Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

Hi friends,

Next week will be my first time in Medellin, I will be grateful with advises and recommendations about where can I get sexy paisas (strip clubs, massage salons, escorts pages).

The sexiest Paisas to be found are in downtown Medellin, not in the massage places or strip clubs. There's a treasure trove of beauties that hang out alongside the Veracruz Church in downtown and you can Google the location.

[Surfer500]

For me the real value of the SW scene is that you can find something you cannot get a casa or strip club. In a short time, you can
oung hotties out and about (though you can get that at the casa and strip club); but if you're looking for something else, very particular, or different, the SW scene is a good place to find it.

There's not as many "petite slim hotties" SW's as you think roaming the streets in El Centro as you think, however if your looking for pregnant girls, glue sniffers, drug addicts, deaf, mute, deaf / mutes, midgets, back door girls, and girls that bareback, well I don't think you will find them at a casa or strip club, at least not that I am aware of.

And I may of missed a few other types of girls that you won't find in a casa or strip club.

[Wolf662]

Just came back from luna lunera and I it has been my best experience for sure. The place was empty and duper expensive, only 1 girl danced on the pole but it was a Sunday. I assumed because its so expensive that the female quality would be superior but nope, it makes me not even want to try fase dos.

Having been to both I like Fase II better, more girls and better layout, but don't go early, I suggest after 11 on a Fri or Sat. You have to get bottle service if you sit at a table instead of the bar, I think the cheapest is the small bottle of Aguardiente for 120 k, not bad if you can split the bill with a buddy or 2.

[Fun Luvr]

... Next day I bought some Sildenafil (generic), sold at any local pharmacy without a prescription, for about a dollar a pill at 50 MG....

That is a high price for Sildenafil. Pasteur Pharmacy (all over Medellin) has a pack of four 50 MG for about $2. Of course, since you use such a small amount, the difference in cost probably is not important.

[Surfer500]

Despite all the warning reports I have read here (thank you guys for posting them), I have a completely different experience. I lived in Medellin for four and a half weeks, and I am genuinely in love with this place.

In my last two weeks, my guard is completely down. For the girls I have seen more than five times, I completely trust them. When I bring new girls back from either Lleras, Gusto, or Paradise, I always hide the most valuable stuff, but I have yet had any bad experience. I will come back to this heavenly place very soon, and I will report back.

Here we go again. Nice report with lots of detail, and you have been lucky letting your guard down. But based on how you like to party, which there is nothing wrong with, you need to have your guard up to another level. Nobody will even need to drug you to rob you, especially with two girls and you "passing out".

I'm not criticizing you, but think in terms of "Russian Roulette", in my opinion based on how you like to roll, your number will eventually come up. Very simply put, the girls that you think you may trust might one day have a serious financial issue that won't preclude them from robbing you.

Just my thoughts on this.

[Black Page]

Are you lazy or simply stupid?
Read the fucking forum! All the info you ask for is discussed in detail if you care to look.

I bet he will not even RTFF your reply. Too long. Too much effort. He might have forgotten his question already.

[Grrrr]

Hi friends,

Next week will be my first time in Medellin, I will be grateful with advises and recommendations about where can I get sexy paisas (strip clubs, massage salons, escorts pages).

Are you lazy or simply stupid?

Read the fucking forum! All the info you ask for is discussed in detail if you care to look.

[Travel365]

2 mill for a hot chick that fucks, cooks and cleans. No strings attached?

Sign me up. Need to add this expense to my Medellin retirement budget.

I was on Tinder and practicing my Spanish trying to find a "semi-pro" who was looking for some extra cash.

Met a beautiful woman who was looking for some extra cash. 24 yo I think? No kids.

I asked her.

Cuanto dinero cada semana?

(How much money do you need each week?) - in my poor Spanish.

She said she is a simple woman and doesn't need much. For rent, food etc, she said she needs $90-100 USD per week.

I just wish she spoke some English. But if she did, she'd probably be doing something else or charging 10-20 X.

Practico mas espanol jjajajaa.

Adios! - Travel 365.

[Travel365]

I think from here on out I'm picking the 6-7's with a good attitude over better looking chicas who hate their job and life in general. I went down on my first girl on this trip, she had no issues sucking on my balls and I will be repeating for sure. This was my first time in life cumming hard while using a condom, she was amazing!

Truer words never spoken jajajaajjaa.

I have learned this lesson over and over again in every country.

But still stray here and there, and learn it again.

Let me know if she has a friend in Medellin with the same attitude, or if you don't mind sharing!

[SJobs]

Despite all the warning reports I have read here (thank you guys for posting them), I have a completely different experience. I lived in Medellin for four and a half weeks, and I am genuinely in love with this place. The level of professionalism of those 18 and 19-year-old facebook girls shocked me to my foundation. The energy, as well as the integrity of the girls in Gusto and Lleras, inspires me. They all love money, of course, but none of the girls I met in Medellin lost their moral grounds over cash. Here is a description of my typical weekday night; the detail I'm about to describe is a combination of highlights from multiple encounters.

