Cartagena Reports

[Quim77]

I want to think all the guys who contributed to this form. The reports and comments you've contributed have been helpful in planning my trip. This is my second trip. Though I really consider it my first. I was here in March 2020 had planned to stay for a month, however as soon as I saw that the virus had arrived in Columbia I left. I only spent two days at that time. I arrived on Friday and had the same experience going through immigration as Ktsrf. Prior to arriving I was stopped and had my documents checked three times. So under normal circumstances I would've been pissed having to wait because so many people did not have their documents available. However I was very excited to have arrived.

Because of my work and travel time I hadn't had any sleep for almost 30 hours. That's a long time for this old man. So once I got settled in the apartment I rented I plan to take a nap for a couple hours. Unfortunately couple hours lasted into all night and when I woke up it was 3 AM too late to go out.

On Saturday woman I met on SA came over. I thought we had a great time and she seemed to enjoy herself. We made plans to meet on Sunday. I only gave her Taxi money as she didn't ask for any money.

After she left at midnight I decided I would go to the clock tower which is only a two minute walk from where I'm staying. Soon as I stepped out of the building where I'm staying there was a very large group of people running and yelling coming up the street. Looks like a riot. Once they passed me I started walking, but then they suddenly turned around and ran really fast. Evidently they got into some big fight with someone who was injured seriously. They rounded the corner and stopped at delirium. Didn't think it was safe to walk past them. So I stayed a block away watching the action. It took the police about 20 minutes to show up. Then took them a little while to clear the area. So I finally made it to the clock tower. Walked around a bit saw a couple good looking ladies, however having just had my brains screwed out and thinking I was going to have a repeat session later that morning I did not partake. However for some reason she flaked on me on Sunday.

I had a good dinner at Buena Vida Marisqueria. I went there wanting to sit on the rooftop however because I didn't have a reservation I got a table on the ground floor. Wasn't very crowded and sitting near me were two very beautiful young ladies. Dressed very fashionably. The one facing me has beautiful legs I couldn't stop myself from taking long stares at her. She noticed and then crossed her legs so I could get a better view of her thighs. After a while she put her legs down and spread them what a beautiful site. I'm sure she was thinking that she was giving an old man a show and she did. She got me warmed up for what was coming later. After dinner headed to the clock tower. There were a lot more people then the night previously. Also see many police officers, it didn't look like they were doing much other than standing around. After doing a couple of a walk arounds I just stood in one spot. After about 10 minutes beautiful woman approached me. Now I don't speak any Spanish, and she didn't speak any English. Have a translating app worked great. After we chatted for a bit her friend came over and they asked me if I wanted to take them to their hotel. Ended up 300 mill each for 2 to 3 hours. Game on! Turned out they were both from Venezuela. Instead of their hotel we went to my apartment. We had a great time. After three hours curfew had passed. I asked if they would stay until later in the morning and how much it would cost. They told me 400 mill each. I negotiated down to 400 for both of them. I hardly remember everything that happened I got so wasted but I know I really enjoyed myself. The only downer was they decided to leave early. It appears that even during curfew you can call a taxi to take you to wherever you want to go. They wanted to go to a party. They kept on calling me their boyfriend and that they were my girlfriends. After they left kept on messaging me through WhatsApp to remind me how much they loved me and what a good time we had.

When I woke up this morning the apartment was a mess. This place has over a dozen towels, every single one was used. Beer and whiskey bottles, food trays all over the place. Took me an hour and a half to clean up. Now I'm going to have to find a laundry to wash everything.

Can't wait to see what adventure awaits me today.

Sorry that this report was so long, I'll have to try to shorten them in the future.

[Nyezhov]

WTF! Oh I fear getting surrounded by some small fucking Costenos, these lazy ass little tiny punks, what are you saying.

Like I said, they bother me and they are a problem and I have no issue with a bunch of them, matter-of-fact it has never happened, why? Because size matters and when you get right down to it they are timid little pussy asses and if their puny costeno amigos want I will get mid evil on their ass to.

I grew up in the eastern area of LOS Angeles and let me tell you I never ever would fuck with any Mexican or Black brother from there, why? Because they got my respect but these costenos, this puny machismo non-confrontational fucks, hell I tell the bunch of them to go back to their childhood donkeys.

The Tall Man.

Some how a knife in the back or a brick to the head on my pussy hunting vacation doesn't seem like its fun.

In Thailand, Laos, Cambodia and Burma I've personally seen big brash tough guys take a beating because they laid hands on a local or got aggressive.

