Medellin Reports

[Nounce]

I cannot imagine what this feel like if I spoke some real Spanish.

You will feel like Pollo Negro.

[El Mechanico]

And how the math went from 13 K to 30 K sounds like Colombian logic (ill-logical), maybe it was round-trip

You were wise to cut your losses of less than $ 10 and show her the door, as it most probably would of been a terrible session for you as you surmised.

Her fare to my apto was 13 K. I should have given her another 13 K and been done with it but like I said I was simply trying to get her out with as little drama as possible. She figured 13 k was close enough to 15 k and round trip was 30 k. So to diffuse the situation, she got 30 k and shown to the door. You are correct about cutting the losses. I simply got a bad feeling about her immediately changing her price and figured everything was going to be "no", "no", No" after that.

Believe me, I hated the way things turned out as she is exactly what I am looking for. Minus the rule changing of course.

El Mechanico.

[El Mechanico]

The OP was trying to get over on her. Plain and simple. Had he told her beforehand that her taxi money would come out of the 200 k by being upfront and straightforward with her instead of being purposely deceptive, she probably would have not even wasted her time coming over (or she could have at least made a decision if the cut into her money was worth it).

flees

the OP missed out playing Cheap Charlie.

Im going to stop giving away all this game. It actually works in my favor the more you guys eff this up 😊

Since you have so much "game". What does "200. Ni mas ni menos" mean to you? Taxi and dinner were discussed before we even made the cita, and she declined. Once I sent her the screenshot of her agreeing to 200 k COP, she apologized and asked to come back over and continued to text me for the next few days. Re-read my OP slower this time. Next time I'll try to type a little slower for you. I wasn't trying to "Fleece" anyone out of anything. She changed the rules once she got there and that's when I ended it.

It's so easy for you keyboard warriors to dissect a post only to try to make yourself like like a hero.

Take the post for what it was intended for, a simple word of warning, me trying to help someone else out. Not a chance for you to get up on your milkcrate & brag about your "Game"!

El Mechanico.

[FortuneWaffers]

In your case, you will be getting a lot of attention, not only because your Asian, but also because you like smoking hooch, a Colombian thing to do. Brush up on your Spanish and before you know it you will have a whole stable of El Centro SW's offering back door services that will be ready and waiting for you.

In reality, I have gotten significantly less looks than I routinely got in places in Spain or Morocco which has made my experience here extremely satisfying. On the few occasions where I got a look from, the stares were very short and amounted to nothing, except for the times where they just wanted a hit from my joint, which as a pothead, feels gratifying lmao. Yes, a few very friendly taxi drivers asked why China eats rats, entirely out of curiosity no malicious body language or voice. Explained it as well as I can, wish I had the chance the try to give real feedback LOL. I also look fuckin ridiculous young.

Example, after the two botero girls, banged another Venezuelan Hoe of PP, she initially was quite hesitant as my profile picture and real face don't exceed age of 16 no matter how I try. She asked to see my "cedula" when I arrive in incall, first picture. 80 mil for hour 2 leches, 1 x in ass, 1 x in vagin. Cheapest backdoor action I found outside deez streets, tipped her 20 mil for chupa sin condom, she's not perfect in the face but certainly a goooood fuck.

Got done, went to Don Diablo steakhouse in Poblado, huge recommend for dry age steak lovers. Decided to hit up Fase Dos, to see how bad the hoes can get. Arrived at the club, I see older gringos getting a lot of attention from girls. Nobody, I mean, nobody gave me any looks to try to get me to fuck them. Until picture-2, Isabella from Cali, bothered to talk to me, after showing her my NYC cedula, came a huge wave of curiosity as they all thought I really ain't suppose to be there lmao. She was real friendly with me as far as giving me public lap dances and letting me plant on face on her booty while setting at the chairs by the bar. Decided I had to taste that asshole, so went for the motel experience. No anal tho as expected. 250 mil, 40 more because I used a card, should of brought a tit more cash but whatever's. This chick was plenty wet, hot and ready. I'the have to say, tho she bad, not sure if it's worth the money here in Colombia. I plant to scour deez streets again to really try to look for the baddd once, knowing this city thus far, it's not out of the question.

