Medellin Reports

[Gabacho]

If the girl can't produce the actual cedula, one can always get the cedula number and a digital copy to check the police report online. At least you will know the cedula exists.

From what I understand the police can look up cedula numbers with their little hand held devices that look like cellphones and they often do just that when they stop people in public and ask them for their numero de cedula. I think various hotels have a way of looking them up as well, however the information online doesn't have a picture, just the cedula number name gender and date of birth. Therefore this isn't a foolproof plan Nounce, as it is is possible she could give you the cedula number belonging to a friend, sister, cousin, etc and without a picture there would be no way for you to know whether that cedula belongs to her or not.

Best bet is to have her bring her cedula and then look at it yourself and make sure she checks out. If she really did forget it, go back and get it, if she wants the money that bad she'll go get it. And if she was lying about forgetting it and doesn't have it, well that is a red flag.

[XXL]

Hi.

I am trying to book Hotel Dorado.

I am using Agoda as they have cheapest rate.

It's 37 dollars over night.

I go thru everything then it adds the 19% tax.

What advice on this can anyone give.

First time using Agoda.

It's for May 2ND to May 8TH.

Sureman.

Agoda is notorius for playing such games. Beware of the currency trick too.

[ChuchoLoco]

Saw girl number one. Still my fav and my 3rd or 4th time seeing. She has black hair with blonde streaks, green emerald eyes (first Columbiana I saw with light eyes, normally it's brown eyes) about 5-2.

We met a few hours before her class started. She was telling me she starts an internship here pretty soon, good for her! She takes her studies serious, I like that about her. We sit chat about our little fight we had a few days ago, (why I haven't seen her for last 3 days) we hug and make up and realize it was just a big misunderstanding. After some small talk in the kitchenette area we move to the bedroom. No music this time just straight to business since she still has to shower and prepare for her classes coming up.

BBBJ, she's really gentle and played with the boys, ok nice. She worked for a solid 10 minutes even after I was clearly ready for the main entry, NICE! Start in missionary as she tells me this is her fav position. Pumping away for a good 10 minutes before she realizes I'm caliente. She flips me on my back and take over. 10 minutes and now she's sweating all over me. I look at her and we both laugh so I flip her doggy. 5 minutes and I just can't buss.

Sorry but the danger was all in your mind. You probably have never been or seen a poor neighborhood anywhere and in Medellin it is the norm. By the way, it is very unusual for a girl to take a stranger to meet the family. She must have really liked you! Families are reserved for close friends and real boyfriends. Not sure why she would have taken you to meet them unless they asked you for a new washer or refrigerator. I'm sure that it was a culture shock but you experienced what most never will and in the end, you are better for it.

[ChuchoLoco]

Parque Periodista is also known as "Stoners Park" that nobody has seemed to mention yet.

You literally won't see anyone sitting in the park without at least one of the following, a joint in one hand, a beer in one hand, some white powder being sniffed, and / or other stuff as well.

It can be a fun place kind with a "beatnik" atmosphere at times.

And if you play the guitar and are good you will get a lot of attention and might find a stoned hippe chick to bang there.

I did mention it by the use of Mother Nature but it's a very old term and obviously not known or used now. Cool that you go and enjoy the place too. I rarely see other Gringos there at night but during the day there may be a few. Probably my go to place rather than Botero or Poblado but that's just me. I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker. Like everywhere, it's best to keep your guard up and not get too blasted.

Yes, if you play the guitar, you will be a guitar hero!

[Nounce]

...... though I do things a bit differently my way, .... You just have to read and follow the advice of past mongers who were successful with it.

Would you mind sharing so I can be half as successful as you. 😂

[Nounce]

If there is ever any doubt as to a girl's age (especially if she's saying she is 18) you should always, and I cannot stress this enough, always ask to see her cedula...

If the girl can't produce the actual cedula, one can always get the cedula number and a digital copy to check the police report online. At least you will know the cedula exists.

[Surfer500]

Hi.

I am trying to book Hotel Dorado.

I am using Agoda as they have cheapest rate.

It's 37 dollars over night.

I go thru everything then it adds the 19% tax.

What advice on this can anyone give.

First time using Agoda.

It's for May 2ND to May 8TH.

Sureman.

Only Colombians and Colombian residents are required to pay the 19% tax, IVA.

For a foreigner with a Passport, the Hotel will look in your Passport at the entry stamp to verify you were issued a "tourist visa" , and based on that you are exempt and should not have to pay the 19% and it should be refunded and or not charged.

Up until January of this year the 19% VAT had been waived since the Pandemic. I also think some Hotels might collect the 19% tax, make photo copies of the foreigners Passport and date of entry stamp as proof for DIAN "the Colombian IRS " and pocket the money from unsuspecting tourists.

