Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

Hola all ,

So of course, I left my ATM card in the machine and it ate it. And then I did it AGAIN last night. I am not a smart man.

The problem is that trying to get cash advances on my credit card is like pulling teeth here. Visa and Chase say it shouldn't be an issue at all, go up to a teller with the card and passport and bam cash. But the banco Colombian (and other bank) managers tell me it's not possible without a pin. I don't have a pin for my credit cards unfortunately.

Any advice as to how to get cash using my CCs?

Thanks much. Medellin is amazing. Trip report incoming.

If you have your ATM card numbers and pins you may be able to wire yourself money thru Western Union and WU may take credit cards.

[Nounce]

In my mind, I have four options: casas, bars, Centro and Lleras. (I'm not sure how Lleras differs from Centro. Quality?) I'm not usually a SG guy because I want more than the bare minimum mechanical act that usually follows. But I have had a few good sessions with SGs.

I guess my biggest concern is that the bars are scattered throughout the city. If I don't like the vibe of a place, I'd love to be able to walk a block to the next option.

The area in El Centro is pretty close to each other, many more bars than Tijuna like Surfer mentioned. They are more like Tripical. You are assuming SG is the same but they are not. You can spend sometime observe and talk to them to find out. Have you considered Bogota?

[Fun Luvr]

I wanted to take the bus from San Diego mall but my Didi driver told me that for 17 mil I could share an air-conditioned cab with another 3 people. I agreed because it was a hot day. The cab place somewhere near the San Diego bus station.

Time wise I think it was about the same. So, if the bus has an a / see, there is pretty much no difference.

The buses do not have air conditioning. As you get up the mountain, the air is cooler. I don't see any advantage to the shared taxis. Unless you get the front seat, you are crammed into the back seat with two other people. If you get the front seat, that means you are the first person, so you will be waiting until they find three other people. Sometimes, I have had to wait a while for the bus, but I get a seat that is more comfortable than the back seat of the taxis. I have used both buses and taxis, I prefer the buses.

[Kelso1]

Your a true inspiration brother! Loved your post about the Colombian dude trying to grill you? Did this happen during the day or night? I don't speak Spanish well, am I crazy to want to hit the bars of Centro up at night alone? From what I have read, it gets very sketchy at night and I would have no business there, but after reading your post I am intrigued. I partied in Parque Lleras for a week and it was fun, but pricey. I am definitely going to try Laurelas out on my next trip. Still in my 30's so to hear about your adventures is fucking awesome. Reminds me of the that movie, "The Mule" LOL.

The incident happened at night around 11 PM.

Last night in that area the police showed up in force at a bar I was in. They even had a drug dog. They checked everyone even me the lone Gringo. They had a women officer who really patted down the girls. She was very tall and hot. I was going to ask her to pat me down but thought better if I don't act a fool with police all around me. Anyway they left and then the music played on.

[Zhagolo52]

Casas are usually really good at it, that being said it doesn't mean that some may slip through the cracks. If you are staying a hotel that actively polices all guess at the front desk. I wouldn't be worried in that case they have a lot more to loose if the police catches an underage girl. But if you stay at a place that does check them it will be up to you to check every single one, and tell them to bring the actual Cedula not the "paper" they sometimes have that says they are over 18. I forget what they call it. Good luck.

If you want to be certain that the girl is 18 or older should you just stick to casas and the strip clubs. Since I don't know if the ID is fake or not, is using tinder and SA risky since a underage girl coming to your hotel without your knowledge is not something we all want, or is it risky at casas too. Could those girls also have underage girls and we wouldn't know. Could a veteran explain if Medellin is the wild wild west when it comes to these things. Do these casa owners do what they want.

[ChicagoMan]

Hola all ,

So of course, I left my ATM card in the machine and it ate it. And then I did it AGAIN last night. I am not a smart man.

The problem is that trying to get cash advances on my credit card is like pulling teeth here. Visa and Chase say it shouldn't be an issue at all, go up to a teller with the card and passport and bam cash. But the banco Colombian (and other bank) managers tell me it's not possible without a pin. I don't have a pin for my credit cards unfortunately.

Any advice as to how to get cash using my CCs?

Thanks much. Medellin is amazing. Trip report incoming.

