Medellin Reports

[MoonShot]

A lot of mongers assume that. Probably because they are on vacation and it is a treat for them. But those chicks see those places all the time so it is nothing new or amazing to them.

Home is always home no matter how shitty it may seem to someone else. If you went to work all day, then after work somebody invited you to a nice hotel to sunbathe and pig out, you may dig doing that a couple of times. But after about the third time you will be like fuck that, I just want to go home.

So if you think a chick is all excited to do that for the 1000th time, they are really not.

I agree with this point. If you're working at your building and everything is really nice, you're still working and you rather go home and relax by yourself in your own place. You are giving yourself too much credit. Some girl sees it as having to spend more time with an ugly old man who is constantly touching her and wanting more sex as opposed to relaxing at home in your bed by yourself with some peace and quiet. It is a treat for them if you're not in the hotel room and they have it to yourselves and can invite their friends. Ja ja ja.

There is some case for it in the Philippines where the girls are dirt poor and don't even have a toilet inside the house. But in Colombia, they are poor but as poor as the girls in the Philippines.

[Maestroo]

I'm a regular poster / reader of the USGA site, but my first time on here. 4 of us are headed to Medellin, and from what I've heard, there exists concierge or hosts who will drop off girls at your AirBnb in the evening and pick them up in the morning. Does this sound like it's an option? Are any of you familiar with any reliable hosts that provide this service? Thanks in advance!! Will be sure to report back, in detail, about my experience!

[Steve 9696]

Hey gents,

I've been really enjoying reading the posts under this thread. The info here will help me with my time in Medellin. I was wondering if some of the most frequent posters would be interested in starting new threads under "Colombia" to share your mongering journey. This thread should be more "report" focused in my opinion. Just a thought, what you all think?

Suggestions are always welcome but we have already seen this play out in the Costa Del Sol thread. There is some bad blood in there that resulted in separate threads for Club activity and non club activity. This is decidedly lame. Having to visit both threads. And people saying go see the other one.

I'the say any OT discussions in here you can just ignore. Keep it simple. One Medellin primary thread IMO.

[Chicago85]

Hey gents,

I've been really enjoying reading the posts under this thread. The info here will help me with my time in Medellin. I was wondering if some of the most frequent posters would be interested in starting new threads under "Colombia" to share your mongering journey. This thread should be more "report" focused in my opinion. Just a thought, what you all think?

If you want to hear about the 'journey' I suggest you just offer to buy a guy a coffee or beer. You can search by poster and follow as well. No one story is alike although there are a handful of different buckets that guys typically fall into (I. E. Retired set income, ex-military, baller crowd, etc.). And we all of course love Latinas!

[Osteoknot]

With all due respect, why in God's name are you buying chica's iPhone 13's? Particularly those who live in rough areas, are young, and most likely absent minded?

Secondly, have you considered getting insurance on any of these phones? Even if the rate is half the phone value per month it'd be worth it in your case jajaja!

I honestly don't care about the look it gives me. What I really feel inside is that it is more of a social experiment, for me, about changing the chicas' behaviors, although the smart money would be on changing my behavior instead, jajajajaja. . So far, I have failed although as of late there have been small signs of progress, with the chicas that is.

I like your suggestion for phone insurance and that thought never occurred to me. Thank you.

[Mr Enternational]

Once I start networking, I am going to have the La Isla girls staying for longer. They are going to be in a nice room, good bed, shower in hot water, have a functioning thermostat, sunning themselves by the pool, and pigging out on the free breakfast. A lot of the women do not want to go back to their shitty tiny apartments.

A lot of mongers assume that. Probably because they are on vacation and it is a treat for them. But those chicks see those places all the time so it is nothing new or amazing to them.

Home is always home no matter how shitty it may seem to someone else. If you went to work all day, then after work somebody invited you to a nice hotel to sunbathe and pig out, you may dig doing that a couple of times. But after about the third time you will be like fuck that, I just want to go home.

So if you think a chick is all excited to do that for the 1000th time, they are really not.

[Chicago85]

All iPhones in this discussion are the latest Pro Models available.

Get back to me when you have felt 1/1000 of this pain, jajajaja.

Chica's phone gets stolen in El Centro while she is sitting in a taxi, using her phone, window down, door unlocked, and probably the taxi driver was in on it. .......She does and you do, to the day. She drops the iPhone two weeks after you bought it for off the new Moto she was riding that you also paid for. You repair the iPhone for her at 600.000 mil COP.

That's one reason I hate Apple, repair costs are egregious.

...... You tell her if she can hold onto the Motorola for one year, you will buy her another iPhone. She does, and you buy her an iPhone Pro13. One week later she gets robbed at knifepoint to eyeball, and you replace it with another same, iPhone that she still has but now she is not talking to you anymore for other reasons.