I asked both putas de calle from the AM to see why they don't work in casas, both said fuck the money split between her pussy and the pimp essentially. So I'the like to think that hoes work the venues they are close to and work every situation they can. I have also been very local with my attires, skinny jeans and a v-neck, deep physical pockets on side of v-neck as hidden pockets, and carry a fake wallet with only small bills for mug-bait and would wait until my back is to an electronic store in Centro before whipping out my iPhone6, I give nooo papaya, never gave it. It's like survival strategy just travelling anywhere especially in cities.

Paris for example, is no cake walk some parts and some hours just like Medellin.

As far as Spanish, I'the say I'm comfy asking hoes exactly what I want done, sexual positions (en Quattro etc) and can negotiate, but once we get to the motel it becomes a game of typing into translator for small talk. I crave the talking between me and the locals as much as I craved the inner walls of their assholes. It's going to be heavy Spanish learning when I back, let's see how it spans out this trip and how much I manage to retain.

Conclusion: I think I've been getting less bad vibes on deez streets cause I don't give of the horny man vibe, more like a lost boy wandering these streetz, I can continue to blend in and move in the shadows but as many pointed out, if you get targeted, it's just your day to give it up, chinos, gringos, rolos, paisa's alike if a robber sized up something to be gained, that dear old papaya.

*can't upload another picture, feels like a bug will try on next report.

[SavePros321]

I have no experience with Fay-Boo Chicas, but what a pain in the ass it seems to be with new ones. It's nice to have room service available on a moments notice, but sometimes the drama is not worth it. Maybe in the future with first time Fay-Boo Chicas you need to be more specific that the price includes transport. I would also tell them that you always pay after the session versus beforehand. If they balk at this before coming over it might indicate a "malicious" Chica who will try to game you just like this one as they seem to be very adept at this.

And how the math went from 13 K to 30 K sounds like Colombian logic (ill-logical), maybe it was round-trip or perhaps she thought one way and if you gave her the money beforehand she might ask for the same amount for transport at the end of the session. You were wise to cut your losses of less than $ 10 and show her the door, as it most probably would of been a terrible session for you as you surmised.

The OP was trying to get over on her. Plain and simple. Had he told her beforehand that her taxi money would come out of the 200 k by being upfront and straightforward with her instead of being purposely deceptive, she probably would have not even wasted her time coming over (or she could have at least made a decision if the cut into her money was worth it).

It's mostly understood that if you tell a chica you are giving her "X" that you will also pick up her taxi so that it doesn't come out of "X" and that she actually leaves with "X". The most you will ever pay is 30-50 k ($9-15 USD) for a chicas taxi. There is no running scam between taxi drivers and chicas to flees gringos out of inflated taxi fees, LOL.

Would you tell an escort in Sex Prison: I know you advertised as 300hr, but I am deducting $20 for the gas I burned to get to your outcall?

That is why there is no need for a separate forum dedicated to how to deal with "Fay-Boo" chicas. They are all the same damn chicas, lmao! One guy will see what another guys posts and say to himself "duh! Just don't do what that guy did!" His experience will be vastly different than the previous guy's experience. Some guy is going to get that Sofi Perez sweet nectar: the OP missed out playing Cheap Charlie.

Im going to stop giving away all this game. It actually works in my favor the more you guys eff this up.

[JjBee62]

All due respect Mr. E, but a smart thief will steal from what they perceive or think will be a better mark for them. In the context of the original post, it had to do with Colombian versus foreigner as a victim, not Colombians solely as victims.

All due respect Surfer, but most thieves aren't smart.

However, if we want to stick with the "large, white, dark haired, tan gringos are easily mistaken for Colombians" story, I have a question or two. I fit that description and I don't believe anyone ever thought I was Colombian. There was 1 Dutch backpacker who tried to ask me directions in very poor Spanish. He admitted he didn't think I was Colombian, but he wasn't sure.

Question 1: How does a large gringo (part of the original description) pass for Colombian? Even at my skinniest, I'm still 40# heavier and 6" taller than practically everyone in Colombia. I've also never seen a Colombian in my age range who even vaguely resembles me.

