Medellin Reports

[Knowledge]

You get around. I'm surprised you had trouble finding a restaurant at that time of day in Envigado. It's become a foodie destination the past couple of years. I hope you check out some of the hipster restaurants in the barrio Milan near El Poblado and let us know what you think.

Yesterday, I went on a mission to check out Veracruz / Botero (again) and find Raudal. Well, I went on my moto, so that I could take a gander without being the idiot gringo on his phone, looking at JjBee62's directions. WOW. Cruising through ZombieLand is surreal. Just north of Raudal and east of there to El Hueco (north of Conejitas) is rough. Half-living species all whacked-out on shoe glue, paint, and whatever else they can afford. Several younger males with visible injuries / wounds, etc. Anyhow, all the one-way streets made it a little difficult, so I cruised past Raudal once on my moto, and another on foot. Nothing worth stopping for, at the time (Friday mid-afternoon). Veracruz was also disappointing, as usual, for me. There was one young Paisa from Robledo that would have been The One, if I decided to partake. I almost did, just to try it, but for as cute as her face was, I couldn't. Beautiful eyes, pierced nose / lip, skinny, but unshaved legs, ghetto tattoos, and quoted 40 k. I was drawn to her, but if she was working at New Life, I'd probably choose some one else, and if she was at any other more expensive club / location, I'd definitely not pick her. I popped into Conejitas, which was surprisingly slow for a Friday; maybe because it was about 4 p, and the blue collar workers weren't clocked-out, yet. Then, I picked up my freshly-washed moto, and went to New Life. There was a really sexy girl named Daniella, who got swooped right before I could utter her name. I actually had a feeling this would happen, as there were maybe 7-8 guys in the waiting area. The mamasan lady disappeared, and I lost out. Second choice was easy. Isabella (I think). I actually flagged down the mamasan, at this point, because it would have been a significant drop-off to #3. 20 yo, lighter hair, good body, tattoos, and she was a good time. 60 k with a beer..

[Nounce]

Let the party people be fools and paid the 150-200 dollar price tag in Gusto.

This is an ISG ritual for Medellin newbies when it involves Gusto girls. You gathered all the info beforehand and decide to pay to get what you want. I think you did great and I enjoy your reports.

Strictly speaking, you paid $150 to the girl for TLN, not $200 for short time.

[Surfer500]

Yesterday, I went on a mission to check out Veracruz / Botero (again) and find Raudal. Well, I went on my moto, so that I could take a gander without being the idiot gringo on his phone, looking at JjBee62's directions. WOW. Cruising through ZombieLand is surreal. Just north of Raudal and east of there to El Hueco (north of Conejitas) is rough. Half-living species all whacked-out on shoe glue, paint, and whatever else they can afford.

Another free TLN. She's been on the rag for like 10 days. It just shows up while we're fucking. She said she had one of those injected contraceptives, and hadn't had a period in a year, so that's why it's a little off, right now. Thankfully, she literally just went to the doctor and got her papers. That being said, going BB with a PP and seeing sangre isn't exactly the best way to spend your morning. Though, she's cute, fun, and cleans my place up before she leaves.

Two nights left, and not quite sure what I want to do.

Cheers.

You most definitely have been making the most of your time here in Medellin going from Zombieland to LLeras and than a free TLN yesterday and Isla the day before. I like the way you roll, lots of different variety and can only imagine if you had a Harley to cruise around on in ZombieLand.

As far as the "half living species" you noticed, well they typically use glue or what's called Pegamente here and it has a solvents in it, and they are referred to as "Sacaleros" as they put the glue in a bag and inhale the fumes. Approximately three years ago there used to be what's known as "Sacalero Row" on the walkway beside the Museum where all the working Sacalero girls would hang out like a bunch of Groupies. There were actually some pretty hot ones back then, but all typically skinny with a stench to them and most of the the time in a Zombie Trance, exactly as you described them.