To each his own, Ill get by with a smile and a polite refusal. I take the position that the mosquito is incapable of annoying the elephant, and in these countries, I am the elephant.

[The Tall Man]

In Cartagena you'll likely get surrounded by locals where they become threatening if you decide to start making an issue with one of them. That's all I've seen. I don't recommend. Colombians have this thing about protecting their own.

WTF! Oh I fear getting surrounded by some small fucking Costenos, these lazy ass little tiny punks, what are you saying.

Like I said, they bother me and they are a problem and I have no issue with a bunch of them, matter-of-fact it has never happened, why? Because size matters and when you get right down to it they are timid little pussy asses and if their puny costeno amigos want I will get mid evil on their ass to.

I grew up in the eastern area of LOS Angeles and let me tell you I never ever would fuck with any Mexican or Black brother from there, why? Because they got my respect but these costenos, this puny machismo non-confrontational fucks, hell I tell the bunch of them to go back to their childhood donkeys.

The Tall Man.

[YippieKayay]

So what your saying is that its OK to get aggressive with the locals?

If you pull that stuff in SE Asia you will get a beating.

In Cartagena you'll likely get surrounded by locals where they become threatening if you decide to start making an issue with one of them. That's all I've seen. I don't recommend. Colombians have this thing about protecting their own.

[The Tall Man]

I would definitely be down for that but not until next December. I'm too close to getting vaccinated at this point and I don't travel to tropical climates in the warmer months. Its too nice where I live (San Diego 25 minutes from Tijuana) to go sweat it out somewhere rainy and I'll be going to Cuba in November to see some regulars that I am missing now.

This is my type of plan right here! Will be in Cartagena March 14 - 22nd. If this is a feasible timeframe for you I am all in!

We need more guys to commit before we move forward with talking dates and details. Let's keep this topic on the radar screen and get more dudes involved.

Happy Funday / Sunday to all!

The Tall Man.

[Nyezhov]

First off you do not allow anyone to touch you, to invade your space, and this includes the massage putas that comb the beaches on the Caribbean. I know them and yes they are relentless and when I tell them NO 3 times I next call them for what they are PUTAS and stop molesting me, some have stood their ground and cast their evil stares thinking that their voodoo bull shit works.

Yes I have had yelling matches with a number of them that lasted literally them barking and yelling at me for 100 meters as they retreat to the next gringo.

Have even used the si-lo-mama paisa expression for when a girl asks something of you reply with this which means "sure, just suck my dick".

Never ever allow them to touch you let alone give you a massage no matter what they say. I would not let one of these hoes touch my dog let alone my body.

These women that roam the beaches doing massage have absolutely zero respect for any tourist let alone a gringo or gringa, they will steal from you and their culture ingrains in them that this is retribution for slavery. I know my history and the culture.

Oh and I love Colombia.

The Tall Man.

So what your saying is that its OK to get aggressive with the locals?

If you pull that stuff in SE Asia you will get a beating.

[YippieKayay]

So they mandate masks on the streets in heat and humidity, but not in bars and restaurants? Gee, how do you spell stupid?

Thanks for your report!

It is the same in Rio. I had a guy there start yelling at me when I was outside without a mask. And yes he posted a great report. Kudos.

[Ktsrf]

So they mandate masks on the streets in heat and humidity, but not in bars and restaurants? Gee, how do you spell stupid?

Thanks for your report!

Baby steps!

[Ktsrf]

So they mandate masks on the streets in heat and humidity, but not in bars and restaurants? Gee, how do you spell stupid?

Thanks for your report!

Well, we all got to eat and drink, so it works me. Kind of like the masks, the touts can't see your expression, makes it much easier to move away.

[Xpartan]

I think the rules are relaxing. Just wear a mask, I heard they are handing out fines. And the locals give you looks if you don't. So best respect the locals. !

So they mandate masks on the streets in heat and humidity, but not in bars and restaurants? Gee, how do you spell stupid?

Thanks for your report!

[FrenchFeel23]

I would definitely be down for that but not until next December. I'm too close to getting vaccinated at this point and I don't travel to tropical climates in the warmer months. Its too nice where I live (San Diego 25 minutes from Tijuana) to go sweat it out somewhere rainy and I'll be going to Cuba in November to see some regulars that I am missing now.

This is my type of plan right here! Will be in Cartagena March 14 - 22nd. If this is a feasible timeframe for you I am all in!

