Cartagena Reports

[John]

Man where did you come up with this in genuine thought. LMFAO.

This must be one of the Secret Service guys writing before going to CTG. Nobody answered, so they made all this big trouble in Bocagrande!

[Macgoo]

This is getting to be quite an episode in DC. Apparently they located 20 girls from I. D.s left at the front desk. I wonder how much the chicas will charge the investigators for interview time. Next, they will access the guilty agents' computers to find out what they've been up to in other pre-visit "planning". I now think it is only a matter of time before the investigators discover that some of the agents are members of ISG, where they talked about previous exploits. Some of us may very well get interviewed to see if we have links to "organizations".

NYTimes: "Could they have planted bugs, disabled weapons, or in any others jeopardized security of the president or our country? ' Ms. Collins said she had asked of the Secret Service. 'Is there any evidence of previous misconduct by these or any other agents on other missions? Investigators believe that all of the Secret Service personnel met the women at the same bar, Mr. King said. Mr. King said that the investigators were seeking to determine whether the Secret Service personnel had gone out looking for prostitutes or whether they had met them at the bar, where they were drinking heavily."

[Pluto2]

The real concern I have with this (as a US citizen) is the total lack of common sense or is it arrogance these agents displayed.

If they boasted that they were there on official business to anyone, they should be terminated for stupidity.

If they brought the hookers back into their hotels, thus creating a security breach, they should be terminated.

If they brought the hookers into rooms where their I'd's, weapons, or other official materials were present, they should be terminated for a security breach.

If they had laid pipe at every decent working girl house in town, and crawled back to the hotel (using their own dime) , I would say great, go for it and party til you drop.

The real issues here are stupidity, breach of security, dereliction of duty and failure to RTFF before hitting the streets.

Now that they are in the stew, they should at least post some trip reports so we can know which hookers to ask for.

[Socker]

Prices higher or not, cover blown or not. This is not the point. The point is that the US – society has a huge problem with sex. This society is sexually inhibited and repressed. Under cover female cops run the streets as a bait for punters. How sick is that? People want to be free and this is no freedom, this is repression like a sexual iron curtain. The US society is a matriarchy and as a result to this men want to break free and travel the world for a noble dead. Unless we stop pussy to set the rules, we'll never be free!

Dead on Brah, however we are not close to stopping the pussy, they do run the show here and they want to stop p4p everywhere. The have the media, the progressives (hard left) , and Hollywood on their side. The church is also a big part of the USA Sex Prison. Liberal cities like San Francisco are still very repressive (unless you're gay) when it comes to paid consensual sex between 2 people. They have undercover stings and the poor saps who get busted for solicitation (can) go to, John School, to avoid a record. John School is run by angry ex-hookers so that must be a lot of fun for the guys, haha.

In my town (SF) the city rents out a HUGE facility called The Armory, to guess who? Kink. Com where they make xxx porno, mostly gay, I think. So here in wonderful California it is legal for a producer to pay 2 people to fuck each other and film it. It is not legal for one person to pay another for sex tho. It is legal to trick nice guys out of their money on Broadway Street w / sexual titillation and innuendo but not legal for the guy to hire a woman for a little TLC. If your a heterosexual male you have to play by the rules of the pussy and there are plenty of rules. Oh and the guys here? They're clueless as to how bad they're being treated and repressed, absolutely clueless, haha.

One last note. The cheapskate SS agent really fucked things because now (and hopefully temporarily) Colombia will be known for it's hookers. Now I have to be careful who I tell where I am going. No No No Cartegena is where all the hookers are not Medillin where I'm going. I'm going for the coffee. Haha WTF!

Checking into CB for my coffee in 30 days, life is good.

[Josechung]

CARTAGENA, Colombia — ABC News has learned exclusively that the Secret Service officials accused of misconduct in Colombia revealed their identities by boasting at a Cartagena brothel that they worked for President Obama.

Partying at the 'Pley Club' Wednesday night, eleven members of the president's advance team allegedly bragged 'we work for Obama' and 'we're here to protect him. '

The officials spent the night throwing back expensive whiskey and enlisting the services of the club's prostitutes, according to a bouncer at the club and a police source.

Sources tell ABC News several of the men agreed to pay for, and received, services from the 'highest category' prostitutes available at the club, who charge upwards of $200.

The men paid for the sexual services in advance but when it came time to settle the bill, there was a dispute over the charges.

The group became belligerent and the police were called. The argument between the officials and the bouncers from the club escalated and ultimately spilled onto the street, according to several eye witness accounts.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics...mbian-brothel/

[Amb832]

The agent, with his gigantic ego, probably thought he found himself a freebie in a w* house.

Yea. I would think those guys would operate more silently or more discrete than to be bragging so everyone in thee place know their business. Think liquor and overinflated ego is a dangerous combination.

[Climaxnow]

Hard to believe folks that travel to different countries for many years can make such a newbie mistake. She must have been a stunner that they wanted take back to the hotel and probably wanting to show-off walking down the street too.

The agent, with his gigantic ego, probably thought he found himself a freebie in a w* house.

[Amb832]

Hard to believe folks that travel to different countries for many years can make such a newbie mistake. She must have been a stunner that they wanted take back to the hotel and probably wanting to show-off walking down the street too.

[Hillbilly69]

Yea your correct Lorenzo apparently Americas best and brightest wanted to show off their putas at the Hotel Caribe. Use them taxpayer dollars to turn a hotel into a brothel I say, maybe the best use my tax money has seen in a while. You think they had them lined up at the pool playing their music loud and smoking Cohibas, having the girls take turns showing their boobs?

