Medellin Reports

[Mojo Bandit]

But just because a chica has a cedula doesn't always mean it's her cedula. More than once the portero wouldn't let a chica enter tellling me it's not her cedula. It's someone elses.

Wow that is educational. I think you know what building I like to stay in and they are the opposite. Are you talking about the building that can be seen from the roof (and vice versa) of the building that I am talking about? I had a chica who came over one day and had her cedula. Which the building takes a photo of when they enter. The next day she showed up and had her sisters cedula saying she accidently grabbed it by mistake. I asked the security guy "don't you have the photo if her cedula from yesterday?" he said "probably but that it did not matter the rule is she has to have it every time she comes. " When Angie Paola Gomez came over with her sister's (Karina Hernandez) cedula that was a no-go also. I was even throwing these security guys some decent tips from time to time also. They have ignored the fact that I was at the pool taking chica photos after it was supposed to be closed at night but they did not waver when comes to cedulas. You must like you more they do me LOL.

[Gringo Trooper]

On that note, about safety, I was robbed recently. In El Poblado, at 3 pm, on Calle 10 as I was walking to Exito Wow. A guy walking the other way on the sidewalk came at me super aggressively with a big knife. It was all over in seconds. And I was even wearing pants!

So I guess I'm saying, keep your wits about you. And minimize loss. Don't carry anything or card etc that you do not absolutely need. If you are out with a phone, make sure it is a local burner phone.

What occurred during the events of "it was all over in seconds"? What did he take?

I know you're telling the truth because west of el poblado on calle 10 is a sh*hole IMO.

[Surfer500]

On that note, about safety, I was robbed recently. In El Poblado, at 3 pm, on Calle 10 as I was walking to Exito Wow. A guy walking the other way on the sidewalk came at me super aggressively with a big knife. It was all over in seconds. And I was even wearing pants!

So I guess I'm saying, keep your wits about you. And minimize loss. Don't carry anything or card etc that you do not absolutely need. If you are out with a phone, make sure it is a local burner phone.

Good advice about carrying a burner phone versus your smartphone on you. The area you described, Calle 10 either coming up from the Poblado Metro Station, or down the hill from Parque Poblado is one of the busiest streets in Poblado for both vehicles and pedestrians, it's the major gateway into Poblado off of the Autopista. There's always lots of congestion and people walking on Calle 10 during the day and into the evenings. Sounds safer perhaps with so many people around in such a busy area at 3 PM in the afternoon that the thought of somebody trying to rob you wouldn't happen in broad daylight. Wrong.

Typically, myself included, is that you get hit when you least expect it.

It's good you posted this, as we need a constant reminding that besides the Chicas, there are some very brazen thieves out there!

[Just Incognito]

Leave out the cheap shit. Let them steal it. It reveals who they are. A girl stole my lighter. Shit cost 80 cents, next time she stole my rolling paper. Cost a $1. Next time she tried to steal 4 condoms. Thats when the b***h fucked up. That was $6. Cheepy blakman out. Lmao.

Leave out the cheap stuff. She snagged a lighter--that's it-there is no 2nd time.

Also, I don't see anyone mentioning the safe in the room. I think the safe is a good spot to hide stuff, NO?

In most places-hotels especially--there is at least one recessed light that is pushed into the ceiling. Stand on a chair or the be, use a knife from the kitchen to pull the light out and you will have a nice storage spot in the ceiling of the building. Nobody taking anything from there-nobody trying or thinking about it. LOL.

I stashed a bong lighter weed and 75 kcop in the ceiling of a hotel about 5 years ago. I requested the same room when I came back, but didn't get it. Finally 2 years later I got the room. And there was my stash! Right where I left it 2 years earlier in the ceiling. Light bulb was probably changed but they never actually looked up in there when they took it out to change it- no need to take the whole assembly out of the ceiling. The 75 kcop came in handy-I ordered in food since I arrived late at night and was all set for the 1st night without needing a money exchange or putting something on a card.

[Just Incognito]

Total BS baloney post imo.

I live between Brazil and Colombia.

For years now.

Thank goodness I finally got back!

Most US Americans are nice people and liked, though you may not think so.

There's always the exceptions of course, and there are certainly American jerks, however, that's true with every nationality.