[Ktsrf]

Got to town yesterday, lot of hoops to get here and long wait at immigration because lots of people forgot to bring a hard copy of their check mig and pcr and couldn't pull it up on their phones as there is a internet block in the room it seems. Finally got into town, it was busy, went to Delirum, place was empty round 730, then packed in about 5 minutes. Decide to go Colombian the first night, test out the doorman as it seems they have less issues and if you need any other party supplies they deliver the best. The doorman was very cool and told me not to worry, great spot in laguito on the beach, modern, renovated, overlooking the sea, I the apartment was just renovated, its one of those buildings that has a good rep on here. Not luxury but good enough. The night was a bit of a blur, but it was the good kind of blur. What a great place this is. Town is in full party mode, at least here in Laguito, people were up all night partying the in streets on their balconies, so much for curfew. People are wearing masks, but not in restaurants and bars. I was offered 180 an hour from the Venezuelans and 300 from the Colombians, but we found a fair rate of 500 for 3 hours. I spoke to a guy I met here before who is also here now and he is at a well known hotel and had no issues having visitors. There does seem to be a lot of wealthy locals here and not many international tourists, so maybe some of the super luxury buildings are being tight with their owners staying in house. As long as they have ID and are of age its fine. I think the rules are relaxing. Just wear a mask, I heard they are handing out fines. And the locals give you looks if you don't. So best respect the locals. Tonight hitting LDV after dinner somewhere. Hopefully this time I can remember more details of the night. So far my impression for anyone that has not been here before is don't worry too much, whatever you need seems to have a way of finding you here pretty quickly. Good to back in town!

[The Tall Man]

Not playing with words. I am literally asking about the other 10% of the problem. These chicks would not take we do not want a massage and we do not have money for a massage for an answer. They insisted to massage anyway. Then guess what? After they finished they wanted money. Of course I did not give them any. But would shouting at them and calling them homosexuals as you say works with the men work the same with the ladies? Or what other methods should be undertaken?

First off you do not allow anyone to touch you, to invade your space, and this includes the massage putas that comb the beaches on the Caribbean. I know them and yes they are relentless and when I tell them NO 3 times I next call them for what they are PUTAS and stop molesting me, some have stood their ground and cast their evil stares thinking that their voodoo bull shit works.

Yes I have had yelling matches with a number of them that lasted literally them barking and yelling at me for 100 meters as they retreat to the next gringo.

Have even used the si-lo-mama paisa expression for when a girl asks something of you reply with this which means "sure, just suck my dick".

Never ever allow them to touch you let alone give you a massage no matter what they say. I would not let one of these hoes touch my dog let alone my body.

These women that roam the beaches doing massage have absolutely zero respect for any tourist let alone a gringo or gringa, they will steal from you and their culture ingrains in them that this is retribution for slavery. I know my history and the culture.

Oh and I love Colombia.

The Tall Man.

[Mr Enternational]

In practicality the most aggressive peddlers are by far the costenos, the guys, they make up 90% of the problem. Don't play with words, you know exactly who I am talking about.

Not playing with words. I am literally asking about the other 10% of the problem. These chicks would not take we do not want a massage and we do not have money for a massage for an answer. They insisted to massage anyway. Then guess what? After they finished they wanted money. Of course I did not give them any. But would shouting at them and calling them homosexuals as you say works with the men work the same with the ladies? Or what other methods should be undertaken?

[AmorPorFavor]

Any mongers out there want to get together a hire a really cool boat for the day in Cartagena.

Any one interested in putting together an incredible party boating day where we have 6 to 8 mongers splitting the cost, we will have music and dancing and drinks and and live like a rock star, we will hire / invite 15 chicas with clothing optional.

This would be a once in a lifetime opportunity to just go wild for a day.

To do this right we need at least 6 guys, including myself, and each chip in probably $500. To $700. USD and we would have a blast, photos and video of the event. We are talking about a yacht and not some dingy boat hehehehe.

Of course we need to set a date for the trip and each of us commit to this. I will start to research the boat costs.

Any ideas or interest out there for such an event?

BTW. I did such an event about 4 years ago on a yacht outside of Santa Monica, California. My gawd the photos that I have are worth the price in themselves.

The Tall Man.

I would definitely be down for that but not until next December. I'm too close to getting vaccinated at this point and I don't travel to tropical climates in the warmer months. Its too nice where I live (San Diego 25 minutes from Tijuana) to go sweat it out somewhere rainy and I'll be going to Cuba in November to see some regulars that I am missing now.