Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

Hello,

I am new I want to visit Colombia but I am worried about safety and wanted to ask a few general questions.

1. How safe is Medellin in the day time and at night. Like should you never venture out at night at all or stick to certain areas? And which ones.

2. I know you can meet girls at bars and clubs like the strip bars and basic clubs. Can you basically just take any girl from a club and nicely ask her to go out or are.

Some more picky than others.

3. How likely are you to be poisoned it's hard to cut through the fear mongering fake news media, but what would you say how normally is this happening and does it happen less.


In Medellin than Bogota.

4. Should I even go to Bogota at all I hear it's rough.

5. How do you get from Bogota to Medellin when you fly in.

I know that was a lot but I would be real appreciative if you had some time to answer my questions.

Stay home and study Spanish. Preferably for about two more years, jajaja.

[Osteoknot]

A lot of mongers assume that. Probably because they are on vacation and it is a treat for them. But those chicks see those places all the time so it is nothing new or amazing to them.

Home is always home no matter how shitty it may seem to someone else. If you went to work all day, then after work somebody invited you to a nice hotel to sunbathe and pig out, you may dig doing that a couple of times. But after about the third time you will be like fuck that, I just want to go home.

So if you think a chick is all excited to do that for the 1000th time, they are really not.

Not even three times. The chicas as a general rule much prefer their own digs. As we all do, where we can reach out and touch our material shit with familiarity, comforted by its presence. Even when I had the corner Executive Suite at the Dorado, the girls loved being there, but in the end, they all want to return to their home base. Money of course, being the modifier and why you pay more for an overnight than you do for two hours, obvio.

Even if returning to home base meant a small, cramped room in a puta motel and sharing a full bed with another chica, that will invariably be the chicas first choice. To wit, fotos of Freckle and the Little One in their room. The flip side to that coin, visiting them and climbing into that bed in between them, draped all over each other, was delicious and loving. Still, I would reach a point no matter how good the sex, when I would want to return home and I am sure they were just as glad to see me go. The saving grace? Our two hotels were a five minute walk apart. Loved it.

[Mr Enternational]

at times having to glance through so many posts and skip until finding some for El Poblado or Laureles can be time consuming.

That is because nothing is going on in Poblado. Parque Lleras, Gustos, Facebook are all you need to know for that place. Laureles? Look on mileroticos and find some chick where you can walk to her apartment.

[Paulie97]

Depends on your relationships with said chicas... Did you happen to just read my previous post about how much money I have wasted on iPhones? You could argue I was gullible, stupid, whatever, I don't care. But I can tell you, I wasn't in any "danger" at any point. Nor was I trying to impress anyone so maybe that's to your point, a little. I was simply trying to make a few chicas happy. Money = Love. .

How do you know you weren't in danger? Also money doesn't = love, and buying them IPhone 13's as you claim means that they are laughing at you behind your back. That's the relationship you have with these chicas.

[Osteoknot]

What I would find more useful is having a separate section for El Centro. A lot of posts here are related to that specific area in particular, and at times having to glance through so many posts and skip until finding some for El Poblado or Laureles can be time consuming. I speak as someone who looks for a different environment than El Centro. It would simplify understanding when someone reports about hotels or girls where they are found easily.

Interesting suggestion. Respect your right to choose. Oh wait, I think you simply unintentionally dangled your modifier, grammatically speaking. You meant the kind of posts you want to see would be more easily found here, I think.

The way you wrote it one could construe that you meant girls were not easily found in El Centro, and I was going to say, you've got to be kidding me, jajajaa. Regardless of yours or anyone's opinion of the quality of the chicas there, Finding them is definitely not the issue, jajajaja. Carry on.

[EverythingBlue]

Suggestions are always welcome but we have already seen this play out in the Costa Del Sol thread. There is some bad blood in there that resulted in separate threads for Club activity and non club activity. This is decidedly lame. Having to visit both threads. And people saying go see the other one.

I'the say any OT discussions in here you can just ignore. Keep it simple. One Medellin primary thread IMO.