I'm not talking about WG perceptions, Pollo Negro WG talk, but the general people.

Your post is about you and your politics, plain and simple.

I'm in Brazil at the moment, was at a pool party the other day, and most of the locals were telling me they love Trump, without my input at all, I stay neutral.

Disagree with your entire post.

Total political crap and your anger.

I agree they love trump in Brazil. Not many other places.

My post wasn't and isn't about my politics it's an explanation of how and what I have seen from the cut throat no hold barred drug 'them and rob 'them attitude that many hookers have. Yes, primarily its the money hustle--but also that Americans in general have a bad rep in many places. Many places love America and the idea of america. But not necessarily Americans. Brazil has Bolsonaro-he is south american trump -they love the con man strong man want to be authoritarian. And how is Brazil doing? Good on covid? Strong economy? Lack of crime? Anyway, you can disagree all you want--that's about your politics not mine. You write I'm not talking about working girl perceptions. But that's what my post was about! Save the hate-appreciate! Have fun dodging the covid in Brazil.

[Surfer500]

Maybe he simply has found something better to do than writing here every day. I admit it is true also for mysefl: my posting rate is inversely proportional to the number of girls at my reach. As you may have noticed, for me the last fucks worth to be remembered were 7 and 8 months ago, in Cartagena and Batam. Now I better keep my hands busy with ISG.

Most definitely banging 18 year olds every hour on the hour beats writing posts here, but he has been a showboater here in the past and it seems out of character / odd for him not to have resurfaced yet, so he either was a fictional character, or has been robbed and / or upended somehow and is in jail or a Hospital, hopefully not. Time will tell.

[Black Page]

Yes your correct, and it's beginning to sound more and more like SJobs was total fiction, or perhaps become a victim of one or more scanadalous Chicas of which we may never hear about and hope isn't the case.

Maybe he simply has found something better to do than writing here every day. I admit it is true also for mysefl: my posting rate is inversely proportional to the number of girls at my reach. As you may have noticed, for me the last fucks worth to be remembered were 7 and 8 months ago, in Cartagena and Batam. Now I better keep my hands busy with ISG.

[PolloNegro]

Instead of being petty and disconcerting, my words today are everyone please be careful, be aware, and take all necessary precautions to stay safe and healthy. Being robbed is one thing, but being robbed and poisoned and waking up with the mentality of a 5 year old child is something that I do not wish on anyone. Clearly these girls are not thinking about the damage they can do to any of our health, so I say this to one and I say it to all, keep your wits about you when you are with these girls, there's always the possibility of being robbed and poisoned to the point of no return. Pollo Negro is out!

[MarquisdeSade1]

Private messages are Private, is not allowed to post them on the Forum. If you did no like to receive PM's from certain members, just put in your Ignore List.

[Lucky Nuts]

I don't disagree that one should keep an eye on their food and drink but can you tell me a time when a chica went through security with a cedula and then robbed drugged and robbed someone? I also should say that I should have added that the chicas I think of on Facebook usually have lots of photos and has lots of Gringo friends and photos of themselves in the usual buildings like at the roof pool at Energy and / or Blux. Regardless the building have good security that is going to check her cedula is the safest. And I still think and have heard more stories about Tinder profiles being fake more so than FB.

Agree with everything you say Mojo and I also stay only at buildings with a portero and cedula check in. But just because a chica has a cedula doesn't always mean it's her cedula. More than once the portero wouldn't let a chica enter tellling me it's not her cedula. It's someone elses. Pretty sure a couple times the chica just borrowed a friend's cedula because like many she had "lost" her own. But one time I agreed to a cita with a chica that told me an elaborate story about getting into a fight with her novia and needed a place to sleep. My spidey senses were tingling big time. When she showed up the portero said no it's not her cedula. Little doubt she was up to no good. I have never checked the chica's cedula myself before just assuming if she has a cedula it must be her own. Now I am more careful and if it's my first time with her ask to see it myself.

[Lugnut]

As I have said before, "you can never let your guard down" , and now more than ever, especially dealing with new Chicas however you meet them.

On that note, about safety, I was robbed recently. In El Poblado, at 3 pm, on Calle 10 as I was walking to Exito Wow. A guy walking the other way on the sidewalk came at me super aggressively with a big knife. It was all over in seconds. And I was even wearing pants!

