Cartagena Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Then a couple of years later they actually instituted a drink minimum (I think it was like 30 k COP) so the burden was on the guy and the bartender had to vouch that the guy had spent his minimum to be able to leave with a girl.

They do that in LA Cafe in Manila. But smart guys like me just meet the girl outside. No need to walk out together.

[The Tall Man]

I could not find the Santa Marta thread where I intended to put this report.

Yes, two ships passing in the night. I was in a bananas in Santa Marta last Saturday and Sunday evening. The first night was just awful so had one drunk and left though I did see a somewhat attractive girl with light brown hair who appeared to have that Medellin look, if you know what I mean. Unfortunately, she was not there the following evening. On that night, I made the unfortunate decision to take out the Vennie girl who I mentioned in a prior report.

I recall walking by the Hotel Andr Doria, which apparently was named after that famous shipwreck off the Nantucket coast. Several years ago, I stayed at the Casa Isabela across the street on the same block. This time the front door was locked or if it was open, the wrought iron door was shut and no one answered my shouts. Strange way to run a hotel. I actually stayed at the Placita Vieja on the Parque de LOS Novios this time but they unfortunately had a one chica per day policy.

On my last stay, I captured a real gem from Medellin. She was just gorgeous and she stayed in a dumpy apartment down the street from Bananas with a bunch of her colleagues in crime. I think she liked the relative glamor of the Casa Isabella. I hoped to find another but lightening rarely strikes twice.

True that like the saying goes "I rather be a lucky man then a smart one". It is all about timing.

I saw that hotel your talking about, looks like it is shuttered closed.

This is my 4th day here in Santa Marta on this trip and feel like heading my way to Barranquilla today and check out the scene there.

Two nights back I did find a cute vennie wandering the streets of the historic district, a little further down from park novio, very cute 19 yo but completely inexperienced and little passion but pulled the trigger but not bad just not good enough to repeat and yet she is blowing up my phone day and night since wanting "another opportunity", the problem is she is so damned cute and that little slender body and dimples, ahhh us guys.

The Tall Man.

[Mojo Bandit]

ask if I could come over to LDV as the door was not allowing single unaccompanied girls in.
Maybe they want to be like Tu Candela, which does not allow single girls in there either. According to my friend, single ladies are not allowed in Donde Fidel. Period.

Years ago I worked through college and grad school at a popular night club that was always packed and had a line going up the street so we would go outside once we were getting close to the fire code limit and pull the most beautiful girls out of line and bring them in because that's how you get guys to spend money.

So to me what you are saying is some weird rules for any night club but LDV gets its bread and butter from guys coming into see the girls. I do not understand the reasoning of filling the place up with swinging dicks.

Years ago when LDV was in Laguito they first had this rule that a girl could not leave with a guy unless the bartender could vouch that the guy had bought them two drinks. Then a couple of years later they actually instituted a drink minimum (I think it was like 30 k COP) so the burden was on the guy and the bartender had to vouch that the guy had spent his minimum to be able to leave with a girl. Sort of like a bar fine in Thailand a little. I heard various reasons for this. One being that too many guys came in for the women and did not buy more than one drink. I also heard that the owner at the time was in gambling trouble and looking to increase their revenue any way they could. I for one did not mind so much at first , they are a business that provide a service so I should help support the place some. I would also tip decent so the bartender would more likely remember my face. But a couple of times it turned into a little bit of a hassle with the bouncers challening whether you met the minimum and then having to get the bartenders attention when they are busy. I started not even bothering going in. I would just hang out where most of the girls got out of the taxi and if I saw one that looked good I would snag her there.

Thank you for this report and if you or anyone else reading this hears about an actual policy change at LDV that is interesting and helpful news.

[Tomasb]

A couple of days I mentioned that I was denied entry to LDV. I was initially under the impression it was because it was too crowded or due to Covid regulations. Then I read someone else say it was because they don't want single guys and want a group of guys to get a table for table service. Tonight I met this chica for a drink I had met last week in LDV. She asked if I wanted to go with her to LDV but I declined and proceeded back to my apartment. After I arrived, she texted me to ask if I could come over to LDV as the door was not allowing single unaccompanied girls in. I am only a few minutes away so agreed to help her out but first I had to literally run the gauntlet walking over there with chicks coming out of the woodwork, grabbing me etc. Sometimes more than one but it must have been a dozen in a two block radius from my location.

