Medellin Reports

[Mtndew704]

Considering I was not present at the scene of any of the crimes. Maybe you meant more like a "jinx", eh?

There was a lesson there independent of my own behaviors. I sort of summed it up at the end, including a useful Pearl.

The robbery started when you kept buying them phones.

[Osteoknot]

Maybe there should be another subsection for dick pics. But seriously, a separate section isn't a bad thing. I think it was about 10 years ago that a section was created for the Mansion when guys started arguing about the place.

Seen a few dick banging pussy and mouth pics, is that what you meant Oh, Wise One? Funny what certain people fixate on.

You may want to consider enhancing your experience with a feature here known as the Ignore List.

[Osteoknot]

This is what I thought when I saw the skinny white beauty.

Very hard to pin down, but when you do, heaven on Earth. And a "lah-dee-dah" easy-going, whatever floats your boat, attitude. A lot of times stoned out of her mind. Easy to handle. She bailed on me in the middle of the night last time I had her for an overnight, appropriately accepted a greatly reduced rate of 200 mil COP, haven't seen or talked to her since, didn't try, either. Let me see if I can find a couple more fotos, she is definitely unique.

She's the one in the blue jeans, and that is Secret, her pimp who first brought her to me. The second foto is hilarious, that day we called her Zombie Girl as she was walking around for a long time with that look on her face. I laid her down on the bed and started fucking her face until she passed out. The Nervous Ninnies here don't have to worry, I get permission from all my chicas to use their bodies as I please whether they or concious or not. Doesn't happy very often but when it does, it's a good fallback and I recommend you broach the subject with any girl who drinks or does drugs ahead of time. BTW, they love it being objectified and used like that, and let's face, they aren't working too hard at the time, jajajjaja.

Anywho, unfortunately she still had a gag reflex and I may have been just a tad to aggressive or her throat because she starteled awake, ran into my bathroom, and threw up all over the floor. Didn't stop us.

All men are pigs. I am a man. Therefore, I am a pig.

[Nounce]

...Especially if they go there a lot, but given the supply and demand ratio in Colombia I'm guessing they don't go every day. By comparison, I have had crab hundreds of times, that doesn't mean crab isn't one of my favorite foods just because it is subject to diminishing returns because I've had it a lot.

I have known a girl that shower at home before visiting me when we first met, and coming out of the bathroom all dressed up ready to leave when done. After a while, she started to always shower at my place, twice, before and after. She told me "you have hot shower".

[Nounce]

...No, you are missing the point. If I go to El Centro or Santa Fe, I have to go five times to find one woman I have to repeat with. ...

Not that what you said is not true, but you are probably doing it wrong if you go 5 times to find one.

...I would not call someone who snorts Tussi "clean". And if the women are doing that ...

You don't really know if a woman is doing it or not until you put it in front of her. That is when you can tell.

...It is really hard to know that a woman with a 22 inch waist is going to be in more demand than a woman at 40 inches?...

Narrower is not better. It depends. I went to La Isla with locals and they don't pull the ones with narrower waist. I see similar behavior at Scandallo. But if all customers are gringos, what you said can be true.

[Osteoknot]

You seem to be a magnet for robberies.

Considering I was not present at the scene of any of the crimes. Maybe you meant more like a "jinx", eh?

There was a lesson there independent of my own behaviors. I sort of summed it up at the end, including a useful Pearl.

[Mtndew704]

All iPhones in this discussion are the latest Pro Models available.

Get back to me when you have felt 1/1000 of this pain, jajajaja.

Chica's phone gets stolen in El Centro while she is sitting in a taxi, using her phone, window down, door unlocked, and probably the taxi driver was in on it. You buy her a "cheap" Samsung for 400 mil COP and tell her if she can hang onto it for one year, you will buy her an iPhone. She does and you do, to the day. She drops the iPhone two weeks after you bought it for off the new Moto she was riding that you also paid for. You repair the iPhone for her at 600.000 mil COP.

That's one reason I hate Apple, repair costs are egregious.

Different chica rolled-up on by two guys on a motorcycle while she sits at Boston Park holding her infant child, and rob her at gunpoint of her iPhone, you replace it with a nice Motorola that costs half a million pesos. You tell her if she can hold onto the Motorola for one year, you will buy her another iPhone. She does, and you buy her an iPhone Pro13. One week later she gets robbed at knifepoint to eyeball, and you replace it with another same, iPhone that she still has but now she is not talking to you anymore for other reasons.