Question 2: Assuming we've got the whole country baffled about our nationality, what estrato do all these confused Colombians put us in? Whether we're walking around Parque Lleras or Parque de LOS Periodistas, they've got to be thinking we're at least estrato 4 or better. Not many of us can pass for estrato 1 or 2. And 1 thing Colombians do pay attention is a person's estrato.

So, with all these poly-sci university students, who take up street crime between classes, roaming around, choosing the best targets, are they going to pass up a middle-aged, wealthy (easily confused for) Colombian, who's clearly not from the neighborhood in hopes of finding a cargo shorts wearing, blonde hair, blue eyed gringo?

Yes. Gringos are sometimes targeted. However, they're more likely to be targeted for acting like gringos, rather than looking like gringos.

[SJobs]

Turkey bags which are a nylon material kill 100% of scent. Combine part of one with a belt with a hidden zipper and no man or beast will be aware of your stash. The cops are only looking for a small bribe. You have bribed cops before haven't you?

Guido88.

Thanks for the advice. Where can I buy turkey bags in Medellin?

I have bribed the airport authorities in Kenya; I didn't have the required yellow fever shots, they wouldn't let me in the country. I also bribed cops once or twice in Russia and Eastern Europe. Those situations are all out of desperation, I didn't enjoy them at all. I always start the bribe with 40 dollars and see where it goes. I will be extra careful with what I carry in Medellin. However, if the situation arises, what is the typical bribing amount? Is it in pesos or in dollars?

[Guido88]

Thanks for the post. I'm definitely not bragging.

One of my friend actually had his iPhone XS stolen in gusto. My phone is heavily insured and I have a backup iPhone with an extra sim. The reason I carry my iPhone is for iCloud syncing consistency (I take lots of photos and videos when I'm out partying) and for high quality pictures. As for my stash, this is my first time seeming cops walking around a park with drug sniffing dogs. I will definitely think twice before I walk around with my stash on me. Next time I will probably hide them somewhere inside gusto before I venture out into the park.

Turkey bags which are a nylon material kill 100% of scent. Combine part of one with a belt with a hidden zipper and no man or beast will be aware of your stash. The cops are only looking for a small bribe. You have bribed cops before haven't you?

Guido88.

[DamonBlack]

I'm surprised I don't see much reports on parque Lleras in comparison as the reports I have seen on fb girls and el centro. Is it my imagination an area of bars and clubs has to be loaded with non pros and pros I understand they charging a bit more in those areas but there has to be some treasures.

I actually pay cheaper there and prefer the non pros. In those other places charge so much eg. La Isla is like min 200. In parque I got a great girl for 40 and was almost all night until 6 am.

[ColombiaLover]

I saw her about two times when she first got in the business. One time she brought me something to drink. Allowed me to pick from the two she brought. Another time she was in class and left to come see me. She used to be sweet and tranquilo. And if you like spinners, she is definitely one. This was about 2 years ago. I paid her 150 K then. I guess it's not atypical that they are in the business for a while and become very hardened. Too bad.

Little tiny, cute Sofia Perez. Always posting ass pics on Fay-boo, and man does she have a nice one!! We agreed on 200 K Cop for the session and she came over Sat pm. Texted when she got there and asked me to come outside to pay the 13 k taxi fare. I handed her the 200 k and she paid the fare, came inside, threw the 187 K COP on the coffee table and said in an angry tone, 'You have to pay me 30 k more for the taxi!' I picked up the pile of bills, peeled of 3 10 k bills (I know, it should have only been 13 k and I was just trying to get her to leave) and told her adios, the cita is over. She left and then started texting calling me a tacone & 'Que horror" jajajaja, etc, etc. I scrolled back up on our text thread and took a screenshot of her agreeing to the "$200 k ni mas, ni menos" and sent it to her. She then apologized, and asked to come back over, but the moment was ruined and she just looked like a clockwatcher who would change the rules once the door closed. I know they act different at different times and certainly different with different people, just be careful with this one. There are to many of them out there to be putting up with their nonsense, no matter how hot their booty is. And as usual YMMV! Just a word of warning.

El Mechanico.

[BMo814]

Parque Lleras notes from last weeks trip.