When I arrived, she came down from Space with two other friends, all of them from Venezuela. One of her pals is a mousy looking little girl who looks more like a forlorn librarian than a P4 P though I figured she is prob really wild in the sack. Anyway, they let us all inside. I hung out for five minutes as it is really not my scene but did take in the view. After five minutes, my friend said just tell the front door you need to go to the ATM and will be back shortly, which I did. So end of story, but the place was not very crowded. Maybe they want to be like Tu Candela, which does not allow single girls in there either. According to my friend, single ladies are not allowed in Donde Fidel. Period.

[Tomasb]

I could not find the Santa Marta thread where I intended to put this report.

Yes, two ships passing in the night. I was in a bananas in Santa Marta last Saturday and Sunday evening. The first night was just awful so had one drunk and left though I did see a somewhat attractive girl with light brown hair who appeared to have that Medellin look, if you know what I mean. Unfortunately, she was not there the following evening. On that night, I made the unfortunate decision to take out the Vennie girl who I mentioned in a prior report.

I recall walking by the Hotel André Doria, which apparently was named after that famous shipwreck off the Nantucket coast. Several years ago, I stayed at the Casa Isabela across the street on the same block. This time the front door was locked or if it was open, the wrought iron door was shut and no one answered my shouts. Strange way to run a hotel. I actually stayed at the Placita Vieja on the Parque de LOS Novios this time but they unfortunately had a one chica per day policy.

On my last stay, I captured a real gem from Medellin. She was just gorgeous and she stayed in a dumpy apartment down the street from Bananas with a bunch of her colleagues in crime. I think she liked the relative glamor of the Casa Isabella. I hoped to find another but lightening rarely strikes twice.

[Nypher]

Only go with the ones who seem somewhat genuinely attracted to you regardless of her looks and yeah giving money upfront like that is no bueno.

Deep down these girl probably all wish they could meet one wealthy guy that they are somewhat attracted to knock them up, get a nice house, go on big trips and get money from him while still proing on the side.

I play that card. I butter them up with promises of trips to Paris or somewhere in the us right after I start talking to them. I tell them I won't expect anything from them except their presence on these trips.

Usually, if I do it right, I will see a little twinkle in their eyes. These are the girls I take home only. They have to act like they are very into me dancing a lot too and look fun. Bonus points for singing and deep kissing with me at the bar before I go out.

Sometimes ill butter these women up with promises start making out with them dancing not even buy them one beer yet then just leave. Every time I walk into space now I got a few women borderline stalking me because of this. Got a few women in space borderline stalking me now because of that. Soa maybe don't overdo it too much like me hahah. You can make yourself a target this way too. But you will get the best sex as well.

Come on! Why are you selling these chicas dreams?

This is one of the reasons these chicas become so hardened because some monger came along, filled their head with dreams, she gave him her all and he just bailed. This is why I no longer do DR because too many weekend millionaires go down there pretending to be rappers fill those girls heads with promises then leave. Your 'promises" are a prime example of why I always say bullshit happens on both sides.

Don't be that monger that goes in the club, put his DNA all over the girls then leave them there looking at each other trying to figure out WTF just happened. When the other mongers that see this happen they don't even want to touch the chica because all they remember is that monger putting his DNA all over her.

Don't sell them dreams, just don't.

[Xpartan]

You started off so good and then you went so far south.

Yes, going with girls who show interest in you is a good start. Of course, most of the time, most of the interest is because they want to get paid. However, they're women, they have different tastes and if she likes the way you look, your chances of a memorable night improve.

Then you ruin it by serving up a big, steaming pile of dog shit.

When a girl asks what I like to do, I include in the list that I enjoy traveling. I don't suggest I'll be taking her anywhere, because I learned a long time ago that's a recipe for disaster. I also don't suggest it, because I'm not going to do it. When I return to Colombia I want women who are happy to see me, because we had a good time together. I don't want women looking for me because I promised something I had no intention to deliver. There's zero plus side to your method.

