Medellin Reports

[Wolf662]

Oh, and regarding danger in el Centro, is it worse than Centro Rio de J.?

Colombia and Brazil have about a identical homicide rate.

[Stinky Squid]

Thanks for your advice guys.

Regarding the Hotels first. You mentioned The Mansion and Casa Blanca. I can't find either of them for sure.

Casa Blanca resolves on Google Maps to a White House Hostel (https://goo.gl/maps/GZPSzA87J4G2) -- a fucking Hostel? I am looking for privacy, not dormitory group sex So I guess there is a misunderstanding. And The Mansion I can only find two suspect places that might not have anything to do with what you're talking about.

Mansion resolves to a Mansion Club (https://goo.gl/maps/LvH52FdvRyo) no Hotel. And even the club seems strange as the web site resolves to industrial goods. Then there is Medellin Mansion, way way off (https://goo.gl/maps/dq72UCkpHhr).

I have tried searching, somehow the Forum lost the ability to search only a single thread. And there is so much chatter that reading every page is impossible. Any other pointers?

Correction: ability to search is not lost. But there are only chatter, no directions. Googling like crazy gets me mixed results. I only have a phone number and I am not even sure about that, because there is another one also found. Carrera 43 x Calle 2 S-50, +57 4 3520217 and even that cannot be found on Google maps propertly. Cr 43A, B, C, then Calle 2 doesn't exist between Calle 1b and Calle 3.

Oh, and regarding danger in el Centro, is it worse than Centro Rio de J.?

[Knowledge]

God bless them.

The mansion is full of guys that will book a room for the 4 of July party next year when they are down there this 4th of July.

And they will gladly pay the 56 bucks just to support the place.

[Combo]

I'm traveling abroad, I tell the Chicas that American culture is different and that we Americans leave after 30 minutes upon the agreed upon time if no show. I do this so they know clearly the cultural expectation of timeliness. If they are not responsive if they are late I leave onto other things.

I concur with PeoplesBuddy. If I know I don't have a lot of time, I explicitly tell the girl that I will only wait for her until X hour and if she hasn't arrived by then, I will not be available. I don't usually do this because I'm on vacation and I try not to get to worked up over time. But on the occasions I've done it, I'm batting 1000.

[PepolesBuddy]

You need to do more research.

1. It is impossible to avoid annoying time wasters in Colombia. Wasting time is the Colombian national pastime. Waitresses, cashiers, taxi drivers and anyone else you deal with will waste your time. If you have women come to your hotel, 30 minutes late to you is 2 hours early to them. It's not intentional. Nobody here is in a big hurry.

2. No recent reports on Luna Lunera indicate it would be fun, unless a few disinterested women sitting around ignoring you is your idea of a good time. The strip clubs with the best, wildest shows aren't in Colombia. Colombian strip clubs are just casas with overpriced drinks and music..

I'm traveling abroad, I tell the Chicas that American culture is different and that we Americans leave after 30 minutes upon the agreed upon time if no show. I do this so they know clearly the cultural expectation of timeliness. If they are not responsive if they are late I leave onto other things.

[Wolf662]

Guys, I did do my research with various lists, but they don't answer my questions.

I have 4 days and 3 nights in Medellin which I want to use to the maximum, cutting out any annoying time wasters.

I want to be close to strip clubs where the girls are dancing ideally one my bar or table. Luna Lunera sounds like fun. But may be I check out one club every night. Which ones are the best with the best girls and the best, wildest girl performances / shows?

I also think that Centro near the museum should be fun to pick up chicas during the day or early evening. And either picked up or called in, I want to stuff my nightly bed full with girls, at least 2. I don't want to have one hotel to stay and others to play. That's a waste of time. However, I would really like to stay in a love motel the entire time, the way that I am used to from Rio, where you can book them through normal booking.com site. I want some play things, and definitely mirrors around the bed. And I want them with a certain routine regarding chicas, so they can just show up and the front calls you up if you expect, you come down and get her or even better, she comes right up to the room. No hassles.

What is the best hotel for this which I can book and be done with? It should be walking distance from the major action center. Mirror around the bed. Routinely deal with chicas coming in at any time of night or day with or without me.

Finally I notice that I might not even be sure about the area. I thought centro would be good, but I see some prepagos announcing they come to a range of areas in the south not including the centro. May be I should be in a different area? El Poblado perhaps?

