Medellin Reports

[SeizeTheDay]

Wow thanks for taking time out to write such a long and detailed report.

But next time, you just stay on Suitland parkway. Once you go past 295 in Anacostia, Suitland pkwy turns into 395 and will take you right into VA and DCA. Rookie mistake! LOL.

ROFL. Thanks a lot. I was really surprised when I found out how much effort we could have avoided.

[Parkinsons]

My Time on Mars: A Memoir.

So we leave our house in S. E. DC. , down Suitland Parkway headed for Ronald Reagan National Airport. About 15 minutes later we realize the GPS took us half way across town just to travel a one minute distance. We miss a turn here; get confused there but eventually we are close to Reagan. I say "Your GPS is fucking retarded". Her snarky respond is "Well pull yours out. " This is fair play, just passive aggressive banter between two frustrated siblings. Finally we pass a bronze statue of Ronald Regan, my sister asks "he was a President right, was he good". The truth is I was born during the Clinton administration, and have not read much about the subject. I manage to say "Uh yes, but he was responsible for the war on drugs".
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Wow thanks for taking time out to write such a long and detailed report.

But next time, you just stay on Suitland parkway. Once you go past 295 in Anacostia, Suitland pkwy turns into 395 and will take you right into VA and DCA. Rookie mistake! LOL.

[SeizeTheDay]

My Time on Mars: A Memoir.

Chapter I.

The Entry.

It is May 12,2015 and I am trying to figure out how I can fit all these things into my checked bag. The bag I took to Colombia two years ago was not even half this size. How could I be bringing even more stuff this time? It is done I check, double check, a triple check my travel list. Everything I need is here, at some point I realize I forgot to put ChapStick on this list, but I can buy some in Medellin. My sister has agreed to give me a lift to the station. It is a beautiful spring day in Washington DC, a little warm though. She asks "Do you want a ride to the airport?" I am not sure, so I tell her to check the GPS. It says 40 minutes I believe, but I am not sure if I remember correctly. I tell my sister that I am kind of nervous, and she inquires about it. I tell her I am excited to be flying on a plane again after two year, and to be going to Medellin again after two years. But everything seems so surreal, like there is no way this is about to go down. It is on, and there is no stopping it now. It is done.

So we leave our house in S. E. DC. , down Suitland Parkway headed for Ronald Reagan National Airport. About 15 minutes later we realize the GPS took us half way across town just to travel a one minute distance. We miss a turn here; get confused there but eventually we are close to Reagan. I say "Your GPS is fucking retarded". Her snarky respond is "Well pull yours out. " This is fair play, just passive aggressive banter between two frustrated siblings. Finally we pass a bronze statue of Ronald Regan, my sister asks "he was a President right, was he good". The truth is I was born during the Clinton administration, and have not read much about the subject. I manage to say "Uh yes, but he was responsible for the war on drugs".

I get out and ask a Middle Eastern or Indian looking man if this is where I drop my bags off for JetBlue. He tells me to go inside and that there is not line. Check in with JetBlue is smooth; my flight to Fort Lauderdale has been delayed; which is good because I had a six hour layover anyway. That was unbelievable, how is it possible to go through TSA that fast. That was one thousand times faster than at Dulles. Ronald Regan is a great airport, although I do not have much experience to draw upon. I am waiting in the airport in Fort Lauderdale; it feels like I have been here all day.

I am surrounded by the Colombians that started trickling in about 3 hours ago, including one badass young petite yet thick enough chica that I spotted several hours ago. She was with a young Colombiano and a young girl of around one year. Then I heard it, three loud and obnoxious Americans in their late thirties. The roided up one said holding his phone "Dude look at her, yeah crazy tits and ass on all the girls where she is from, but in Medellin no". I hate Americans, loud and inconsiderate troglodytes. We were surrounded by Colombians leaving America with their passports in hand, waiting respectfully for the plane. And here are three Americans talking about Colombianas like they are at a slave auction, loud enough so that everyone could hear them. And the two smaller ones could do nothing but boast about how great their trip was going to be the whole plane ride. Fucking Americans. These women may fuck and get fucked like animals but they are human beings that deserve the same respect that they give us.

Upgrading to a front cabin Evenmorespace seat paid off because I was one of the first in line for immigration. I went through in a flash but had to wait quite a while for my bag. I had to put my bag through an extra x-ray. I had arranged an airport pickup, with Jimmy Giraldo. He did not show up, instead he sent someone else. They driver whizzed down the mountain like he was possessed, determined to save some damsel from a hungry dragon. I stopped at an ATM and also pickup three boxes of MK sildenafil, four 50 MG tablets each, $14,000 for all three boxes together. The guy could not find the apartment and started getting angry. Well I gave him the right address, so it is his job as a taxi to find it.

Chapter II.

The Setup.

