Medellin Reports

[SJobs]

Everything was okay until you said you're considering calling her back. I have no problem with giving a little extra to avoid a long, annoying conflict. Sometimes it's easier than dealing with the drama.

However, that should be where the story ends. Because now she knows she can get a minimum of 300 k next time, so she'll try for 400 k. Then 500,800, 1 million. It only goes up from there. Then it's not just when you see her. It's every week. Her mother's sick. Her bed is broken. Her dog need surgery.

My suggestion, if you decide to give in and pay the extra, is first pull out your phone and tell her to wait while you block her. Block her on WhatsApp and Facebook and then send her packing.

Good advice. I have already blocked her. It's a shame though, she is one of the better looking ones.

[Tacoma101]

A lot to say but not too much that hasnt been shared before. Just these few notes that I felt worth mentioning after my first Medellin trip. *.

Stayed in an Air be&be in Poblado, close to La Strada / Hard Rock. Enjoyed being away from Parque Lleras but will definitely be in Laureles next time with a place that doesn't have security. Got tired of the dirty looks I would get when I was bringing back the chicas haha. *.

Facebook chicas. Over the last year I had gathered over a 100 on my page but I only took interest in about 6. I messaged those 6 every so often to let them know I was coming. All of them were so damn slow to respond (2-3 days) or just vanished once I got boots on the ground. Where things turned around was when I posted a killer city view picture, late in my Medellin trip, from Entre Maderos restaurant. Wow, a lot of out of the blue messages from many chicas in the days following that. Might be something to pursue. Oh and after I blew off the 6 that I was initially interested in, I would start receiving random other messages. I get the strong vibe that these chicas talk to each other and know who's in town looking for action. *.

El Centro. Definitely loved every minute of it! Hung out 3 different times. Chicas were easily down for 50 K a the local motel. I want to say I was quoted 25 K for the room. I spent another full night in El Centro at the bars behind the Botero Plaza museum. Met two 18 year old cousins that were super fun. They took me to the clubs where all the Venezuelans hang out (one block away). A lot of cuties and no tourists. We bought a bottle for 50 K and I was enjoying the night. Took the more fun cousin home for 100 K. GREAT NIGHT. Oh and never felt concerned about my safety and I was stumbling around until 2 am. Plenty of police in the area. Kinda reminded me of a dirty 6th street in Austin. Haha.

[JjBee62]

Just as I was reading Trilon's report, the part about Parque Lleras, my buddy sent me this message. Threw me off because I guess some guy posted it in the Medellin section, but the first thing I noticed in the background was Rua dos Bombeiros, which is Brazilian Portuguese for FireFighter's Street.

That's hilarious! Fits in perfectly for some guys. "I've already been robbed 9 times."

If she robs you once, or tries to jack up the price, or changes the service, you walk away. Take the loss and move on. You don't keep going back just because of the way she looks. That's like going back to the restaurant where you always get food poisoning just because the decor is great.

[JjBee62]

Hahahahahahahahahahaaaa that's right.

For every newbie who learns the right mindset there's 5 who are going to act like they just won the lottery.

[JjBee62]

I read the last few hundred forum pages. Thanks to all the posters, especially PolloNegro, JjBee62, Tasss, and TheCarlAnthony. I specifically bookmarked and studied their content which helped me plan and visualize the details of my adventure.

I don't speak Spanish conversationally. I only know basic words and relied heavily on Google translate.

Day 1 - Landed, customs line was long due to two planes arriving at the same time. Afterwards, I immediately got a Claro sim at a small shop in the airport. 16 k for 1 GB data, working number, and 7 service days. I paid a little more at the airport but I wanted to get this crucial step out of the way. I ended up using 265 MB with Google maps, Chrome, WhatsApp, and Uber. My Airbnb (San Peter) had excellent WiFi for backing up touristy photos and videos online.

