Medellin Reports

[Juan Carter]

I have a Chucky Schwab card and use it all the time in Medellin. As I recall in order to get their card I had to open two accounts with them, brokerage and checking, and keep a balance in the checking account only, I don't remember if there was a minimum balance. Then I incidentally mentioned to my Wells Fargo banker the deal I had with Chuck, and he gave me the exact same deal on my Well Fargo debit card. Well, maybe not exactly the same, there is some theoretical maximum number of transactions per week or month that I have never exceeded, and a minimum balance may be required.

Probably "maybe not exactly the same". I don't see how it is possible for your Wells Fargo guy to intercept the billing program routines. I have both cards. Wells Fargo does not reimburse my foreign bank ATM fees, charges me its own "non-bank" ATM fee on top of that and a foreign transaction fee. Schwab for me.

[Dcrist0527]

I'm heading back to MDE in January. This will be my second visit. I qualify as a Tijuana vet but I'm desperate for something new. On my last trip, I visited casas, La Isla, Gusto and Lleras. I was underwhelmed with the casa girls. It was fairly mechanical. Could have just been bad luck. I enjoy gustos. Go ahead and tell me I'm wasting money. We're all entitled to opinions. But I enjoyed having a drink, getting to know them, etc. I like the party vibe. I can't say the one girl I pulled from there was stellar in the sack. But it was a fun night on balance. La Isla was just ehh. Lots of 7's, nothing spectacular. My best sessions were from Lleras.

My question: last time, I put very little effort into Facebook, which I know was probably foolish. My concern with Facebook is that I'm not a trophy hunter. I put a lot of value on passion. That requires some level of a connection, and I don't know that even intense work on FB will prove to be more fruitful. Should I even bother with FB? Has anyone had a high success rate in identifying that your personalities jive with FB girls? Or should I just stick with Gustos and Lleras?

[Captain Solo]

Horny Stud,

I like to research and experiment with all kinds of physical, social, scientific phenomena. I went to Colombia the first time, not only for girls and sex, but also trying to understand more about the life of average people.

In this case with La Isla, I went in at 9 PM, the club had only a few clients, looked empty and dead, there was no show, no girls around, which was unusual in puta bars business. I took a peek in their dressing room, saw over a dozen old, fat, ugly, tatted women applying make up, looking like freaks. I figured I would not want to watch them anyway when they put on a show. I did not want to waste time there, not really care about and did not expect the $5 refund, but I was bored waiting for their show and decided to push the huge manager around to see how he would react.

The guy looked like a huge gangster in his black suit. I expected him to be rough and rude, but he acted very calm and restrained, embarrassed and apologetic, almost distressed, at the situation. He pushed a girl to go up the stage and strip. She was below average in looks and dance compared to strippers in Hong Kong club in Tijuana. I was not impressed, again went to the manager guys, told him I did not like the show and pushed him for a refund. He looked embarrassed. The club was not doing much business. A few guys who went in were not buying any drinks. The club probably has been bleeding money and was hard up on cash. He said money was gone and would never come back, making a gesture like the boss would slit his throat. He hesitated a while, then went in the dressing room, dragged out a young, smiling girl and pushed her at me. She was tall, clear skin, no tats, looked more proportional than the other freaky big, fat women in the dressing room, probably the club's hottest girl, but she was still too heavy for me, about 5'6 160 Lbs.

I was expecting a rough treatment by a bunch of goons at La Isla (which I would report in many places), but La Isla guys acted in reasonable, civilized, accommodating ways, better than their counterparts in many countries.

[El Moreno 92]

Just a tip for fellow mongers overseas, never ask for your money back, especially if it's a meager cover charge. It might be ok to ask for some type of credit if you have some bad experience, but asking for your money back as a tourist with money who comes here to fuck women while these workers are living on poverty wages, makes you look like a cheapskate and someone worth robbing. Don't make yourself a target.

Say it louder for those in the back.

Thank you!