During my stay, I went to Lleras almost every night, and I saw at least one facebook girl per day. I always arrange my favorite threesome on Thursday or Tuesday night with a pair of 18 and 19-year-old Paisas. They usually show up around 11 pm and stay until 8-9 am. They have the best Tusi hook up in Medellin, 20 K Pesos for a gram of the highest quality Tusi I have ever tried (I usually pay 100 K Pesos for one gram of low-quality shit in Gusto). Both girls love Tusi, but they are not heavy drinkers. I typically drink half a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black while partying with them.

I rented an apartment that has a private roof-top terrace. Throughout the night, we drink beer and whiskey, listen to music, and dance on the roof-top. My building is surrounded by dark mountain peaks decorated with colorful sparkling lights. For me, the combination of uplifting music, hot teenage girls, magnificent view, and sliver moonlight is pure divinity. I typically spend an hour or two drink, dance, and make out with both of them on my roof-top. During the days when it rains, we stayed inside, watching the rain gently caressing the city, the rain carries a deep sense of solitude that inexplicably bonded us, sex is a lot of better when it rains.

After about an hour or two of drinking, Tusi, and dancing, we slowly move into the bedroom, where I would enjoy an excellent double job for a good 15 minutes. Afterward, I get into the front-row seat of an unforgettable lesbian show; they eat each other out like no tomorrow. I always try to join the feast, depending on their mood, sometimes I'm welcomed as a participant; other times, I'm strictly an observer. In due time, they will bring out a pink dildo and making each other cum multiple times. During those moments, I'm always very high and drunk, and I conveniently tricked my brain into believing that they indeed cum four times in 30 minutes.

Those intense actions will typically last until 3 am. I can tell they needed a break because they started ignoring me and speaking Spanish to each other. I could use a break too. I usually pour myself some whiskey and go back to the terrace to enjoy the view. At 3 am, Medellin is quiet (on the surface) and beautiful. I would sit on my patio, drink whiskey, smoke a joint, and listen to some heart-wrenching Mozart.

My favorite book is Gabriel Garcia Marquez's "One Hundred Years of Solitude," and my favorite girl is forever Shakira. Sitting under the magnificent mountain peaks of Medellin, inhaling the fresh early morning air, and knowing two teenage girls are in the room waiting for me to fuck them made me realize that I am experiencing the true Magic Realism. There is something majestic about the combination of drugs, whiskey, sex with teenage girls, Mozart, and Medellin; it is surreal, forbidden, and magical, and yet, this is undoubtedly real.

My euphoric moment typically lasts for 40 minutes to an hour until a girl came out of the bedroom to look for me. She usually wants me to take some sexy photos of both of them from different angles (using their phone). Watching two naked teenage girls posing in various positions brings my soul from a state of poetic melancholy into the land of hornyiness. Sex with two hot teenage girls after half a bottle of whiskey and an untold amount of Tusi is a forbidden pleasure that only exists in the cuddle of Magic Realism.

I tend to last a lot longer after a large amount of Tusi and boozes. I typically fuck them both in multiple positions and finally popped during a double blowjob. At that point, I'm usually very drunk and tired, and I would pass out hard within 5 to 10 minutes after I cum. I typically regain consciousness a few hours later (around 8 am), very tired. I usually find one girl is gone, and the other girl sleeping on the bed in a separate bedroom. I always move into the bed she is on and tries to cuddle. Sadly, my 18-year-old princess hates the morning, and she especially hates being wakened up in the early morning. As soon as she gains full consciousness, she would immediately demand money and asks me to call her an Uber, which is fine by me. One of my other 18-year-old regulars is only available during the early morning.

I paid her and then sent her home, 45 minutes later, a 18-year-old shows up at my door. I enjoyed two more amazing hours with her. At the end of the fuck session, I always pass out; she would lie next to me for some time and wake me up after we reach the two-hour mark. The most amazing thing is the following:

I have about 500 dollars worth of Pesos in my wallet; they have access to it the entire time. I dozed off so many times throughout the night, and they never took a single Peso. I have an iPhone X, an iPad Pro, the latest 15 inch Macbook Pro, and the newest edition Apple Watch out in the open; those items together are worth more than 5000 dollars; none of them took anything. Furthermore, this is not an isolated incidence. I've brought back many girls from Lleras and Gusto, we drink and party together all night, and the next morning when I wake up, they are still there, all my valuable items in are intact.