[SlapShot10]

Yesterday, I went on a mission to check out Veracruz / Botero (again) and find Raudal. Well, I went on my moto, so that I could take a gander without being the idiot gringo on his phone, looking at JjBee62's directions. WOW. Cruising through ZombieLand is surreal. Just north of Raudal and east of there to El Hueco (north of Conejitas) is rough. Half-living species all whacked-out on shoe glue, paint, and whatever else they can afford. Several younger males with visible injuries / wounds, etc. Anyhow, all the one-way streets made it a little difficult, so I cruised past Raudal once on my moto, and another on foot. Nothing worth stopping for, at the time (Friday mid-afternoon). Veracruz was also disappointing, as usual, for me. There was one young Paisa from Robledo that would have been The One, if I decided to partake. I almost did, just to try it, but for as cute as her face was, I couldn't. Beautiful eyes, pierced nose / lip, skinny, but unshaved legs, ghetto tattoos, and quoted 40 k. I was drawn to her, but if she was working at New Life, I'd probably choose some one else, and if she was at any other more expensive club / location, I'd definitely not pick her. I popped into Conejitas, which was surprisingly slow for a Friday; maybe because it was about 4 p, and the blue collar workers weren't clocked-out, yet. Then, I picked up my freshly-washed moto, and went to New Life. There was a really sexy girl named Daniella, who got swooped right before I could utter her name. I actually had a feeling this would happen, as there were maybe 7-8 guys in the waiting area. The mamasan lady disappeared, and I lost out. Second choice was easy. Isabella (I think). I actually flagged down the mamasan, at this point, because it would have been a significant drop-off to #3. 20 yo, lighter hair, good body, tattoos, and she was a good time. 60 k with a beer.

I then went to Parque Sabaneta to see the Christmas Lights, and it was absolutely packed. My Uber took the side streets the whole way, which took forever. I don't understand why he wouldn't use the highway (anyone?). It was around 830 p, so I don't think the license plate driving restriction thing would be in affect. I had a couple beers, snapped some pics, and then got a cab to Envigado. I wanted to try Lucio Carbon y Vino, but the kitchen was closed. Another place said the same, so my buddy and I just came back to Lleras. 37 Park was buzzing, but a little too gringo touristy for me. Meal was decent, and then we posted up at Beer Store for a couple. The previously-mentioned petite blonde made an appearance, in Lleras. She was walking around with another good-looking girl. I went with my buddy to The Deck, which wasn't bad. Kind of cool decor and vibe. I was getting tired, as was the Petite Blonde, who had forced my Colombian buddy to take her number, let her know when I want to go home, and make sure I didn't take anyone else. So, we met her and headed back to my apartment. Another free TLN. She's been on the rag for like 10 days. It just shows up while we're fucking. She said she had one of those injected contraceptives, and hadn't had a period in a year, so that's why it's a little off, right now. Thankfully, she literally just went to the doctor and got her papers. That being said, going BB with a PP and seeing sangre isn't exactly the best way to spend your morning. Though, she's cute, fun, and cleans my place up before she leaves.

Two nights left, and not quite sure what I want to do.

Cheers.

[Knowledge]

Yes, I saw a news feature on American television something like 20 years ago about black inspection of hotel rooms. The reporter did it in various classes of hotels and they all lit up. So that is the deal. I like to keep my socks on a lot.

Good report. Yes The Tall Man has played in La Isla in days gone by, seriously the last time was there was probably 3 year ago and it just doesn't float my boat any more.

Agree that the rooms are not bad but not necessarily good neither, that is for the price of 300 mil for 45 minutes, no thanks.

So a few years ago I bought one of those special flash lights with a black light type of bulb, its purpose is to inspect hotel room beds and sheets / pillows and floors for bodily fluids. Well guess what I brought it with me a few times (it is very compact w /3 AAA batteries) and I inspected a number of the motels and working girl houses along with even regular hotel rooms and guess what? They all light up like a Christmas tree on December 25, all of them do, all beds / sheets / rugs / towels are completely stained with jizz and piss, disgusting.

The Tall Man.

[World Travel 69]

Yes, years ago.

