Medellin Reports

[BMo814]

Excellent response, I can't believe how some guys on here can act so thirsty / submissive! For real, they can't let a ***** that just yelled at them go? If the agreed upon price is 200 mil, how the fuck is paying the ***** 200 mil trying to scam her?

Please explain, I don't understand. Are they into being subs?

ElMechanico, thumbs up to you!

LOL at thirsty / submissive. I can't believe some of you guys cry about $10 dollars. Where I'm from the say small things to a giant it's NOTHING if she asked for $50 more that's something else. I'm just saying, but that's what makes us individuals. Some of us cry over spilled milk some of us go buy a new gallon. I see who is who.

[ColombiaLover]

If a chica wants taxi, she needs to ask for it up front. Not assume. I usually agree to pay 150 mil plus taxi one way. And then I go down to meet the taxi and read the meter to be sure I'm not getting scammed (which can happen). It also helps that I usually ask the girl where's she's from and I have an idea of what a taxi costs from there to my place. Most of my regulars just show up and I give them their money. We do not haggle over taxis, etc.

So I agree with El Mechanico. He did nothing wrong and she F-the up. And it creates a bad vibe and often leads to a bad session. I think he did the right thing by sending her on her way.

Since you have so much "game". What does "200. Ni mas ni menos" mean to you? Taxi and dinner were discussed before we even made the cita, and she declined. Once I sent her the screenshot of her agreeing to 200 k COP, she apologized and asked to come back over and continued to text me for the next few days. Re-read my OP slower this time. Next time I'll try to type a little slower for you. I wasn't trying to "Fleece" anyone out of anything. She changed the rules once she got there and that's when I ended it.

It's so easy for you keyboard warriors to dissect a post only to try to make yourself like like a hero.

Take the post for what it was intended for, a simple word of warning, me trying to help someone else out. Not a chance for you to get up on your milkcrate & brag about your "Game"!

El Mechanico.

[BMo814]

That is easy to say in the horniness of your own home. Dude, pussy is a penny a pound in Medellin. The guy said the girl showed up and he got bad vibes from her. Would you rather his small head taken over (as yours is apparently doing) and the chick causing all kinds of problems and him coming with a different report of how she stole from him, or wrecked his place, or the police had to be called? Then everybody on here would be telling him he should have seen the signs. Nothing wrong with cutting your losses. Exactly why I prefer women writing to me instead of that voice shit. I can scroll right back up and show them what they said.

Chick tried to get me one time. At the beginning she said she was not looking to be tied down or whatever. A few weeks after we started fucking, she tried to act like she was my lady, giving me the 3rd degree over nothing. Let's scroll back up here. On September 5, 2017 did you not say....?

I read well player! He didn't want to come off a few dollars for the taxi. I'm not criticizing just putting my 2 cents in like you do. Miscommunication happen all the time. I would paid the few dollars and fucked her harder.

[ShooBree]

That is easy to say in the horniness of your own home. Dude, pussy is a penny a pound in Medellin. The guy said the girl showed up and he got bad vibes from her. Would you rather his small head taken over (as yours is apparently doing) and the chick causing all kinds of problems and him coming with a different report of how she stole from him, or wrecked his place, or the police had to be called? Then everybody on here would be telling him he should have seen the signs. Nothing wrong with cutting your losses. Exactly why I prefer women writing to me instead of that voice shit. I can scroll right back up and show them what they said.

Chick tried to get me one time. At the beginning she said she was not looking to be tied down or whatever. A few weeks after we started fucking, she tried to act like she was my lady, giving me the 3rd degree over nothing. Let's scroll back up here. On September 5, 2017 did you not say....?

Excellent response, I can't believe how some guys on here can act so thirsty / submissive! For real, they can't let a ***** that just yelled at them go? If the agreed upon price is 200 mil, how the fuck is paying the ***** 200 mil trying to scam her?

Please explain, I don't understand. Are they into being subs?

ElMechanico, thumbs up to you!

[ThadMax]

I know this board is big on FB chicas. But I still like the old fashioned way of visiting casas / clubs. On recent trips I've made the usual rounds (new life / energy / fase dos etc.) - I'm wondering if there are any casas under the radar that some gents might recommend. How is Luna Lunera and Santa Diego? Is Barra Ejec worth a visit? I've also heard that Om Spa is an interesting way to mix it up. Would be grateful for any rec's. I'm in MDE this week and will post my detailed report. Gracias!

[Mr Enternational]

I can't believe you passed on some pussy you wanted for a difference of 4 dollars or 9 dollars which ever it was.

That is easy to say in the horniness of your own home. Dude, pussy is a penny a pound in Medellin. The guy said the girl showed up and he got bad vibes from her. Would you rather his small head taken over (as yours is apparently doing) and the chick causing all kinds of problems and him coming with a different report of how she stole from him, or wrecked his place, or the police had to be called? Then everybody on here would be telling him he should have seen the signs. Nothing wrong with cutting your losses. Exactly why I prefer women writing to me instead of that voice shit. I can scroll right back up and show them what they said.

Chick tried to get me one time. At the beginning she said she was not looking to be tied down or whatever. A few weeks after we started fucking, she tried to act like she was my lady, giving me the 3rd degree over nothing. Let's scroll back up here. On September 5, 2017 did you not say....?