Regardless, if your a foreigner and your Passport stamp identifies you as entering on a tourist visa your exempt from paying the 19% IVA.

This also holds true for purchases you make in the Country and bring home, but I don't know the rules about this, but do know there is a tax refund office at the Rio Negro airport where you present your documentation and are issued a refund, but again I don't know how it works there, but have seen the office there.

I'm sure there are other board members here who know more about this.

[MoonShot]

It is sound advice to take a girl the first time to a short time hotel. I would not disagree with that. But I feel that if you stay in a hotel or Airbnb with security, it should be fine. I like being in my hotel room because it is comfortable and I have already paid for it. This is my fourth trip and I have always taking the girls back to my hotel room. So far, there have been no problems and nothing is missing from my room. It is true that it is more risky than taking her to a short-term hotel but there are a lot of benefits to having sex in your room. It's just a more relaxing environment for you. I also have snacks and drinks for the girls in my hotel room. But I am not a big fan of drinking with the girls. There is no reason to have an open bottle or drink in your glass laying around where there is the possibility the girl can put something in your drink when you are not looking or in the bathroom. I just drink from a bottle of water from the refrigerator where I have several bottles of water on the shelf.

I also like to screen out girls on Facebook. With a girls postings on Facebook, you can get a general idea of the type of girl she is. I'm usually suspicious of a Facebook profile set up exclusively for business.

I would agree that the safest path is seeing girls at the casas. No way that the girls are robbing or drugging you at the casas because they have a reputation to protect. Hotel M and taking girls from their bar is also a safe bet because hotel M knows who the girls are at the bar.

There are ways to stay safe be in Medellin and decrease the probability of being drugged and robbed. You just have to be aware of your surroundings and not take excessive risks.

I would also warn guys about underaged girls. They are on the streets and on line. The possibility of being in prison and the consequences always makes me very paranoid about making sure that the girl can prove that she is 18. That is one of the advantages of staying in the hotel that checks ID. The hotel also does not want underaged girls in the hotel so they will reject identification cards that look fake. You may be a bit sad but it is better for you that you are not seeing that girl. If you were to take that girl to a short-term hotel, they will not check her identification card.

Stay safe and have fun. I'm still in Medellin now and so far things are going well without any problems. I'd like to try to keep it that way.

I did meet a few guys from ISG and everyone seems cool. I have not met any of the flamers on ISG.

[SureMan]

Hi.

I am trying to book Hotel Dorado.

I am using Agoda as they have cheapest rate.

It's 37 dollars over night.

I go thru everything then it adds the 19% tax.

What advice on this can anyone give.

First time using Agoda.

It's for May 2ND to May 8TH.

Sureman.

[Sean EZ]

I think the best advice I can give to any punters new and experienced ones about the girls from Parque Llleras and the surrounding clubs, especially with the Vennies, maintain control of the situation. The minute they are in your room you have to take control of the situation and show them you are in charge. Many will get on the phone or start checking their messages half of the evening or start doing their Tusi thing, so be polite but firm and put them in their place. It's a way women test men and you have to show that you can control them. Then they melt for you. You don't want a situation where she is sucking your dick while text somebody or checking her Instagram story. It reminds me of a scene in one American movie where a prostitute was smoking out the window while checking her watch. Some of these girls come from the schools of the hard knocks and the lowest backgrounds straight from the streets, especially the Vennies can be disgusting, you will notice them spitting and acting like street dogs.

If you don't want everything covered discuss everything up front. If you ask her to stay overnight, be specific about the time in the morning. Sometimes you will meet a nice and young paisa but for the most part I advice you to establish who's in control and what the expectations are and you will have a more fun experience.

[TjBrazil]

A lot of mistakes by the previous poster. Number one, if you are using seeking or tinder, it's a 20.00 meet you for coffee fee. That's a lot of money in Medellin to just have coffee and take Uber. If she says no way, she wants the whole 125 to 150 bucks, you walk. Don't get attached to these pictures on a screen. Delete her immediately. No negotiation. Second, if you like her in person you can take her to a hourly place to avoid being drugged in your hotel. Only bring girls to your hotel that you have slept with or slept with in a casa or strip club. Even then you have to have a good feel for the girl. I have never had a problem with a Colombian girl coming to my hotel after sleeping with them. I know if we vibed or not. Only in Tijuana can you have an unknown escort come to your hotel and not worry about it. The reputable agencies have done the work for you. Colombia and Brazil is No Way Jose on a stranger from the internet coming in your room. Follow those rules and you should be fine.

[Mr Enternational]

I don't remember much as I was high as a kite and just passed out with one of my last thoughts "ok well if you guys are going to kill me know, I'm ready after that".

I passed out around 1-2 am. Don't know about her. She kept hogging the blankets and my feet kept getting cold so I kept waking up fighting for the blanket.