I made a Map for it.

Too expensive for me.

Have you been to Panama city?

[Turgid]

................So a few years ago I bought one of those special flash lights with a black light type of bulb, its purpose is to inspect hotel room beds and sheets / pillows and floors for bodily fluids. Well guess what I brought it with me a few times (it is very compact w /3 AAA batteries) and I inspected a number of the motels and working girl houses along with even regular hotel rooms and guess what? They all light up like a Christmas tree on December 25, all of them do, all beds / sheets / rugs / towels are completely stained with jizz and piss, disgusting.

The Tall Man.

I will never buy one of those flash lights otherwise I may have difficulty getting it up in a casa or short time motel. As a matter of fact I may even have problems getting comfortable in my hotel room.

[Surfer500]

Friday night after having dinner in Provenza I decided check out the talent Parque Lleras. I arrived around 10 PM and took a few laps around and within the Park. I saw at least two dozen girls working, they were either sitting alone, in pairs, walking, etc. And there were some very pretty ones out. I got approached by three girls, chit chatted with them, and told one of them in Spanish that I wasn't horny to get her to go away. Another one asked me where I was going and I said to my apartment and she asked me if she could come over, but I told her no. I didn't ask any of the girls how much they wanted as I wasn't interested, and found it refreshing compared to "ground zero" in El Centro as the majority of the girls were dressed very nice versus in rags. For guys who like to party, hit the bars, and speak a fair amount of Spanish, I can see this venue being something to try out on a weekend night. I have been through the Park during the evenings other than Thursday to Saturday and it can be pretty dead so wouldn't recommend going there then.

[The Tall Man]

I finally made it to La Isla, last night, a Thursday. My initial plan was to maybe hit Bendito Seas for Ladies Night / Open Bar, and then make my way up the hill after I had a few drinks. Well, I got stuck in Ay Wey Bar for awhile because of the rain. I also read a review posted by an ISG member that said go around 10-11 p on Thursday. So, I did.

10 k cover.

300 k 40-45 mins.

22 k Club Colombia.

The girls don't seem to care much if you paid attention to their dance, let alone if you were even there, yet. So, I'd say have a stack of 2 k bills in your pocket, ready to hand out. It can be irritating, but it's not worth the effort to haggle over 75 cents. The girls are somewhat pushy for drinks, as well, but maybe it depends on the girl. The moms tend to be more of the hustlers, when it comes to that. I bought some drinks for a couple girls from Bello, but eventually got tired of the sales pitch. I ended up going with a couple girls that were bubbly and sucking each other's nipples to inspire me. As usual, another threesome that was over-promised and under-delivered, as far as the girl-to-girl performance is concerned. These two definitely were not the best looking girls in the place, but they had a chemistry together that I thought might be fun. One was the saleswoman, the other was the quiet freak. It was ok, but for the price, certainly not worth it. The first girl by the bar said 800 k for take-out. I told her that was ridiculous, and I could get 4-5 girls in Lleras at that price. She shit-talked Lleras girls, which was sort of comical.

By the end of the night, it was almost 900 k for Uber, entry, drinks, and 3 some. Room was ok, probably not the best in town, but definitely not the worst. I always hate the moment when I take my socks off haha. I couldn't finish the 2nd round, before the cleaning lady was banging on the door. No BBBJ, and a little bit of a rush to put the condom on, which always kills me. I made fun of the girls for giving me a HJ like a HS kid whose parents went to the grocery store.

Good report. Yes The Tall Man has played in La Isla in days gone by, seriously the last time was there was probably 3 year ago and it just doesn't float my boat any more.

Agree that the rooms are not bad but not necessarily good neither, that is for the price of 300 mil for 45 minutes, no thanks.

So a few years ago I bought one of those special flash lights with a black light type of bulb, its purpose is to inspect hotel room beds and sheets / pillows and floors for bodily fluids. Well guess what I brought it with me a few times (it is very compact w /3 AAA batteries) and I inspected a number of the motels and working girl houses along with even regular hotel rooms and guess what? They all light up like a Christmas tree on December 25, all of them do, all beds / sheets / rugs / towels are completely stained with jizz and piss, disgusting.