Different chica, robbed at gunpoint while she sitting in a taxi and using her iPhone that you bought for her. .....You buy her another iPhone. Less than a month later, she gets robbed and beat up in front of her apartment in Castilla by another chica for her iPhone. You tell her that her iPhone days are over. Two months later you buy her a used iPhone from one of her friends that she still has.

Same Moto chica from above, shows you her new iPhone that her rich novio from the Domincan Republic bought her. .......Now she has two iPhone Pro13's..

With all due respect, why in God's name are you buying chica's iPhone 13's? Particularly those who live in rough areas, are young, and most likely absent minded?

Secondly, have you considered getting insurance on any of these phones? Even if the rate is half the phone value per month it'd be worth it in your case jajaja!

[Chicago85]

A buddy from the Bay Area landed yesterday and this morning we went to a casa in centro. The cost for 1 HR was was 75 mil, and we had a lineup of 10 + girls to choose from. Sessions were good for both of us. My buddy then told me that in the greater San Francisco area, he would pay around 100 usd for one date with a 7 (starter, entrees and drinks plus tax and tips), and not guaranteed to have sex. Whereas in Medellin he just paid less than 20 bucks for 1 hour sex with a sweet girl who he would rate as a 7 as well. And he said that he would not pay that much for dates in the US anymore. He has been here for less that 24 hours and already spoiled. This experience just ruined his sex life back in America.

$100 likely on the low end for a first date in expensive area like SF, especially if you have drinks!

[Osteoknot]

A buddy from the Bay Area landed yesterday and this morning we went to a casa in centro. The cost for 1 HR was was 75 mil, and we had a lineup of 10 + girls to choose from. Sessions were good for both of us. My buddy then told me that in the greater San Francisco area, he would pay around 100 usd for one date with a 7 (starter, entrees and drinks plus tax and tips), and not guaranteed to have sex. Whereas in Medellin he just paid less than 20 bucks for 1 hour sex with a sweet girl who he would rate as a 7 as well. And he said that he would not pay that much for dates in the US anymore. He has been here for less that 24 hours and already spoiled. This experience just ruined his sex life back in America.

I can't even date anymore here in Pussy Prison or US of A, and I used to be pretty damn good at it without any sense of false humility. Tell your friend I feel his pain. I will once again quote The Great One (Jackie Gleason) about how Medellin "ruins" us, "Hoooow sweet it is!" I feel certain you have already explained to your friend the solution is more frequent and longer visits to our Magical Medellin.

Random gratuitous fotos: Second foto is my Number One and let's face it, Scarlet is still Number Two, chicas. As of this past trip, now they are friends and the fun and love there in and out of the bedroom is off the charts. The fourth foto is Freckle who followed thru on her plan to get liposuction this past Monday. They sucked the fat out of her waist and stuck it in her ass. I have to admit, I am surprised how much curvier she is, and of course the swelling and the marks are even't close to being resolved yet. That is her small, smooth as glass, low mileage, tight, sweet pussy in the final foto. My penis is slightly larger than average (girth only, I am exactly at the median for length. TMI? Jajajajajajaaaa) and she has a hard time taking it, each and every time, with delicious moans of pleasure and pain.

[JustTK]

JjBee62 (or anyone who wants to chime in) Have you heard the rumor that Envigado is one of the safest area to stay becuase the Cartel is based there and have put the word on the street that any small time hoods who mess with anyone there will be dealt with harshly? Overall how do reports about safety / chance of getting a gun put in your face in Envigado stand compared to even Poblado?

Envigado is an extremely safe area bcos its very much a middle class family neighbourhood. There are very few low strato houses around.

[Elvis 2008]

Chica's phone gets stolen in El Centro while she is sitting in a taxi, using her phone, window down, door unlocked, and probably the taxi driver was in on it. You buy her a "cheap" Samsung for 400 mil COP and tell her if she can hang onto it for one year, you will buy her an iPhone. She does and you do, to the day. She drops the iPhone two weeks after you bought it for off the new Moto she was riding that you also paid for. You repair the iPhone for her at 600.000 mil COP.

That's one reason I hate Apple, repair costs are egregious.

Different chica rolled-up on by two guys on a motorcycle while she sits at Boston Park holding her infant child, and rob her at gunpoint of her iPhone, you replace it with a nice Motorola that costs half a million pesos. You tell her if she can hold onto the Motorola for one year, you will buy her another iPhone. She does, and you buy her an iPhone Pro13. One week later she gets robbed at knifepoint to eyeball, and you replace it with another same, iPhone that she still has but now she is not talking to you anymore for other reasons.

Different chica, robbed at gunpoint while she sitting in a taxi and using her iPhone that you bought for her. You have told her twenty times not to pull out her phone when she is in a taxi but she is oblivious to this advice. You buy her another iPhone. Less than a month later, she gets robbed and beat up in front of her apartment in Castilla by another chica for her iPhone. You tell her that her iPhone days are over. Two months later you buy her a used iPhone from one of her friends that she still has.