Different chica, robbed at gunpoint while she sitting in a taxi and using her iPhone that you bought for her. You have told her twenty times not to pull out her phone when she is in a taxi but she is oblivious to this advice. You buy her another iPhone. Less than a month later, she gets robbed and beat up in front of her apartment in Castilla by another chica for her iPhone. You tell her that her iPhone days are over. Two months later you buy her a used iPhone from one of her friends that she still has.

Same Moto chica from above, shows you her new iPhone that her rich novio from the Domincan Republic bought her. Now she has two iPhone Pro13's. You suggest it might be decent of her to return the iPhone you bought her to you since your old Samsung got stolen by an irate tranny at Ground Zero, and you are using a cheap burner phone that cost 1/10 of what you paid for her iPhone. She says she will sell you the iPhone that you bought for her for what amounted to a 5% discount, jaja.

Those are the ones I remember off the top of my head. I did not add up how many phones that comes to, jajaja. Not a good look for me, makes me look like a dumb shit, valid argument about which I happen to not agree. I don't care what other people think.

Oh, you should also realize the chicas don't really give a shit about the phone. They want the best camera on the market, that happens to be a phone.

I know what some of you are thinking (usually several steps ahead). The chicas were making up some of these stories to get phones. For every one of those stories above, multiply it by 10-15 for the number of times chicas tried to get phones out of me, but didn't. So I am not quite as gullible as you may think. Perception is reality and for reasons I won't expand upon, I believed those stories above.

The main point being, beware, it really is a jungle out there for stealing the upper branded phones, particularly, iPhones.

Pearl: From a distance the thieves are looking at the number and size of the lenses on the back of the phone to identify the iPhones for their targets. They make escutcheons or phone cases that have little sliding covers that will hide these lenses that I recommend using.

Ostee Out, and I will as always, Keep On Keepin' On.

You seem to be a magnet for robberies.

[JjBee62]

What do you think about the Mansion? Is it really pussy central?

In answer to your second question, no.

Your first question is more complicated.

The Mansion is a great place, for some people. Most of the people who will tell you bad things about it have never been there. For a certain style of mongering it is perfect. For other mongering styles it's a waste of money.

If you have never been to Medellin, never mongered solo in a foreign country, don't speak Spanish and aren't the adventurous type, you will probably be very happy with the Mansion.

[Surfer500]

How do you know you weren't in danger? Also money doesn't = love, and buying them IPhone 13's as you claim means that they are laughing at you behind your back. That's the relationship you have with these chicas.

I think everyone here has been played by Chicas to a certain degree.

I have, but not to the tune of anything approaching the value of a new "I" phone, and on a much smaller scale.

And there are lot's of Chica's who are very good at extracting things from guy's who think with their small heads.

As far as laughing at guy's, well besides this, they are also boasting about what they got to their girlfriends and boyfriends.

[Surfer500]

Home is always home no matter how shitty it may seem to someone else. If you went to work all day, then after work somebody invited you to a nice hotel to sunbathe and pig out, you may dig doing that a couple of times. But after about the third time you will be like fuck that, I just want to go home.

So if you think a chick is all excited to do that for the 1000th time, they are really not.

No matter how nice a guy's digs are, regardless of how fancy the place is, and the amenities, I think a lot of times the girls just don't want to spend any more time with a guy.

Imagine being a young twenty something with someone twice to three times your age, and perhaps fat and smelly, hence in many cases it won't be because they want to go home, but they want to get away from the guy after being paid.

Perhaps we are saying the same thing Mr. E.

[Surfer500]

The yield on phones, the appreciation factor, is close to taking a woman shopping, about zero. So if you want to get a woman a phone, definitely get the low end: Pixel, Samsung older mid range models, or the newer Motos. If you go on Amazon, you can get these for less than $200 and often close to $100.

Outside of getting some hot pics and being able to reach your chica more easily (maybe), you are going to get nothing in return. Buying a phone is a gift plain and simple. If you paid $500 a phone, do not think you are going to get $500 of appreciation or $500 worth of action. It does not work that way. It should, but it does not. For the most part, giving away a phone is a waste of money.