Many of you guys would think that I'm a young, dumb and inexperienced rookie, but I don't believe this is the case. I started mongering across the globe when I was 26; I'm 38 now. I knew how nasty the situation could get. I had a girl emptied my wallet in Cuba while I was showering. In Costa Rica, I had girls threaten to make a scene at the five-star hotel I was staying in if I don't pay up. I had ladyboys in Thailand tried to rob me. I've been forced to pay thousands of dollars for drinks in dirty clubs filled with fat and ugly bitches in Istanbul and Beijing. Girls in Langstrasse Zurich attempted to steal from me many times. Stripers tried to overcharge me in Moscow, and I had a girl who took too many drugs flipped out on me in Prague. I have been dealing with the Romanian sharks in FFK all over Germany for many years. In Cape Town, girls have stolen my wallet and returned to me empty; they dared to ask me to go the ATM to fill it back up.

In my first two weeks in Medellin, I applied all the cautionary measures; I hide my laptop, I keep just enough cash in my wallet to pay the girls, I locked all my cards in a safe with my passport. I do have my iPhone, Apple Watch, and iPad out in the open every time, those I can afford to lose because they are heavily insured, and I have replacements locked in a safe. After partying like no tomorrow for two weeks, none of the girls tried to steal from me, and I lost count of how many different girls I fucked in the first two weeks, the number is certainly over 15, I repeated many of them.

In my last two weeks, my guard is completely down. For the girls I have seen more than five times, I completely trust them. When I bring new girls back from either Lleras, Gusto, or Paradise, I always hide the most valuable stuff, but I have yet had any bad experience. I will come back to this heavenly place very soon, and I will report back.

[Frogg]

Sorry, but your characterization of the Chicas in Conejitas bar and others may be correct, but the SW's in El Centro for the most part don't fit the description you described. Especially the Venezuelans, think more in terms of fat and ugly, or as I call them "Fuglies", not petite and slim.

For me the real value of the SW scene is that you can find something you cannot get a casa or strip club. In a short time, you can view dozens even hundreds of women of all sizes, ages, shapes and colors. Yeah some fuglies mixed in, maybe even a lot, but there's everything else too. It's certainly not hard to find petite slim young hotties out and about (though you can get that at the casa and strip club); but if you're looking for something else, very particular, or different, the SW scene is a good place to find it.

[Frogg]

Starting experimenting with Viagra doses this trip. Last year, I took Viagra for the first time out of curiosity. It worked, but seems I took too much, as gave me a terrible headache and seriously messed up my sinuses for days. Didn't try it again till last week, when one day the little fella had some trouble kick-starting. Next day I bought some Sildenafil (generic), sold at any local pharmacy without a prescription, for about a dollar a pill at 50 MG. I cut the pill in half, took on empty stomach and was much better this time: worked for several hours with only a subtle headache and no adverse sinus effect. At this dose (and price) the benefits are worth it. I don't know what the dose was that first time disaster but it may well have been 100 MG. Probably even 50 MG is too much for me, 25 MG seems the sweet spot.

[Surf Looker]

Hola anyone see old Pao and friends lately.

https://www.facebook.com/pao.zapata2

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100015221013418

https://www.facebook.com/alejandra.mazo.98

[RudeBwoy100]

Subscription or prescription? :P

You know what I meant!

Guys, just avoid bar maracaibo, I've sessioned with 2 chicas from there and its the most non GFE you will ever get, it almost felt like rape tonight. The chicas was from venezuela and was super cool before we went into the room but the first thing she did was to inspect my dick for a good 2 minutes, shs didn't give a blowjob, didn't want me kissing her neck or boobs or anything and didn't even allow me to penetrate her hard, so much freaking rules!

Medellin is amazing but so far the service from the strip clubs and casas have been a hit or miss, half the time the chica is amazing and the other half she makes the experience terrible. Ide advise people to try many chicas, keep favorites and repeat alot.

[Knowledge]

I still have a soft spot for Luna Lunera. I stop during off hours, early morning or very late at night (they are 24/7). My advice is to bring your own condoms and don't buy drinks. During off hours when there aren't many customers you can negotiate the rate down to as low as 100 K if you tell them you will be quick. When there aren't other customers you don't have to be quick.

Just came back from luna lunera and I it has been my best experience for sure. The place was empty and duper expensive, only 1 girl danced on the pole but it was a Sunday. I assumed because its so expensive that the female quality would be superior but nope, it makes me not even want to try fase dos. Beers are 25 k and sex is 150 k + 10 k for condom.

What made my night great was a paisa chica who is a 6 in looks but was super fun, patient with my poor spanish skills, was interested in me, dancing with me etc and what I wanted sexually. She really wanted to please me and show me a good time and I think from here on out I'm picking the 6-7's with a good attitude over better looking chicas who hate their job and life in general. I went down on my first girl on this trip, she had no issues sucking on my balls and I will be repeating for sure. This was my first time in life cumming hard while using a condom, she was amazing!