Medellin Reports

[ChuchoLoco]

I was in Medellin during Easter week. I expected to do my usually barrio party rounds like I did during the Christmas / New Year holidays. But this time, the barrios were very quiet and mellow compared to before. One instance, I was invited to a family get together in the barrios, ready to eat and drink up endless guaro. Then the grandma (matriarch of the family) shut us down jajaja. Said it's going to be Good Friday, and we can't be drinking liquor. Funny thing, last year during Christmas celebration, the entire block was party central. Holy Week was definitely a party killer, all good though. I stayed to chat it up with the family, then quietly bounced so I can get a party started in my apartment.

I did my usual regulars where I invite 2-3 girls over and just party it up without any worries of being drugged or robbed. I don't have to look over my drinks or my shoulders at all. Just remember tussi makes the pussy juicy!! Wished I had a jacuzzi! I know, it's cringey jajaja. To meet new chicas, I'll ask a girl to invite a friend or two, and the cycle just repeats itself and the fun continues. We'll party till 6, sometimes 7 in the morning. I usually just bang one of the girls and get the info on the rest to party again later. I average about 3 to 4 hours of sleep each day last week. Once I got back to the States, I slept all day and night like I was just scoped with no memories from last week jajaja. I had to get up twice to double check I was in the US of A. I had a little PTSD MDE style. For the MDE newbies out there, don't do what I do jajaja. Be careful out there as always. For me, I party like there's no tomorrow or until its tomorrow morning, so come scope me shit jajaja. Maybe not, I meant the mouthwash scope, which I use every morning hehe

This trip I got to hang out with a couple fellow gringos I've known over the years. One I met over 10 years ago with both of us being Medellin newbies back then. Now, he's got Colombian permanent residency and even bought a nice apartment out in the northern suburbs. I told him I got there first jajajaja. I don't really get jealous of any gringo in Medellin, but he's probably the only one. And since we're both about same age (early 40's), I got to get to his level soon.

.Forgot to mention, I ventured out once to la Provenza and the party scene was popping. I partied with a fellow ISG member along with a few chicas of course. If you read this, hope you got or will get that 3some my friend!!

As you spend more time in your adopted country, you will learn more about the holidays and which are for parties and others more solemn and family and church oriented. Easter is totally different than Christmas as you just found out and not only this visit but always. Christmas season, the month of December is a happy, joyous and good times everywhere. Other holidays it just depends but those two are the big ones. Keep enjoying your times in your second home and keep learning. There's a lot more to know. You're still an outsider and most likely always will be. Your roots are elsewhere that's why, nothing personal.

[Knowledge]

My post was misleading. I never had a girl ask about vacation while we were going at it either. What has happened to me isn't very different. I've had girls try to start a conversation about random things like whether I've heard from a mutual friend or whether I am willing to renegotiate our deal. There isn't one single thing I want to talk about unless it's about the action underway. It's a men are from Mars women are from Venus thing. Women want to fuck in the dark so they can fantasize about being with someone else or about not being with anyone at all in that moment. Men want to see what they are doing and what's being done to them. Women like soft focus candelit kissing scenes in movies, men like brightly lit porno.

Interesting that girls getting pounded during sex would bring up going on vacation.

I haven't ever experienced anything like that before, not a least while giving or getting a pounding.

As far as getting distracted, I can see some girls trying to get a guy off as quickly as possible to lessen the pounding, if that is what your referring to in regards to softening the blows.

And it is interesting how mundane some of the girls lives are, so maybe it's a dream for them to even fly on a plane and go anywhere, hence the requests while riding some guy in cowgirl. LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

2. They are obsessed w appearance and vanity.

Hence a girl goes out to work in el centro and guys will say she is a 5. 2 years later the same guys will see the same girl in an expense club wearing make up and xharging 6 times more, and now rate her as a 9.

Dude I used to mess with this chick in Cali. Normal non hooker girl worked as a receptionist in some type of office. We lost touch for whatever reason and a couple of years later some chick hits me up and I am like who are you? It was her but she had moved to Medellin and looked totally different. I thought she had some surgeries or something but she said she did not. She said it was just the clothes and new glasses. I guess she was going for the Medellin instagram model look after she moved there. She asked me when I would come visit. I made a plan to go but she disappeared again before I got there.

