Medellin Reports

[Gabacho]

Nope, there is no such visa. Your only solution is to go there less, or go fewer times but stay longer.

This is not true Zeos.

There are several different visas he could get that would grant him access to Colombia for up to 3 years at a time without having to pay the entry fee. Such as the digital nomad visa, the student visa if he enrolls in Spanish classes at an accredited school in Colombia, the pensioners visa if he receives social security or any Canadian equivalent of which is $1000 usd per month or more, etc.

Granted they are not called a "visitor's visa" and maybe that's why you said that one doesn't exist but any of these 3 visas I mentioned can essentially function as a visitors visa because they allow multiple entries per year and they allow you to be outside of Colombia up to 6 months per year, so if he was a frequent traveler going back and forth each month for example, it may save him some money to get o digital nomad visa, for example instead of paying the entry fee every single month that he comes down.

[LivingFossil]

Is there a consensus on which bank or ATM is the best way to get COP out?

I get all fees reimbursed but the exchange rate on some ATMs suck bad, its better maybe even to take USD and exchange it?

ATMs in Poblado have horrible rates, are there decent ones in the airport? I've seen tons of variation.

[LivingFossil]

You don't want your wife catching something from the Lleras chicks. I certainly hope she realizes that they are all working girls. If she's fine with it, and knows the risks great, your conscience won't take a hit if she did. Not sure about lesbian or bi tinder profiles which are not P4P, give it a go. Lastly, hit a lesbian bar with her if the P4P route and tinder etc is dry. Lots of girls in those bars are bi. Good luck! Please do share your experience!

I have done Lleras chicks, only with condom, in fact I never do BBFS with any girl not my wife, I don't get y'all who do with these highway mile girls. But to each his own.

Anyone in Lleras would know they are working, we will not be going there at night LOL.

Lesbian bar is not a bad idea, I don't know where to begin, but will look.

[Knowledge]

Maybe a visa would exempt you from the fee. The thing about visas is they become invalid if you stay out of the country six months or more at a time.

To pay the fee 3 to 4 times in a year is a bit too much. Has anyone found a better solution like having a multi year visitor visa?

[LoveItHere69]

I don't mind the vendors themselves. It's their dueling loudspeakers that used to make the plaza a living hell in the late afternoon.

Those vendors ruin the tour guides jobs because the tourists can not hear the tour guide over the vendor's speakers. Also, it ruins the businesses of the new restaurants and their outside eating. No fun eating a meal next to blaring noise.

Thieves use the vendors to hide behind and to hide the stolen item as they run past. Then if caught they have no stolen item on them. Then 20 minutes later they go find their vendor friend and get their stolen item. Even if the vendor is not their friend they will probably to do so as not to have problems with the groups of thief thugs.

[Zeos1]

To pay the fee 3 to 4 times in a year is a bit too much. Has anyone found a better solution like having a multi year visitor visa?

Nope, there is no such visa. Your only solution is to go there less, or go fewer times but stay longer.

[Knowledge]

I don't mind the vendors themselves. It's their dueling loudspeakers that used to make the plaza a living hell in the late afternoon.

I don't mind vendors especially the food ones since it's always interesting for tourists to sample local eats. It's the 'dangerous' folks (pickpocketers, robbers, etc) I hoped they kept away.

[Plan77]

To pay the fee 3 to 4 times in a year is a bit too much. Has anyone found a better solution like having a multi year visitor visa?

[Tudman]

I think her jugs, not breasts, may be naturales. Based on those stats alone, I'd retire from the hobby and earn a high paying job at Mcdonalds in the US and have her raise my nepo babies locally.

Back to SA, as far as scams go, are there specific and safe restaurants or places to take these women on the Meet / Greet date, and is it protocol to only send her way the Uber / Taxi itself if necessary, rather than me ever sending her money online to get the ride herself?

Also based on your experiences, what have been the minimum and maximum COP to offer the SA girls? If I wanted a few hours or overnight, or she happens to be extremely attractive etc. It's around 3-500 USD Minimum in the USA on SA unfortunately for a few hours or even less time. Thinking I'd always negotiate online beforehand rather than waiting until meeting in person to discuss payments. But I do like to at least mention upfront I'd give them X amount to reel them in and see what they're looking for.

Sweet chick! I'm not on SA, but good luck with her!

[Tudman]

I've been to MDE several times using SA, Tinder, FB, and always have an amazing time!