[RudeBwoy100]

Has any of these putas set their male friends on anybody on this board before? When I read this board a lot of the times I feel like you guys are just asking for trouble. You're in a foreign country, bringing hookers back to your hotel / apartment / Airbnb where you will be staying for quite some time & then having arguments & kicking them out in a situation where they then become resentful towards you. Reading this board makes me understand why so many men get me too'd & blackmailed by women, too many of you are way too careless imo.

[BMo814]

Careful bro, or that dude will end up accusing you of being JoeBlow896 on some obscure internet forum!

I'm pretty sure that guy is nuts, which is why he thought is bait-and-switch con game on said chica would fly.

LOL I'm not trolling dude I know we all got our own price points and limits I'm just saying sound like baby is fine and to squabble over a few dollars seems kinda crazy.

[BMo814]

Little tiny, cute Sofia Perez. Always posting ass pics on Fay-boo, and man does she have a nice one!! We agreed on 200 K Cop for the session and she came over Sat pm. Texted when she got there and asked me to come outside to pay the 13 k taxi fare. I handed her the 200 k and she paid the fare, came inside, threw the 187 K COP on the coffee table and said in an angry tone, 'You have to pay me 30 k more for the taxi!' I picked up the pile of bills, peeled of 3 10 k bills (I know, it should have only been 13 k and I was just trying to get her to leave) and told her adios, the cita is over. She left and then started texting calling me a tacone & 'Que horror" jajajaja, etc, etc. I scrolled back up on our text thread and took a screenshot of her agreeing to the "$200 k ni mas, ni menos" and sent it to her. She then apologized, and asked to come back over, but the moment was ruined and she just looked like a clockwatcher who would change the rules once the door closed. I know they act different at different times and certainly different with different people, just be careful with this one. There are to many of them out there to be putting up with their nonsense, no matter how hot their booty is. And as usual YMMV! Just a word of warning.

El Mechanico.

I know to some of we live by all I have is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one but these chicks don't have the same mentality but I can't believe you passed on some pussy you wanted for a difference of 4 dollars or 9 dollars which ever it was.

[El Mechanico]

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[Nounce]

if the situation arises, what is the typical bribing amount? Is it in pesos or in dollars?

I forgot the actual number. A recent report here indicates that 150 mils is enough.

[Surfer500]

All due respect Surfer, but most thieves aren't smart.

However, if we want to stick with the "large, white, dark haired, tan gringos are easily mistaken for Colombians" story, I have a question or two. I fit that description and I don't believe anyone ever thought I was Colombian. There was 1 Dutch backpacker who tried to ask me directions in very poor Spanish. He admitted he didn't think I was Colombian, but he wasn't sure.

Question 1: How does a large gringo (part of the original description) pass for Colombian? Even at my skinniest, I'm still 40# heavier and 6" taller than practically everyone in Colombia. I've also never seen a Colombian in my age range who even vaguely resembles me..

I can pass as a Colombian and have been told so by other Colombians as long as my mouth is shut. When I am in El Centro I dress like a local, tattered blue jeans and worn out T-shirt. I don't wear sun glasses or carry a bottle of water around with me, and whether I am in an Estrato 1 or 6 I fly under the radar with my mouth shut. So I consider myself less of a target than an obvious gringo but not immune.

In regards to Colombians paying attention to a person's Estrato, this is very true but not in the sense your suggesting. What I call "Classism" exists in Colombia, I have witnessed it first hand on many occasions. Two examples include once when I was with one of my Amigas in Provenza, she was asked by a Colombian couple we meet which part of town she was from and when she told them (Paris) they immediately gave her the cold shoulder as that is an Estrato 1/2 part of town compared to where this couple lived. Another example includes when I was looking at a property in Poblado and the real estate agent had brought along an attorney. When I asked the attorney about Bellen across the river and west of Poblado he made a remark about those people who live in that part of town. In both of these occasions I was with other friends who witnessed and heard what I had heard and later remarked on it. It's identical to racism, but based on class, and with Colombia having a system whereby the wealthy subsidize the poor, perhaps that's why it exists. As an example, when you go to get cable service say in CLARO, they will have a chart of fees based on Estrato. There is also a sliding scale for heath care and utilities.

I know none of this matters for most, but the point is, Colombians wouldn't even be thinking about what a gringo's Estrato is.

[SavePros321]

Since you have so much "game". What does "200. Ni mas ni menos" mean to you?

It ambiguously means whatever you want it to mean. The upfront and straight forward way of dealing with the situation would have been to say that her 200 k would be deducted for her taxi to and from your place, which you purposely avoided saying.

I handed her the 200 k and she paid the fare, came inside, threw the 187 K COP on the coffee table and said in an angry tone, 'You have to pay me 30 k more for the taxi!' And as usual YMMV! Just a word of warning.

Newbies: don't ever do this!

You are lucky she didn't just take the 200 k and hop back in the taxi and go home! "You mean I get 200 k and not even have to have a fat smelly gringo jumping up and down on my for 3 minutes? That was easy!"

[Nounce]

Her fare to my apto was 13 K. I should have given her another 13 K and been done with it but like I said I was simply trying to get her out with as little drama as possible. She figured 13 k was close enough to 15 k and round trip was 30 k. So to diffuse the situation, she got 30 k and shown to the door. You are correct about cutting the losses. I simply got a bad feeling about her immediately changing her price and figured everything was going to be "no", "no", No" after that.

Believe me, I hated the way things turned out as she is exactly what I am looking for. Minus the rule changing of course.

El Mechanico.

It might turn out differently if you showed her the message right away.

[Nounce]

I cannot imagine what this feel like if I spoke some real Spanish.

You will feel like Pollo Negro.