The Tall Man.

[Dcfan77]

Wow very impressive man!! Just like I remembered it. Keep in mind guys this whole area is very sketchy watch your pockets and dress down, no valuables. The 2 strip clubs you're talking about actually has been mentioned. Just in many thread past. Those strip clubs are hit or miss. But I'm sure with the influx of the Venies, competition should be in our favor. All the other bars are hostess bars. Girl get payed to drink and dance with you. If you have good game and speak Spanish you will do very well in these bars. I have had very good luck there. Just get there number and setup a date. Keep in mind guys that all theses bars 3 or 4 years ago were all Colombianas. Now almost all the hostess bars are Venies. The makings of a lot of resentment and competition.

ALWAYS WATCH YOUR DRINK!

Start at Botero Plaza, in front of the Museum, facing the Museum. Turn left. Conejitas should now be behind you. Walk. Throughout the Plaza you should see the Venezuelans, mostly hanging around in groups of 2 or 3.

Once you reach the old white church, it will be on your right, turn right. That's Iglesia Veracruz. There's a pedestrian alley along the south side of the church. Starting at the wall in front of the southeast corner of the church you'll spot working girls. Some will be trannies. Walk down the alley to the next street. At the corner there will be a casino on your left and a bakery on your right. This is the beginning of the Veracruz block.

Just south of the casino there's a stairwell that often has several working girls in it. There's nothing else in that direction. If you cross the street, just past the corner there will sometimes be girls on either side, but I've never seen any who were at all attractive to me. Turn right. Walk north. There will be girls on both sides of the street. On the east side, the girls end at the south end of the museum. On rare occasions I've seen a couple of girls behind the museum. On the west side the girls end at the big parking lot (it's behind the tall hedges). Occasionally there will be a few girls around the parking lot. They have always appeared to be glue sniffers to me.

At this point, if you turn right, you'll return to Botero Plaza with the Museum on your left. Instead, continue north until you reach the next street cross the street. If you turn right you'll reach Conejitas. You'll also pass by Taberna Victoria, a never reviewed strip club..

[JjBee62]

As much as you would like to settle this, as long as the Medellin thread contains everything under the sun, with no breakout like in other Countries on ISG, everybody is just going to have to deal with it. I'm sure the FB guys, and I have nothing against them, have to be tired of listening to all the "babble" regarding the SW scene, and vice-versa in regards to the Fay Boo "babble".

I don't mind any of it. For me, every post is either a chance to learn something, or a chance to help someone. I first got to Medellin thinking Energy spa was the best option available. If I'd come 2 years earlier, I would have thought it was the Mayorista area. 6 months later, it would have been New Life.

At some point, every possible method or location for getting laid, has been the best deal in Medellin. Right now Facebook is popular. In a few months it will be something else.

Sounds like you know the Raudal / Avenida de la Grief area like the back of your hand. An excellent write up and directions for the area. I can only imagine a "Monger's" version of Google Maps, when the speaker giving directions say's, "when you pass by the Excalibur Casino, and just before the corner, look for a tall brunette with one or both nipples hanging out and that's where you'll see the working girls.

I'm a bit of an information junkie. I wanted to know what El Centro was really like. I walked the streets, hit some of the casas, went into the shopping malls, although mall might be the wrong word. I even spent 2 nights at the Mansion, just to learn about it. If I remember correctly, I even hit a couple of casas on Christmas day. Weak lineups, but a few were open.

I'm also a voyeur. Once I got over my fear of El Centro, it became my go-to place to unwind. I covered just about every street from Oriental down to 3 blocks west of Raudal and between San Antonio and Prado metro stations. I hit the girl zones 3 or 4 times a day, just enjoying the eye candy.