I got married not to long ago and my wife knows I like to travel and knows I have been to Colombia and has always wanted to go too.

Of course she doesn't know I monger. Shhh.

We have had threesomes in sex prison America before, very rarely, never pay for play. My wife is younger attractive and is open minded, that's only why I could get married with her.

She mentioned trying to get a threesome in MDE. I don't think she know is top sex tourism spot, I will be hiding her from all the obvious Lleras working girls as best a possible LOL.

I much rather go to MDE alone but since I am going there with my wife.

Does anyone have experience with threesomes that you bring the girl or would straight girls be down to just my wife fuck them?

You don't want your wife catching something from the Lleras chicks. I certainly hope she realizes that they are all working girls. If she's fine with it, and knows the risks great, your conscience won't take a hit if she did. Not sure about lesbian or bi tinder profiles which are not P4P, give it a go. Lastly, hit a lesbian bar with her if the P4P route and tinder etc is dry. Lots of girls in those bars are bi. Good luck! Please do share your experience!

[Tudman]

Went to la isla last night. Stuck around for 2 hours looking for my 10 but couldn't find anything. Not even a 9. There were a few 8's but none of them tickled my fancy. I know I know, beauty is subjective. Just unimpressed overall is the point I want to make. Now that the clubs in cartagena closed down, where are all the 9's and 10's going? They are not in la isla. They can't ALL have gone abroad. Did they go to Bogota? Someone lead me on the path to 10's please, money is not an issue.

In my opinion, They are on webcam, onlyfans etc. Seems there are enough guys to pay them without having to touch them is keeping them out of view (digital accepted). Why don't you pay a gopher to get you the inaccessible 10's? Befriend taxi drivers or some people in gyms. See what they say if they do any or are open to "matchmaking". Of course it is riskier as you are going to have to trust strangers who could easily rob you in the future. As I said, webcam and onlyfans is probably the main culprit why you don't see these hotties out and about. Maybe the gophers have access to some but either way good luck.

If you are still having no luck, Try meeting one of these webcam chicks outside of work since money is not an issue as you say. Use a VPN in Colombia to have full access, and have a go. Aside from the fraud (fake whatsapps, a monitor pretending to respond to WhatsApp messages whilst you think the model is responding) there are models who do meet up if they like you or want your money. There are no guarantees. Definitely, limit how much you tip as you do realize it's their job to suck you dry.

[Orgasmico]

Remember pico why cedula where they wouldn't let us into banks or even D1 depending on what day of the week it was and what number your passport or cedula ended in?

Luckily I had my passport book and passport card and one was even and one was odd so I would just switch off depending on what day it was if I needed to go to D1.

Of course I remember that BS. I hated that. My people back in Florida were talking about some restrictions and I used to tell them they had it easy and didn't know what a real lockdown was because we had it in Colombia. The whole thing was stupid because initially people with dogs could go out everyday but everyone else had to stay indoors. Also, they started letting people go out on certain days to exercise and that was a joke also. The pico thing didn't bother me because I live near 2 supermarkets and was able to stock up but in the beginning just not being able to go out was weird. I'm sure there were people that were still walking around and risking it, but I did read about some tourists that got deported during that time for not following the rules.

Of course in El Centro it was harder to enforce rules because there are so many homeless people and drug addicts. I think this was also the case in many of the barrios where the police don't go anyway.

We also had the Facemask thing longer than some other places and they were still doing it at the airport long after things had died down.

[Exoticspirit]

I've been very pleasantly surprised that the police have kept the roving cart vendors and their blaring speakers out of the plaza. They used to make the area so unpleasant.

I don't mind vendors especially the food ones since it's always interesting for tourists to sample local eats. It's the 'dangerous' folks (pickpocketers, robbers, etc) I hoped they kept away.

[Black Page]

One more pitfall in investing in another country. You can not predict when laws will change and you are stuck with your dick in your hand.

This is valid for ANY country, including your (and my, different one) country.

[Knowledge]

I got caught doing that by a policeman when he remembered I had been shopping at a Justo & Bueno (remember them?) the day before. I used to alternate my cedula with foreign IDs with even numbers. He let me in but told me not to come back for a week.

Remember pico why cedula where they wouldn't let us into banks or even D1 depending on what day of the week it was and what number your passport or cedula ended in?

Luckily I had my passport book and passport card and one was even and one was odd so I would just switch off depending on what day it was if I needed to go to D1.