Guys buying new "I" phones for Chica's, or even new phones for them is such a waste of money, but some guys here do it which is astonishing.

A better option is to buy a used phone from the street, with prices starting as low as 80,000 COP for a smart phone and up. Granted these phones are stolen, which I don't condone, but there are a lot of vendors, especially directly under the Metro overpass just up from Hotel Nutibarra. There will be vendors with folding tables, and a selection of phones. They of course don't have any chargers for the phones because as you can imagine they are all stolen. Hence you hear about all the phones being stolen in Central, someone steals a phone, show's up where the street vendors are, and the vendors know all the values of the phones, so perhaps they give the thief 1/3 to 1/2 the value of the phone.

When I went there with a Chica who was buying a phone, they would fire the phones up, and all of the former owner's Whatsapp contacts and everything else would pop up. She bought a smart phone for 120,000 COP and then got a new SIM Card and a charger at a shop nearby, and loaded up the phone with a week of data, and basically was out the door at about 150,000 COP, less than $ 50 USD and perhaps the only value is being able to contact the Chica (maybe as you mention).

Granted most guy's here are not going to be buying used phones off the street, but it is an option if a Chica asks a guy to buy her a phone, one might suggest she buy a used one off the street.

[SouthernOcean]

What do you think about the Mansion? Is it really pussy central?

[KrunkMan4]

While I agree with a lot of your points a couple things that I happen to know for a fact.

A. I think you're putting these La Isla girls on a pedestal. There use to be consistent talent there but last few times I went it wasn't great at all. I personally know a couple of girls and that leads me to point B.

Be. Girls in La isla will not hesitate to drug you and I know of girls that have done it.

The point is you can be drugged anywhere anytime in Colombia.

But I do agree that people who consistently post that others are driving up the price are completely delusional.

Regardless of who pays what, the girls still know how much guys pay in different countries.

And if the statement that the weekend warriors are ruining it were true, then you wouldn't see so many prepagos going to Europe or DR to work. But obviously the money is not there which is why so many go abroad to work.

The min salary might be 300 usd in Colombia but guess what?? IPhones still cost the same universally along with all the other vain necessities of an average 20 something year old girl.

Also I think it's a mistake many mongers make thinking because they're in a nice hotel they're doing these girls a favor.

No matter what home is home. And that's where these girls are comfortable until you build some sort of trust and they actually want to spend time with you.

I'm new so I really can't say much but I'm early 30's no kids. I live in LA and rent a room only 550 a month. After staying in Tijuana like a noob for a week in a luxury hotel I can tell you I came home thinking how do I even live in this shithole. So while the point about home is taken, I think it does matter to a certain extent but obviously a nice place won't automatically get a girl to fall in love with you. Especially if they go there a lot, but given the supply and demand ratio in Colombia I'm guessing they don't go every day. By comparison, I have had crab hundreds of times, that doesn't mean crab isn't one of my favorite foods just because it is subject to diminishing returns because I've had it a lot.

[Huacho]

What you bring up about a separate section for Centro does make sense, but before the Pandemic, no, as it wasn't frequented as much as it is now.

The same holds true for Fayboo Chicas as well. I can remember before the Pandemic that at times there would be a lot of Fayboo posts you would have to go thru as your mentioning.

Colombia has gotten so popular, especially Medellin, that some new categories are warranted at least in my opinion being a poster here for several years.

You guys do know you can start threads, right? You are aware you can start whatever new categories you deem necessary?

[Huacho]

Hello,

I am new I want to visit Colombia but I am worried about safety and wanted to ask a few general questions.

1. How safe is Medellin in the day time and at night. Like should you never venture out at night at all or stick to certain areas? And which ones.

2. I know you can meet girls at bars and clubs like the strip bars and basic clubs. Can you basically just take any girl from a club and nicely ask her to go out or are.

Some more picky than others.

3. How likely are you to be poisoned it's hard to cut through the fear mongering fake news media, but what would you say how normally is this happening and does it happen less.

In Medellin than Bogota.

4. Should I even go to Bogota at all I hear it's rough.

5. How do you get from Bogota to Medellin when you fly in.

I know that was a lot but I would be real appreciative if you had some time to answer my questions.

Definitely stay home.