We get to the apartment and no one is there. He calls the number on the wall and talks to someone in Spanish; we go around the corner to a small hotel. It is about 12:45 am local time. I give the guy the $70,000 he asked for with an extra $20,000, and I tell him to give me back $10,000. He then starts rambling on about how he took me here and there. This dirty fucking monkey. I wish I knew how to say give me back my fucking money before I beat your ass in Spanish, but I do not. I pay the full amount for the apartment to the woman and go to the room.

It is May 13,20015. I get about four hours of sleep, the next morning I am inquiring about the possibility of going to the apartment. It then occurs to me that the woman I gave the money to last night is one of the cleaning ladies. It hits me "oh fuck" I just gave $660,000 to a fucking cleaning lady, with no apartment. I am freaking out at this point, I gave my money away, I have no phone, and no internet. The two cleaning ladies keep talking to me in Spanish like I was born in Medellin. I do not understand a word they are saying. Later a young man that spoke some English, and that was staying in the room next to mine helped me get Wi-Fi. I use it to PM an ISG member; I franticly tell him my ordeal. By the time he wrote me back things were starting to look more legitimate, and I calmed down a little.

I had talked to the man from the apartment, he said it would be ready at 12:00 which later became 2:00 because "We had a problem with the bathroom in one of the apartments" he said. I had a chica coming to my apartment at 2:00 but I myself had yet to see my apartment. Through Facebook, I keep my girl posted. The wait is killing me; I cannot just sit here and wait for my apartment forever. I tell the cleaning lady that I am leaving and will be right back. I flag down a taxi, and head for a an ATM. I love my new Charles Schwab Debit card. After that I go with the same taxi to get some cheap food.

There was a chicken grill restaurant not too far from my apartment. I had chicken breast with beans and rice. The food was bland as is typical of Colombian cuisine but it was still good and met my need. Then I went and about a new sim card and put minutes on my Colombian cellphone. Back to the hotel I would head, the girl came soon after and we headed to the apartment. She expected me to walk there with this thirty pound duffle bag in my hand, fuck that I would rather pay $2 for a taxi. We get into the apartment and it is dirty and has not been cleaned at all. I thought the reason why I was waiting was because she was cleaning it, I guess that was a lie.

Chapter III.

Colombian Breast Milk.

So the Facebook chica is outside waiting in the cab, and I finally get the cleaning lady out of my apartment and go to the cab. The meter is showing over $18,000, I bring the girl up to my apartment. I tell her I need a shower and she can order food for herself. After my shower we are talking about different things, while waiting for her food. There is music playing in the background on my laptop. I give her the money for the food when it arrives, and she goes and gets it. We continue to talk while she is eating her food; I am surprised that I can have a conversation with this girl considering my Spanish is so bad. I do not consider my Spanish to be conversational.

After she finished her food we went into the bedroom and she started out with some head. It was good head with no condom. She gave good suction and was not quick to end the blowjob. Then I lay down on my back as the head continued. I went to suck on her titties; she said no and covered them with a smile. She said "Milk for baby" and I told her that I liked that. Even though I had never tasted breast milk, not since being a baby myself, I was eager to find out what it tasted like. So she took her hands away, and I started to suck and taste her milk. I have never tasted anything like this before; I have nothing to compare it to. It did not taste like milk. I immediately noticed that it was sweet, actually that is all I tasted was the milk's sweetness. It did not taste like sugar or honey; this was a unique sweetness unlike anything I have had previously.

We tried to start off in reverse cowgirl, but she had some difficulty adjusting to my size so we did cowgirl. We tried doggy after that but after one thrust she ran away, so we did missionary instead. This was a better position, and she eventually got used to my size and started to enjoy it. Between the 100 MG of Sildenafil and the condom I could not come. I got tired, and lie back down and let her continue sucking my dick. We talked a bit more, I paid her and she left. Later that night I meet up with a taxi I became friends with two years ago. I went to Exito to get food for my apartment but ended up mostly getting beverages.

It is May 14,2015. I invite over another chica from Facebook. I have some eggs and Doritos for breakfast. The chica is on time, she got there at about 10:00. I go take a shower, and she takes one after I do. We start with a bare back blowjob (BBBJ) that is really good lots of spit like I like it. Then after we get the condom on she gets on top, and I do not like it but we figure it out eventually. Then her cowgirl gets really good once we get a feel for each other. Then we transition to doggy, but I do not like the feeling of it so I go to missionary. She is really enjoying the missionary, and although she is a really small girl she does not seem to mind at all having 390 lb man on top of her.

I get tired after a while and ask if I can eat her out and she says yes. So I am eating her out and she seems to really be enjoying this, from my point of view she seems to have came. Then I lie down on my back, and get her to come and sit on my face. I continue to DATY and I think she came a second time. After more fucking and more sucking, we cuddle for a while. She gets dressed and I pay her, then she leaves.

Chapter IV.

Pizza and Pussy.

