Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

Did you find all these chicas on the streets of Centro?

No. None of those girls are El Centro chicas. If I was misleading, it was not intentional. Those are chicas I met on my own, starting with my Numero Uno Catgirl, then personal referrals or "friends of friends". I have meaningful relationships with all those chicas, despite the uninformed opinons you read here otherwise.

For that post I specifically looked for fotos of chicas who I knew I bought iPhones. I have bought fones for El Centro girls, but never an iPhone. I posted recently about the rebuilt Samsung I bought for one chica, which lead to banging all three sisters for a few sessions, which morphed into my GTGZG (Ground Zero Go-To-Girl). That was worth ten-times my original investment of 300 mil COP.

I also recently posted about the El Centro Nubian Princess who I would've bought a similar phone except I was days from leaving MDE. There have been others. I'm too busy at the moment to do my usual post who-ring of fotos.

Not one poster has identified the true core issue about my original post on buying iPhones. I'm driving down to Florida this afternoon (been home a week, already bored, jajajaja) and I will post about it later tonight or tomorrow. A few of you might find it interesting.

Thanks for tuning in and paying attention.

[AmorPorFavor]

Keep the jokes coming and they can keep laughing at me all they want if that's what you call this kinda fun, jajajaa. I can live with that. Feel the love.

There are a couple of fotos in there you might want to blow-up a little.

Did you find all these chicas on the streets of Centro?

[NeilGeorge]

What do you think about the Mansion? Is it really pussy central?

Kind of like Blackbeards in the DR. Its like shooting fish in a barrel. No chase, no accomplishment. Then you have to rest up for another. Like ordering a fish dinner in a restaurant instead of catching the fish and dominating it until it wears out its fight. Most of the girls at the mansion have fake tities, some are older, most are there because they make money. Not real. An illusion.

[Mr Enternational]

The yield on phones, the appreciation factor, is close to taking a woman shopping, about zero.
If you paid $500 a phone, do not think you are going to get $500 of appreciation or $500 worth of action. It does not work that way. It should, but it does not. For the most part, giving away a phone is a waste of money.

They already see you as rich and to them you buying a phone is as simple and easy as you buying lunch. One chick stopped messing with me because she wanted me to buy her a Galaxy Note the same as I have so she could take pictures in the water like I was doing when were at the beach. All I could do was laugh. Might as well have asked me to buy her a car if she is going to ask for a $1500 phone.

[Osteoknot]

Perhaps we are saying the same thing Mr. E.

You repeatedly get "powned" (that means pounded and owned at the same time) by reading comprehension here. Not so serious unless you hold yourself to the standard of a subject matter expert, then it gets a little dicey.

I don't. I am more of a sarcastic, attention who-ring, asshole, very comfortable with that.

[Osteoknot]

they are also boasting about what they got to their girlfriends and boyfriends.

If by laughing you mean the chicas are happy, yes, I agree. And of course they boast, They are young girls in the middle of dream fulfillment. Geez, you guys make it sound so serious, when really, it's not.

[Mojo Bandit]

What you bring up about a separate section for Centro does make sense, but before the Pandemic, no, as it wasn't frequented as much as it is now.

The same holds true for Fayboo Chicas as well. I can remember before the Pandemic that at times there would be a lot of Fayboo posts you would have to go thru as your mentioning.

Colombia has gotten so popular, especially Medellin, that some new categories are warranted at least in my opinion being a poster here for several years.

You guys do know you can start threads, right? You are aware you can start whatever new categories you deem necessary?

As someone who has started a new thread I think most new threads started by BMs end up in the User Blog section and the one who started it is somewhat responisible for moderating it from then on. The Admin will still watch for blatent violations of Forum Rules but other than that it would be up to the user who started it to police the thread from being hijacked for purposes other than intended or start a discussion in the thread that widely off topic and ruins the idea of having the thread for purposes of being specific.