Agree 100%.

And then we complain about them, hardened pros.

No one is born a hardened pro. That's a result of a series of bad experiences with mongers lying through their teeth when there is absolutely no reason to. You don't need to sweep a hooker off her feet. All you need is your wallet.

The only lie I might tell them is how long I stay and how often I travel. That helps because they start to see me as a repeat prospect and might (just might) work a little harder at providing a better service. And I'm more than happy to give them repeat business when they don't disappoint. Other than that, promising them something you have no intention of delivering will eventually backfire. And in a small city in Colombia like Cartagena it can backfire badly.

[JjBee62]

Only go with the ones who seem somewhat genuinely attracted to you regardless of her looks and yeah giving money upfront like that is no bueno.

Deep down these girl probably all wish they could meet one wealthy guy that they are somewhat attracted to knock them up, get a nice house, go on big trips and get money from him while still proing on the side.

I play that card. I butter them up with promises of trips to Paris or somewhere in the us right after I start talking to them. I tell them I won't expect anything from them except their presence on these trips.

Usually, if I do it right, I will see a little twinkle in their eyes. These are the girls I take home only. They have to act like they are very into me dancing a lot too and look fun. Bonus points for singing and deep kissing with me at the bar before I go out.

Sometimes ill butter these women up with promises start making out with them dancing not even buy them one beer yet then just leave. Every time I walk into space now I got a few women borderline stalking me because of this. Got a few women in space borderline stalking me now because of that. Soa maybe don't overdo it too much like me hahah. You can make yourself a target this way too. But you will get the best sex as well.

If I think they deserve it and I am really into them ill get them 1 drink as part of the buttering up process then agree to a price talk about my balcony view and what kind of substances we can enjoy up there and leave. Also agree on price and what exactly you want from her. For me I just want her happy with me partying all night at my place then fuck her with no condom if she is a stunner go to sleep and bang her upon waking up. Kissing should already be happening at this point naturally before you even state what you want.

You can't go wrong this way. You will get crazy good sex and foreplay at your place if the girl is genuinely enjoying being with you before you take her back. This means acting like she is all over you kissing / dancing / ect. If she is acting kind of robotic or standoffish then just make up an excuse and leave. Or else you will get the watch the clock treatment.

They may be pros, but deep down at their core they are still women and are not immune to attraction. Ideas of exotic trips to feel her instagram make these gold diggers wet asf. A lot of them tend to be natural nymphs as well.

You started off so good and then you went so far south.

Yes, going with girls who show interest in you is a good start. Of course, most of the time, most of the interest is because they want to get paid. However, they're women, they have different tastes and if she likes the way you look, your chances of a memorable night improve.

Then you ruin it by serving up a big, steaming pile of dog shit.

When a girl asks what I like to do, I include in the list that I enjoy traveling. I don't suggest I'll be taking her anywhere, because I learned a long time ago that's a recipe for disaster. I also don't suggest it, because I'm not going to do it. When I return to Colombia I want women who are happy to see me, because we had a good time together. I don't want women looking for me because I promised something I had no intention to deliver. There's zero plus side to your method.

To make it worse, you're spending an extended time in one city. How long do you think it will take before every working girl knows that you're just stringing them along? They all talk. It doesn't take long for them to figure out which guys aren't worth their time.

I experienced that once in Medellin. I messaged a girl I knew to see if she wanted to see a guy I'd just met. I sent her his WhatsApp and a few minutes later got flooded with information about him, none of it good. The reason he couldn't find any girls on his own was because he had treated some badly.

With your other behavior, along with this stuff, how long do you think it will be before one or more of the girls you've pulled that crap on seek some sort of payback? You're already wearing a target with the constant drugged and drunk stumbling around. Now you're deliberately pissing off every hooker you meet?

Keep the reports coming. If nothing else you're likely to be an excellent learning experience.

[The Tall Man]

I stopped by Bananas last night in Santa Marta despite my better judgment. It is one block from Parque De LOS Novios as you walk in the general direction to the beach. There is a small sign above the entry and there are usually some security guys out front and the occasional girl from inside the club.