I arranged for another chica from Facebook to come over later that day around 7:00. She arrived on time and I got in the car with her. We went to a restaurant in Poblado, we sat in the back. It was a nice night, a little hot but no rain, actually it has not rained much since I have been here, which is the opposite of how it was last time. She ordered a glass of wine and I ordered a coke and we talked while the food was coming. And then we still talked while we were eating as well. I am starting to understand that as long as the person I am talking to speaks slowing and acknowledges the fact that I am not a native Spanish speaker; I can have a conversation with them.

The cost of dinner was $150,000; I believe the waiter had a taxi called for us. We headed back to my apartment and when in the bedroom I went to take a shower. But the water was off, I called the guy from the apartment and he said he would give me a call back but he never did. I tell the girl that I do not want to have sex if I do not take a shower, she smiles. We are lying in bed and she starts playing with my dick, and then starts sucking my dick. Alright we are in this now.

She is sucking my dick and doing a great job at it. Then she grabs one of my condoms from the television stand, I take the condom and tell her it is difficult to put on and put a drop of my lube in it. After I put a drop of lube in it she puts it on me. We start out with her on top in cowgirl, she is much heavier than the last two girls and it feels so good to have her bouncing up and down on my dick. We switch between cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, this is really good pussy.

We then transition to missionary and then things really start getting good. So she is sweating telling me how hot it is, and I am agreeing with her sweating heavily myself. And she is loving the dick, telling me how much she loves it and she wants it faster and harder and I oblige. We continue to fuck and sweat and do more fucking and more sweating. The condom comes off at some point and she starts sucking my dick again. Then I ask if I can suck her pussy and she agrees. She is enjoying it and I think she comes.

After eating her out for a while I come up and say to her "You don't want to have sex without a condom?" she says no and smiles. I can tell by her smile she wants to fuck me without a condom but will not say yes. So I start rubbing my dick on her clit, and she is moaning loving it, not a minute after she said no I stuck my dick in raw with no complaint from her. We then continued fucking and sweating some more. I started choking her at some point, she never asked me to or gave me any signals but somehow I knew I should, and she loved it. I even slapped her once, but not hard. Then I went and got some Gatorade out of the fridge and a bottle of water and we kept on fucking. I told her I could not come and she asked why and I told her I did not know. I told her that tomorrow I hope I will come in five minutes and she laughed. I paid her and she left.

It is May 15,2015. I invite the Facebook girl from last night back over to my apartment again. We arranged to meet at 12:00 but unfortunately Colombian time started to kick in. She messaged me on Facebook later saying that she thinks she will be at my apartment at 12:30. So far all the girls have been showing up on time, even a couple minutes early or so. And because of the incident with me getting into my apartment late I was the one that was late getting the first girl in. The chica shows up at 1:30, one and a half hours later that our originally scheduled time. We had sex in my apartment again, with no condom. The sex was great, but milder than the first time which I liked better anyway. I came this time though, the first time I came on this trip. I came in her pussy. This girl is really nice and friendly and gave me a great GFE. I never felt like I was treating her like a working girl, and her treating me like a dirty John. We had a great time in each other company and at the end money was involved.

Chapter V.

Las Amigas de Perico.

I call my trusted taxi driver and tell him to meet me at my apartment at 11:00 I think. Bad idea actually, nothing good happens at night. I should have stayed home and read the bible. I told him I wanted to go to El Centro, Avenida de Griffe. As we neared de Griffe you could see night clubs and many people out at night around the corner from de Griffe. He parked his car and we walked around and he gave me some space. It was Friday night so the place was packed and very loud in and out of the bars. It was all very interesting to see. There are many different women around there, different colors, shapes, sizes, and ages. I saw some old, old ass ladies. Some woman looked gay. I saw one masculine female, maybe she was there buying too. My driver and I went and sat in a bar and got two beers even though I do not drink.

I could not hear anything because it was so loud in there. One young Colombian guy was drunk as hell, crying and singing along with the music. I do not think he was aware that he was fist pumping. I sat backed and watched everything unfold, wondering what the fuck was I doing here. There were some ok looking women, but damn this is not my scene. After a while I leave, now I start to see several diamonds in the ruff, but there was plenty of ruff. Fuck! The diamonds are already talking to some Colombian guys. And five minutes later the girls are gone, oh well. I see another girl I follow I start talking to here in a bar, but it is so loud neither of us can really hear anything so she leaves. I stand outside surveying the scene and then walk around the corner.

I spot the same girl and start talking to her again, she asks for $70 k COP for one hour BBBJ. This girl is really hot and just my type but come on that is crazy. I think I negotiated to about 40 k or 50 k I do not remember which. She wanted to go to one of the hotels around there; in hindsight I think this may have been the first red flag. Room was $25 k. So we get in there and she starts sucking my dick while her body is blocking my view, so I cannot see that she is sucking it with a condom. I tell her to suck my dick without a condom and she nods telling me she is. What the fuck is this shit? Then she stops and pulling the condom off not letting me see it as if I am supposed to think she was sucking me raw.

