Cartagena Reports

[Captain Solo]

Sammon.

I spent many nights sleeping all nights with girls in Tijuana, China, Hong Kong, Thailand, Manilla and Angeles City, nothing was stolen. There were no indications they wanted or planned to steal. They left impressions and proofs that they were honest girls.

It's obvious both girls in CTG and Medellin intended and planned to steal from the start. I can only conclude that the bros should be warned of very high risks of theft in Colombia.

OTOH giving the girls allowances and let them treat you to whatever local flavors is a very good ideas. Girls in China and Hong Kong took me to some of the best locals' food and entertainment places that costed very little money.

[Sammon]

Nypher,

The second time I already secured my wallet and phone. That thief Camilla from P Lleras was very quick, in a split second while I ducked into the toilet to remove the stinking condom she had jumped across the room and was rifling through my open luggage like an animal.

I have never had anything stolen or even attempted in Tijuana for 20+ years every weekend.

I have never had anything stolen in any country I have been to, but for 2 Colombian putas in a row to steal from me, that's a big warning flag for the rest of the mongers: just skip Colombia or lock all your shit away and chain any valuables down before letting these professional thieves with stinky pussies into your room to steal, rob or drug your ass hehe.

I know you got lots of advice how to avoid getting robbed. I had money taken from my pants pocket two times in Philippines. I always carry local currency only. Both times it was on the day girl was leaving after staying with me few days. I had kept the currency out to give it to them. One took 1000 and the other one took 2000 pesos. After I came back from the shower I counted the money to give to the girl. They probably thought I would not notice. In the end they left with the same amount of money I intend to give them. After that I lock up everything in the box even if it is local money. Only take it out when going out.

I had girlfriends in Thailand and China who never touched my money. In fact when we go out I would put money in their purse and they paid all the bills. In Philippines also I had good girls who never touched anything. All other countries nobody ever scammed me.

Two normal girls I met in Atlantic City and had fun with tried to open my safe deposit box messing it up while I was in the shower. They saw me winning lots of money. When confronted they naturally denied it. I kicked them out without giving any money to them. In the end they lost out.

When you get robbed it is your own fault. No need to take it out on the country and women. As you know there are all kinds.

[Orgasmico]

The Cane,

Quality of girls in Parque Lleras, New Life Casa and La Islas were just so low, they looked more like freaks than girls. It's ridiculous for guys to spend time, pay money for them, put up with the stealing habits and keep hyping it up.

No disagreement from me. There are many places to visit in the world. I would move on and go somewhere else. Life is too short to focus on complaining and the negative. Find somewhere that you enjoy.

[Sammon]

Booked a trip end of January. Booked hotel = Hilton for two people. Searched other hotels but since I am a valued member of Hilton could not pass it up. Reviews are very good. May not be girlfriendly. First trip to see how things go. My plane from Miami lands at 1. 30 pm. Hoping to get a taxi or Uber to take me to a bar. Will try to make arrangements with a girl to see if she wants to be my companion. Money talks I guess. I can always kick her out if things do not go well. All valuables will be locked up. I am well versed with that after many years mongering. If I loose couple of hundred dollars so be it. If I cannot find a girl this trip will be more tourist stuff than mongering. Once I check in I will test girlfriendlyness of the hotel. I am well versed with how I can get bartenders, bell hops, security to turn a blind eye or even they can supply girls.

Maybe take a ride up to Santa Marta. Do not want to line up from dating sites. I like LT prospects personally inspected.

[Captain Solo]

Nypher,

The second time I already secured my wallet and phone. That thief Camilla from P Lleras was very quick, in a split second while I ducked into the toilet to remove the stinking condom she had jumped across the room and was rifling through my open luggage like an animal.

I have never had anything stolen or even attempted in Tijuana for 20+ years every weekend.

I have never had anything stolen in any country I have been to, but for 2 Colombian putas in a row to steal from me, that's a big warning flag for the rest of the mongers: just skip Colombia or lock all your shit away and chain any valuables down before letting these professional thieves with stinky pussies into your room to steal, rob or drug your ass hehe.