[D Cups]

Winding up this 30 day adventure. I spent the first 13 days in Lima, and will finish here in MDE. age (74 this July). I can dance all night and keep up with anybody but these girls like younger guys. Of course my money keeps me in deep with fine pussy.
I think my next trip will be to an island. I love to swim in warm clear water and hunt for fine pussy

Hello Mr. Kelso,

What a pleasure to read your fine report. You have ten years on me and maybe I will still be mongering in 10 years because that has been my hobby for the last 20 years. I think I will follow suit and take some bachata or salsa lessons at a nearby ballroom in Sacramento, California until I retire in Philippines in 2022. I know Old Kool is around my age and he still dances with the fine ladies of the Dominican Republic where I also go 2 - 3 times a year. I like Islands, too (obviously) but warm clear water is not always a good mongering destination except maybe Sosua but the ladies there are overly aggressive IMO. And clear water is also not easy to find because third world countries are notorious pollutors. You might want to try Boracay in Philippines or elsewhere there if you like the slimmer Asian girls who speak English. I'm sure other mongers have recommendations, too. Maybe I will try Lima. Macchu Pichu is on the bucket list. Cheers.

[Recondite]

I had a mediocre experience with Angie Muñoz, who is so highly rated on here. She had a cold or gripe when she came and did not tell me before hand (not cool in my book). I probably should have just paid her taxi and sent her away but I went ahead anyway. By the standards of other destinations like Costa Rica, the session was not bad but it certainly did not live up to her reputation. I certainly didn't ask for or get kisses and you could tell she was feeling the cold. I only had one polvo but I kind of wanted her to leave afterwards anyway since she was sick. I also asked about anal and she confirmed that she makes her decisions based on size. I'm fairly well endowed so she didn't want to try with me (which I had no problem with). Anyway for anyone thinking of a cita with her I'd stay away for the next week or so. Given what I've read and my conversations with others I'm sure she is normally fantastic. If anyone has any suggestions for a freaky more PSE girl (anal, deepthraot etc) please PM me. I've got some ideas from talking to FB girls and looking at the Spanish language sites but would certainly appreciate some suggestions.

[Junior11]

73 and going strong! This is amazing. I have now evidence that not even half of my mongering life is behind me. Just need to learn what is necessary to stay both mentally and physically healthy like you. Is it hard? How much is it your genes vs. Lifestyle? Please advise those who wish to "hunt for fine pussy" when they are 70+!

As far as my hunting for girls to put in my rotation it has not been good. In Lima I had 2 that were GFE while in MDE I have not had any luck. Sure I have had some good sexo but not what I have had here in the past. I guess my age (74 this July) is not a help. I can dance all night and keep up with anybody but these girls like younger guys. Of course my money keeps me in deep with fine pussy.

All in all the only thing that does not make Lima my number one spot is the long flight compared to MDE.

I think my next trip will be to an island. I love to swim in warm clear water and hunt for fine pussy.

[TjBrazil]

If you want to be certain that the girl is 18 or older should you just stick to casas and the strip clubs. Since I don't know if the ID is fake or not, is using tinder and SA risky since a underage girl coming to your hotel without your knowledge is not something we all want, or is it risky at casas too. Could those girls also have underage girls and we wouldn't know. Could a veteran explain if Medellin is the wild wild west when it comes to these things. Do these casa owners do what they want.

[Njoean197]

Winding up this 30 day adventure. I spent the first 13 days in Lima, and will finish here in MDE with 17 days. Only a couple of days left, and here are some of my thoughts on MDE. I already did some trip reports on the Lima board.

I'm staying at the Hotel Botero which is right next to the bus stop at what I call ground zero that will take me to the airport for 10500 K. The hotel is good. Reasonable rates, and I have a nice big room. It is girl friendly if she has a ID if Colombian or a passport if she is a Vennie. The maids will get your clothes washed for almost nothing.

Except for spraining my ankle on the on the poor sidewalks in Centro it has been a good trip. Only small problem I had was while doing my bar hopping in Centro I did one night have a issue. I had 4 girls at my table, 3 of them were very good looking. I was dancing with two of them in a crowded spot on the dance floor. A local guy said to me (why do you have so many women. You have too much money. Where did you get it?) I told him in my limited Spanish that I worked for my money. At this point the girls pulled me away from him. About a minute later another local starts with me, but I did not understand his drunking speech. At this point I left the dance floor, and walked out. The girls of course all ran after me to get me back to the bar. I said good night, and I think I learned a lesson. Be careful you don't make the locals jealous of our ways.

Your a true inspiration brother! Loved your post about the Colombian dude trying to grill you? Did this happen during the day or night? I don't speak Spanish well, am I crazy to want to hit the bars of Centro up at night alone? From what I have read, it gets very sketchy at night and I would have no business there, but after reading your post I am intrigued. I partied in Parque Lleras for a week and it was fun, but pricey. I am definitely going to try Laurelas out on my next trip. Still in my 30's so to hear about your adventures is fucking awesome. Reminds me of the that movie, "The Mule" LOL.