I start fucking her and this chick is hot as hell, and just my type. I am starting to enjoy it even though she was unenthusiastic. Then someone knocks on the door, and she goes and answers it and I am upset because my dick was just in some pussy and now it is not. So apparently this is her friend and her friend wants to join for $40 k. I agree and give her $50 k because I do not have change and obviously I am never going to see that $10 k again. Ever! Let us now go over some more of my mistakes, I should have told the friend to go fuck herself and do not expect to get change back from a Colombian street hooker. The girl undresses and has a nice, big, presumably fake ass. She also had the Independiente Medellin logo as a trap stamp, it figures. Then the girls start doing coke in front of me and ask if I want some and I decline. So I start fucking the friend and she actually has some good pussy, better than the first girl.

Later we all get dress and I get out of there and I am pissed off about the whole situation. About not getting the BBBJ that I paid for and my change back, and the bad performance on their part, and that I did not want to fuck the friend. I tell my driver about it, and we talk about and I tell him "but what could I do, nothing". And he agreed that there is not much you could do. I replay what happened over in head and it stressed me out. However in the shower I come to the conclusion that considering this is only my second ever mongering trip I should use this as a learning experience. I decide to stay positive, I just fucked two hot girls and it barely cost me anything.

Chapter VI.

Familiar Territory.

It is Saturday May 16. I decide to head to the Centro casas. After last night I need a sure thing. I catch a cab and ride over from my apartment in Laureles. Once you get in Centro you start to see people selling things during the traffic red lights. I saw a young good looking guy sniffing glue, this is strange to me. But I would come to see more young people glue sniffing in parks and such. It is not just the older straggly guys. I can also tell you that mullets are cool in Medellin, so feel free to rock one when in town. The glue sniffer at the light had one, as did several other guys. I went to New Life first, my favorite casa from last trip. Things have changed a lot in two years. The the decor is very different, it looks more like a lounge now. There were fifteen girls and I was not impressed, but I decided to go with one of the girls that smiled at me. A tip I learned from a member of this board by reading the forum.

Her name was Sala, which means room so that is a little confusing. And I asked her her name again in the room and she did say Sala. She had light skin with black hair and was skinny, she looked ok but not my type. She spoke good English, I spoke good Spanish for what we were doing anyway. I asked for BBBJ and she said $50 K, I countered with $25 K and she said $30 K and I happily agreed to that. I would not have minded paying $50 K but that would not be good mongering etiquette. It was well worth the money because she sucked my dick like she wanted to, and this was not a quick blowjob either, I had to stop her so we could start fucking. She was good at sex and good on top too. I liked this girl. I put her up against the wall with a pillow under her and found my sweet spot in missionary and fucked her like that until I came while listening to her soft moans of enjoying my dick. New Life's beds are not half bad you know. I needed a few seconds after that nut, and then got off of her. I took a shower and she took one after me, we talked to each other while dressing her in English and me in Spanish. I think I paid around $35 k or something crazy low like that. You cannot beat New Life's low short time prices and they do not swindle you on time either.

I leave and I am worn out but I decide to walker around the corner to Aiffe anyway. The mamasan lets me in; she is a nice looking young woman. I sit down on the couch and the girls start coming out. I like the the decor in this place, it is a nice setting. There were six girls, one I did not like at all. The other five were in the 7-8 range, good looking girls of different colors and shapes. A couple of girls gave me the smile I was looking for but the last one poured it on so I took her. I paid for one hour for around $65 k if I remember correctly.

The girl's name was Valentina. She was a really good looking girl, an 8 in my opinion. She had amazing big titties and a nice ass too. She had brown skin. I asked for BBBJ but she said no. I was surprised at how good the BJ was, it was better than some uncovered BJs that I have had. This girl had great dick sucking skills, I could only imagine what it would be like uncovered. Aiffe's beds feel like they are made out of stone, as if the manufactures said "let's make the hardest mattress in the universe". The pillow was just as hard but was useful for leverage when I was fucking missionary and looking into her hazel-green eyes. At some point our session was interrupted and I said another 30 minutes but I know an hour could not have gone that quick. I talked to her a while after we had sex, and was surprised that I could have a conversation with someone in Spanish. I showered after her, the shower was not bad and there was a toilet with no seat. I had to pay for the extra 30 minutes so I think that unless I loss track of time I was cheated or they made a mistake.

Chapter VII.

Indecision.