I hopped on the 10 k bus to Centro which does go through the new tunnel. Sit on the right side for the best views. Arriving in Centro, I walked off the bus and was hit with the grittiness of the environment. I wasn't used to it. But, one week later, I left on that same bus back to the airport, and the area felt normal to me. As another poster pointed out, these are just normal people living their daily lives.

I walked through Plaza Botero and down Carrera 52 towards the San Antonio station. I saw several working girls but I just wanted to check-in and get settled. The metro to Estadio was packed but efficient.

After reaching my place, I got a $4 haircut, got cleaned up, then walked a few blocks to Aisha spa. Perfect location after a weary travel day. I got there 90 minutes before closing and the lineup was only three deep. Thankfully, two suited my tastes. I remember reading advice to guide your girl selection by how friendly she is and if you feel any chemistry in those first seconds. I picked the one I felt the most genuine warmth and interest from. When I entered the room, I greeted her with a loving hug and we got immediately down to business. Looks / Performance 7/8. I realize these ratings are unreliable because we all grade differently but some people might want numbers. 1 hour was 100 k, tipped 10 k. She wouldn't give me her WhatsApp and insisted I could only see her there...

I think that's in the running for newbie trip report of the year. Excellent job of trying a bit of everything and finding what you liked best.

[Mr Enternational]

Just as I was reading Trilon's report, the part about Parque Lleras, my buddy sent me this message. Threw me off because I guess some guy posted it in the Medellin section, but the first thing I noticed in the background was Rua dos Bombeiros, which is Brazilian Portuguese for FireFighter's Street.

[FortuneWaffers]

Hello everyone,

I said I was going to report back as soon as I landed and got some action.

Medellin has surprised me quite a bit, it's no where near as ratchet as it sounds and many things are avoidable.

With the slightest of wit.

Arrived Mid afternoon from a transfer flight from Bogota, went through customs without a hitch. Just got super annoyed as the plane sat on the runway for 40 minutes while the flight itself is like 25 minutes <, w / e.

Checked into my non-chica friendly hotel. Will probably be switch hotels very soon due to noise, their safe box malfunctioned and I need to have PP visitors unless their apartment is available.

So, got settled and met up with my guide. He charges a tender price of 15 mIl per hour, and for someone with bullshit level Spanish, his translation help alone is well worth the money. Now onto the hoes.

It's been 12 hours and I've managed to bang 2 hoes through the flight exhaustion:

Chica 1 - I think her name was Mili or something along noses lines. She is a overtly Asian looking Colombiana.

But she said she's not any part Asian (as far as she knows), she is a stripper at the Barra Executivo en El Centro. May have overpaid by like 30 mil but I requested to taste her asshole, and that shit was fresh. Total 90 Mil for 30 minutes. 70 for her and the house and 20 more to eat that asshole. Not the best pussy I've had but her body is banging as far as the ass department. She won't be hard to spot if you go to that strip club and look for the face that looks mostly out of place LOL. I thought it was a good way to break myself into Colombia fucking this exotic looking Latina. Overall satisfied but won't repeat, need to spend my time here in culos.

Chica 2 - okay, Saturday nights is the night that every hoe parties til Sunday AM or spend with their kids. I had trouble locating a FB girl, at least one I've spoken to in the past for some much needed anal. Finally found a BBW Paisa in the LOS Colores neighboorhood that lets me fuck that asshole til there is shit everywhere. Anal is like 50% more on the propina, average 50 mil and so is chupa sin condon, I will be hunting better prices this week but 30 $ extra to get that done is a negligible dent in the booty-budget. Went to her apartment on 4th floor of a residential building, no sketch feeling even at 11:30 pm ish. Paid 170 Mil for some anal til she shat, chupa sin condom, and me eating it like groceries. That is perhaps an expensive date but I really needed to get that done, today tho I hope the 100 - 150 mil range can get me that culito but let's see. Her name was Sofia and her number can be found on PP, ends in 1099. I plan on trying to fuck that ass again but let see if I can get her down in prices.