[Septimius]

As far as my hunting for girls to put in my rotation it has not been good. In Lima I had 2 that were GFE while in MDE I have not had any luck. Sure I have had some good sexo but not what I have had here in the past. I guess my age (74 this July) is not a help. I can dance all night and keep up with anybody but these girls like younger guys. Of course my money keeps me in deep with fine pussy.

All in all the only thing that does not make Lima my number one spot is the long flight compared to MDE.

I think my next trip will be to an island. I love to swim in warm clear water and hunt for fine pussy.

You should get the Monger of the Year award. I don't know how old people are on here but if you're still dancing away and keeping up with the young guys at 74 you should be proud. That's awesome and I commend you for living life to the fullest the way you want. I see guys turn to dust after a specific age number like it really matters. Anyway man you give me hope LOL. Monger on!

[Jayson01]

I have never stayed in Medellin for less than 2 weeks in each of my visits. For me, there is no point of visiting Medellin for only 3 days. I live in hell, a. K. a northern California, every time after I return from Medellin, I'm always miserable and depressed for at least a week (the superior food in California doesn't help). For me, each miserable California day cancels a heavenly Medellin day, I'm looking for a net positive. I'm on my way to Medellin right now, I'm currently soaked by that kids going to Disney land feeling.

I could never stay less 2 weeks in Colombia, or maybe at least 10 days in Colombia. However for the guys that live "close" , like Miami, it probably makes sense to go for couple days. Last time I was there 6 weeks and didn't get bored one day.

[Jayson01]

Very well put! This list should be handed to every gringo at the airport or any port of entry. But then they drink and F it all up.

Or maybe change your entire attitude.

You keep going on with "stop the simping", while paying 300 k for what is readily available at 150-200 k? And then complain others are screwing it up paying first world prices? Keep negotiating? If you had to keep negotiating to get that, you screwed up from the beginning.

BBBJ is readily available. It's not necessary to negotiate, or pay extra for it. Multiple hour sessions are readily available. There's no need to pay extra, unless you're in a casa or a strip club. Who wants to spend 3 hours in a room at Club Maracaibo? All day or night is not difficult to get for 150-200 k.

Best of all, getting all of the above is easier than getting the cashier to say "Welcome to McDonald's."

1. Stop thinking all women are bitches, putas, etc. They're people. Most are a helluva lot tougher than the tough guys here. They see things every week that would make you need a change of underwear.

2. It's not a dominance game. You're not auditioning for "The Apprentice." You're attempting to arrange a mutually beneficial social engagement. You're trying to get laid, she's trying to get paid. She's not passing up a weekend in the Maldives to be with you. She's giving up sitting at home watching TV. If she believes she'll enjoy your company more than The Simpsons, she'll be more receptive to your offer.

3. Don't be desperate. If the girl isn't enthusiastic, move along. Don't be nasty about it. Just leave her with "maybe another night" and go on to the next one. If you insist on having that girl, either the price is going up, or service is going down, often both.

4. Be nice. You're selling yourself. Most of the girls will go above and beyond for just a bit of respect. They don't get much of it from Colombian men. When some guy comes along, pays more, treats them better and let's them live the "Pretty Woman" fantasy for a few hours, many will respond.

5. Your life doesn't depend on getting a BBBJ in Medellin. Girls charge extra for it, because too many guys act like they're searching for the Holy Grail. If you're clean, if you're treating the girl like a person instead of a sex doll, most will do it without any fuss.

6. It's supposed to be fun. You get to spend a few hours with beautiful, young, naked Colombian women, for about the price of a cheap motel room back home. Why turn it into a chore?

[Knowledge]

Thank you very much for this post. It is spot on. I encourage guys, especially new guys, to follow it to the letter. I will significantly improve your experiences.

Or maybe change your entire attitude.

You keep going on with "stop the simping", while paying 300 k for what is readily available at 150-200 k? And then complain others are screwing it up paying first world prices? Keep negotiating? If you had to keep negotiating to get that, you screwed up from the beginning.

BBBJ is readily available. It's not necessary to negotiate, or pay extra for it. Multiple hour sessions are readily available. There's no need to pay extra, unless you're in a casa or a strip club. Who wants to spend 3 hours in a room at Club Maracaibo? All day or night is not difficult to get for 150-200 k.

Best of all, getting all of the above is easier than getting the cashier to say "Welcome to McDonald's."

1. Stop thinking all women are bitches, putas, etc. They're people. Most are a helluva lot tougher than the tough guys here. They see things every week that would make you need a change of underwear.

2. It's not a dominance game. You're not auditioning for "The Apprentice." You're attempting to arrange a mutually beneficial social engagement. You're trying to get laid, she's trying to get paid. She's not passing up a weekend in the Maldives to be with you. She's giving up sitting at home watching TV. If she believes she'll enjoy your company more than The Simpsons, she'll be more receptive to your offer..