Frankly, I never saw so many gorditas in one place in my life. What really amazed me is they wear all sorts of spandex and tight shorts, oblivious to how they look in them. However, there are always one or two in there who are a step above the rest of the so called talent so you just need to be patient until they appear. Sometimes, they could be using the short time rooms upstairs or loitering elsewhere in the building.

I am a long standing supporter of the pay after, not before, approach but I made a mistake last night. There was a really hot girl in there from Maracaimbo, Ven who was giving me the eye. Young, great body, the best in the place by far, and so asked my helpful waiter to bring her over. They get right to the point there so she whipped out her cell phone translator, which made it all pretty easy to arrange a date. But I told her I did not want to use the upstairs rooms (they are truly disgusting) and noted I had a room close by. She wanted 300 k, I countered with 250 k and then she put in her phone $260 k. Pretty funny that she wanted that extra 10 k, which is about $2. 50. So I said ok and we started to walk to the door. But then She stopped at the front cashier and I realized that I had to pay the entire amount there before leaving. It was the same amount we agreed to but felt a little pit in stomach about this arrangement. Frankly, I should have declined right there and walked.

We must be 2 ships passing in the night as The Tall Man was in Bananas last night, spent 2 hours and a few beers talking to a few of the chicas and getting the lay of the land.

It is exactly as you described, probably counted 25 to 30 chicas and half of them were fat, no other way to say it other then fat, the other 40% were thick and I saw 2 maybe 3 that were doable.

I did not partake rather just observing.

Now tonight I went back to Bananas to check it out, just wanted to see if anything different showed up, nope just basically the same as last night other then many more guys in the bar tonight. After one hour and one beer I left.

Now for those of you that know of the Adelitas Bar in Tijuana, Mexico, a place where I have spent considerable time in back between 1998 and about 2012, well Bananas is identical, heck just a bit different music but identical and with the same chicas, fat and thick boned chicas with maybe a few doable ones in the mix.

Funny thing is that I am staying right next door to Bananas, got a room at the Adrea Doria hotel next door to bananas, literally my room is 12 fucking feet from the building, I pay 50 mil a night and it has a great AC, the TV does not work, but I am happy as a clam in the ocean here. I parked my car directly across the street in a parkadero so everything is convenient.

We should post this info on the Santa Marta section so others can benefit.

It is what it is.

The Tall Man.

[RacShack]

I stopped by Bananas last night in Santa Marta despite my better judgment. It is one block from Parque De LOS Novios as you walk in the general direction to the beach. There is a small sign above the entry and there are usually some security guys out front and the occasional girl from inside the club.

Frankly, I never saw so many gorditas in one place in my life. What really amazed me is they wear all sorts of spandex and tight shorts, oblivious to how they look in them. However, there are always one or two in there who are a step above the rest of the so called talent so you just need to be patient until they appear. Sometimes, they could be using the short time rooms upstairs or loitering elsewhere in the building.

I am a long standing supporter of the pay after, not before, approach but I made a mistake last night. There was a really hot girl in there from Maracaimbo, Ven who was giving me the eye. Young, great body, the best in the place by far, and so asked my helpful waiter to bring her over. They get right to the point there so she whipped out her cell phone translator, which made it all pretty easy to arrange a date. But I told her I did not want to use the upstairs rooms (they are truly disgusting) and noted I had a room close by. She wanted 300 k, I countered with 250 k and then she put in her phone $260 k. Pretty funny that she wanted that extra 10 k, which is about $2. 50. So I said ok and we started to walk to the door. But then She stopped at the front cashier and I realized that I had to pay the entire amount there before leaving. It was the same amount we agreed to but felt a little pit in stomach about this arrangement. Frankly, I should have declined right there and walked.

Thanks for the excellent report, sorry this happened to you, but it really helps out others to remember the pay upfront thing, so is your trip overall worthwhile? Any good experience from any of them? Is their enough to have fun for 4 or five day trip? Is beach fully open? Was their over 10 years ago and brought one with me from Barranquilla for long weekend and had a blast with her, from what I remember the beach was beautiful! But also drinking lots of Old Parr whiskey with cool chick that told me beer was for pussy's I'll never forget that! Floating her around pool and she had waiter coming in pool to full are glasses all weekend, those were the days! LOL.

