Medellin Reports

[Krypto Knight]

First let me say, and you can verify from my posts, I am a long time monger in second world countries. Thailand 15 times. Bali, Vietnam, Laos. Lived in Dubai 12 years. For some context I am a white American, 58 years old.

Today was my first trip to Medellin and my first day.

I will surely provide some posts after my visit. I thank the forum for the preparation, I have read many pages of posts.

I need some direction to salvage this trip.

Based on posts here I decided to go the El Centro route as I am not a Prima Dona and I like to save money when I am a monger not throw money in the toilet, and I don't need to hang around tourists.

That said, this is not the same as low end Thailand or Vietnam etc.

I am staying at 47 Hotel Medellin which has a 7. 8 rating on hotel.com. $35 a night, great room pictures on the website.

I get to the hotel and here are the issues. No AC, No room safe, No closet? No dresser? No refrigerator. My feet hang off the end of the bed and I am only 5'8" No real bedsheets just a small thin sheet and blanket which I have never see in my life. I asked for a glass to drink my whisky in and they said go to the restaurant on the roof, which I did and the manager said only for restaurant. Went downstairs, hotel staff came up with me and I watched a 3 minute argument about 'I should not get a $1 dollar? Max glass but finally I got. You get the idea.

Then as discussed here you cannot go out and walk at night. The hotel was very clear. No, no,no, no too dangerous. So I am staying in a hotel where I can only go out in the day unless I go straight to a taxi. I cannot even take my phone out of my pocket without becoming some target? (As many experienced people here have said and as my hotel suggested even during the day).

I went to 3 restaurants today. All 3 the waiters were very agitated / annoyed that I did not speak fluent Spanish. They were annoyed I tried to use Google translate. One waitress went and got someone else to help me because she didn't want to use Google translate. All the waiters were visibly annoyed very quickly that I didn't speak Spanish. One restaurant I just walked out of due to them mocking me between themselves because I didn't speak Spanish.

Next I went to Veracruz area and checked out the scene, most of what I saw I would not go with for free. After walking for 2 hours took a 20 year old Venezuelan chick who was at best a 6 just to get something done, she was the best I saw and it was not good.

So I am trying to understand the mentality of people here who are so proud of El Centro, so proud that they can handle it. Is your only goal how cheap you can find pussy? Do you not mind staying in a hotel where it is too dangerous to go out and walk around at night? Do you not mind fucking very subpar pussy? Did I just have bad luck in the Veracruz area? Give it a try tomorrow and it will be better? Are my expectations just too high after mongering for so many years in Asia? Is your only goal how can I get the cheapest pussy but all the other qualities of a vacation are unimportant?

And if you mock and say, just go to the tourist area. Just go to the expensive areas. Let's be clear, that's not me, I don't want to hang out with stupid tourists who over pay I have been doing this 20+ years and that is not at all how I roll. Look at my past posts.

That's my first day in Medellin. I do hope my posts get better but I am not optimistic.

[The Tall Man]

I look at this forum, and I see scores of posters with a handful of posts asking pertinent*questions concerning MDE.

I like to look at You Tube in general, and I see many, many videos concerning MDE.

I am as guilty as most as for up to 5 years ago I posted many times of the benefits mongering in MDE.

In 2007 I made my first trip to Costa Rica. It was a Gringo hell at the time. I returned about 4 years ago, and it was more packed with Gringos with the high prices they encourage.

I think MDE in a few years will turn worse for the Monger.

I have been to Cali 3 times, and while it was a hot climate, and the city is very spread out, I think Cali is the future for Mongers who want to enjoy Colombia without the Costa Rica effect coming to MDE.

I can't disagree with these statements at all but just know that these gringos are concentrating in one general spot, this being Poblado or LLeras, so fortunately this is not the trend price wise in all of Medellin, thank god!

The Tall Man.

[JjBee62]

After writing up some of the massage places, I decided a massage sounded like a good idea. Took a long walk, stopped for some lunch and eventually hopped on a bus towards Poblado. My original plan was to visit OM Spa for Men, but the door was locked and nobody answered my WhatsApp message until 2 hours passed.

In the Rio Sur mall there are 3 massage places. OM Spa has already been mentioned, it's on the 4th floor. On the 3rd floor is.

El Garage Spa for Men

Carrera 43 A #6 Sur-26 suite 310.

Prices?

http://www.elgaragebarbershop.com/

Zen Spa Exclusive

Carrera 43 A #6 Sur-26 5th floor.