I do not remember all the dates around this next time clearly because some of this report is being written a month later but I do not think it matters. I think I took Sunday May 17 2015 off. I think on Monday May 18 2015 I invited over the third Facebook again for the third time. We had BB sex again and we both came. I told her I wanted to come in her mouth and of course she did not say no. I tried my best but could not do it maybe next time, I ended up coming in her pussy and on her stomach and it got everywhere. After that we went out and hung out then came back to my apartment and fucked again. She came two more times and I came again in her pussy. I did not have enough money to pay her, I was short by a little bit and she said it was ok. But I rode in the taxi with her to the ATM to get the rest of her money because I needed money anyway. Did I mention that my Schwab card is the shit, greatest thing since sliced bread. I read that they reimburse you all the fees at the end of the month but this did not happen to me because I was never charged any fees in the first place. Most other banks charge all types of fees, ATM fees, and international fees. My other bank I think told me there was a $5 international fee on top of the ATM fee; I was not really listening to the guy because I have a Schwab carb and would not use anything else in a foreign country or any ATM anywhere.

I think it is May 19,2015. Once again I will state that I am a little fuzzy on the dates in which the following events take place, but I do remember the events themselves which is the important thing. I did know mongering during the day. I did order food online and they called my cell phone and I understood everything the girl said to me in Spanish. It feels so good to have my studying paying off, I was so excited. I have a long way to go with my Spanish though. I called my driver and had him come to my apartment at night and I went to Mayorista first. I saw no gems, but talked to a few girls and walked around. I lave and go check out the street girls off Calle 33 around San Diego, there was nothing I would touch there.

Then I went to Avenida De Griffe. I talked to some girls, and then was approached by a good looking girl maybe a 7. In hindsight I think this was a red flag. The girl was loud and impatient, but I did not notice these things until after. I agreed to take her, paid for the room and she was asking for a bottle of aguardiente which I agreed to buy I think, I know I bought it though. And she said something about coke which I just responded no to. I think I have made over a dozen rookie mistakes; I am just too inexperienced to hang with these street girls. We get in the room and the bullshit starts it starts she ask for $7 k for wipes all bullshit. She offers me a shot of aguardiente which I decline. She wipes my dick off, and I tell her to suck me BB liked we agreed to and she says I have to take a shower for that, total bullshit.

So I go shower and take my pants with me and place them on the floor so I can see them. The shower had hot water and I almost burnt my dick right off. She is trying to tell me something while I am in the shower, but I do not understand and tell her to wait. I get out of the shower and some plain chick is there. She tells me this is her friend. I know it is your friend because I was already hit with this scam before. I may be inexperienced but I do not fall for the same trick twice. I tell her no. She tries to convince me to buy her friend and I keep saying no, I am not having it. So her friend leaves.

We get to the BBBJ and she is right in front of me and pretends to suck my dick for literally two seconds and my dick never touches her mouth. She lay back after putting a condom on me with bra and panties still on a spreads her panties to one side so I can fuck her. And just as I am about to get it in someone else knocks on the door. Then she offers me the shot of aguardiente again, and again I say no. But she keeps trying to get me to drink it, again and again and again and again. I start to put my clothes on and leave. I am absolutely livid; I tell my driver that she was a puta. I read about all the diamonds in the ruff in this area and about how BB sex could be easily had here. I tried to find it but I think my street skills suck, I need more experience and maybe some guidance too because I am way off.

Chapter VIII.

Low Budget Extravagance.

I know for a fact that it is May 20,2015 because I wrote it down, so the rest of this report should be pretty accurate chronologically. Decided to check out fantasias 2 from the casa map. I memorized the casa map and also kept references in case I forgot anything. The way I view the map chicas puto com is at the back and new life is in the front. That might not make sense to some people. So I decided to start at the back and work my way to the front. I could not find the place but as I looked around I noticed that chicas puto com had to be around here from what I saw on google maps.

There are plenty of guys handing out cards around Centro for casas; some were across from Parque Bolivar. I get to the building and there are guys out front handing out cards and ushering me in while saying things to me I do not understand. I am greeted by the mamasan, this place is dirty and gritty, the girls wear everything from dresses to just bra and panties; I am in heaven. The lineup sucks but I do not care because I am so enamored with the ambiance or lack thereof. The hottest girl in my eyes is a 7 and I pick her Louisa. One hour $55 k. Short, stocky, giant real soft ass, brown skin.

The girl was sweet. I offered a propina for BBBJ but she declined. Good head though. Her dick riding skills were by far the greatest I have ever encountered, cowgirl was heaven and reverse cowgirl was even better. It was so good. Most girls I come across do not know how to ride a dick, so this was such a treat. She had good pussy in that position, and her ass was amazing to looking at. I ate her pussy and made her cum, my oral game is pretty high level at this point. I think I came too in missionary but I cannot remember. I took a shower, and the shower sucked. This place has roaches as well; there was one inside the shower rod. I did not actually see it but based on its antenna it was big. I gave Luisa a $5 k tip for suck a good performance.