Here's a list of Love hotels in Medellin, there is a drop down list to see them all.

http://sexosentido.co/hotel-3d-suite-medellin/

Closest to Centro hot spots is Eros and Hotel Spazios. The neighborhood is kinda scary around Eros late at night. Like Dawn of the Dead scary.

3 D Suites looks like it has nice rooms but haven't been and it's about 20 blocks from the Centro Action.

Hawaii Suite looks nice too and is about 10 blocks to the action.

I stay in Hotel Botero because it is 2 blocks from 3 good strip clubs and 2 redlight blocks, you have to book a room for 2 or 3 if you want overnight guests. If you stay there check out the roof top bar, opens at 11:30 am.

Strip Clubs, I like FaseDos for super hot ones but not very cheap to hang out there, downtown I like Conijitas and Barre Ejectiva for reasonable prices and enough hot girls.

[JjBee62]

Guys, I did do my research with various lists, but they don't answer my questions.

I have 4 days and 3 nights in Medellin which I want to use to the maximum, cutting out any annoying time wasters.

You need to do more research.

1. It is impossible to avoid annoying time wasters in Colombia. Wasting time is the Colombian national pastime. Waitresses, cashiers, taxi drivers and anyone else you deal with will waste your time. If you have women come to your hotel, 30 minutes late to you is 2 hours early to them. It's not intentional. Nobody here is in a big hurry.

I want to be close to strip clubs where the girls are dancing ideally one my bar or table. Luna Lunera sounds like fun. But may be I check out one club every night. Which ones are the best with the best girls and the best, wildest girl performances / shows?

2. No recent reports on Luna Lunera indicate it would be fun, unless a few disinterested women sitting around ignoring you is your idea of a good time. The strip clubs with the best, wildest shows aren't in Colombia. Colombian strip clubs are just casas with overpriced drinks and music.

I also think that Centro near the museum should be fun to pick up chicas during the day or early evening. And either picked up or called in, I want to stuff my nightly bed full with girls, at least 2. I don't want to have one hotel to stay and others to play. That's a waste of time. However, I would really like to stay in a love motel the entire time, the way that I am used to from Rio, where you can book them through normal booking.com site. I want some play things, and definitely mirrors around the bed. And I want them with a certain routine regarding chicas, so they can just show up and the front calls you up if you expect, you come down and get her or even better, she comes right up to the room. No hassles.

What is the best hotel for this which I can book and be done with? It should be walking distance from the major action center. Mirror around the bed. Routinely deal with chicas coming in at any time of night or day with or without me.

3. Having at least 2 girls in your bed every night isn't going to happen. It might happen once. Then the next morning, after you realize how much was stolen, plus how much of a mini-bar bill they ran up, you will realize how dumb that was. This is especially true if you're picking up women in Centro.

Finally I notice that I might not even be sure about the area. I thought centro would be good, but I see some prepagos announcing they come to a range of areas in the south not including the centro. May be I should be in a different area? El Poblado perhaps?

4. You should be in a place where someone will slap you every time you are about to make a serious mistake.

If you want what you are used to in Rio, go to Rio. Medellin is not Rio.

You have 3 nights and you're planning 3 weeks worth of activities. Strip clubs, casas, streetwalkers and prepagos. Cut your list in half and maybe you can have a good time. Prepagos, if they do show, they'll be late, and they won't come to Centro. They became prepagos to get out of Centro. Streetwalkers come with their own set of issues, and you're liable to end up with one who has some unexpected equipment. Plus Centro is a really good place to have really bad experiences, if you don't know what you are doing.

[UltraHappy]

I think you all have it figured out. Stay away from the Mansion on July 4th. That way you save a whopping $56. Go somewhere else & pay $4-5 per drink & $15 for food & that way you don't have to suffer thru the cover charge to watch a bunch of hotties try to out-dirty dance the previous hottie. Better yet, just stay home, drink tap water & don't eat, then on Monday morning you can high 5 yourself for not being $56 lighter. That leaves more hotties to the guys that do fork over the 170 k COP.

I guess if some of why'all weren't bitching, you wouldn't be posting!!

El Mechanico.

You clearly misunderstood my post. My post was about those who are already staying at the hotel as guests, that is, those who can already attend the party for no extra fee as pointed out below.

The fee for non-hotel guests is 190 k which is totally fair and reasonable.

My post was merely pointing out the absurdity of why a hotel guest who can already attend the party for free would pay $56 solely for some food and drinks (especially if the hotel guest for example didn't drink) - and especially when such hotel guest can order in food directly to the hotel.

So, relax, calm down, no need to get all bent out of shape. All is right and wonderful in the world.