[Nypher]

The Cane,

I reported factually what happened in Colombia. Quality of girls in Parque Lleras, New Life Casa and La Islas were just so low, they looked more like freaks than girls. It's ridiculous for guys to spend time, pay money for them, put up with the stealing habits and keep hyping it up.

I never had anything stolen from me in 20+ years mongering in many countries in all continents. But in Colombia every time I turned around girls tried to steal from me. Rampant theft is a very serious security problem with Colombian girls. Guys would be in deep shit if they lose their wallets and passports. I put the warnings out to mongers heading to Colombia to be very careful with the thieving putas.

For you to have things stolen for you twice in a single Colombia trip its just funny. Once I would understand (fool me once) but for it to happen to you twice says more on how you were conducting yourself. You're almost on par with Dublin12 and how he was conducting himself out there. Almost on par. Jajajaja.

We keep saying Colombia is not the same as the rest of the mongering places, apples to oranges. We have to move differently, build trust, and know whose who. I pull Venezuelans all the time never had a problem. I had 1 snafu on my last trip and it was handled in 5 minutes, no police needed and nothing went missing.

We can't just pull random chicks from the street and bring them into the apartment without precautions. Even when we do it we always make sure one of us have a girl that we've done business before, and she makes sure the new chica knows what's up.

If you ever decide to go back to Colombia, you have a good bad experience to learn from where you can improve for the next visit.

[Captain Solo]

The Cane,

I reported factually what happened in Colombia. Quality of girls in Parque Lleras, New Life Casa and La Islas were just so low, they looked more like freaks than girls. It's ridiculous for guys to spend time, pay money for them, put up with the stealing habits and keep hyping it up.

I never had anything stolen from me in 20+ years mongering in many countries in all continents. But in Colombia every time I turned around girls tried to steal from me. Rampant theft is a very serious security problem with Colombian girls. Guys would be in deep shit if they lose their wallets and passports. I put the warnings out to mongers heading to Colombia to be very careful with the thieving putas.

[Kafka]

I know that's right. Allegedly stolen from in Cartagena and in Medellin making the same mistakes during an alleged encounter. I guess some people don't chica-proof their rooms and accommodations. You would think doing research would mitigate circumstances but obviously it doesn't work with everybody that allegedly has issues.

Something is fishy about these stories and it's not just the pussy. LOL. The post over in Medellin section is entertaining for sure. How much better than the report here.

[The Cane]

The first nights in 2 Colombian cities, I had putas steal my Android phones, one was very quick to try to steal from my suitcase. Meanwhile I have been going to Tijuana to consort with bar and street girls, twice some weeks, never had anything stolen or attempted in all 30+ years. The probability of getting mongers' things stolen is more than 10 million to 1 for Colombia over Tijuana.

Not if you know what the hell you're doing it isn't. All you have to do is take a few common sense precautions. I have mongered all over the world, including extensively in Colombia, and I have never had anything of value stolen ever, by a tute or anybody. One time a tute in Panama City lifted a little bottle of alcohol from the mini-bar, and that's it. In all of my mongering years. The fact that this happened to you establishes that you're really not a seasoned, experienced, international monger (well we already knew that despite any claims to the contrary). No, you're just a guy local to southern California and Tijuana. Nothing wrong with that, and sometimes it's just best to stick with what you know, especially if one's mind isn't open to learning and growth. I just don't think it's cool for you to be trashing other places like Colombia and Panama with reports that, as I noted in another thread, I find to be grossly biased. Luckily there are enough of us other bros around to make sure that newbies get a much truer and accurate picture. All of us old-timers already know better!

[Captain Solo]

KC Talent.

What baseball thing you have been working on in Colombia?

The first nights in 2 Colombian cities, I had putas steal my Android phones, one was very quick to try to steal from my suitcase. Meanwhile I have been going to Tijuana to consort with bar and street girls, twice some weeks, never had anything stolen or attempted in all 30+ years. The probability of getting mongers' things stolen is more than 10 million to 1 for Colombia over Tijuana.