I must of took ten minutes in there studying my map references and Luisa came back to check on me and I left. The mamasan followed me talking to me, I told her I did not understand but right after I understood that she was asking me when I was going to return. Once you memorize the casa map and get a reference point, Centro is fairly easy to navigate. I head to fantasias 2, weird small chairs, dimly lit with a blue light. There were three girls there that I was not impressed with, I told the mamasan this and she said it was ok. I would have fucked her though, she was cute. I started to walk to Paris Club when I realized I was walking in the opposite direction, it could have been worst; at least I was on the right street. El Centro smells horrible; [CodeWord140] and fried grease fill your nose while smog fills your throat.

I took Sofia at Paris Club; I was not impressed with the lineup though. I paid $10 k for BBBJ twice. She provided good head but nothing spectacular. The prices at Paris Club were about the same as other casas, I paid 38 k for half an hour. I am now getting the hang of walking around Centro to different casas, the walk is not as far as it looks on the map. I walked passed Coffee Shop to Saritas, and they had a horrible lineup, some were doable but I passed. Then I went to Coffee Shop, I saw a Colombian man that was just in Saritas behind me so I guess he did not like the lineup either. The lineup in coffee was bad as well, only about five girls like at Saritas. There was one good looking girl Salome, I choose her but could not get hard after the first two girls.

Next I went to New Life right around the corner. There were several guys in there just sitting or having a beer. There were only three girls in the lineup, two girls I was not interested in but I chose Julianna who I thought looked good. Julianna did not look very inviting but she looked good. She wore tight black leather pants that accentuated her giant ass. She had pale white skin and was pretty. I tipped her for BBBJ and it was great. She was good on top, doggy, and in missionary. She was a great performer, and I really enjoyed the session. I would say that I needed to fuck her, because I had never fucked a girl with that type of body before. I am sure her ass could not be real but it sure felt real. I had previously only fucked normal looking girls, but Julianna looked like a girl you would see in a rap video.

Chapter IX.

A Pig in Shit.

It is May 21,2015. I take a taxi into Centro, I find that it easier to get to the casas if you have the taxi take you to your reference point. I go back to chicas puto com, and that asshole outside keeps trying to escort me in there again. I am greeted by the same mamasan; she seems to be really nice. I choose a girl with brown skin and big ass, and pay for the hour. This room is better than the first one I was in. I had a good connection with this girl, she was really sweet. I paid $20 K for BBBJ, she gave a good BJ and would go as long as I wanted, it was not the best but there was tons of spit like I like it and she tried hard. It is the effort that counts most of the time.

I was not really enthusiastic about her pussy but I happened to slip a finger in her ass in passing. I asked her if she liked anal and she said sometimes, I asked how much and she said $80 k. I normally would have passed but my time in Medellin was running out and I knew I would spend the next one to two years regretting not paying. I accepted her terms of service. I spent some time eating her ass, and warming her up, one finger, two, three, and four. It got pretty messy but I am a pig anyway so I did not mind at all. Her ass was really tight so it took a while to get in there but once I did it smooth and warm. This girl was made to be fucked in the ass; she has a phat ass plus a great asshole. After the session I got her Facebook account. In the taxi ride home I think about how I want to go somewhere else for my next mongering trip, maybe another country.

It is May 22,2015. I headed back to chicas puto com to finish what I started yesterday. Chicas puto com was definitely my favorite casa on this trip. It is interesting to see everyone in Centro step right over the bums, cripples, and druggies that sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk sometimes. So I went and stepped right over them as well, I wish they would get the hell up and move. I mean honestly I am trying to walk to important sex sessions here, some people. I choose the same girl and she lets me know through her body language that she wants me to pick her again. I kept seeing the same girls every day at chicas puto com as opposed to a place like New Life which always has a different lineup. A tip for going to this casa is to use one of the rooms near where the mamasan sits. The room I was in today was the best. The session was great, the BBBJ was even better today than yesterday and I fucked her ass until it bleed. I was really sorry about making her ass bleed, and she said that it was ok but that it had never happened before.

I went to New Life next and they had a large lineup that I did not enjoy but I choose a girl just because. I think her name was Tatianna or something. I was not attracted to her and could not get hard so I left after having a few Postobons. I like that you can sit and drink for a while in new life, and the new seats make it comfortable.

Chapter X.

The Prodigal Son Returns.

It is May 23.2015. I close the door to my apartment behind me and with it I bring my time in Medellin to a close. I arranged for my driver to take me to the airport, it is around four in the morning. We pass Luna Lunera, and then La Isla on the way up the hill. We are having a conversation in Spanish on the way to the airport. At some point I tell him to slow down because it is not that important for me to get to the airport right away. I get out and we exchange goodbyes, and I forgot to pay him but he reminded me. I started talking to a guy that works at the airport and he told me where to find JetBlue's check-in station, but he said to first pay the exit tax. The man checked on the computer and with a smile told me there was not tax, and gave me a slip showing that I was cleared. I am assuming the fee was already included in JetBlue's ticket price, which was not the case with Copa.