Surprising, As an Asian guy, no one stared or called me names which is fucking great. Everyone seems to be hardworking and kind-hearted. There was one slight incident where a dude ran up on us, but later found out that he just smelled the non-average crippa we had on us, he wanted to try some. Jajajaja Police present well lit in downtown, and ATM's has guards packing heat or I feel relatively safe. Tho I've yet to stroll hoe central for poon yet. I can safely say at least so far, there are far far worst downtown with wayyyy more gunshots in the USA. Stay tuned for more action, hopefully it be all anal, but it's a challenge for sure with my limited Spanish.

[Mr Enternational]

I read the last few hundred forum pages. Thanks to all the posters, especially PolloNegro, JjBee62, Tasss, and TheCarlAnthony. I specifically bookmarked and studied their content which helped me plan and visualize the details of my adventure.

Dude I am both amazed and impressed. You left no stone unturned. You tried your hand at most of the mongering methods mentiioned here. You moved as if you had already been to the place 100 times. And not speaking Spanish! Most guys would have just left that 20 K at Amigas, but you had her rolling the tape back. Not that you could not afford to lose 20 K, but it is the principle of the thing. And I am a principles man.

That was a textbook trip that I doubt most newbies could repeat. You got your money's worth out of it and made that trip your bich.

[Knowledge]

This is the best post I've read on here in quite a while. Real talk, you lost your novice status after the first day. I like that you debunked several urban legends of this forum, including the one about Spanish is mandatory to pick up girls in Centro.

I read the last few hundred forum pages. Thanks to all the posters, especially PolloNegro, JjBee62, Tasss, and TheCarlAnthony. I specifically bookmarked and studied their content which helped me plan and visualize the details of my adventure.

I don't speak Spanish conversationally. I only know basic words and relied heavily on Google translate.

Day 1 - Landed, customs line was long due to two planes arriving at the same time. Afterwards, I immediately got a Claro sim at a small shop in the airport. 16 k for 1 GB data, working number, and 7 service days. I paid a little more at the airport but I wanted to get this crucial step out of the way. I ended up using 265 MB with Google maps, Chrome, WhatsApp, and Uber. My Airbnb (San Peter) had excellent WiFi for backing up touristy photos and videos online..

[DamonBlack]

That's what I mean by childish teenage years. The logic is simple, repeat business is worth more than one time scam. She can't see through this. Given how hot she is, I would definitely call her back at least once every week. Now I'm not too sure.

That where guys get confused they see a pretty face and they think its a good girl. I can tell you these girls no matter what only care for the money. Its there job don't get confused. Especially in Medellin they more than likely even have a BF that sent them to work to get money. So don't make the mistake and think feel sorry for them. I might sound harsh but don't be stupid with your money.

[JjBee62]

I just had a Facebook girl cry on me today. Here is the full story. I saw this 19-year-old Facebook chica for the first time today. I live in envigado and she comes from Bello. We had the standard Facebook-chica transaction: She arrived 40 minutes late. She is a smoking hot 19-year-old. The session was decent GFE, I finished with CIM. The entire session, including shower, lasted about 30 minutes. I give her the typical 200 k that I give to Facebook-chicas who deliver the standard GFE service. But she asked for 100 k more, I naturally denied this outranges request. She fed me all kind bullshit about how far Bello is from envigado, and she needs to find a place to stay, buy food. Etc. I have been in Medellin for 3 weeks, and I fucked 30+ Facebook chicas so I know this is all bullshit, I was firm with my decision. Then all the sudden she burst into tears, telling me how hard her life was. I can't handle a 19-year-old girl crying profusely in front of me, not over 28 dollars. I hopeless agreed to give her the extra 100 k peso. I can deal with mean and tough girls; I have dealt with lots of nasty girls in the past. But all it took was a few drops of teenage tear to open my wallet. I thought about the time when I was 19, I wish I could re-live those childish teenage years. Now I'm debating whether to call her back or not, she is one of the better looking ones. I like young girls, I don't take anyone who is over 21.18-21 is my ideal age range.