[El Moreno 92]

I have a Chucky Schwab card and use it all the time in Medellin. As I recall in order to get their card I had to open two accounts with them, brokerage and checking, and keep a balance in the checking account only, I don't remember if there was a minimum balance. Then I incidentally mentioned to my Wells Fargo banker the deal I had with Chuck, and he gave me the exact same deal on my Well Fargo debit card. Well, maybe not exactly the same, there is some theoretical maximum number of transactions per week or month that I have never exceeded, and a minimum balance may be required.

Just like a razor blade can only get so sharp, and you can only shave so close no matter how many blades you stack together, a debit card in Medellin is "as good as it gets" if it sets the conversion rate at an index without a margin; the bank you are drawing on in the states does not charge you any "international" fees; and your bank refunds any service charges the bank in Colombia is trying to impose. At that point, all cards are equal, it doesn't matter what they are called but Chucky has the rep until too many low ballers go there to get a card and they decide to no longer offer that level of service, which is their right to do at any moment.

These are debit cards so there should not be any annual fee for using them. Don't forget, if you stick your Visa or Mastercard credit card in the slot for cash, you will most likely get hit with a very high cash advance percentage rate, easily in the mid 20's. Ha, to me that's loan sharking, but you know, the big banks get their way.

As it has been told many times here but bears repeating, no matter what debit card you are carrying, you should refuse the conversion rate when the prompt comes up on the screen when you are withdrawing cash at the ATM. That is simply an additional mark-up from the bank whose ATM you are using. I won't say the transaction always works when you refuse it, but 90% of the time it does. And if you are trying to draw out upper limit amounts, the same ATM can vary day to day quite a bit depending on the one you use, both on maximum amount per transaction, and maximum number of transactions per day or total amount per day.

Gratuitous fotos, six different chicas all at or from Ground Zero costing between 30-150 mil, NOT counting hotel fees or guest charges. Let's not forget, we're all here to feel good or it's not worth it.

Bruh, pic #3 is a winner. Nothing better than a Latina spinner with a nice set. Being ridden while screwing them is heaven.

[HornyStud1969]

I see 5 different Ground Zero putas in hotels there, the skinny chica with long hair is one of many girls delivered to me by Scarlet

What do you mean by "delivered to me by Scarlet?" Is that an escort service?

[HornyStud1969]

Photos: I count seven different chicas. Five are in hotel rooms at Ground Zero. The first foto with faces obscured was at the Dorado Hotel on Avenida 70, and shows my most recent and current favorite three-way girls, Purrfekt Paisa and Scarlet.

What do you mean by ground zero?

[JjBee62]

What VPN do you use? I use ExpressVPN and that did not work.

I used private internet access VPN. You have to change your browser location as well, which requires GPS coordinates. Do a search for. "Changing your browser location in Google Chrome" and you can find out how. Nord VPN should work once you change your browser location.

[EveryNowhere]

Hi Norbert how much did you give SA girl? I am a lot on SA and have pretty good success.

So I was very keen to try SeekingArrangements here. I had a girl who was going to come Sunday but it was a cluster and she stopped texting. So I sent here a message that I was going out and we could maybe do Tuesday. She did text me back and said she fell asleep (this BTW is code for found something better to do) I went to Tantra and had a fairly nice session with a girl named Luciana (I think), short, a little thicker. Not much. Had great perky tits. She did agree to besos por una propina. Honestly I didn't have much hope about passionate kisses but Damn- the girl all but ate my face. The kissing was great- good thing because that was the only extra I was able to negotiate. She is very very tight. I did manage a bit of coitus when I got her up on the massage table but there was a shit show getting the condom on- anyway she finished me with a CBJ. Nice girl. If I had more time I think I might try to see her outside of Tantra. I digress. So I was planning to go to centro today when the SA girl texts me. OK - I will try again. So I stay in and it does finally work out about an hour late and I was on the verge of telling her to bugger off. On her way she asks if I have condoms (Fuck) well yes I do- I didn't like this but it did take any doubt away that she was not thinking there wouldn't be sex- Its always arranging things with a hooker who doesn't think she's a hooker. However I took the step of getting tested before I left and I actually had the test w me- she said we could talk about it when she got there. I explained my history since the test and she seemed happy. She said we could do it but could I give a little extra. Hell yes!- well sir- only once in my hobby career has a girl got two shots out of me inside of an hour before. She did it today. A

[Knowledge]

You should re-confirm that information. It is not consistent with official sources (Colombia Ministry of Health). See what your airline says. If you are planning travel it's best to check in advance.