What I would find more useful is having a separate section for El Centro. A lot of posts here are related to that specific area in particular, and at times having to glance through so many posts and skip until finding some for El Poblado or Laureles can be time consuming. I speak as someone who looks for a different environment than El Centro. It would simplify understanding when someone reports about hotels or girls where they are found easily.

[Osteoknot]

A lot of mongers assume that. Probably because they are on vacation and it is a treat for them. But those chicks see those places all the time so it is nothing new or amazing to them.

Home is always home no matter how shitty it may seem to someone else. If you went to work all day, then after work somebody invited you to a nice hotel to sunbathe and pig out, you may dig doing that a couple of times. But after about the third time you will be like fuck that, I just want to go home.

So if you think a chick is all excited to do that for the 1000th time, they are really not.

Usually it doesn't even take the third time, but at the end of most sessions, chicas would prefer to be in their own familiar environs. Of course, more money can easily shape that behavior which is why it obviously costs more money to spend a night with a chica than spend an hour in her company, if you are paying.

That is ego projection on the part of the mongerer onto the value system of the chica, believing the chicas are happier away from home just because the digs are nicer. Even when I had the corner deluxe Executive Suite at the Dorado, the chicas loved to show up and hang, but in the end, they preferred their little cramped puta motel, sharing a double bed with another chica perhaps, just like Freckle and the Little One.

You said it exactly right, for them, and all of us, home base is home base. We all want familiarity and to be able to reach out and touch or material possessions, large or small, at will.

The really fun part can be when you go to their hotel instead and squeeze in between them, jajajaja. But in the end, I had the same feeling and would want to return to my home base, no matter how hot the sex. One reason the set-up was so purrfekt with Freckle and the Little One in the foto, our hotels were a five minute walk apart.

Side note, admin apparently felt that need to intervene and not post a response I made earlier about not reading Elvis' itemized repsonse to me, especially when I specifically asked him to please not respond. That is his prerogative of course. But as I previously stated, I am simply documenting experiences for other users who can make up their own minds based on the information provided and not trying to change anyone's opinion who already has their way of doing things. The pitfall is when users have a need to share their way of mongering as the preferred way of mongering for everyone. That holds no interest for me and basically invalidates their viewpoint.

[KrunkMan4]

Hello,

I am new I want to visit Colombia but I am worried about safety and wanted to ask a few general questions.

1. How safe is Medellin in the day time and at night. Like should you never venture out at night at all or stick to certain areas? And which ones.

2. I know you can meet girls at bars and clubs like the strip bars and basic clubs. Can you basically just take any girl from a club and nicely ask her to go out or are.

Some more picky than others.

3. How likely are you to be poisoned it's hard to cut through the fear mongering fake news media, but what would you say how normally is this happening and does it happen less.

In Medellin than Bogota.

4. Should I even go to Bogota at all I hear it's rough.

5. How do you get from Bogota to Medellin when you fly in.

I know that was a lot but I would be real appreciative if you had some time to answer my questions.

[MoonShot]

A lot of mongers assume that. Probably because they are on vacation and it is a treat for them. But those chicks see those places all the time so it is nothing new or amazing to them.

Home is always home no matter how shitty it may seem to someone else. If you went to work all day, then after work somebody invited you to a nice hotel to sunbathe and pig out, you may dig doing that a couple of times. But after about the third time you will be like fuck that, I just want to go home.

So if you think a chick is all excited to do that for the 1000th time, they are really not.

I agree with this point. If you're working at your building and everything is really nice, you're still working and you rather go home and relax by yourself in your own place. You are giving yourself too much credit. Some girl sees it as having to spend more time with an ugly old man who is constantly touching her and wanting more sex as opposed to relaxing at home in your bed by yourself with some peace and quiet. It is a treat for them if you're not in the hotel room and they have it to yourselves and can invite their friends. Ja ja ja.

There is some case for it in the Philippines where the girls are dirt poor and don't even have a toilet inside the house. But in Colombia, they are poor but as poor as the girls in the Philippines.

[Maestroo]

I'm a regular poster / reader of the USGA site, but my first time on here. 4 of us are headed to Medellin, and from what I've heard, there exists concierge or hosts who will drop off girls at your AirBnb in the evening and pick them up in the morning. Does this sound like it's an option? Are any of you familiar with any reliable hosts that provide this service? Thanks in advance!! Will be sure to report back, in detail, about my experience!

