Medellin Reports

[Nounce]

I have nothing to lose here by having her verify the amount I am to pay. If I misinterpreted then I can say here is 140 mil for the day and move on from the miscommunication. I am fully expecting this to go south just because I think negative and maybe it's simply too good to be true. But I never imagined she would say 140 mil for 24 hours. I did dick her down doggy pretty good in the bathroom. She was quivering almost to the floor LOL.

I have never been to a Colombia wedding. I am waiting for your wedding invitation soon.

This may work for her is she does not need to pay rent or food, and uses your place as base to see other mongers.

[Nounce]

If that's the exact text she sent you, she's a very bad speller of her own language!

It is common. The only spelling mistake I see is theas so it is not bad.

[Blakman]

I understand the translation perfectly. I speak Spanish, although not like a native. My problem is that what she wrote conflicts to some extent. She said he can give her 200 mil when she tells him (which, to me, can be on demand). And then she says every 20 days or each month. If I were him, I would be sure there is an agreement on how often the 200 mil is paid.

I have nothing to lose here by having her verify the amount I am to pay. If I misinterpreted then I can say here is 140 mil for the day and move on from the miscommunication. I am fully expecting this to go south just because I think negative and maybe it's simply too good to be true. But I never imagined she would say 140 mil for 24 hours. I did dick her down doggy pretty good in the bathroom. She was quivering almost to the floor LOL.

[Knowledge]

The Spanish of her message was far from perfect. LOL! But seriously, since there is no way to arbitrate any deviation from what may be agreed in writing or in spirit, it will be a game of chance. My advice is to treat it like a casino visit and quit as soon as you get ahead.

I understand the translation perfectly. I speak Spanish, although not like a native. My problem is that what she wrote conflicts to some extent. She said he can give her 200 mil when she tells him (which, to me, can be on demand). And then she says every 20 days or each month. If I were him, I would be sure there is an agreement on how often the 200 mil is paid.

[Blakman]

I am not going to focus on her texting theas for dias. I just text in Facebook fun that when push post command turned into gun. Let's get that out the way. I do not fuck any girl for winning a spelling bee LOL. She doesn't appear to be illiterate or dumb. She seems to be quite sharp. I won't put her in the PHD category. I will find out tomorrow or Monday if this will actually commence. And give you guys a play by play. I am certainly intrigued myself. She has shown a propensity to be very truthful. Very family oriented. Lots of pics kids and momma along with showing off her great body. I am a serious cheapy charly who has shown no signs of having cash. I want to pat myself on the back and praise my dick for getting me this deal. But I know you guys going to say bullshit lmao.

I understand the translation perfectly. I speak Spanish, although not like a native. My problem is that what she wrote conflicts to some extent. She said he can give her 200 mil when she tells him (which, to me, can be on demand). And then she says every 20 days or each month. If I were him, I would be sure there is an agreement on how often the 200 mil is paid.

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[ColombiaLover]

I understand the translation perfectly. I speak Spanish, although not like a native. My problem is that what she wrote conflicts to some extent. She said he can give her 200 mil when she tells him (which, to me, can be on demand). And then she says every 20 days or each month. If I were him, I would be sure there is an agreement on how often the 200 mil is paid.

It is clear. She said if you want and can give me 200,000 pesos when I tell you. This can be every 20 days or each month. Maybe you are having trouble with the ISG autocorrections.

[Surfer500]

I come from the old school two minds are better than one..

This "8" of yours almost sounds like a fictional Chica, some things are just out of whack, maybe just made up, or lost in translation.

Her text message, at least what you posted, seemed very peculiar in that some of the spellings and words used were odd based on my limited Spanish.

Perhaps the other fluent Spanish speaking members can help clarify, but in one sentence she used the word "cojer", which in Colombia means to take, whereas in other Latin Countries like Mexico means to fuck. A Colombian would not use this word for fucking, but would use it to say, I'm going to catch a taxi, using cojer for the word taking, so the sentence was odd at least the way it was written.

Also, if you think she is going to stay with you for 10,000 Pesos a day, it's not going to happen, and sounds more like a wet dream.

I think there was an error in the message, and should of been 2 Million Pesos for twenty days or 100,000 Pesos a day versus 200,000 Pesos for twenty days.

So the question is, is this whole thing for real, or fictional.

We had another poster here about four months ago that took a lot of guys on a hell of a ride here, then a lot of the other board members got fed up with him, and he departed. It was very entertaining to say the least.

Hopefully we can get some further clarification here.