I got to the station and I upgraded my seat for $100 k, and one lady asked me some questions in English. They told me to pick up my bag in Fort Lauderdale which I was confused about. I went right through security, they threw away one of my bottles of water, patted me down and that was it. Security in Fort Lauderdale was not fun at all though. I was cramped sitting next to a guy on the plane but luckily the plane was not full so I moved over. I think Copa has better seats that JetBlue in my opinion, online it says JetBlue has bigger seats but I am not convinced. There was ice dropping from the ceiling and the flight attendant said that that happens sometimes when there is high humidity. I can say that the even more space seats on JetBlue are well worth it.

The plane ticket was $441, but I upgraded my seats three times. The first two upgrades were about $40 and $20 I think. I gave myself about a $1,500 budget to spend in Medellin and spent that much. My apartment was another $300. You can definitely spend much less than I did in Medellin. Overall this trip was amazing and much needed, I felt amazing after returning to the States. It was a much different feeling than the first time though, this time I felt focused, whereas the first time I felt euphoric. My investment to learn a little Spanish paid of dramatically, I would not consider myself conversational yet. I can only imagine what it would be like to be intermediate or fluent. If anyone has any tips on learning Spanish it would be greatly appreciated. Also I noticed that I am awful when it comes to dealing with street girl so I need to work on that as well. After being back in the States for a month now there is no doubt that my next trip will be back to Medellin.

[CherchezFemme]

I found the Casa map, so disregard that question.

[Ricardo Torres]

For those of you who have reading comprehension problems I suggest you look at the index on the Colombia forum and you will find exactly what you are looking for. For those of you looking for where activity is taking place in Medellin, I suggest you do some reading of the Medellin thread. You will find the answers you are seeking.

[CherchezFemme]

I am finally making my way back to Medellin, I can't wait to be there! I'm arriving tonight and staying for a couple of weeks. If anyone wants to grab a beer or hang out, pm me.

I have a few questions: has activity returned to Mayorista or is the Sw scene still concentrated in El Centro?

I know there are a lot of hotels in El Centro. Is there a decent one to stay in as a regular guest, not as a hot sheets hotel? Any recommendation is appreciated.

Last time in Medellin I stayed in El Stadio which was nice but boring. Then I switched to mayorista and had a lot more fun and didn't find it scary.

Where is the latest casa map? I did a search but couldn't find it.

[GeechieBoy]

I am going to the flower festival this year. I have never been to Medellin before. Can someone give me contact info for people who rent quality apartments in Medellin?

I just got back from Medellin, I used AIRBNB -- I stayed at one of the Apartment Medellin condos in Poblado. Great place- great view- great price.

[DannyMack]

I am going to the flower festival this year. I have never been to Medellin before. Can someone give me contact info for people who rent quality apartments in Medellin?

[Gallant555]

Hi Onibmab,

I am looking for normal chiropractor not the happy ending one.

Thanks for your response.

[Onibmab]

A majority of the clientele in centro are not gringos, although I cannot be sure about statistics. Plus, I imagine that casa owners aren't exactly hooked to xe.com to examine historic trends in currency fluctuation.

Go on a weekday to a casa in centro. They might have very few customers the whole day. They should probably even lower the prices a little. Prices are probably as low as they can be because a chica takes only %50 or maybe less.

It also relates to supply and demand. It is easy to start a casa in centro, so the supply side is high. Lots of poor chicas in Medellin are looking for work in casas. What would happen if, say, New Life or some other casa raised their rates to 45 k short time, 80 k per hour? Other casas would be undercutting them and no one would go there anymore. There is an oversupply in that market.

If a casa raises their rates for a week and then gets burned by having an empty casa. All their chicas will leave and not come back and their reputation is ruined. Centro users are savvy bargain hunters because either a) they are Colombian and know centro; or b) use ISG and a casa map.

Casa owners know their business and are not going to risk that. And even if they did, their casa would go out of business and a new one would pop up to replace it. It just might not get onto the Casa Map as quick.

There would need to be monopolization of casas in centro or a huge upswing of gringo clients. I don't think either will happen.

For example, I myself was wary to go into centro before I got over that threshold. Most gringos probably are wary and don't come to MDE for that. But for classic places like Fase Dos. Most business travelers are probably extremely wary and, if they want a casa, go to somewhere more upscale.

Energy, for example, I have not been yet, but they have a website which mentions prices in USD and English (at a somewhat inaccurate rate and bad English). Which means, I assume, they get a lot of American clients. And they have no other casas nearby in nice areas. Their competition is maybe Abydos or Thai. Places that are already ripoffs. So they could, in theory, raise their prices. But that would also depend on their local clientele.

[Onibmab]

Some people are really clueless. He clearly stated what he wanted, which was a chiropractor. The quality of the posters these days on the Colombian forum.