I have been reading the Medellin Reports thread for a few years and I have seen more Centro regulars call for a Fayboo thread because they do not want to read about Fayboo but then there are those who do only Fayboo who would want a Centro only thread. I have only been to centro a couple of times myself and since having knee surgury that made my knee worse I prefer to order off FB and have them come to my apartment.

But of the people who post regularly on here I think there really are more people who do both. Centro and Fayboo. So sometime a person's "Medellin Report" is going to be a mix that might read something like this "in the morning I went down to centro and this happen but in the evening I went to a strip club and did not see anything I liked so I went on FB and found something".

So while there seems to be people who start narrowing thier mongering method to either Centro or Fayboo and want the thread to be more specific for them but I really think there are actually more people who do both that make the thread what it is now.

If I was going to complain about anything (you know when someone says that they are about to complain LOL) concering this thread and I am just as guilty my self about this: experienced mongers stop doing reports. They instead get caught up about the details and stop describing the big picture stuff. Osteoknot might be the exception because he keeps a running diary on here LOL. But we get so caught up over the issues that we stop actually posting a report. I am just as guilty and the result is that the newest guys who are stumbling through their experience and learning as they go are the ones making the most actual "reports".

[Osteoknot]

The robbery started when you kept buying them phones.

I admit it sounds outlandish, mostly from guys projecting themselves into my situation. Saying it's a "waste" or some other value judgement is irrelevant, unless the poster is speaking for himself only. I would do it all again, but I have slowed the pace a bit, jajajaja. I get it, very hard for other guys to relate to a situation they would never consider, or just as, if not more likely, be able to complete even if they wanted to do so. Not saying you do.

The first step in psychologically protecting one's sense of self, is to reject concepts and behaviors that are too foreign for to conceptualize into one's own thought processes. That is mostly what is going on here, and not any real harm or waste or bad behavior.

[Mtndew704]

Considering I was not present at the scene of any of the crimes. Maybe you meant more like a "jinx", eh?

There was a lesson there independent of my own behaviors. I sort of summed it up at the end, including a useful Pearl.

The robbery started when you kept buying them phones.

[Osteoknot]

Maybe there should be another subsection for dick pics. But seriously, a separate section isn't a bad thing. I think it was about 10 years ago that a section was created for the Mansion when guys started arguing about the place.

Seen a few dick banging pussy and mouth pics, is that what you meant Oh, Wise One? Funny what certain people fixate on.

You may want to consider enhancing your experience with a feature here known as the Ignore List.

[Osteoknot]

This is what I thought when I saw the skinny white beauty.

Very hard to pin down, but when you do, heaven on Earth. And a "lah-dee-dah" easy-going, whatever floats your boat, attitude. A lot of times stoned out of her mind. Easy to handle. She bailed on me in the middle of the night last time I had her for an overnight, appropriately accepted a greatly reduced rate of 200 mil COP, haven't seen or talked to her since, didn't try, either. Let me see if I can find a couple more fotos, she is definitely unique.

She's the one in the blue jeans, and that is Secret, her pimp who first brought her to me. The second foto is hilarious, that day we called her Zombie Girl as she was walking around for a long time with that look on her face. I laid her down on the bed and started fucking her face until she passed out. The Nervous Ninnies here don't have to worry, I get permission from all my chicas to use their bodies as I please whether they or concious or not. Doesn't happy very often but when it does, it's a good fallback and I recommend you broach the subject with any girl who drinks or does drugs ahead of time. BTW, they love it being objectified and used like that, and let's face, they aren't working too hard at the time, jajajjaja.

Anywho, unfortunately she still had a gag reflex and I may have been just a tad to aggressive or her throat because she starteled awake, ran into my bathroom, and threw up all over the floor. Didn't stop us.

All men are pigs. I am a man. Therefore, I am a pig.

[Nounce]

...Especially if they go there a lot, but given the supply and demand ratio in Colombia I'm guessing they don't go every day. By comparison, I have had crab hundreds of times, that doesn't mean crab isn't one of my favorite foods just because it is subject to diminishing returns because I've had it a lot.