[YippieKayay]

However, I would really like to stay in a love motel the entire time, the way that I am used to from Rio

There's a thread here on this forum for 'The Mansion' or Casa Blanca Medellin. There are actually two hotels. They're in El Poblado.

I don't recommend centro for your first time unless you know your way around.

[Stinky Squid]

Guys, I did do my research with various lists, but they don't answer my questions.

I have 4 days and 3 nights in Medellin which I want to use to the maximum, cutting out any annoying time wasters.

I want to be close to strip clubs where the girls are dancing ideally one my bar or table. Luna Lunera sounds like fun. But may be I check out one club every night. Which ones are the best with the best girls and the best, wildest girl performances / shows?

I also think that Centro near the museum should be fun to pick up chicas during the day or early evening. And either picked up or called in, I want to stuff my nightly bed full with girls, at least 2. I don't want to have one hotel to stay and others to play. That's a waste of time. However, I would really like to stay in a love motel the entire time, the way that I am used to from Rio, where you can book them through normal booking.com site. I want some play things, and definitely mirrors around the bed. And I want them with a certain routine regarding chicas, so they can just show up and the front calls you up if you expect, you come down and get her or even better, she comes right up to the room. No hassles.

What is the best hotel for this which I can book and be done with? It should be walking distance from the major action center. Mirror around the bed. Routinely deal with chicas coming in at any time of night or day with or without me.

Finally I notice that I might not even be sure about the area. I thought centro would be good, but I see some prepagos announcing they come to a range of areas in the south not including the centro. May be I should be in a different area? El Poblado perhaps?

[El Mechanico]

Really? If that's the case, then I don't understand why a hotel guest would ever pay the $56 cover charge just for some drinks and food. I mean, you can already order in food to-go from a dozen restaurants via taxi right to the hotel. I mean, hell, I'd just order a to-go dinner straight to the hotel instead. That would be way cheaper than paying an insane $56 for their food. I'd rather spend my money on the chicas than waste money on a ridiculous cover charge. Heck, you could even get the taxi driver to stop off somewhere and buy you some cold ones too for way cheaper than this cover price.

I think you all have it figured out. Stay away from the Mansion on July 4th. That way you save a whopping $56. Go somewhere else & pay $4-5 per drink & $15 for food & that way you don't have to suffer thru the cover charge to watch a bunch of hotties try to out-dirty dance the previous hottie. Better yet, just stay home, drink tap water & don't eat, then on Monday morning you can high 5 yourself for not being $56 lighter. That leaves more hotties to the guys that do fork over the 170 k COP.

I guess if some of why'all weren't bitching, you wouldn't be posting!

El Mechanico.

[MedellinGringo]

Really? If that's the case, then I don't understand why a hotel guest would ever pay the $56 cover charge just for some drinks and food. I mean, you can already order in food to-go from a dozen restaurants via taxi right to the hotel. I mean, hell, I'd just order a to-go dinner straight to the hotel instead. That would be way cheaper than paying an insane $56 for their food. I'd rather spend my money on the chicas than waste money on a ridiculous cover charge. Heck, you could even get the taxi driver to stop off somewhere and buy you some cold ones too for way cheaper than this cover price.

The mansion is full of guys that will book a room for the 4 of July party next year when they are down there this 4th of July.

And they will gladly pay the 56 bucks just to support the place.

[UltraHappy]

A guest paying 170 K cover charge is a rip off. Because the hotel doesn't stop you from going to the pool or meeting the women if you don't pay. The only thing you can't do is drink or eat their crappy food.

Really? If that's the case, then I don't understand why a hotel guest would ever pay the $56 cover charge just for some drinks and food. I mean, you can already order in food to-go from a dozen restaurants via taxi right to the hotel. I mean, hell, I'd just order a to-go dinner straight to the hotel instead. That would be way cheaper than paying an insane $56 for their food. I'd rather spend my money on the chicas than waste money on a ridiculous cover charge. Heck, you could even get the taxi driver to stop off somewhere and buy you some cold ones too for way cheaper than this cover price.

[El Bacano]

The drinks are cheap and there's usually a diamond in the deep rough, but gentlemen do not get drunk alone, these girls can be cagey.

[Wolf662]

For one thing. There isn't going to be anything better to do on a Sunday afternoon than go to this party.

I don't know about that, the redlight block girls are out on Sunday and one of the hottest chicks I met in Medellin I pulled from Conejitas around 6 pm on a Sunday.