Medellin Reports

[SJobs]

A BM in another thread reported that one day, instead of going with one of his regular chicks, he decided to get a chick that cost him 3 times his usual amount. I asked what was the difference in service levels between the two. He refused to answer, yet accused me of worrying about what he pays. No. I was just genuinely curious what added value he got from the one at 3X as much as the others.

When I choose a Lexus over a Ford Pinto, I know I am getting more insulation for a quiter cabin and a softer suspension for a smoother ride. When I choose the 500K chick over the 150K chick, what additional features and options is the 350K difference getting me?

The FKKs in Frankfurt charges 50 euros for thirty minutes, girls there will negotiate for extras such as DFK, BBBJ, and DATY. If you take time to negotiate, you can get all that for 50 euros, but most will end up paying 100 euros.

In the FKK globe, half hour costs about 140 euros, you are guaranteed by management for full thirty minutes of DFK, BBBJ, and DATY. For me, I much rather pay the 3 x price difference to not have to bargain.

In club aphrodisiac in Zurich, half an hour cost 260 euros; you are in a bar in the middle of down town Zurich, all the girls are in designer clothes, they sit behind the bar giving you nonstop sexy stares. Girls are not allowed to approach you unless you signal them. All the drinks are free, and people who go there are all well dressed. I like the vibe of the place, I enjoy hang around with people who dresses well, and I love having 50 girls in beautiful dresses begging me to fuck them. For me its worth the money. (I know you can get this in Bangkok for much cheaper, but I like Zurich much more than Thailand).

In Medellin, I go to gusto often. I like the decor, I like the DJ, and I like the well dressed girls there, although most of them are a bit older for me. A 21 year old in gusto will run me 600 k for the night, my bar bill will certainly be more than 700 k. For me it's worth it. I'm paying for the environment.

[SJobs]

What kind of weak monger goes to a 3rd world country to give some 3rd world hooker 2,000,000 to pop.

Isn't that around 2 months salary for them at a regular job, I tell you what, I'm going to be super pissed if that is the quality and those are those prices when I visit.

All of them look like 20-100 k peso hookers to me.

A PhD from university Antioquia with less than five years of experience makes about 13 million pesos. I have a few working for me in Medellin.

[Cursnoop]

The thing some people do not understand is that Colombia is a 3rd world country. The min Montly salary is 980.657 cop which increased since last year which comes around 280 usd a month. Ain't no way any normal Colombian will pay a million cop to fuck a girl unless he is a narco. So I am sure those gilrs charge that money to the ones they know are gringos, they know you make more money than the average Colombian because you are staying in penthouse in the most upscale neighborhood and they tell each other that gringos have money overcharge them because when there is drought the take the 70.000 cop that the average Colombiano has believe me unless she has a western union papi sending her money for rent and other stuff.

[Mr Enternational]

Do you think the most expensive hookers provide commensurate value, I think not.

A BM in another thread reported that one day, instead of going with one of his regular chicks, he decided to get a chick that cost him 3 times his usual amount. I asked what was the difference in service levels between the two. He refused to answer, yet accused me of worrying about what he pays. No. I was just genuinely curious what added value he got from the one at 3X as much as the others.

When I choose a Lexus over a Ford Pinto, I know I am getting more insulation for a quiter cabin and a softer suspension for a smoother ride. When I choose the 500K chick over the 150K chick, what additional features and options is the 350K difference getting me?

[JjBee62]

Whats good brothers! I hope everyone is staying safe. I want to go back to Medelland when the virus permits. I haven't been there since 2011. Any advice on staying in poblado vs laureles? Thanks!

This is an adult diapers question. It depends.

Most of the verified chica friendly Poblado apartaments are clustered around Parque Lleras. Noise levels are high, prices are high. In Poblado I prefer the southern end or the northern part of Envigado. It's quieter. It's cheaper. There some excellent restaurants with reasonable prices. You don't need to tackle the hill to go to or from the Metro. Santa Fe and Viva malls are close by and it's a nice safe area. Unless the building specifies, as long as the girl is dressed reasonably, you shouldn't have trouble bringing girls in.

In Laureles it's kind of a college hangout vibe. It gets loud along La 70 especially if there is a futbol game. But it always seems to be a friendlier feeling. One big advantage, if you like to walk, Laureles is mostly flat. It also gets a very dependable afternoon breeze which cools things down nicely.

[JjBee62]

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[SJobs]

When domestic and international travel is opened up, the USA may be blackballed for a while, hence if you fly somewhere to the Caribbean you may have some issues returning if your an American, I don't know.

It's likely the US will be blackballed in September. As long as they don't ban American passports, I will jump on the first flight to Canada or Mexico. I'm more than happy to be trapped in Medellin. For 3.5 k a month, I can rent a big penthouse with a jacuzzi and retractable roof top. For that money, I can't even rent a decent studio at where I live in California.

[JjBee62]

Can anyone say where one can stay with the baddest swimming pool / hot tub? Preferably not indoors.

What kind of weak monger goes to a third world country and pays $250 per night to try and impress a 100 k hooker?

[CzarNicholas]

Are you always this reckless with giving life or death advice to others?

So lets hear how you are going to guarantee this won't ever happen in Colombia to anyone reading this.

Perhaps you think anyone that ever listens to a fool like you deserves to die.

Was this guy healthy? A 41 yo singer dancer, he looked fit?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nick-co...us-2020-07-05/

If you get really ill in a 3rd world country I doubt they will treat you in ICU for 90 days (or save you) if Cedars Los Angeles couldn't save him, us older mongers are SOL.