I have known a girl that shower at home before visiting me when we first met, and coming out of the bathroom all dressed up ready to leave when done. After a while, she started to always shower at my place, twice, before and after. She told me "you have hot shower".

[Nounce]

...No, you are missing the point. If I go to El Centro or Santa Fe, I have to go five times to find one woman I have to repeat with. ...

Not that what you said is not true, but you are probably doing it wrong if you go 5 times to find one.

...I would not call someone who snorts Tussi "clean". And if the women are doing that ...

You don't really know if a woman is doing it or not until you put it in front of her. That is when you can tell.

...It is really hard to know that a woman with a 22 inch waist is going to be in more demand than a woman at 40 inches?...

Narrower is not better. It depends. I went to La Isla with locals and they don't pull the ones with narrower waist. I see similar behavior at Scandallo. But if all customers are gringos, what you said can be true.

[Osteoknot]

You seem to be a magnet for robberies.

Considering I was not present at the scene of any of the crimes. Maybe you meant more like a "jinx", eh?

There was a lesson there independent of my own behaviors. I sort of summed it up at the end, including a useful Pearl.

[Mtndew704]

All iPhones in this discussion are the latest Pro Models available.

Get back to me when you have felt 1/1000 of this pain, jajajaja.

Chica's phone gets stolen in El Centro while she is sitting in a taxi, using her phone, window down, door unlocked, and probably the taxi driver was in on it. You buy her a "cheap" Samsung for 400 mil COP and tell her if she can hang onto it for one year, you will buy her an iPhone. She does and you do, to the day. She drops the iPhone two weeks after you bought it for off the new Moto she was riding that you also paid for. You repair the iPhone for her at 600.000 mil COP.

That's one reason I hate Apple, repair costs are egregious.

Different chica rolled-up on by two guys on a motorcycle while she sits at Boston Park holding her infant child, and rob her at gunpoint of her iPhone, you replace it with a nice Motorola that costs half a million pesos. You tell her if she can hold onto the Motorola for one year, you will buy her another iPhone. She does, and you buy her an iPhone Pro13. One week later she gets robbed at knifepoint to eyeball, and you replace it with another same, iPhone that she still has but now she is not talking to you anymore for other reasons.

Different chica, robbed at gunpoint while she sitting in a taxi and using her iPhone that you bought for her. You have told her twenty times not to pull out her phone when she is in a taxi but she is oblivious to this advice. You buy her another iPhone. Less than a month later, she gets robbed and beat up in front of her apartment in Castilla by another chica for her iPhone. You tell her that her iPhone days are over. Two months later you buy her a used iPhone from one of her friends that she still has.

Same Moto chica from above, shows you her new iPhone that her rich novio from the Domincan Republic bought her. Now she has two iPhone Pro13's. You suggest it might be decent of her to return the iPhone you bought her to you since your old Samsung got stolen by an irate tranny at Ground Zero, and you are using a cheap burner phone that cost 1/10 of what you paid for her iPhone. She says she will sell you the iPhone that you bought for her for what amounted to a 5% discount, jaja.

Those are the ones I remember off the top of my head. I did not add up how many phones that comes to, jajaja. Not a good look for me, makes me look like a dumb shit, valid argument about which I happen to not agree. I don't care what other people think.

Oh, you should also realize the chicas don't really give a shit about the phone. They want the best camera on the market, that happens to be a phone.

I know what some of you are thinking (usually several steps ahead). The chicas were making up some of these stories to get phones. For every one of those stories above, multiply it by 10-15 for the number of times chicas tried to get phones out of me, but didn't. So I am not quite as gullible as you may think. Perception is reality and for reasons I won't expand upon, I believed those stories above.

The main point being, beware, it really is a jungle out there for stealing the upper branded phones, particularly, iPhones.

Pearl: From a distance the thieves are looking at the number and size of the lenses on the back of the phone to identify the iPhones for their targets. They make escutcheons or phone cases that have little sliding covers that will hide these lenses that I recommend using.

Ostee Out, and I will as always, Keep On Keepin' On.

You seem to be a magnet for robberies.