There is such a thing as beauty is in the eye of the beholders, but you cannot stretch subjective feels for beauty too far, as there is general consensus in the world what make girls / women pretty, beautiful and attractive, proven in the hundreds winners of beauty pageants.

A few guys keep insisting Colombian bar girls, casa girls, street girls are very beautiful, but if they send the alleged beautiful girls of Club La Isla to any beauty pageant, they would be laughed at as crude, ugly, obese, lumpy freaks, the complete opposite of any notion of beauty and grace anywhere in the world.

[Kc Talent]

Nypher.

The Vennie girl from clock tower purposely caused diversion, asking for a beer in the room to steal from me. I should have checked her hand bag before she left.

The Lleras girl had very fishy pussy when she popped, the condom was stinking so bad I had to remove it quickly. Seeing she was putting on her clothes across the bed at the other corner of the room, I ducked quickly in to the toilet for paper to remove the condom. Within a few seconds I ducked out, found her half dressed, moved over to my side of the bed, hovering over my open luggage.

These girls are very fast professional thieves. They elevated my apprehension so high there is no fun fucking them. I would suggest the bros to go to Tijuana where couple hundred hot girls are avail every day within 1 small bar block. I never had anything stolen from me in 30+ year by anyone in Tijuana.

Greetings.

Have not seen you since Tijuana Hong Kong. No Cartagena is nothing like those good Tijuana sweet hearts. Even the SW, Escorts or club chica don't have thieving mind like here and yes fast professional thieves. I have not made it to Tijuana in a bit. They have me working in Colombia I'm here twice a month with time spent between Bogota, Medelland and here still doing that baseball thing. I know you will feel Colombia fast and see how it's put together. Nothing like Tijuana, no Hong Kong Club, pretty SWs, no back alley and the escorts are hit and miss. Have fun.

[Captain Solo]

In Cartagena, we had to haggle the fare for every ride, paying 10-15 M cops between Boca grande and the clockmaker tower, depending on traffic.

In Medellin, all my taxi rides were metered, some cheaper than Uber. Taxis are usually old, cramped, crappy, smelly; drivers usually are aggressive and seem psychotic.

Uber cars are usually new the nice, good smelling, drivers older to nice, mellow, polite and more careful. But many times in El Centro, the wait times were long, over 25 minutes. I would have to hop in the nearest taxi and cancel Uber.

[Lefeu]

If the taxis charged you more than 8 K to get from El Laguito to Centro and vice versa then they got you. How much did you pay?

We paid around that number. I never felt cheated by taxi drivers in Cartagena, but I cannot say the same about Medellin.

[Lefeu]

From 9 AM to 6 PM, the 2-story red buses run a scenic round trip from a stop in front of the Clock Tower, around Boca Grande, stops at many spots, including the McDonalds on San Martin, Hilton hotel, San Fernando old fort...

Wow Captain, impressive reporting. So much details. Just would like to add that my wingman and i had initially some trouble identifying where to pick that bus. We ended up picking it at McDonalds on avenida San Martin.

[Captain Solo]

From 9 AM to 6 PM, the 2-story red buses run a scenic round trip from a stop in front of the Clock Tower, around Boca Grande, stops at many spots, including the McDonalds on San Martin, Hilton hotel, San Fernando old fort, with narratives in many languages and a guided tour of the Walled City from the Clock Tower at 4 PM everyday. You can expect a bus every 45 minutes. They have agents waiting at many major stops. These people are laid back. I am pretty sure you can flag it down anywhere along its route, not just at the official stops. Just show them your receipt to get on.

It costs 25 M Cops for 1 and 45 M cops for 21 days. Considering a taxi ride from Boca Grande to the Clock Tower would cost 10 - 15 M Cops, it's a good deal, a slower but more relaxed way to see the sights and learn more about Cartagena besides just eating pussies in the hotel. I took it for 2 days and came back to visit the Walled City and Fort San Fernando both days.

To get some cool air, sit on the lower level. The bus roof was dragging on many electrical / telephone cables and tree branches across many streets. Don't know when something will blow up in Cartagena hehe.