So I guess I'm saying, keep your wits about you. And minimize loss. Don't carry anything or card etc that you do not absolutely need. If you are out with a phone, make sure it is a local burner phone.

[Balboa]

I think hatred may be a strong word-certainly disdain and resentment though.

United States Americans-especially the white ones (technically, Colombians are Americans. They are South Americans) are perceived to be unappreciative of the easy privileged life they are born into-then they go and wstefully throw money around and disrespect other cultures by trying to dominate the world and exert power in various ways. Their is a deep seeded resentment and disdain for most US Americans. Too many behav like assholes in too many places. Too many are racists. Don't underestimate how much Trump / trumpism and the idiotic racist republicans are making their hatred worse. People in other countries are so disappoointd in how far the USA is falling and how incredbily bigoted, and disgusting the current administation is.

Total BS baloney post imo.

I live between Brazil and Colombia.

For years now.

Thank goodness I finally got back!

Most US Americans are nice people and liked, though you may not think so.

There's always the exceptions of course, and there are certainly American jerks, however, that's true with every nationality.

I'm not talking about WG perceptions, Pollo Negro WG talk, but the general people.

Your post is about you and your politics, plain and simple.

I'm in Brazil at the moment, was at a pool party the other day, and most of the locals were telling me they love Trump, without my input at all, I stay neutral.

Disagree with your entire post.

[Blakman]

Leave out the cheap shit. Let them steal it. It reveals who they are. A girl stole my lighter. Shit cost 80 cents, next time she stole my rolling paper. Cost a $1. Next time she tried to steal 4 condoms. Thats when the b***h fucked up. That was $6. Cheepy blakman out. Lmao

Being that we are talking about the thieving chicas down there, I figured I'd throw in my 2 cents. Bottom line. Vets and Newbies alike get robbed in so many ways. I was talking to Pollo Negro not to long ago and he shared some real insight that resonated with me. I've been to Medellin about 8 times in the last two years and have experienced the top grade chicas all the way down to the 4 level bait and switches. Club girls, street girls, casas, etc etc!

Let me tell you this, the same girl who rob's one man, can be GFE experience to the next man. The same chica that comes and cooks and cleans at your house could be setting the next gringo up to get robbed or drugged. Some of the chicas are pure good hearted women that have good intent, could be in a strip club charging some gringo double the real price because the opportunity is there now.

The key word is "opportunity"!

I'm not going to heat the dead horse about what to wear and how to act. Me personally, I wear what I want and act how I want. And I also take responsibility for any consequences that come with that. Be it higher price for the chica, gringo tax, etc etc. As long as you skip some precautions yet focus on other back ups you "should" have a fair shot at safety and relaxed fun.

One: if your like me, I like taking chicas back to my own place. Sure lots of Vets will snarl at this. I. don't. Care. It's how I operate. Each their own. But I don't say welcome home when they arrive haha. Here's an example of some precautions I take.

1. Hide your stash. And when I say hide it, I mean put it in the areas that are inconvenient to search. Example. "On the upper blade to the ceiling fan LOL. Taped to the back of the wall mounted tv, take a picture frame off the wall and place it between the art and the cardboard. Take the fake plant out of the pot and put some there. Etc etc. Don't hide it all in the same place!! I normally divide whatever I have cash wise in as many spots as possible. Similar to how a squirrel hides it's nuts. Before the chica arrives or before you go bar hopping with the expectation of bring home a guest, have exactly the expected payment amount on your person. If you expect to tip or pay for extras account for that too. You don't want to say "oh I forgot taxi money" and then start fishing into your hiding spots with a chica around.

Do not unpack fully. Live out of your suitcase. I know we are used to making thing homely and putting our nice kicks and clothes on display in the closet. Sonic care toothbrushes and expensive face washes on the bathroom sink. But remember, these are the prime search locations for the petty thieves. You go to the bathroom and boom, that new Diesel t shirt you have hanging could be stuffed in her purse.