That is another good informative post. I had two seeking girls flat out tell me they were on the site for iphones. That is not all women on the site by any means but it speaks to the fact that women think the phones and money are two separate things when they are not.

Osteo is right about the phone's camera being the most important feature for women. Thing is I think the Google pixels, even the older versions are as good or almost as good as the iphones, and can be had for a fraction of the cost. And I could be wrong, but I am not sure they are sold in Colombia.

The yield on phones, the appreciation factor, is close to taking a woman shopping, about zero. So if you want to get a woman a phone, definitely get the low end: Pixel, Samsung older mid range models, or the newer Motos. If you go on Amazon, you can get these for less than $200 and often close to $100.

Outside of getting some hot pics and being able to reach your chica more easily (maybe), you are going to get nothing in return. Buying a phone is a gift plain and simple. If you paid $500 a phone, do not think you are going to get $500 of appreciation or $500 worth of action. It does not work that way. It should, but it does not. For the most part, giving away a phone is a waste of money.

[DonMedellin]

A buddy from the Bay Area landed yesterday and this morning we went to a casa in centro. The cost for 1 HR was was 75 mil, and we had a lineup of 10 + girls to choose from. Sessions were good for both of us. My buddy then told me that in the greater San Francisco area, he would pay around 100 usd for one date with a 7 (starter, entrees and drinks plus tax and tips), and not guaranteed to have sex. Whereas in Medellin he just paid less than 20 bucks for 1 hour sex with a sweet girl who he would rate as a 7 as well. And he said that he would not pay that much for dates in the US anymore. He has been here for less that 24 hours and already spoiled. This experience just ruined his sex life back in America.

[Osteoknot]

No, yet I see the reason why you would want that: to separate out the chat from the hard hitting reporting. But this section is so mature at this point, it can be searched, and often times questions are responded to qu. Ickly. Adding another folder means the reader has to interigating another area, and the writer has to have conversations away from the main thread, and balance attention in numerous places. Plus, how to enforce it? You're bound to have someone drop a nugget in the wrong place.

As noisy as this thread is, it's informative and singular.

This was my TedEx and please subscribe to my YouTube channel.

Of course, the value you hold in your mind for what you called "hard hitting reporting" and "noise" is mostly subjective opinion and will vary from user to user. The only real opinion that matters on that is that of admin and the moderators. If someone has a "matured" mongering style, I guess you could say I am "set in my ways" without a lot of need for facts and figures, then the "chat" for me is the best and most interesting part of this Web site. To each his own. Don't forget about the Ignore List if that can improve your experience.

[Litmus Smut]

No, yet I see the reason why you would want that: to separate out the chat from the hard hitting reporting. But this section is so mature at this point, it can be searched, and often times questions are responded to qu. Ickly. Adding another folder means the reader has to interigating another area, and the writer has to have conversations away from the main thread, and balance attention in numerous places. Plus, how to enforce it? You're bound to have someone drop a nugget in the wrong place.

As noisy as this thread is, it's informative and singular.

This was my TedEx and please subscribe to my YouTube channel.

Hey gents,

I've been really enjoying reading the posts under this thread. The info here will help me with my time in Medellin. I was wondering if some of the most frequent posters would be interested in starting new threads under "Colombia" to share your mongering journey. This thread should be more "report" focused in my opinion. Just a thought, what you all think?

[Osteoknot]

It's funny you said that. I was in Cartagena in January and a friend that was with me took a picture of me while I was talking to a chica. When I got back my brothers saw the picture and their first words were "you went out dressed like that." They have never been to Colombia so they don't know any better, but my response was I'm not trying to impress anybody down there. Heading to Medellin at the end of the month can't wait to get there!

And to most other similar issues. Yes, you can go out not-dressed-to-impress. I do it all the time. My novias have complained about my wardrobe or "uniform" to which I persistently adhere. But when I step it up, they always notice. The chicas are not going to bite the hand that feeds them but the simple facts are illustrated by these hypotheticals:

If you and your identical clone go out side by side except one has dressed noticeably sharper, who do you think the chicas are going to lean towards first?

If you and your identical clone go out side by side and one is willing to tip, pay or give a regalo in appreciation for the chica's company, and the other is looking for freebies, who do you think the chicas are going to choose?

If you and your identical clone go out mongering side by side and one shows a genuine friendly respect for the chicas, and the other treats the chicas like pieces of meat, who do you think is going to get the better service?

If you and your identical clone go out on the prowl, and one has made sure his ear hairs aren't four inches long, his breath isn't bad, his shoe soles are flopping loose, his body odor is in check, and his fingernails are clean, do I really need to explain which clone will be perceived as more desirable?

Both clones will get laid. One is going to have a more qualitative experience, the other more quantitative. You could even argue the more desirable clone might get a better price and terms.