Not quite true. Non-resident foreign travelers without an acceptable vax card will not be allowed to enter Colombia.

[HornyStud1969]

Where do you guys recommend I stay to have chicas regularly go to my place to fuck. I see Hotel Dix, Moet, Greenview, and Element. The idea is to be able to have a safe, secure place for myself and my belongings of course, but also a place I can bring a chica (or three) to fuck for hours on end. Would any of these places be recommended or are there better places to consider? I picked these because it seems most of the action is at parque Lleras and am looking to setup a reverse gangbang while I'm there.

[JustTK]

*Unvaccinated non-resident foreign travelers will not be allowed to enter Colombia.

Not quite true. Non-resident foreign travelers without an acceptable vax card will not be allowed to enter Colombia.

[HornyStud1969]

So I'm thinking of going to Colombia to enjoy of the pleasures I've heard are one in the best in the world. But since it'd be my first time and I might go alone (buddies might want to lag it), I want to know where I can get a nice place that's local to all the clubs and chicas. I want to be able to go to clubs, but also be able to get some chicas and throw a reverse gangbang if possible, so the place has to be willing to let me do that. Also, how much can I expect to pay per chica if I tell her I want her to stay with me for the whole day / night? I want quality. Porn star material or cam Girl material. I'm thinking of being there in the new year. January. Feb. So I got some time to organize. How much can I expect to pay per night for the hotel and the chicas?

[PunkedLife]

5 days was not enough.

Got to MDE and got booked up at my tele and immediately went out to get me some of that bandeja paisa at el rancherito las Palmas. It was decent. Way better than what I had at Mondongos a few days later. My fault though. I told myself I would never eat at Mondongos again after my last trips disappointed in the quality vs price paid. Pretty much stayed in Poblado since I was only here for a few days. Came solo so I was more focused on getting in some paisa guts. My top 2 Facebook chicas who I was looking forward to meeting were not interested. Probably had prior engagements because they failed to reply after initially stating they would be down to meet up. My 3rd one flaked on me twice which didn't surprise me as she had in the past. I was more interested in her sister (one of the ones mentioned above) and I always had backup plans because you can never count on these paisa's to be consistent and respectful of other people's time. But then again most don't respect a guy that pays for box if we truly want to be honest.

Ended up not doing anything the first night as I was exhausted. Ended up falling asleep and missed setting up the date with the first chica due to her not having data after 11 pm when I woke up. Strolled Lleras but didn't see anything and I guess things kind of die down a little after 1 am when I initially got there. Went to sleep again. Woke up the next day and went and visited Zen exclusive spa at Rio Sur if my memory serves me correctly. The massage was really good. Would definitely recommend it. Then lunch. Then link up with the girl from the previous night. Would say it was decent. Well mannered and pretty chill. Told me she was an enfermera and worked 12 HR shifts 6 days a week. That's a pretty ridiculous work schedule. She stayed with me until she had work that night. Pretty open menu except for the backdoor access. Anyone got a nice cute flaca that does anal? No chic I've met in MDE (at least one's I'm attracted to) is ever inclined in allowing me to partake. Think that's all I did that night then I headed to Lleras and just chilled. Didn't see anything that caught my eye. In Lleras a girl has to really catch my eye because I don't waste my time speaking to average-looking women with the nerve to be asking for 300 k an HR.

The next day for breakfast hit up this all-tatted-up dealer / aspiring DJ off of Facebook who I had very low expectations for. To me, she always looked like a party girl and figured she would be all business and very transactional. That's why I didn't see her my last time here. She ended up being a breath of fresh air. Real chill and cool to talk to. Knowing Spanish is definitely a necessity if you actually want to enjoy these experiences. Plus she was down for almost everything I wanted. That true GFE. Will definitely be adding her to the rotation.

