Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

Not in Colombia. Double Big Mac combo is 24 k. So the girl can earn her 30 k, then have lunch at McDs and still have change for a bus home.

This is the heart of the problem, when guy's find out how cheap it is to get fucked and sucked in Medellin at 30 K, plus 7 K for the room, for a total of 37 K, which is less than $ 10 USD they find it hard to believe.

Even when the Pandemic ends, or when SEA fully opens back up, a lot of guys who have come here recently for the first time won't be in such a hurry to go back to SEA.

Instead of what used to be primarily gringo's coming to MDE prior to the Pandemic, we now have a lot of guys coming from Europe besides all the SEA guys from around the World.

Fortunately there's been a steady stream of Venezuelans so supply has been high to offset the increased demand. Centro has literally been taken over by the Venezuelans and most Colombians despise them.

I can remember when there were no Venezuelans, and have watched the changes over the years.

Probably the very best and cheapest mongering to be had in Medellin was in the earlier part of the year upon the re-opening of the Country.

So many new Venezuelans had arrived, with no newbie Colombian mongers, so supply was high, and the locals and few foreigners around where having a field day.

The landscape has changed, yet Centro still is, and will always be primarily a locals mongering venue, versus a foreigners mongering destination like Sosua.

A bygone era I suppose, but change is inevitable, in this case not for the good in my opinion, but it is what it is.

[JustTK]

You telling me they're sucking and fucking you for $7.90 US? That's cheaper than a mcdonalds meal LOL.

Not in Colombia. Double Big Mac combo is 24 k. So the girl can earn her 30 k, then have lunch at McDs and still have change for a bus home.

[ElPostino]

I am in Medellin and looking to buy generic Viagra and Cialis. Could someone please suggest what brand generic should I ask for? I am sure there are fake ones which I got before and disappointed me at right time. Just do not want to go through same failure at right time. TIA.

[Surfer500]

Are the chicas standing in the Metro entrance area also hookers? IT seems like they are, because they Look like and I think I saw also punters Talking to them.

Does someone knows something about the girls at the metro entrance parque berrio?.

Yes they are hookers, and their angle is to hopefully snag a guy before they walk a block to ground zero.

And there are some pretty ones on the steps leading up to the Metro.

And for your next questions that will be coming.

Yes, lots of the girls selling coffee are available, not to mention all of the girls selling candy.

Your now getting below the tip of the iceberg as to what is to be had in Centro.

[Huacho]

Interesting. Duolingo teaches "necesito un carro / coche" for I need a car.

Nope. You only use the indefinite article if the noun is modified by an adjective. 'Necesito coche' = I need a car. But 'necesito un coche diferente' = I need a different car. Also note the difference between 'necesito un nuevo coche' and 'necesito un coche nuevo. ' In the first case, you are just saying you need a different car, one that is new to you. In the second case, you are saying you need a brand new car.

[VasyaPetya]

Everything went well with her. I can recommend her. She agreed for 30 k BBBJ and CFS.

You telling me they're sucking and fucking you for $7.90 US? That's cheaper than a mcdonalds meal LOL.

[VasyaPetya]

I need a car: 'Necesito coche.' Not 'necesito un coche.'

I like dogs: 'Me gustan los perros.' Not 'me gustan perros.'

Interesting. Duolingo teaches "necesito un carro / coche" for I need a car.

[VasyaPetya]

They lick butt too.

And that's how you get ass warts LOL.

[VasyaPetya]

After one month of searching, I have 50 girls as Friend. They are all clearly pro or semi-pro.

Now, when I talk to a SW, I'm comfortable asking "how much" or proposing my amount, but this is my first time with FB girls. How to ask them on Messenger "how much". I don't want to be banned from FB, or simply appear unnecessarily rude with them.

P.S. Next Saturday I'll be in Medellin testing all the great things I have learnt from this community.

Did you just go on FB and started adding random chicks you thought were hot from Medellin?

[JjBee62]

Lets stay on point boys, these punks always look for the easy target, these are pussies, they hunt the small, the weak of the bunch, the stray who looks lost, it does not matter if your Colombian or a gringo or from Mars.

I have no issues with staring these punks straight in the eyes and tell them "fuck you punk just try it, make my day" and they whimper away. I have spent the last 3 weeks on the coast including Santa Marta, Barranquilla, Cartagena, Rodadero, Cienaga and other cities and my attitude with them is if you want to try to fuck with me it will not end up well for you.

A few days back I was walking in centro Barranquilla, not so late at night, and 3 early 20's fucks costenos threw me some comments, I walk by them and stared each one down and they whimper away.

They don't know how to react when they are called on their shit, why? Because most Colombians and gringos don't like confrontation so these punks think that they can get away with this..

Much of your analysis I'm in complete agreement with, but I disagree with much of your recommendations.

I've written here several times about how to carry yourself. Walk with confidence and purpose. Always look like you know where you're going. Uncertainty and confusion are going to mark you as a target.

I also believe you are unlikely to pass as a native. However, you can look as if you belong in the area. While nobody will think you're a Colombian, you can become part of the landscape.

Most of the ladrones are scared punks. That's why confidence and purpose help to protect you. However their fear makes them dangerous. If they're pointing a gun anything which scares them can cause that trigger finger to squeeze. Once that happens it doesn't matter how bad you think you are. Bullets aren't easy to intimidate.