Haha, I'm not sure if you are joking or being ironic, but you might have noticed that this was this guy's first post on the forum. Why come to an ISG thread to ask for a recommendation on a medical practitioner?

My response was a polite way of saying "this is not the place to ask your question" - particular if it is your post numero uno. Too many off-topic posts here that don't concern the main focus of the forum. Which is to get information on how to best get laid.

Chiropractors have nothing to do with sex unless he hurt his back during a sex act. In which case I suppose the two are then related.

Or, perhaps, he wanted the very interesting combo of happy ending + chiropractor. I think there is an episode of something like that in 2 and a half men.

Generally, ISG is not very well organized. E. g. , Medellin should have one thread for casa and casa reports, one thread for streetwalker reports, one thread for strip club reports etc. , one for hotels (already exists), one for travel announcements (exists) and one for miscellaneous, - so that a user can easily share and collect information.

[James Dandy]

And you better be careful paying those prices because when the rate swings back the other way do you think they are going to lower the prices? No. You will just be fucked in a way that you did not intend to be.

Good point. Another way to look at it is that for 400 K pesos one can have sex with 11 chicas in Medellin and still have money for 8 or 10 beers leftover! One of the choices is bound to get close to the special services the mansion chica is providing, and if they find out they can make half that 400 K, I'd wager the number of special services willing chicas would jump over 50%.

The reason most men monger is for variety, not to have a hooker as a girlfriend, so playing the odds above also provides 11 x more variety as a bonus while finding the next gem.

No doubt Medellin will eventually get ruined as a monger destination just like Costa Rica and other places, but as long as people are still paying triple for everything to stay hidden in places like the mansion, we probably still have a long way to go.

Good luck to all, play 'them like you see 'them!

[Member #4398]

Britisher,

A very interesting perspective and read was for me your report. Thanks for sharing. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. I always see beauty when I go to those casas you visited. I find it hard to believe that you checked the line ups of new life, zandale, balcones de Cuba and the high end spa all in one day and the girl's quality suck everywhere you went. No beauty in sight. Probably Medellin is not for you. You probably don't like Medellin women in general or you must be the most picky monger in ISG. From reading your post and no offense to you I'm glad I'm not that picky. I think I can fuck a broom if you put a wig and a hole and will find that broom pretty LOL. Keep trying to find what you looking for and keep on posting. Cerebro.

Good day Gentlemen.

Posting for the first time on Medellin thread.

About Me. Mongering worldwide since the early 90's and live full time in South America. However, this is my first visit to Medellin and my first report ever here. If this matters, I have posted before on Cali and Barranquilla threads.

Today, I did a survey of 5 famed casas of Medellin. Here are my views:

Casa 1 - Newlife. Location - Calle 56 , No. 43-39 - Blue colored gate.

Arrived around 12 noon on Monday afternoon - 22 June. Sat on the sofa. About 10-12 girls were presented. I tried very hard to like at least one of them. But did not like even one of them. I saw the presentations at least three times. And each time, I did not feel attraction to any of the girls. None of them were above 6/10. One or two did have sexy bodies but the expression on their faces was unwelcoming that I shuddered to think, with how much disdain they will treat me, once inside the room.

However, the presenter, a old man was friendly. He never pressurized me to buy a drink or take a chica or hassled me. Full marks to him for that. While I was there, I saw a group of mongers (possibly from here) and take chicas immediately, as they were presented. Apparently, not everyone has same idea of beauty or attraction (Beauty does indeed lie in the eyes of the beholder)...

[SBeach25]

And you better be careful paying those prices because when the rate swings back the other way do you think they are going to lower the prices? No. You will just be fucked in a way that you did not intend to be.

I've been an active poster on Tijuana threads and this has always been a topic. What started out as $40 went to $60 to $80 as a norm as of today. I started going to Tijuana back about 6 yrs on a frequent basis and it was 40/50 now, easy $80. Yes, there are still some $60's like Adilitas but HK the standard is $80. Once guys agree and start paying this much the girls in demand will feel that they deserve the higher amount. Yes, totally apples and oranges based on many factors but, in time, MDE will be a haven for new mongers and it will keep growing. And the new will pay the increase fees as they do not know how to get around and don't have the time to invest. Just a matter of time. The one big factor keeping this in check right now for those new waves of mongers is the logistics. But who knows how long that will be. There are already new Airlines creating new routes to MDE as of now. If MDE was a border town, prices would keep going up and soon the Demand will out weigh the supply. I'm just glad it hasn't happened yet. Another good example is Costa Rica. Look how that has changed in the past decade.

[Dickhead]

In my opinion, when mongering in any country that does not use the dollar, do not use the dollar, mention the dollar, talk about the dollar, or think about the dollar when dealing with hookers. Have an idea of the salaries and prices being paid in the local currency and base your transactions on that.