Prices 170 k for 60 min with Happy Ending.

http://www.zenspa.com.co

El Garage looked a bit stuffy to me, so I headed to Zen Spa. There were 2 girls, mid 20's hanging out on the couch with no customers. Both were cute, professionally dressed, but neither was a jaw dropper.

I was led back to a small, clean room, where she turned off the lights, drew the shades and lit some candles, before leaving me to get undressed. She also offered a drink, beer was an option, but I chose water.

She gave me an excellent massage, a mix of styles that included some stretching. Be aware, if you tell her fuerte she's going to dig deep. Once she had worked my backside over from toes to scalp, she switched to very light, almost tickling massage. Her body language suggested that some touching on my part would be acceptable. A few minutes later she had me flip over.

After some light rubbing of chest and thighs, with a bit of incidental extra contact she asked if I wanted the optional extra. I did. Out came the oil and she started on me. When I attempted to get a hand under her shirt, she pulled it, and the sports bra up to give me full access.

I like the flaquitas. Small breasts, small waist, everything natural. I avoid the big breasts, real or fake. This girl was thick, not fat. Built like a brick shithouse is the term. She was easily the 4th letter of the alphabet in cup size. When she pulled that bra up, she released probably the most perfect large, natural breasts I have ever seen. I'm still in awe.

Back to the subject. She finished the task, cleaned me up and left me to get dressed. Paid her 170 k at the front desk.

I highly recommend. I'm probably heading back before I go home.

[The Tall Man]

1. New Life rooms are clean.

2. What is a "fairly safe area?" Unless you prefer to walk around the block instead of going inside the club, the inside of the club is a fairly safe area. Playmates Bar Show is named "Conejitas."

I was down to Club Maracaibo and Barra Ejecutiva last night. Had my Uber drop me off a block away to avoid hassles with taxi drivers. Walked up and waited outside for 20 minutes for another monger. Nobody bothered me. There was even a young child, whose parents are street vendors, playing on the sidewalk.

Might as well review them too. Just did a walk through of Barra Ejecutiva before sitting in Maracaibo. There were a couple who were doable in my opinion. Maracaibo had more girls and a few were very nice. There were also several who were way out of my weight class. Not very crowded in either club.

But the rooms at both Barra Executiva and Maracaibo suck big time, I have been in both clubs rooms numerous times and even if I see a chica that I want to party with I refuse to bring her into those rooms, especially the one at Maracaibo where you need to crawl under the bar and thru a small crawl hole behind the bar and then what you get are a moldy room that looks like your in some kind of macabre movie, its that bad and Barra Executiva where you enter through the men's restroom stalls and up this metal circular stairs to the rooms that were built as an after thought, when I am in these rooms I can't help but wonder what the fuck to do if a fire breaks out as there is no escape route.

SO nowadays I get the number of the chica and contact her to play outside the club.

This being said I have met some really fun chicas at both these bars.

The Tall Man.

[Mr Enternational]

What type of COP bills do most of you keep on you in Medellin? 1 mil or 20 mil bills or something?

I get that it varies depending on what you're planning to do with it but I just meant on average. What type of COP bills are there?

1000, 2000, 5000, 10000, 20000, 50000, and before someone said there was a 100,000, but I have never seen one in 14 years and over 100 trips. I don't worry about what denominations I am carrying around. I just get it out of the machine and go spend it.

[John Gault]

Bingo! It's not the gringo value. It's looking at how things are trending.

A guy told me he went to a casa where they charged him for the condom cause he didn't have his own.

Yeah, these little costs / fees may not mean a lot in the moment but those that have been to many locations for many years tend to look at the little signs and changes because we've seen it happen in other places and know how that story can end up.

I look at this forum, and I see scores of posters with a handful of posts asking pertinent*questions concerning MDE.

I like to look at You Tube in general, and I see many, many videos concerning MDE.

I am as guilty as most as for up to 5 years ago I posted many times of the benefits mongering in MDE.

In 2007 I made my first trip to Costa Rica. It was a Gringo hell at the time. I returned about 4 years ago, and it was more packed with Gringos with the high prices they encourage.

I think MDE in a few years will turn worse for the Monger.

I have been to Cali 3 times, and while it was a hot climate, and the city is very spread out, I think Cali is the future for Mongers who want to enjoy Colombia without the Costa Rica effect coming to MDE.

[Trojan22]

What type of COP bills do most of you keep on you in Medellin? 1 mil or 20 mil bills or something?