As for directions, before smart phones and Google maps I had to call for directions several times a week, all over the US. Alabama directions were always like:

"When you come to the stoplight by the Burger King, that's where Jim Billy Bubba had his Cadillac dealership, back before it burnt down. He sure did love his Cadillacs. At that light you go straight to the next light. There used to be a house there with a big white dog. That dog barked at everyone. One day it ran out and barked at Miss Edna and she whacked it with her cane."

Twenty minutes later I'd decipher the directions to "go to the third light, turn right, we're the second building on the right."

[PolloNegro]

Well I think Pollo Negro said they just weren't allowing the Venezuelan chicks in, Colombian women with ID's should be fine, just rent a room for 2 guests.

My Colombian friends could come over without any issues! Pollo negro is out!

[SlapShot10]

I finally made it to La Isla, last night, a Thursday. My initial plan was to maybe hit Bendito Seas for Ladies Night / Open Bar, and then make my way up the hill after I had a few drinks. Well, I got stuck in Ay Wey Bar for awhile because of the rain. I also read a review posted by an ISG member that said go around 10-11 p on Thursday. So, I did.

10 k cover.

300 k 40-45 mins.

22 k Club Colombia.

The girls don't seem to care much if you paid attention to their dance, let alone if you were even there, yet. So, I'd say have a stack of 2 k bills in your pocket, ready to hand out. It can be irritating, but it's not worth the effort to haggle over 75 cents. The girls are somewhat pushy for drinks, as well, but maybe it depends on the girl. The moms tend to be more of the hustlers, when it comes to that. I bought some drinks for a couple girls from Bello, but eventually got tired of the sales pitch. I ended up going with a couple girls that were bubbly and sucking each other's nipples to inspire me. As usual, another threesome that was over-promised and under-delivered, as far as the girl-to-girl performance is concerned. These two definitely were not the best looking girls in the place, but they had a chemistry together that I thought might be fun. One was the saleswoman, the other was the quiet freak. It was ok, but for the price, certainly not worth it. The first girl by the bar said 800 k for take-out. I told her that was ridiculous, and I could get 4-5 girls in Lleras at that price. She shit-talked Lleras girls, which was sort of comical.

By the end of the night, it was almost 900 k for Uber, entry, drinks, and 3 some. Room was ok, probably not the best in town, but definitely not the worst. I always hate the moment when I take my socks off haha. I couldn't finish the 2nd round, before the cleaning lady was banging on the door. No BBBJ, and a little bit of a rush to put the condom on, which always kills me. I made fun of the girls for giving me a HJ like a HS kid whose parents went to the grocery store.

I forget my experience at Fase II, years ago, so I can't really comment as to which is better, but I think La Isla is a little bigger and maybe feels cleaner / classier in the bar / stage / lounge areas. Based on what the Uber driver said, I think Fase II is also a little cheaper. Overall, a pretty decent group of girls, and plenty to choose from. I think at 300 k, many guys willing to spend the extra amount would be happy. There were a few gringos that must have had close to 20 girls whooping it up with shots, all night, then probably took 5-8 for take-out. I didn't see many dark girls, if some members are into that. There was certainly a variety, but that stuck out, to me.

I think I will use JjBee62's treasure map, this afternoon. Special thanks for that. WorldTraveler69's map is on my phone, but the detail on this specific area was fantastic.

Petite Blonde returns to MDE, today, so I've got some decisions to make before my Monday departure. I think a Centro, and possibly New Life, journey today will help my mind balance last night's charges.

Cheers!

[MMHikeus]

I will settle this. OK, facebook is great for those who like it. For others, it's not so great. Can we move on now, please?

Bingo. They are all different tools available. Use what works best for you. Share info and happy mongering.

[Surfer500]

I will settle this. OK, facebook is great for those who like it. For others, it's not so great. Can we move on now, please?

As much as you would like to settle this, as long as the Medellin thread contains everything under the sun, with no breakout like in other Countries on ISG, everybody is just going to have to deal with it. I'm sure the FB guys, and I have nothing against them, have to be tired of listening to all the "babble" regarding the SW scene, and vice-versa in regards to the Fay Boo "babble".