Dalia. Met her sitting on the curb around 2 am. Small brunette spinner. Had a drink at the local drink selling shop with some bar stools in the back. She was sweet, knew she wouldn't be a problem. 200 K. Back to my place for a few more drinks and fun. She stuck around almost 2 hours and was working at her other job at 7:30 am, or at least that's when she texted that she arrived. Loca.

2 set of chicas offered a threesome for 180 K. They were cute but one couldn't shut her mouth. She even said to me "I should probably just stop talking now". Haha. I passed.

Last night. Was in London's. Spotted a chica that I was eyeing earlier in the week. Her name was Sara, 29. Bought her a beer. She said thank you 3 times. Figured that was a good sign. Had some good energy and she was downing the free sippy cup tequila shots. We agreed on the 200 k and bought 4 beers at the store and headed back in the taxi. Was thinking it was going to be a kick ass night when we walked in and she asked for money up front. I said I never do that and she was like "just put it on the counter". I declined and told her that it was time to go. She flipped and I said get your crap. Walked her downstairs and she wanted 20 k for a taxi. I gave her 10 k, the amount to get back to Parque Lleras. Now in my defense, I didn't think I had to tell anyone that I don't pay up front as that hadn't been an issue ever before in Colombia. But maybe with her being 29, she had been burned before. I just know the beers I bought for her tasted great after she left.

Thanks my guy! That's what I'm talking about got a trip coming up in November and I like a report like that to get me more juiced LOL.

[Surfer500]

This is by far the best and most direct way to score hoes in Medellin.

Thought I would test the another site this morning, got to Botero square early around 9 am, immediately spotted a cute Venezuelan quoted 40 Mil for 30 minutes, and 80 Mil for str8 up ANAL-duro. Immediately proceeded to her motel of choice on the next block, 16 Mil for 30 min room. Whole thing went by without a hitch.

Went to get a haircut, then found another one, Paisa, she wanted 50 Mil for 30 minutes and 30 Mill extra for anal, again, came out to be exactly 80 Mill again, got it done. This one is standing directly under the stair case of her motel, didn't even check my ID like the one from the AM. Even rolled up some premo-strain name weed to smoke her out directly on the Street in front of the motel. This cannot feel easier.

I spent yesterday basically being played by PP-hoe that never showed up and have had FB hoes that I've spend months talking to bail on me and my time. This Street action is by far the easiest way to go. I cannot imagine what this feel like if I spoke some real Spanish. Future goals!.

I have a Korean friend who spends approximately six months a year in Medellin and stays in El Centro. Whenever I am with him, all eyes are on him. The reason is because most Colombians have never seen an Asian before and he has told me that people routinely ask him if he eats, cats, dogs, and rats.

In your case, you will be getting a lot of attention, not only because your Asian, but also because you like smoking hooch, a Colombian thing to do. Brush up on your Spanish and before you know it you will have a whole stable of El Centro SW's offering back door services that will be ready and waiting for you.

[Tacoma101]

I'm surprised I don't see much reports on parque Lleras in comparison as the reports I have seen on fb girls and el centro. Is it my imagination an area of bars and clubs has to be loaded with non pros and pros I understand they charging a bit more in those areas but there has to be some treasures.

Parque Lleras notes from last weeks trip.

Dalia. Met her sitting on the curb around 2 am. Small brunette spinner. Had a drink at the local drink selling shop with some bar stools in the back. She was sweet, knew she wouldn't be a problem. 200 K. Back to my place for a few more drinks and fun. She stuck around almost 2 hours and was working at her other job at 7:30 am, or at least that's when she texted that she arrived. Loca.

2 set of chicas offered a threesome for 180 K. They were cute but one couldn't shut her mouth. She even said to me "I should probably just stop talking now". Haha. I passed.

Last night. Was in London's. Spotted a chica that I was eyeing earlier in the week. Her name was Sara, 29. Bought her a beer. She said thank you 3 times. Figured that was a good sign. Had some good energy and she was downing the free sippy cup tequila shots. We agreed on the 200 k and bought 4 beers at the store and headed back in the taxi. Was thinking it was going to be a kick ass night when we walked in and she asked for money up front. I said I never do that and she was like "just put it on the counter". I declined and told her that it was time to go. She flipped and I said get your crap. Walked her downstairs and she wanted 20 k for a taxi. I gave her 10 k, the amount to get back to Parque Lleras. Now in my defense, I didn't think I had to tell anyone that I don't pay up front as that hadn't been an issue ever before in Colombia. But maybe with her being 29, she had been burned before. I just know the beers I bought for her tasted great after she left.