Everything was okay until you said you're considering calling her back. I have no problem with giving a little extra to avoid a long, annoying conflict. Sometimes it's easier than dealing with the drama.

However, that should be where the story ends. Because now she knows she can get a minimum of 300 k next time, so she'll try for 400 k. Then 500,800, 1 million. It only goes up from there. Then it's not just when you see her. It's every week. Her mother's sick. Her bed is broken. Her dog need surgery.

My suggestion, if you decide to give in and pay the extra, is first pull out your phone and tell her to wait while you block her. Block her on WhatsApp and Facebook and then send her packing.

[JjBee62]

I am not bragging that I can pass for a Colombian. All I am saying is that I get mistaken for one till I open my mouth. It starts even before I get to Colombia. I get mistaken by the airline gate agents, stewardesses, even the arrivals staff and immigration officials at Colombian airports. They are all bi lingual and in a setting where they don't necessarily assume someone can speak Spanish. Once I open my mouth, they realize and switch to English.

This is just not unique to Colombia for me. It has happened to me in Mexico, Costa Rica, Middle East etc.

I am not saying, being mistaken for Colombian protects me from muggings and other crime. All I am saying is that, it makes it slightly less likely. After all, criminals like to go after easy marks. Pale skinned, shorts, athletic shoes and fanny pack wearing person would get picked before me any day by the criminals. Mistaking me for Colombian, they wouldn't think I have valuables and would presume I would pursue them. On the negative side I am not as desirable to the chicas as the blonde, blue eyed gringos. LOL.

They're not mistaking you for Colombian, Mexican, Costa Rican or Saudi Arabian. They're speaking their native language, rather than hoping that the tourist in front of them speaks English, instead of German, French, Dutch, Portuguese, etc. Either that, or everyone is also mistaking me for a Colombian.

If all the immigration and customs officials in Colombia are bilingual, they're hiding it well. I've had a few who had trouble getting their point across and I speak a reasonable amount of Spanish.

It has nothing to do with having a tan and wearing long pants. Most Colombians can spot a Venezuelan 20 feet away. They can certainly pick out someone from the US. It's that way all around the world. Take a guy from Alabama and drop him in Chicago and everyone will know he's not from around there, before he opens his mouth.

As for being mistaken for Colombian reducing your risk of being victim of a crime, you're fooling yourself. Colombians rob Colombians all the time. Colombians who get robbed by guys with guns or knives don't give chase. There's also plenty of Colombians with plenty to steal, especially around La 70.

I'm not trying to trash you. Walking around believing everyone thinks you're Colombian is of no benefit.

[MMHikeus]

That should be common sense. If these chicks are as poor as everyone makes them out to be, do you seriously think they are going to be using the 300 K or whatever per week that guys are giving them to take taxis for actual taxis? No. They are going to take the cheap way so that they can spend that money where it is most needed.

I think everyone has a learning curve, but will eventually figure it out.

Just to give my own example, before I went to Medellin for the first time, I had made friends with a girl. She was a college student and also an Instagram model. I asked how much I she wanted to give me company for 2 days. We didn't talk about bedroom activities. She quoted USD 600 for 2 days. She won't stay overnight, but will arrive around 10 am and leave about 11 pm. She said she can't stay overnight, as she stayed with her parents. I agreed, as I had no basis to see if it was the correct market level or not. No sex was explicitly discussed, but she would take me around town, to restaurants etc. Basically, act as my girlfriend.