Now I don't really recall the order of the rest but from the top of my head here it is. Ended up using this WhatsApp VIP group just to give it a shot. Their selection at the time was very disappointing but went with this flaca with a pretty face albeit with makeup and filters so I didn't really know what I would be getting. What showed up was actually really attractive. Didn't chill with me for 2 hrs like I'm used to with the Facebook girls but overall with a little bit of negotiating and a little charm I was able to get a few extras. She was not really GFE but I guess you can say close to it. Was a nice experience overall. Got her added to the rotation for next time.

The next one was this chic off of Facebook who wasn't all that pretty and ended up being a little taller in person. Only hit her up because she kept bugging me I guess from desperation and well she was down for almost anything. So I'm like whatever. I was extremely tired so nothing really happened though not that she didn't try. I'd give her an A for effort. Nowhere near GFE but then again I'm not interested in that with someone I'm not really attracted to. She gave head for quite a while though. Think she goes by Yuliza Vidal on Facebook if anyone is interested. Later, I went back to Lleras and just chilled.

I did waste half a night chilling with this Venny flaca I had met back on my previous trip. Was a complete waste and I'm pretty much done with her. Just gave her some cash to get out. The other bad experience I had was another Venny (#1). Met her in Parque Lleras and she is quite attractive. Had to check the cedula because she looked a little young but it all checked out. A complete waste of time and money. She is one of those that just hates what she does and shows it. Runs from the dick. Wouldn't even do doggy because I'm too big or whatever. Got a lot of complaints regarding size this trip. Everything covered and asking an obscene amount for any extras. Told her she needs to look for a stupid gringo novio (left out the stupid part) so she doesn't have to do this anymore. No drama from her though. She initially got 200 k and asked for a propina at the beginning which I promptly replied that it depends on her service. She definitely didn't bother asking at the end which was kind of a bummer because I had a few good replies I had at the ready. I'll add a pic so maybe I can save a few people the trouble and wasted time. She is the one with red hair and a striped dress (2 pics).

My next 2 chicas were decent experiences. 1 average-looking one off of Facebook (GFE) and one cute Venny (#2) I picked up in Lleras last night. Not GFE and no anal but everything else you wanted was OK with a bit if negotiating prior.

Repeated again with the DJ then went and got a massage at Zen again. This time was a 4 hand and was a great experience. Didn't really do the he for longer than a few minutes as I was already drained and after 5 or 6 chicas in the last 24 hrs, I was a little sore. Which reminds me. I did get my first 4 hand massage another day. Originally went to Zen but the door was closed and apparently, they were in a massage already. Ended up going to Dharma right next door. The massage was on point. One was a little pushy and all about sex and money once I flipped at the end. The offer flaca was a little timid which I like. She had a nice little ass once she took everything off except her panties because apparently it was that time of the month. Definitely want to go back and hit that. Wouldn't give me the digits though. Just the business card and told me I could request for her. A bummer.

As far as the hotel situation. I stayed at Hotel Diez the first night. It's a decent spot. The first guess is free and then they charge you 200 k for each guest after. Definitely wouldn't stay here long-term. Was told that I could finesse the system by just registering one girl then telling each subsequent chica to use that name (I guess as long as they don't check ID). Didn't get the chance to try that but it's a thought. The rest of my stay was at an Airbnb and I had no issues bringing in whoever I wanted as there was no security due to it being slow according to the guy. There are like 3 doors you need keys to so unless you're a complete moron you should be good and able to stay safe. Just check cédula's yourself obviously.

Pics:

Venny # 1 w / red hair & in striped dress.

Venny # 2 w / white shirt sitting down.

Yuliza naked & pink one piece.

[Pokeris]

Dude that's not even a 1/4 of the casas en el centro. I guess you had bad luck and went to the wrong ones..

I know very well its not all casas. If you read carefully it says on my way to plaza Botero so I mean I checked the casas which was on my way where I mean to go.