[Mr Enternational]

Lets stay on point boys, these punks always look for the easy target, these are pussies, they hunt the small, the weak of the bunch, the stray who looks lost, it does not matter if your Colombian or a gringo or from Mars.

I have no issues with staring these punks straight in the eyes and tell them "fuck you punk just try it, make my day" and they whimper away. I have spent the last 3 weeks on the coast including Santa Marta, Barranquilla, Cartagena, Rodadero, Cienaga and other cities and my attitude with them is if you want to try to fuck with me it will not end up well for you.

Dude how do you have so many problems with so many people? I go all around in all kinds of shady places and never have the least bit of problems with anybody. I would not even know what punks I am supposed to be staring in the eyes. All I see around me from Santa Fe to Vila Mimosa are other normal ass people (maybe some homeless and drug addicts mixed in), not someone scoping out prey. I have never had the feeling that someone was out to rob me or harm me. Maybe they look at me from the shadows and say don't mess with that guy; he is only here for the pussy.

How do you plan on defending yourself if and when one of these punks pulls out a gun and shoots your ass?

My uncle was a bad ass black belt. I asked him what do you do if someone has a gun. He said turn around and run like hell.

[Combo]

I'm sure there's a bubble but club somewhere. Wonder how that translates though.

Nalgas respingadas / respingonas / paraditas.

[JustTK]

How do you plan on defending yourself if and when one of these punks pulls out a gun and shoots your ass? Just my two centavos.

I don't think that's likely to happen. Tourists are not allowed to bring asses in to the country. There are quarantine rules. I guess you could buy one, but I have only seen horses here, and no asses. Hehe.

BTW. Are you a Romeo Santos fan?

[Manizales911]

Lets stay on point boys, these punks always look for the easy target, these are pussies, they hunt the small, the weak of the bunch, the stray who looks lost, it does not matter if your Colombian or a gringo or from Mars.

I have no issues with staring these punks straight in the eyes and tell them "fuck you punk just try it, make my day" and they whimper away. I have spent the last 3 weeks on the coast including Santa Marta, Barranquilla, Cartagena, Rodadero, Cienaga and other cities and my attitude with them is if you want to try to fuck with me it will not end up well for you.

A few days back I was walking in centro Barranquilla, not so late at night, and 3 early 20's fucks costenos threw me some comments, I walk by them and stared each one down and they whimper away.

They don't know how to react when they are called on their shit, why? Because most Colombians and gringos don't like confrontation so these punks think that they can get away with this.

They know that when The Tall Man is around you going to keep your mouths shut, don't stare him down, don't disrespect him as he will get mideveil on your ass.

I wish more gringos would learn from my behavior so they will come to know that you don't mess with gringo.

Again they look for the timid, the easy, the lost stray of the bunch. They don't know how to act with a person who has confidence, walks with respect, and walks like "if you try fucking with this gringo" it is will not end well for you because I don't give a shit.

Some of you will have heartburn with my advice, don't care, you can and will continue with being disrespected as they will think that you are their bit*h, not the Tall Man.

I am from centro Los Angeles and let me tell you, I know if you take just a handful of the Black and Mexican homies from south centro Los Angeles and plant them in Botero Plaza these scummy fucks will learn what respect is as these homies, whom I respect, would make all these ladrones their bitches in a few days.

You don't fuck with the black and Mexican homies from south centro LA, I don't, they earned my respect in this regards. Many of you give the centro punks too much credit as if their some scary people, not me. Let me take you to south centro LA and these home boys are the real thing.

And not one Gringo can pass for a local, not one, the moment you walk into centro Medellin you look and walk and mannerisms are completely different and they instantly know that your a foreigner, instantly. You are instantly marked as a gringo from somewhere, instantly as within seconds so don't think that you can ever fit in or blend in. Like you have some kind of stealth powers, hehehehe.

Much love and respect for all, just not the ladrones.

The Tall Man.

Your way of handling the punks of el centro is great. Until it isn't. Especially when dealing with multiple punks. If one or more of them has a knife and is willing to use it you might end up dead. How do you plan on defending yourself if and when one of these punks pulls out a gun and shoots your ass? I will certainly agree that MOST of these punks are pussys but not all of them are. There is a member on here and his name escapes me that was attacked and was stabbed when he decided to fight rather than give them what they wanted and he is a very very big rugged dude. One other point, not everyone has the physical attributes to be a tough guy and some of us value their lives more than their $1000. Iphone, I fall into both of those categories, so I pick my fights carefully. I got into two fights in Sosua last year but I knew both of those assholes weren't carrying a weapon. You don't have that luxury when dealing with street punks. Just my two centavos.

[Perfectionist]

I don't think you can paint Colombia and Brasil with the same brush here. Tho I have not been to Colombia I have a friend who sends me many pics and videos. The girls asses are nice for sure but what I would call normal.

The Brasileira Bunda (butt) however is a real phenomenon I have witnessed. Tiny waist and amazing full ass that is neither gym hardened nor fat. There is nothing like it worldwide IMO. I would say more than half the girls I've fucked in So Paulo have the Brasileira bunda. If this is what you seek go to Scandallo or the CLnicas of SP and you will find for sure!

Thanks Steve.