[Lorenzo]

What makes the Secret Service agents' actions so incredibly stupid is the fact that there are fuck rooms available right on the premises at Pleyclub, which is supposedly where they picked the girls up. There was no reason to bring them back to the hotel at all! There are 5 rooms available at Pleyclub, and if there were more than 5 agents wanting to get laid, well they could just wait until a room became available. That's certainly better than risking your career!

There are several things indicating that these agents were amateurs at mongering. First of all, they violated what I call the Iron Law of Mongering: always negotiate prices and services upfront before skin touches skin. They also apparently didn't bother to check whether the hotel where they were staying was chica friendly and they were seemingly oblivious to the fact that bringing a gaggle of putas to the hotel all at once would attract attention in a situation where you don't want to attract attention. And finally, they seemed oblivious to the fact that haggling with a puta over price will create a scene, and they seemingly ignored the hotel's rules regarding the time a chica must leave.

As a US citizen, I want to emphasize that I couldn't care less if a Secret Service agent engages in p4p when he is off duty, as long as it doesn't interfere with his duties. But if you're going to do it at least do it intelligently. These guys were just plain stupid.

[Black Page]

Hey guys, will go to Cartagena for one week and have some questions. Would be nice if you could answer them.
1. Are there brothels (are the legal?) or can I just pick up girls in clubs and take them home?
2. Do I normally go to the girls home or do I have to take them to my hostel?
3. Is it normally possible to take "guests" to a hostel and can I ask the hostel if its possible?
4. You always talk of girls from the beach, what is the name of the beach, where I can find the girls?
5. Where can I find the cheapest hookers? Beach, bars?
6. What are normal prizes in Cartagena for an hour? I always read of 200k. Does that mean 200 dollar?
Anyways it seems to be really expensive, so where can I find cheaper girls (and is it safe)
7. Do I have to ask the girls or do they come to me? And can I ask direct for sex?
8. How can I distinguish between hookers and normal girls?
9. Are there also normal girls looking for sex with a gringo?
Sorry, I know that these are many questions, but I m sure they are helpful for people who haven't been there and want to go.
Thanks a lot

This must be one of the Secret Service guys writing before going to CTG. Nobody answered, so they made all this big trouble in Bocagrande!

[MiamiHeatLuver]

All true, however, still in Brazil, if you know what you're doing, you can have lots of fun without breaking the bank at all, irregardless of the exchange rate.

My new hangout is Brazil, away from Rio, away from the touristy areas, definitely away from the ridiculous high end clubs and I'm having a blast!

Pros and non-pros alike, great fun.

The most difficult part was, after getting pretty good at spanish, having to learn portuguese and get good at it.

It's not easy going from being able to fully communicate and flirt and joke in a language (spanish) to speaking like a Kindergartner again.

Luckily, if you already speak spanish, the learning curve is high as the languages are very similar, though different enough to not be understood if you don't learn the other.

IMO I'd rank the Colombianas (maybe tied with Venezolanas) for number 1 in beauty, but they're Triple A compared to the Major Leagues of the Brazillian girl when it comes to sexuality and fun and more laid back and easy going in general.

Just from my experience and overall general opinion.

got to try Brazil and put it on my bucket list, if only it was more affordable bro! I'm sure if you could take me under your wing we could do it very efficiently and cost effective cassanova! Jajajaja CTG is now probably out of reach and comparable to USA prices. I would never visit CTG these days just for P4P, It has become a bring your own chica city.

[Vittu]

PeterHold. If you keep holding your peter, you'll figure it out. (If you do it in public view, you may figure it out quicker).

[LuvBlkWomen]

There are 19 SS who are pissed off at that one who didn't pay. Whatever the argument was, you just pay when you're on the job and your boss is the Prez. How stupid?

[Ricker]

Talk about Expensive. I honestly think that only place in the world that got real expensive for pussy over last 7 years is Brazil. I mean jeez. High End Clubs now cost upwards of US$ 200 to US$ 250 for one hour with a girl. OH my God I wish for the return of 2004 or even like 2000 in Brazil. Those were the times.

1 US $ was equivalent to almost 4 reais. Now it is like 1. 5 damn.

Cartagena Puta inflation is just normal. It is the epicentre of Colombian Sex. Every body knows in Colombia about it and prostitution IMHO is some how accepted in Colombia.

In the words of Boyd (owner of Castillo) their are beautiful working girls in Colombia available any day of the year and at any time. The more I see of Colombia the more I agree with his statement. Prices are only going as high as you would want it to be.

No working girl is going to tell you 200k for TLN if you ask her how much she wants for TLN. If you are lucky she will say 300k. Sometimes they will quote you 400 or even 500k. It all depends on each individual to decide how much they are willing and able to pay.

Regards,

John.

All true, however, still in Brazil, if you know what you're doing, you can have lots of fun without breaking the bank at all, irregardless of the exchange rate.

My new hangout is Brazil, away from Rio, away from the touristy areas, definitely away from the ridiculous high end clubs and I'm having a blast!

Pros and non-pros alike, great fun.
The most difficult part was, after getting pretty good at spanish, having to learn portuguese and get good at it.
It's not easy going from being able to fully communicate and flirt and joke in a language (spanish) to speaking like a Kindergartner again.
Luckily, if you already speak spanish, the learning curve is high as the languages are very similar, though different enough to not be understood if you don't learn the other.

IMO I'd rank the Colombianas (maybe tied with Venezolanas) for number 1 in beauty, but they're Triple A compared to the Major Leagues of the Brazillian girl when it comes to sexuality and fun and more laid back and easy going in general.

Just from my experience and overall general opinion.