Her alarm goes off for 5 am. WTF I thought. She says we have to go as my dad needs to bring you back early. I was dressed in about 0. 1 secs. She sat up from the bed and I was already dressed standing next to the door ready to go. She commented how I didn't enjoy the stay. I replied I did, its just that I'm cold way up in these mountains and want to go back to mi casa for a warm shower (my Airbnb has hot water). She says ok.

Wow! You can't make this shit up.

What an amazing experience that I lived through!

Moral of the story, don't go meeting no girls' parents.

Looks like I am an outlier on this one. I have been meeting chicks around the world online for the last 25 years and this is the type of adventure and experience that I live for. I have tons of these great stories and I have not been killed yet. (I remember going to a funeral in bum fuck Valle del Cauca (over 2 hours from Cali on the bus) with some chick whose cousin and friends got mass murdered in some drug trafficking shit.) You will not remember the third chick that you fucked in Colombia but you are going to remember this chick forever and probably remain friends with her for a long time.

[Mr Enternational]

I told her she looked very different from the pictures. She laughed and said this is the first time someone tells her that. She said it's ok, I just have to pay her and she will leave. I said I was going to pay her 200.000 for the 15 minutes she had been there but she wanted the $135 USD. I said no way, and she kept asking for the money, time after time. She was yelling and at some point she threatened to call her pimp or whatever. It's not that I didn't believe her, I just didn't give a fuck. So she called someone and I called the police. At this point she tried to grab my phone and I stood up quickly and pushed her. I was in fight or flight mode and I could feel my heart beating faster. I was so fucking angry but I calmed down, I told her to calm down and to sit down. She started crying and telling how hard this work is, blah, blah, blah.

Well bich first of all YOU chose this work. Then you have the nerve to be trying to catfish people while charging too much damn money. Maybe if you were honest about yourself then the work would not be so hard. Or just maybe you could get a normal job instead of doing this "hard" work.

[Gabacho]

About 10 I meet a new fb girl. She's been getting at me since the beginning of the trip but just never had time to pull the trigger. Well tonight I had her come by. She looked young so told her to bring her cedula. Si amor. Of course, it's some excuse how she forgot it when she arrives. I grill her a bit about her age. She doesn't seem like the extort type, so said fuck it and went on with my pre date routine. After routine and some jaja's we get to the bedroom. She was really inexperienced. I said FUCK. But she already had my dick in her hand so fuck it, I had to lead her, for everything. BBBJ sucked. Hard pulling best describes it. Even after me leading her. But finally get hard, not 100% but just enough to please the rain gods so flip her over doggy. It barely fits in. No blood so she's not a virgin at least. Whew. I start to turn it up and pound a little harder and she moves her ass away from me in a way she doesn't want to be pounded. OMFG this chick is not 18 I thought. After flipping her over for missionary I grab my phone for google translate and ask "Do you like 50 shades of gray" I get a "No entiendo" (I had to do something for self-entertainment) I laughed hard inside. Before I go limp we go missionary. Ugh, a star fish. Just laying there looking at me. I wanted to say ***** what are you looking at. Than I slowed down so I don't feel like I'm raping the poor girl. Took a good 30-40 minutes to finish.

After the deed she asks (Wait for it) Tu gusta Amor? I almost lost my shit! But just to get her out I said si, estas lista para taxi ahora? As she's still dressing. Order her taxi, she tells me she has a friend for a threesome if I want. I thought yea that's going to happen. Her taxi showed up about 10 minutes later, yey. It's a little after 11 pm and I'm done for the day. All I want to do is get some sleep without a numb arm for a night.

If there is ever any doubt as to a girl's age (especially if she's saying she is 18) you should always, and I cannot stress this enough, always ask to see her cedula.

You should have either insisted she go back and get it or had declined her service. Not sure what type of hotel or airbnb you are staying at but most hotels will demand to see a cedula especially if there is any doubt as to the chica's age.

[MoonShot]

There's definitely a lot more happening in Poblado. There are more clubs, bars and restaurants. I probably have seen more gringos in the first hour walking around Poblado than in 5 days in Laureles. My last trip was spent entirely in Laureles and I do miss Poblado. A lot more of the service staff also speak English here in Poblado. The gringos are almost all Americans based on the accent that I'm hearing. I do see some attractive street walkers in Poblado as opposed to none in Laureles. There are also a lot of young gringos hang out here. I like the layout of some of the bars here in Poblado. I continued just to see Facebook girls so I can't tell you about the quality of the girls at the bars or walking the streets. I do see that one advantage is that they are here already so you don't have to pay a transport cost and you don't have to wait on them. That is definitely a benefit. Also you get to check them out in person.

I still have a few days here in Medellin but my trip is coming to a close. So far I have been having a good time and have not been drugged or robbed yet but there are still a few days left. I was even staying in an Abnb with no security for a few days. I would not recommend that for newbies.