything is open, the all seeing eyes, hehehehe.

I have been to Cart solo and had a blast in years past and also traveled with my Colombian buddy and that was fun as shit and also have taken a few paisas for a few days visit and that too was fun, we both know the paisa Shar* and we went in November 2020 and had a blast just hanging out and visiting some clubs, so again there is no right way or wrong way to play in Cartagena be it solo or with friends.

Did you ever make it to Bogota this visit?

The Tall Man.