[ColombiaLover]

It depends on what you want and need. I used to stay in Poblado, but for the past few years, I have stayed in Laureles. I prefer it. I've been traveling to Medellin 15 years. I know plenty of girls. I prefer my privacy and I like the apartment I use, which is not fancy like some in Poblado, but has its own jacuzzi on the roof. The supermarkets are close, the stores are close, plenty of taxis. Neighborhood is quiet. While there are gringos in Laureles, I rarely see them in the barrio where I stay. And, no offense, I prefer that way. You have Unicentro Mall. You can get to Molinos mall. It's a bit of a closer tax ride for girls coming from Bello, Popular, San Javier, Las Amercas, etc. Prices are cheaper.

If and when I want to go to Lleras or Santa Fe mall, it's a 13 mil taxi ride.

If you don't know any Spanish and have a need to be around gringos and go to Hooters, then Laureles is not for you.

Whats good brothers! I hope everyone is staying safe. I want to go back to Medelland when the virus permits. I haven't been there since 2011. Any advice on staying in poblado vs laureles? Thanks!

[CzarNicholas]

Thank you for this. I will keep it in mind if I find myself in the Philippines suffering from coronavirus. I encourage you to share any insights you may have about Medellin. Perhaps the moderator will choose to move your "finding" to the Philippines section.

Are you always this reckless with giving life or death advice to others?

So lets hear how you are going to guarantee this won't ever happen in Colombia to anyone reading this.

Perhaps you think anyone that ever listens to a fool like you deserves to die.

[Kafka]

Even if travel opens ups if the hospitals are overwhelmed a you get sick you are screwed. I really want to go but this time I have to think with the big head....it's the health care infrastructure that we have to.psy attention to

200 k flat. Maybe 4 hours and 3 Rounds.

SA girl. A little bit of a kook, speaks a little bit of English. Based on her SA handle, you should probably predict she's a little different. She wanted candles, loved the bath bubbles, no photos, and then talked Wifey's ear off with a bunch of weird shit (meeting God), after I went to bed. Wifey tried to tell me and I said I don't even want to know. I can imagine, just based on her handle, which she also likes to be called in normal life.

Anyway, she arrived and I almost sent her home. Although, she was already a replacement for a girl that said around 4 p she was in Envigado and could arrive at 730 p. Then, at 830 p she said there was a problem. I had already started looking for other options around 731 p. There are a couple girls from SA that are decent-looking and really want a cita, but I just haven't pulled the trigger. I offered up the plans for the night and 200 k, and this chick jumped on it. Typical Paisa, she was about an hour later than hoped-for. Back to the opener, I almost sent her home because I saw baby damage and her hair was curly instead of how it looked in her sexy professional photos. I went to my closet for some privacy to text Wifey, who was upstairs, to figure out what to do. All of a sudden, this whacko (ok, she was nice, but each girl needs a nickname or something to stay memorable) walks into my closet, giving herself a private tour of the apartment. Then, it popped into my head. Her profile says 1 child. So, I felt a bit guilty and we decided fuck it. She actually has an athletic, low-fat body.

She likes to dance, she had a lot of music recommendations. Her and Wifey were very different but had a good social connection and partying connection. She gives great head and fucks well. A little bit of a Mona Lisa, but I think many guys in this forum would really enjoy her company. Small mom tits, saggy ass with short legs, but for whatever reason, she's still kind of sexy. Really pretty face and smile. Mulatta. Good kisser. She is better than most of the photos shared in the thread. It would certainly appear she could be had for 150 k or maybe even less. She lives in San Javier.

Anyway, not the best, but not the worst. The canceling of citas by way of WhatsApp not being connected, or simply not responding or explaining, is so fucking annoying. That's a big reason my arrangement with Wifey has been working, for me. If a cita cancels, I already have a nice young pussy in the apartment. If an experience / girl sucks, we can laugh about it and still have a good time. Oh, and this bish took my lighter and my face mask, when she left! Blackman, who might not check this thread until March 2021, and at which point, he certainly won't be checking Page 84, unless he searches his name (going back to change his name) would call her a 9.

Question to those in Medellin: when the domestic flights are opened, is anyone planning to travel? I could really use a few days in Cartagena, just to chill on the beach, maybe go to the islands. I'd probably take Wifey, if we were still having fun and getting along. That being said, areas like Cartagena are in a much inferior position, as far as COVID-19. Would it be worth it? Would beaches, etc. Even be open? Maybe a place like San Andres would be better (don't know the infection stats), but you lose the vibe and activity of Cartagena. Wifey has a passport, so maybe somewhere in the Caribbean would be an option, once international travel is open.

[Kafka]

Whats good brothers! I hope everyone is staying safe. I want to go back to Medelland when the virus permits. I haven't been there since 2011. Any advice on staying in poblado vs laureles? Thanks!

I much prefer Cartagena because of the beach but Poblado was really nice and upscale with prices to match. Great coffee shops boutiques. Not if you prefer more local maybe stay away.

[Brother P]

Whats good brothers! I hope everyone is staying safe. I want to go back to Medellíand when the virus permits. I haven't been there since 2011. Any advice on staying in poblado vs laureles? Thanks!

[CzarNicholas]

Here are a few pictures that might illustrate the differences. One of them, for a repeat visit you might get her for 150 k right now, plus taxi. 3 of them, might come out for 200 k and almost definitely for 250 k, but might not be willing to come to El Centro.

The last 2 you won't get to El Centro, unless you're starting your offer near the million peso mark and you'll be well over 2 million before you have a deal.

All of this is part of what makes Medellin such a great destination. Whatever you're looking for, whatever your price range, you can find it.

What kind of weak monger goes to a 3rd world country to give some 3rd world hooker 2,000,000 to pop.

Isn't that around 2 months salary for them at a regular job, I tell you what, I'm going to be super pissed if that is the quality and those are those prices when I visit.

All of them look like 20-100 k peso hookers to me.