[The Tall Man]

If you want and you can give me 200 thousand pesos. When I tell you.

That will be every 20 days.

Or every month.

She's baiting you, she wants you to agree, & if you do, you'll give her $200,000 pesos every time she asks. Trust me, shows no fool. Make her say $200,000 pesos every 20 days or no deal! Pollo negro is out!

Hell yes! I could not agree more, she is a working girl and playing stupid gringos, yes with a smile, it is in their DNA.

I have 2 that are hounding me just in the past few days, both of them tried to play me ONE time and wham I am done with them. There are dozens at the ready to replace them.

Like PN I treat my girls, the ones who respect me, very nicely and they treat me like a prince but just don't even try to play me like the paisa does with this guy, you do it once shame on you but if you do it twice shame on me.

Why some of you put up with this is beyond me, just IMHO.

This guy needs to move onto the next so enough with this cunning ***** already.

The Tall Man.

[Surfer500]

Lovense Lush and OhMiBod Esca are the 2 top ones. Both can be used with the webcam sites or can be controlled remotely through an app and a Bluetooth connection.

Yikes, too much information, one might assume you or others have a few of these set up in operation. Almost like a military operation, instead of flying drones and taking out targets, your stimulating Colombian women from a far, perhaps sipping on a beer and eating pretzels during the bombing runs!

[EatALotOpus]

Ok.

1) si est bien podemos hacer tros.

O tambiand puedo solo verte a ti cojer con otra chica eso me gustara mucho.

2) si t quieres why puedes me das 200 mil pesos. Cuando yo te diga.

Eso ser cada 20 theas.

O cada meses.

3) ahora dime t qu piensas?

Can I get an expert interpretation?

1 Yes it's ok we can be three or I can see you alone get another chick, that I like a lot.

2 if you want (why) can you give me 200 thousand pesos. When I tell you.

This will be every 20 days or every month.

3 now tell me what you think.

If that's the exact text she sent you, she's a very bad speller of her own language!

[LeyenLouvain]

She has top of the line iphone.

Cost in Colombia is 5. 6 million pesos!!

She does sound great but I'm finding it hard to see that she would be happy with 200 mil pesos for 20 days.

Also, "Eso ser cada 20 theas" - is "theas" for "dias" a mistake on her part or auto-correction? Unless she has zero schooling, it's difficult to see how a native speaker could make a spelling mistake that even a gringo wouldn't make!

[Blakman]

I come from the old school two minds are better than one.

It is clear. She said if you want and can give me 200,000 pesos when I tell you. This can be every 20 days or each month. Maybe you are having trouble with the ISG autocorrections.

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[Blakman]

I buy cheap wine or cheap vodka. We both finish the wine on one occasion and the other she drank one or 2 cups of liquor. Weed she decline twice, but took a few puffs twice. I have gotten by on cooking chorros at night time and pancakes in the morning. I have never ordered out. The shits been too good to be true. She has not acted like typical girl that tries to milk everything you got. We enjoy dancing to music, taking pics and videos. She comes alive to photos and videos. Shes funny as fuck. Submissive and dominating. We have long sessions of freaky porn like sex, then I let her text. We have more sex. She sleeps and in the morning more sex. I Make breakfast bring it up to her. That seems to impress her. Let her text some more and go back to sleep. Get another round in and she gets ready to go. I don't even pay taxi. Just straight 140 mil.

Her hands are soft as hell, finger nails and toe nails always done. So she may ask for money to get manicure and pedicure. She has top of the line iphone. I have been here a long time for first time so I see myself slowing down a bit. I am curious to entertain the offer. I want to see her behavior when I bring another chick over.

That sounds like a great deal, assuming she doesn't drink too much or expect you to buy too many drugs. The question is whether you want the same girl around 24/7 for 3 weeks. I've not met a chick yet in Medellin that I'd want to spend 3 weeks with. But that's me.

[Mr Enternational]

Be sure to clairfy how often she expects the 200 mil. The translation does not make it clear.

It is clear. She said if you want and can give me 200,000 pesos when I tell you. This can be every 20 days or each month. Maybe you are having trouble with the ISG autocorrections.

2) si t quieres why puedes me das 200 mil pesos. Cuando yo te diga. Eso ser cada 20 theas. O cada meses.

[Mr Enternational]

I can't believe what freaks these Colombian women are. I mentioned remote control vibrators, and they all want one.

So you have not noticed all the sex shops they have in Colombia? And we already know they have the most cam chicks of any other country.