Anyway, I arrive and message her to meet up, and I don't get a response. I tried to contact her a couple more times on the same day and moved on to other plans. After about a couple of days she messages me, asking if I was still in town and would like to meet. By this time, most of my nights are booked and I told her I can meet her for lunch the next day. I offered her COP 250 mil. Well, she showed up about 40 minutes after the scheduled time, and told me that the metro trip took longer than expected. Anyway, I take her to the room, order burgers and beers and we are talking. She speaks English very well, and even did phone tech support for USA customers. Anyway, after getting her fed and drunk, I tried to move in, and placed my hand on her thigh, and she gently blocked me. I tried to lean in to kiss, and she wouldn't let me. I am now thinking why am I wasting my time so, I just keep watching TV. She tells me that she walked from the metro, and it was warm outside and the food and drinks combined with that was making her queasy. So I told her, she can have a shower to cool off, cranked up the AC and I went back to watching TV. She showered and came back after about 15 minutes. I told her she could rest on the bed if she likes, she said she would like that, and lied down. Anyway, about half an hour passes, and I slide on to bed next to her. No response. So I start to spoon her. Again, no response and no resistance. So I put my arm around her and cuddle, again no resistance. I know, she is not asleep because, I feel her heart rate go up. She was in front buttoned shirt and jeans. I start to undo the shirt buttons, again no resistance, so shirt front open, I cup her breasts over the bra and I could hear her heart rate go up. Now I think I can close the deal, so I am trying to unhook the bra, the hooks are in the back. It was a challenge and could not get to them. Then she rolls to the side, reaches to her back and unhooks the bra, and rolls back, eyes still closed. She has very nice and firm C cups with pink nipples. I go to town on the boobs, and the nipples perk up and she starts moaning. After boob play I tried to get her jeans off, and I could only undo the top button, the jeans are too tight. She helps me to take them off, and lied back down. I peel off the panties and prepare to eat her. She says, no and tells me, she never liked it, and makes her feel weird. So I decide, enough of this gentleman shit, I get off the bed drop my pants and get naked, put the cover on, go to the foot of the bed, spread her legs. She has a nice pink one. I get in and start pounding her. She is moaning, but I am not nutting. I don't want to stop, in case she changes her mind. I keep humping and my legs are getting tired. Thankfully, after what felt like an eternity, I finally cum. I fall on the bed next to her and rest to catch my breath. I asked her if she came, and she says, she did, a while ago. Anyway, I thought to myself, I really don't care if you came or not, I am happy, I got mine. I got to the bathroom room, clean up, get dressed and start watching TV. She goes to the bathroom after about half an hour, cleans up, gets dressed and comes and sits next to me, and cuddles. After about another half hour, she says that she would like to leave, as she has a long way to go, and she is supposed to meet a cousin for a birthday party. I pay her 250 COP. She is ready to leave and wearing her shoes. I ask her how she is feeling, and she says better. I offered to book her a Uber instead of taking public transport. She gives me a big smile, and puts the info in Uber app. I bid her good bye when the Uber driver arrived. She gives me a hug and a kiss on the lips and leaves.

Didn't mean to write this whole thing, bottom line is that, she opened up to me, for the simple act of booking her an Uber. It cost me about 25 COP, for the Uber. I have not seen her or contacted her since then. I don't think I will see her again. Too much work for me, I prefer my chicas to blow me and ride me to come.

[JjBee62]

I missed that story. Any other details you have or can dig up that you wouldn't mind sharing?

He was a pimp in Bello. Had a bunch of girls. Used to post lots of pics and videos partying with the girls. I think it was around April when he got busted. Apparently, he was pimping much younger boys and girls. There's some links in the story you posted that go to his arrest. A few people reported on it here.

Every few months one of his old girls will post something about missing him or wishing him well.

[Ty Down]

Maaannn 😌.

We got to help these newbies to stop bringing 1st world logic to 3rd world situations. It's a good thing that Medellin is so large. The big spender gringos flocking to lleras don't cross-pollenate the rest of the damn city. We'd be screwed if this town was a mile-long block like Sosua.

Hahahahahahahahahahaaaa that's right.