[HighOnTravel]

I stopped by Bananas last night in Santa Marta despite my better judgment. It is one block from Parque De LOS Novios as you walk in the general direction to the beach. There is a small sign above the entry and there are usually some security guys out front and the occasional girl from inside the club.

Frankly, I never saw so many gorditas in one place in my life. What really amazed me is they wear all sorts of spandex and tight shorts, oblivious to how they look in them. However, there are always one or two in there who are a step above the rest of the so called talent so you just need to be patient until they appear. Sometimes, they could be using the short time rooms upstairs or loitering elsewhere in the building.

I am a long standing supporter of the pay after, not before, approach but I made a mistake last night. There was a really hot girl in there from Maracaimbo, Ven who was giving me the eye. Young, great body, the best in the place by far, and so asked my helpful waiter to bring her over. They get right to the point there so she whipped out her cell phone translator, which made it all pretty easy to arrange a date. But I told her I did not want to use the upstairs rooms (they are truly disgusting) and noted I had a room close by. She wanted 300 k, I countered with 250 k and then she put in her phone $260 k. Pretty funny that she wanted that extra 10 k, which is about $2. 50. So I said ok and we started to walk to the door. But then She stopped at the front cashier and I realized that I had to pay the entire amount there before leaving. It was the same amount we agreed to but felt a little pit in stomach about this arrangement. Frankly, I should have declined right there and walked.

Only go with the ones who seem somewhat genuinely attracted to you regardless of her looks and yeah giving money upfront like that is no bueno.

Deep down these girl probably all wish they could meet one wealthy guy that they are somewhat attracted to knock them up, get a nice house, go on big trips and get money from him while still proing on the side.

I play that card. I butter them up with promises of trips to Paris or somewhere in the us right after I start talking to them. I tell them I won't expect anything from them except their presence on these trips.

Usually, if I do it right, I will see a little twinkle in their eyes. These are the girls I take home only. They have to act like they are very into me dancing a lot too and look fun. Bonus points for singing and deep kissing with me at the bar before I go out.

Sometimes ill butter these women up with promises start making out with them dancing not even buy them one beer yet then just leave. Every time I walk into space now I got a few women borderline stalking me because of this. Got a few women in space borderline stalking me now because of that. Soa maybe don't overdo it too much like me hahah. You can make yourself a target this way too. But you will get the best sex as well.

If I think they deserve it and I am really into them ill get them 1 drink as part of the buttering up process then agree to a price talk about my balcony view and what kind of substances we can enjoy up there and leave. Also agree on price and what exactly you want from her. For me I just want her happy with me partying all night at my place then fuck her with no condom if she is a stunner go to sleep and bang her upon waking up. Kissing should already be happening at this point naturally before you even state what you want.

You can't go wrong this way. You will get crazy good sex and foreplay at your place if the girl is genuinely enjoying being with you before you take her back. This means acting like she is all over you kissing / dancing / ect. If she is acting kind of robotic or standoffish then just make up an excuse and leave. Or else you will get the watch the clock treatment.

They may be pros, but deep down at their core they are still women and are not immune to attraction. Ideas of exotic trips to feel her instagram make these gold diggers wet asf. A lot of them tend to be natural nymphs as well.

[Tomasb]

I stopped by Bananas last night in Santa Marta despite my better judgment. It is one block from Parque De LOS Novios as you walk in the general direction to the beach. There is a small sign above the entry and there are usually some security guys out front and the occasional girl from inside the club.

Frankly, I never saw so many gorditas in one place in my life. What really amazed me is they wear all sorts of spandex and tight shorts, oblivious to how they look in them. However, there are always one or two in there who are a step above the rest of the so called talent so you just need to be patient until they appear. Sometimes, they could be using the short time rooms upstairs or loitering elsewhere in the building.