[DondeSea72]

Personally, I think it is 2 things:

1. Its you that thinks they are so hot. It is not an objective reality. Their type of appearance appeals to you and others, so they appear hot to you.

2. They are obsessed w appearance and vanity.

Hence a girl goes out to work in el centro and guys will say she is a 5. 2 years later the same guys will see the same girl in an expense club wearing make up and xharging 6 times more, and now rate her as a 9.

I don't think colombian women are any hotter than women frommany other countries.

Bring a Colombian lady to the states and it's probably a different story. But in MDE those ladies are the perfect combination of hot, sweet, and fantastic in bed.

I've had my share of wonderful experiences with American girls. The best part is they speak my language and nothing is lost in translation. But compare throwing a Colombian girl on top to an American girl and you have a Ford Fiesta v a Ferrari. There is no comparison.

Don't take my word for it. Experience it yourself.

If you are a middle aged man there is no place in the world more advantageous to meet beautiful women than MDE, PERiOD.

Brazil would be a very close second and knocking on the door.

But what sets MDE apart is these ladies are polite decent people. If you are kind to them, and respect them, then the world is your oyster.

[JustTK]

Has anyone of you gone done the rabbit hole on why the women in Colombia so hot? The chance that a woman is hot in Colombia is so high compared to other countries.

Personally, I think it is 2 things:

1. Its you that thinks they are so hot. It is not an objective reality. Their type of appearance appeals to you and others, so they appear hot to you.

2. They are obsessed w appearance and vanity.

Hence a girl goes out to work in el centro and guys will say she is a 5. 2 years later the same guys will see the same girl in an expense club wearing make up and xharging 6 times more, and now rate her as a 9.

I don't think colombian women are any hotter than women frommany other countries.

[DondeSea72]

Has anyone of you gone done the rabbit hole on why the women in Colombia so hot? The chance that a woman is hot in Colombia is so high compared to other countries. I've seen cleaners working in malls that 8's or 9's which is something you would never seen in the US. I had a housekeeper in Medellin and she could easily be a MILF porn star in Miami if she wants to. Why?

Here are my 2 cents.

1. Maintenance. Colombian women are definitely spending more time and money in their looks than American women. They workout a lot, walk a lot. Eat less processed food. Plus Colombia in general has less obese people. They would never just put on some PJs and head to the mall. They always well dressed and have make up on.

2. Genetics. This is where I hope one of you has done some studies and is willing to share. Based on what I know, the earlier European settlers were entirely Spanish males, and they married with native women and had mixed children. Many Colombian cities are in valleys so they did not mix with other races until 19th or 20th century. I am not en expert in genealogy, so please share some thoughts.

I've often asked myself this same question.

From an evolutionary standpoint it is because they had to be. I've met several Colombian men and they aren't worried about much when it comes to women.

This is baffling to me because where I live women have the decided advantage.

MDE is a gem.

The women are inherently sweet. It's weird. My theory is that they don't know how beautiful they are.

But the men are very kind as well. My Spanish tutor told me that people in MDE are world renowned for their politeness.

If that doesn't make sense for you then join the club of magical realism.

[PigSavinBoy]

Carrera 47 #53-42.

Tel 3114848790.

Mamasan said:

50 mil, servicio relajante con oral media hora.

70 mil 1 h.

80 mil 2 chicas 40 minutes.

Viewing fee 5 mil.

Open from 10 am.

They sold me on mentioning oral specifically. 7 chicas presented, 1 to my taste. I was expecting more of a massage and suck but the girl went straight to the latter. I wasn't sure if fuck is included either and didn't care but after about 15 minutes of quite skillful oral / HJ chica asked which position I want. Didn't ask about bareback.

Room I was in, minimally worse than New Life I'd say, but definitely better than Grill Nueva. Clean. No hot shower nor shower head. Chicas sitting area just in the hallway by the door. They had some incense burning in the waiting room.

[Fiore32]

Just a caution on trying to figure out who is dangerous by the profile. The ones that are trying to lure "victims" often have the cleanest profile, and a great cover story. Was talking to a guy last night. Found a normal gal on social media, went on 2 or 3 dates, she had a regular job, etc. Then she drugged him and cleaned him out, over 10 grand worth of stuff. Police don't give a shit, unless it becomes an international incident, and then they may. But a tourist / gringo whatever getting drugged is an everyday thing, and the folks here assume you had it coming.