They don't always go for cash either. It's an opportunity thing. A lot of these women struggle to afford comfort things. If your in a hotel or airbnb, hide the blow dryer! You won't even miss it until you get the bill for $50 days later. The bathroom is a hotspot for them. 1. If she has to go, she is in there door closed. Your toiletry bag is her shopping cart. I've had chicas steal deodorant or toothpaste, facewash, etc etc before I started doing this. All toiletry items should go back in you little bag and back in the suitcase. Nothing more inconvenient than after dinner getting dressed for the bar and having to use soap to brush your teeth. Been there 😅. Have your own alcohol bottle in your room? Pour drinks but use your own personal cup that has a lid. So that the quick drop in of a pill in your glass is not possible. Chicas are slick enough to have you laying back getting a butt dance, and guess what's in front of her out of your site. ? Your drink sitting on the table. If she starts a little show. Knock your drink back instantly and set the glass to the side.

Also. Trios. OMG I can't stress this enough. This is prime thieving for them. One girl that you met could be a good girl, but that buddy she brought along. She is unpredictable! You don't her and she doesn't know you! This is a good opportunity for her to steal with no strings attached. If your banging one and the other has to pee. Get ready for the bathroom shakedown because it's coming. If anything of value is at her disposal. Cologne, products, blow dryer ETC ETC. I highly recommend doing trios off site at the love motels and if done at home, hide your kids hide your wife hahaha.

Pollo negro explained how we all get "robbed" either knowingly or unknowingly. We know we are paying triple the price what a normal person there would pay for lodging, food, transportation, etc etc. But we are ok with it because it's not stilling if we are willing to pay it. Big picture that renter knows he's taking advantage of you just like "some" of the chicas also.

It's all about opportunity. Don't give those an opportunity to take advantage of you unless it's an agreed opportunity and you will be fine. Getting drugged is something you can avoid but just know there are chicas crafty enough to put it on the nipples or boobs. You can imagine how that gets invested LOL. Not sure how true it is but just know the opportunist are well blended in with the good girls. Some of the good girls can go bad also. You're a gringo and unless you two are in love and happily ever after, your flight is in just a few days, and she knows how to get low until you catch that flight if she comes up enough on your dime.

Good luck everyone. Don't take this as a scare tactic because I'm only discussing the wolves blended in with sheep. It's safe to say imo that you will find wayyyyyy more regular, safe, sex machine women than you will find of the bad ones but. The bad ones look just as pretty, talk just as sweet, and are just as enticing as the good. Unless you know her closely, developed a comfortable connection, and have security or a wingman, anticipate the wolf in her. Keep an eye on her at all times, know where everything is stashed, and chug your drink whenever you are not going to need it in your possession. Screw it, carry a sippy cup of you have too. Be safe. See you guys down there next month!

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[Mojo Bandit]

This is a dangerous post. It can lead inexperienced punters to believe they can ensure safety by choosing from Facebook rather than tinder or elsewhere. The best advice is to keep track of your drinks and food and be aware that in public places it isn't necessarily the girl who will slip you the mickey. They don't necessarily work alone.

I don't disagree that one should keep an eye on their food and drink but can you tell me a time when a chica went through security with a cedula and then robbed drugged and robbed someone? I also should say that I should have added that the chicas I think of on Facebook usually have lots of photos and has lots of Gringo friends and photos of themselves in the usual buildings like at the roof pool at Energy and / or Blux. Regardless the building have good security that is going to check her cedula is the safest. And I still think and have heard more stories about Tinder profiles being fake more so than FB.

[Forever18]

Being that we are talking about the thieving chicas down there, I figured I'd throw in my 2 cents. Bottom line. Vets and Newbies alike get robbed in so many ways. I was talking to Pollo Negro not to long ago and he shared some real insight that resonated with me. I've been to Medellin about 8 times in the last two years and have experienced the top grade chicas all the way down to the 4 level bait and switches. Club girls, street girls, casas, etc etc!

Let me tell you this, the same girl who rob's one man, can be GFE experience to the next man. The same chica that comes and cooks and cleans at your house could be setting the next gringo up to get robbed or drugged. Some of the chicas are pure good hearted women that have good intent, could be in a strip club charging some gringo double the real price because the opportunity is there now.

Can someone explains to me how to find Facebook girl? Is it through Facebook dating or Facebook group? How likely do they speak English and how do you know they are DTF for cash?