I am a long standing supporter of the pay after, not before, approach but I made a mistake last night. There was a really hot girl in there from Maracaimbo, Ven who was giving me the eye. Young, great body, the best in the place by far, and so asked my helpful waiter to bring her over. They get right to the point there so she whipped out her cell phone translator, which made it all pretty easy to arrange a date. But I told her I did not want to use the upstairs rooms (they are truly disgusting) and noted I had a room close by. She wanted 300 k, I countered with 250 k and then she put in her phone $260 k. Pretty funny that she wanted that extra 10 k, which is about $2. 50. So I said ok and we started to walk to the door. But then She stopped at the front cashier and I realized that I had to pay the entire amount there before leaving. It was the same amount we agreed to but felt a little pit in stomach about this arrangement. Frankly, I should have declined right there and walked.

Then she wanted to take a taxi but I said my hotel was literally around the corner. The kid at the reception gave me a hard time saying she could only stay an hour, which is the time we had agreed to anyway. Once upstairs in the room, I immediately sensed a problem and my instincts were correct as she was basically a wash out from the get go. Even though she agreed to kissing in the bar, "whatever you desire", she said, her kisses were perfunctory at best but the worst part was she refused to do a blow job and once she did under my protestations, it was awful. After a while, I kind of lost interest in this clock watcher. One interesting thing was I had checked my watch when we were going upstairs to the room in the hotel. When she announced that she was going to leave because it was time, I said show me the time on your watch and it was ten minutes faster than mine. WTF. Did she advance her watch on her bathroom trip?

But before she left, she returned to the bathroom and due to a mirror angle I was able to she her taking selfie's of herself and dancing around provacatively. Too bad she did not do that for me! I got caught off guard by this arrangement so consider this if you take one out. Once you pay, you lose all your negotiating power.

[Kc Talent]

What? They changed there policy? I was there in Feb 2020 and their night policy was crazy. During the day you're fine. But at night any visitors (not registered guest) had to leave the bldg by 9 pm. Then you couldn't have any visitors until midnight but they had to leave by like 4 or 5 am. Did that change?

A few reports back I saw some reports that one of Juan's apartment buildings was not allow visitors after a particular time.

I have stay in Juan's apartment 1 or twice every month for the last 5 months and on my way back to complete some work.

I asked him was this a change in the policy he replied not in my building (Marinare). Juan stated:

This is in Mirador building, not Marinare.

And the fact in Mirador building they allow one girl everytime they enter, they can enter with different girls everytime enter, but thye say only one, in order avoid big parties with many people in apartment, but guest can change visitors eveytime.

Just wanted to get this cleared up because I was confused but now I understand it was either not his buildings, not the facts if it was his building or just a rumor.

[HighOnTravel]

You are hilarious! I would love to be the monger on the ground just watching your actions when you step into the clubs. I'm dying over here, lots of tears and beer shooting out of my nose reading your report JAJAJA.

Of course the guy in Space wouldn't want you sitting at his table because he had to pay for the table and you chip in, you didn't even offer to buy shots or a round of drinks, JAJAJA that's some funny stuff.

Man! Its must have been some powerful shit that you were on because ISIS is is almost right across the street from Space.

400 K for all night is a hell of a deal but you have to make sure you know how many palvo is in that all night and what you are getting. What they can do is agree to 400 K then everything is con condom, or only 2 palvo, one before bed and one when you wake up. Make sure you know exactly what you are paying for before you take them out of the establishment..

Ah okay LOL. That makes sense now regarding the guy in space Well, I would have bought I'm a drink or two haha.

Not sure why space was so crowded on an early Sunday. Usually I can sit down much later at night there. I think doing some early day drinking and arriving early to these places to snag up the good talent before all other the guys start pouring in is the way to go though. The women tend to start dropping in earlier than most of the men I have noticed.

Can't drink today because I need to clean up this place today and move a lot of stuff from my current Airbnb to the next one tomorrow morning around 11 to 1, so will just relax take easy. Next time am just booking a hotel in centro in advance before I go out again. Hopefully my passport doesn't get stolen this way. I never bring it out of my locked safe here for anything usually. Maybe a screenshot of my passport on my phone would work?

[HighOnTravel]

Did you really say this to her? Seriously?

Yes. She always causes me giant headaches and single handedly makes living here mote unpleasant.