[Just Incognito]

Thanks for the post. I'm definitely not bragging.

One of my friend actually had his iPhone XS stolen in gusto. My phone is heavily insured and I have a backup iPhone with an extra sim. The reason I carry my iPhone is for iCloud syncing consistency (I take lots of photos and videos when I'm out partying) and for high quality pictures. As for my stash, this is my first time seeming cops walking around a park with drug sniffing dogs. I will definitely think twice before I walk around with my stash on me. Next time I will probably hide them somewhere inside gusto before I venture out into the park.

The new government in Colombia is very very very anti-marijuana. The rules were relaxed a while back, by the old government. Now, its going the way you do not want it to go.

My taxi got pulled over last year for no reason--other than they saw a gringo in the car and tried a shakedown. This was at 145 AM coming back from Luna Lunera to my place in Poblado. They emptied my pockets, and made me take off my shoes on the side of a major highway--2 motorcycle cops on 2 motorcycles. They asked me if I had any drugs, then asked again if I had marijuana on me. I had to show a copy of my passport--all while 1 cop had his hand on his gun and the other searched and questioned me on the side of a highway. This was sketchy and no joke. I speak Spanish-pretty fluently and was able to talk to them and make the situation less scary and messed up. They checked the taxi driver's papers and searched all around my seat-passenger front--but not anywhere else. They let me go with nothing happening once they saw.

My usual chica who brought weed to my hotel the 1st afternoon specifically asked me if she could come early PM since she was carrying for me and was afraid to travel after dark with it. She told me that under no circumstances should I take weed out of the room. She was kind of afraid to bring it for me-but we have seen each other several times before and she new I would offer her 20-30 KCOP propina--just for the delivery. He explained how the new government is really anti-weed and has instructed cops to bust people to raise revenue.

So, be happy you got weed in Colombia (however you got it). And only have it in your room! Better still, do like I do-and get a room with a balcony on a (no pun intended) higher floor of a building so you don't smell up the room.

I do travel with my vape pen-and nobody knows what that is-I even pulled it from my pocket and showed it to the cop-I said its tobacco-and the guy just looked at me and said other pocket while pointing to my other pocket that had my little bit of cash in it-maybe 25 k. I spent my money at Luna Lunera (love that place) and only had enough extra for the taxi and like 10 kcop or something beside that. Once they saw I was clean and had no cash even for them to steal-I was let go. Whole process took a little less than 10 minutes.

Its not your country, you are completely at their mercy with NO rights even if you think you are right. Don't be greedy-keep it in your room!

[SJobs]

According to your last two posts your walking around Medellin with an expensive " I"-phone, drugs, and no Spanish speaking skills? Almost sounds like your bragging, but I don't think that's the case.

I would think twice about carrying around an expensive "I" phone with you, there have been several posts about phones being stolen.

In regards to carrying a "stash" on you. Not a good idea being a foreigner as crooked cops will extort money from you, where as a Colombian may just have there stash taken away from them and walk. I have seen this in the bus station where a drug sniffing dog discovered some pot on someone, it was confiscated with no repercussions for the Colombian. However a foreigner in Parque Lleras, and around that area, will most probably not just walk away unscathed. There have been posts about this as well.

So my advice to you is, keep your "I" phone and stash in your room.

Thanks for the post. I'm definitely not bragging.

One of my friend actually had his iPhone XS stolen in gusto. My phone is heavily insured and I have a backup iPhone with an extra sim. The reason I carry my iPhone is for iCloud syncing consistency (I take lots of photos and videos when I'm out partying) and for high quality pictures. As for my stash, this is my first time seeming cops walking around a park with drug sniffing dogs. I will definitely think twice before I walk around with my stash on me. Next time I will probably hide them somewhere inside gusto before I venture out into the park.