[Steve 9696]

Hey gents,

I've been really enjoying reading the posts under this thread. The info here will help me with my time in Medellin. I was wondering if some of the most frequent posters would be interested in starting new threads under "Colombia" to share your mongering journey. This thread should be more "report" focused in my opinion. Just a thought, what you all think?

Suggestions are always welcome but we have already seen this play out in the Costa Del Sol thread. There is some bad blood in there that resulted in separate threads for Club activity and non club activity. This is decidedly lame. Having to visit both threads. And people saying go see the other one.

I'the say any OT discussions in here you can just ignore. Keep it simple. One Medellin primary thread IMO.

[Chicago85]

Hey gents,

I've been really enjoying reading the posts under this thread. The info here will help me with my time in Medellin. I was wondering if some of the most frequent posters would be interested in starting new threads under "Colombia" to share your mongering journey. This thread should be more "report" focused in my opinion. Just a thought, what you all think?

If you want to hear about the 'journey' I suggest you just offer to buy a guy a coffee or beer. You can search by poster and follow as well. No one story is alike although there are a handful of different buckets that guys typically fall into (I. E. Retired set income, ex-military, baller crowd, etc.). And we all of course love Latinas!

[Osteoknot]

With all due respect, why in God's name are you buying chica's iPhone 13's? Particularly those who live in rough areas, are young, and most likely absent minded?

Secondly, have you considered getting insurance on any of these phones? Even if the rate is half the phone value per month it'd be worth it in your case jajaja!

I honestly don't care about the look it gives me. What I really feel inside is that it is more of a social experiment, for me, about changing the chicas' behaviors, although the smart money would be on changing my behavior instead, jajajajaja. . So far, I have failed although as of late there have been small signs of progress, with the chicas that is.

I like your suggestion for phone insurance and that thought never occurred to me. Thank you.

[Mr Enternational]

Once I start networking, I am going to have the La Isla girls staying for longer. They are going to be in a nice room, good bed, shower in hot water, have a functioning thermostat, sunning themselves by the pool, and pigging out on the free breakfast. A lot of the women do not want to go back to their shitty tiny apartments.

A lot of mongers assume that. Probably because they are on vacation and it is a treat for them. But those chicks see those places all the time so it is nothing new or amazing to them.

Home is always home no matter how shitty it may seem to someone else. If you went to work all day, then after work somebody invited you to a nice hotel to sunbathe and pig out, you may dig doing that a couple of times. But after about the third time you will be like fuck that, I just want to go home.

So if you think a chick is all excited to do that for the 1000th time, they are really not.

[Chicago85]

All iPhones in this discussion are the latest Pro Models available.

Get back to me when you have felt 1/1000 of this pain, jajajaja.

Chica's phone gets stolen in El Centro while she is sitting in a taxi, using her phone, window down, door unlocked, and probably the taxi driver was in on it. .......She does and you do, to the day. She drops the iPhone two weeks after you bought it for off the new Moto she was riding that you also paid for. You repair the iPhone for her at 600.000 mil COP.

That's one reason I hate Apple, repair costs are egregious.

...... You tell her if she can hold onto the Motorola for one year, you will buy her another iPhone. She does, and you buy her an iPhone Pro13. One week later she gets robbed at knifepoint to eyeball, and you replace it with another same, iPhone that she still has but now she is not talking to you anymore for other reasons.

Different chica, robbed at gunpoint while she sitting in a taxi and using her iPhone that you bought for her. .....You buy her another iPhone. Less than a month later, she gets robbed and beat up in front of her apartment in Castilla by another chica for her iPhone. You tell her that her iPhone days are over. Two months later you buy her a used iPhone from one of her friends that she still has.

Same Moto chica from above, shows you her new iPhone that her rich novio from the Domincan Republic bought her. .......Now she has two iPhone Pro13's..

With all due respect, why in God's name are you buying chica's iPhone 13's? Particularly those who live in rough areas, are young, and most likely absent minded?

Secondly, have you considered getting insurance on any of these phones? Even if the rate is half the phone value per month it'd be worth it in your case jajaja!