Thanks Zeos for the reply. Any recommendations for avoiding getting yourself into these situations?

[Mr Enternational]

Based on what I know, the earlier European settlers were entirely Spanish males, and they married with native women and had mixed children.

LOL. Really? They married with native women? A bunch of weird looking strangers show up out of nowhere and you think the local women were marrying them? Based on what I know the early European settlers killed the native men and forced themselves on the native women.

[Villainy]

Has anyone of you gone done the rabbit hole on why the women in Colombia so hot?
Here are my 2 cents.

1. Maintenance. Colombian women are definitely spending more time and money in their looks than American women. They workout a lot, walk a lot. Eat less processed food. Plus Colombia in general has less obese people. They would never just put on some PJs and head to the mall. They always well dressed and have make up on.

I don't disagree that in a machismo society, women are preoccupied with their looks. Yes, because of poverty, women take the metro and walk a mile or two to their job location rather than spend money on a taxi. So their weight stays healthy for a longer time. BUT as to the processed food comment. You couldn't be further from the truth. Street venders are selling fried everythings and they have no trouble selling their wares. You also see a proliferation of American style fast food restaurants all over the place which was far less common as few as 3 to 5 years ago.

I'm afraid the US is exporting the American diet to Colombia and in time the effects will be apparent. BTW China is a super good example. If you go back 40 to 50 years, you would rarely see a Chinese man or woman who was obese. Their diet of rice and vegetables was standard. But as the country opened up to more and more Western trade, the US exported its American diet and the cities in China have had a growing obesity problem.

2. Genetics. This is where I hope one of you has done some studies and is willing to share. Based on what I know, the earlier European settlers were entirely Spanish males, and they married with native women and had mixed children. Many Colombian cities are in valleys so they did not mix with other races until 19th or 20th century. I am not en expert in genealogy, so please share some thoughts.

Marry? Are you F'in kidding me? The Spaniards came over and raped anything they saw that got their little penes hard (women, girls, boys even alpacas). They also spread their European diseases which decimated the indigenous population. But the result was a very attractive blend of mostly European and various indigenous genes and so today you see these stunningly beautiful women.

I would offer something to support my theory. The women of Bolivia, Paraguay and Chile are not nearly as stunning on average. Why is that? The huge influx of European soldier / explorers was far less abundant in those areas and so the indigenous were not wiped out to the same extent.

Much of this is discussed in detail in the book "Guns, Germs and Steel" by Jared Diamond.

[DonMedellin]

Has anyone of you gone done the rabbit hole on why the women in Colombia so hot? The chance that a woman is hot in Colombia is so high compared to other countries. I've seen cleaners working in malls that 8's or 9's which is something you would never seen in the US. I had a housekeeper in Medellin and she could easily be a MILF porn star in Miami if she wants to. Why?

Here are my 2 cents.

1. Maintenance. Colombian women are definitely spending more time and money in their looks than American women. They workout a lot, walk a lot. Eat less processed food. Plus Colombia in general has less obese people. They would never just put on some PJs and head to the mall. They always well dressed and have make up on.

2. Genetics. This is where I hope one of you has done some studies and is willing to share. Based on what I know, the earlier European settlers were entirely Spanish males, and they married with native women and had mixed children. Many Colombian cities are in valleys so they did not mix with other races until 19th or 20th century. I am not en expert in genealogy, so please share some thoughts.

[Zeos1]

Hi all, I've been watching this thread for a couple of weeks. Thanks for the nice community and the helpful advice. I have lived in Costa Rica for the past two years and speak about A2-B1 Spanish and am working hard on improving it, and plan on moving to Medellin permanently in July. I already have some family friends and connections in Medellin.

A lot of the Medellin expat facebook groups I'm a part of all talk about how dangerous it is to meet a girl off of Tinder, Bumble, etc because of Scopolamine, and how cautious you need to be when meeting someone online. If you talk to most expats on these facebook groups, it would seem like meeting girls online is really dangerous, especially if you're talking to girls with slutty profile photos (I think that's an important detail because I often view these women in slutty outfits as a red flag). They do acknowledge, however, that you can have a safe time, if you take certain precautions. A lot of those precautions being get her social media, take a picture of her cedula, don't have sex on the first date, always have a doorman that watches out for you, never leave your drink alone, etc etc etc (and about 40 other things to do).