I get that it varies depending on what you're planning to do with it but I just meant on average. What type of COP bills are there?

In America, most people keep 20's in cash and some 5's and 10's for example.

Also, do these casas give change back or will they just keep any change as a tip?

[Blue Touch]

Doubling the presentation fee, not the service fee. Possibly (I am not sure), there may be too many local visitors just looking at the girls and leaving, and the management want to reduce them.

When something more than doubles in price is how it is looked at from a business standpoint.

[Knowledge]

Luna Lunera has a condom fee.

Bingo! It's not the gringo value. It's looking at how things are trending.

A guy told me he went to a casa where they charged him for the condom cause he didn't have his own.

Yeah, these little costs / fees may not mean a lot in the moment but those that have been to many locations for many years tend to look at the little signs and changes because we've seen it happen in other places and know how that story can end up.

[Orgasmico]

When something more than doubles in price is how it is looked at from a business standpoint.

Bingo! It's not the gringo value. It's looking at how things are trending.

A guy told me he went to a casa where they charged him for the condom cause he didn't have his own.

Yeah, these little costs / fees may not mean a lot in the moment but those that have been to many locations for many years tend to look at the little signs and changes because we've seen it happen in other places and know how that story can end up.

[Mr Enternational]

I live in Medellin so I don't often think in terms of USD, but to go from 2 mil to 5 mil isn't the kind of trend I like. Not everyone that goes to a casa is a gringo with a gringo budget.

When something more than doubles in price is how it is looked at from a business standpoint.

[Orgasmico]

Is $1. 50.

I live in Medellin so I don't often think in terms of USD, but to go from 2 mil to 5 mil isn't the kind of trend I like. Not everyone that goes to a casa is a gringo with a gringo budget.

[JjBee62]

Let me begin by saying, I haven't tried any of these places yet. Some are obvious casas that claim to perform real massages. At least 1 is (as reported by others) a legitimate spa that offers happy endings. The funny thing is, a few years ago, that place specifically stated on their website that no sexual services were provided. I'll start with that one:

Poblado

OM Spa for Men

Carrera 43 A #6 Sur-23 Rio Sur shopping center.

Price 100 k? For 60 min + 70 k for he?

http://omspaformen.net

Absolute Spa for Men

Carrera 35# 8 a-72.

Price 70 k for 30 min, 90 k for 60 min.

http://www.absolutespa.co/

Jade Palace

Carrera 38 #10-09 suite 202 (Enter via Carrera 38).

Price 80 k for 30 min, 100 k for 60 min, 160 k for nude 60 min.

http://jadespapoblado.co/

Laureles

Sala de Masajes Eroticos

Carrera 66 B #33-07.

Prices?

Casa Blue Room

Calle 33 #78-63.

Prices?

https://casablueroom.com/

Medellin Tantra Massage Spa

Carrera 80 #44 B-139.

Prices 85 k for 30 min, 100 k for 45 min, 130 k for 60 min.

http://www.tantramedellin.com/

The Secret Spa

Carrera 70 A #43-52.

Prices 100 k for 30 min oral, 120 k for 60 min oral.

130 k for 30 min FS, 150 k for 60 min FS.

http://thesecretspa70.com

Fantasias Energy Medellin (Energy Spa).

Carrera 74 #49-101.

Prices 125 k for 30 min, 135 k for 40 min, 150 for 60 min.

https://www.fantasiasenergy.com

Oriental Spa Medellin

Calle 49 B #77 A-28.

Prices (probably outdated) 80 k or 90 k for 60 min, 160 k for 90 min Nuru.

https://www.orientalspa.co

There are many other options for therapeutic massage. However, most are geared towards women.

[Knowledge]

Zaza / Fantasia really needed a makeover. The session rooms were starting to get to unacceptably cruddy level. There was a good looking popular girl there with a big natural ass who uses the name Paloma. Maybe new management means the kooky desk lady who spent so much time talking to her family on the phone may be out of the picture. That wouldn't be so bad. The beaded curtain is their trademark and helps guys find the place. The doorbell mentioned on the card is something new.

And they don't look like the girl on the advertisement LOL. 5 mil damn. I hope this presentation fee increase isn't a trend. I've never been quoted more than 2 mil but maybe there are more people going to these places and just bouncing from one spot to the next without a selection.

[John Clayton]

And they don't look like the girl on the advertisement LOL. 5 mil damn...

Is $1. 50.