And yet, with everything I read on this forum, it seems like everyone is kind of doing the opposite, meeting a lot of these women with slutty profile pictures that would normally be red flags, having sex on the first date, and still being safe. Before I started reading this forum I thought seeking.com would be just really dangerous to get involved with, to not meet women with profile pictures that are too slutty, basically avoid Tinder all together, etc. Now I'm just more confused. So, my question is, how do you keep safe? How do you avoid being the next Paul Nguyen? How do you avoid getting involved with one of these prepagos that would drug any other expat?

I should also add I'm in my mid 30's, tall, in pretty good shape, and pretty good looking. Not too big of a partier.

P.S. If you have any advice on how to find an apartment, feel free to send me a DM. I'm familiar with all of the websites to find an apartment, but trying to find a nice modern apartment that doesn't charge Casacol prices in a less touristy area like Laureles, which seems pretty impossible.

Just a caution on trying to figure out who is dangerous by the profile. The ones that are trying to lure "victims" often have the cleanest profile, and a great cover story. Was talking to a guy last night. Found a normal gal on social media, went on 2 or 3 dates, she had a regular job, etc. Then she drugged him and cleaned him out, over 10 grand worth of stuff. Police don't give a shit, unless it becomes an international incident, and then they may. But a tourist / gringo whatever getting drugged is an everyday thing, and the folks here assume you had it coming.

[Nounce]

... So, my question is, how do you keep safe? ...

One thing I won't do is getting into stranger's car. You can even say don't get into a car not ordered by you. If it is too good to be true, it probably isn't. There are very few places with security that check guest when they leaving which is probably the key.

[Nounce]

Interesting that girls getting pounded during sex would bring up going on vacation.

I haven't ever experienced anything like that before, not a least while giving or getting a pounding.

As far as getting distracted, I can see some girls trying to get a guy off as quickly as possible to lessen the pounding, if that is what your referring to in regards to softening the blows.

And it is interesting how mundane some of the girls lives are, so maybe it's a dream for them to even fly on a plane and go anywhere, hence the requests while riding some guy in cowgirl. LOL.

You need to think a little differently. Sex can be a party with paisas and it can last for hours with teasing, dirty dancing. LOL. It's not that I like it that way because it is exhausting. I just enjoy new experiences. The topic was not brought up during pounding. It started with a trip destination, then with more details planned by the girls in subsequent meetings. That is why I asked Mr E who brought up the trip idea. In my case, it's the girl and they obviously planned after.

[Fiore32]

Hi all, I've been watching this thread for a couple of weeks. Thanks for the nice community and the helpful advice. I have lived in Costa Rica for the past two years and speak about A2-B1 Spanish and am working hard on improving it, and plan on moving to Medellin permanently in July. I already have some family friends and connections in Medellin.

A lot of the Medellin expat facebook groups I'm a part of all talk about how dangerous it is to meet a girl off of Tinder, Bumble, etc because of Scopolamine, and how cautious you need to be when meeting someone online. If you talk to most expats on these facebook groups, it would seem like meeting girls online is really dangerous, especially if you're talking to girls with slutty profile photos (I think that's an important detail because I often view these women in slutty outfits as a red flag). They do acknowledge, however, that you can have a safe time, if you take certain precautions. A lot of those precautions being get her social media, take a picture of her cedula, don't have sex on the first date, always have a doorman that watches out for you, never leave your drink alone, etc etc etc (and about 40 other things to do).

And yet, with everything I read on this forum, it seems like everyone is kind of doing the opposite, meeting a lot of these women with slutty profile pictures that would normally be red flags, having sex on the first date, and still being safe. Before I started reading this forum I thought seeking.com would be just really dangerous to get involved with, to not meet women with profile pictures that are too slutty, basically avoid Tinder all together, etc. Now I'm just more confused. So, my question is, how do you keep safe? How do you avoid being the next Paul Nguyen? How do you avoid getting involved with one of these prepagos that would drug any other expat?

I should also add I'm in my mid 30's, tall, in pretty good shape, and pretty good looking. Not too big of a partier.

P.S. If you have any advice on how to find an apartment, feel free to send me a DM. I'm familiar with all of the websites to find an apartment, but trying to find a nice modern apartment that doesn't charge Casacol prices in a less touristy area like Laureles, which seems pretty impossible.