Medellin Reports

[Knowledge]

There is some voluptuousness in the Philippines.

Maybe you have not been to Thailand. I guess it is an anomaly in the Asia group. Big boobs and ass is not rare there and there is also no shortage of fat chicks. A chick that I used to fuck went from this to this.

[Mr Enternational]

I've been to a lot of countries in Asia, and I must say, his words are not without merit. Big boobs and ass are much rarer there. There are also a lot less obese women in Asia. So take the good with the bad, I suppose.

Maybe you have not been to Thailand. I guess it is an anomaly in the Asia group. Big boobs and ass is not rare there and there is also no shortage of fat chicks. A chick that I used to fuck went from this to this.

[Kazeu]

I've been to a lot of countries in Asia, and I must say, his words are not without merit. Big boobs and ass are much rarer there. There are also a lot less obese women in Asia. So take the good with the bad, I suppose.

Talking like a guy that has never been to Asia before especially Thailand aka "The Land Of Smiles" that's like saying all Eastern European woman don't have ass and all are skinny with small breasts. LOL!

[Mr Enternational]

In the US that cashier is making about $60/ day, maybe $80. Now find a local prepago that compares to a 150-200 k girl in Medellin. She's charging $200/ hour minimum, while the Colombiana is not watching the clock. That $200 gets you service which rarely compares to the $50 - $67 service here.

You just made his point; which was stop trying to compare things in one place to things back home. If Medellin happened to be more expensive than back home, would you go there with the attitude that things didn't cost this much and are higher quality back home, so Medellin is a ripoff? No. Because back home has shit to do with Medellin.

[Iguana Six]

The Hotel M girls aren't "raising prices" because they have been scouring the pages of the Wall Street Journal and the Economist and have surmised that the core inflation in US Dollar assets would indicate that cost of services should increase as well so that they may generate a reasonable level of net income compared with prior years in business.

No, the prices are higher because they have finally caught on to the fact that the gringos are suckers.

Some gringos are suckers, plus the fact that there are a lot more of them.

Also, when you consider that the Mansion is a sort of "petting zoo" for newbie, or at least "new to Colombia" monger demographic, they are less aware, and less picky about price point.

But less remember this when the dollar falls to 1700 COP, and the newbie mongers discover the latest new foreign playground. The Mansion will still be full, but it will be populated by guests who are more jaded, less thirsty, and more aware of alternative options. This will not be a happy time for the English students, some of whom will stick to their 200 COP line, but be disappointed when they don't get pulled and they have to pay for their cab home.

[Iguana Six]

This is 2018, snap a picture of the cedula with your smartphone and go have some fun. When the girl sees that it will discourage her getting into mischief.

Until they steal your cell phone. *.

My friend invited a chica over. The first visit went well. The second visit, when she realized he was alone in his 2 bedroom apartment because his roommate was out of town, she drugged his drink. When he regained consciousness, he was being slapped around by two of the chicas confederates. When he pretended to be too confused to remember the combination to his safe, they injected him with something. They got his phone, passport, cash, and other valuables and were putting them in bedsheets to carry downstairs to their car. But first, they were going to put him in the car. They tied him up, put a sheet over his head, and took him downstairs. He had been acting as if he was completely out of it, until he got to street level, then ran. At first, with the sheet over his head, he bumped off a light post, but since he was just a block away from the police substation at Parque Poblado, the thieves panicked and ran off before they got his valuables to the car. Did they intend to "express kidnap" him and let him go after they took him from ATM to ATM to empty out his credit and bank cards, and THEN let him go? Or did they intend to do something more sinister?

It has been said that of 5 mongers robbed, only 1 reports it on these kinds of boards.

*Yes, I know you could tell the chica that you stored it "in the cloud. ".

[Knowledge]

I've seen many nationalities overpay.

Ohh, OK, and no non-yankee gringo has ever overpaid! Overpaying does not have borders pal!!

El Mechanico.

[Muzungufotsy]

Ohh, OK, and no non-yankee gringo has ever overpaid! Overpaying does not have borders pal!!

El Mechanico.

I agree but in Colombia and most South America it s definitely Yankees who fuck everything up. Another example is Cuba. And so on.

[JjBee62]

This is where you yankee gringos always fukk things up, you always think in greenbacks instead of thinking in the currency of the country and average wage you are visiting. Chicas working in a store or panaderia make 30 k for a 12 hour day, 5 days brings them 150 k, so 150 k for a 1 hour pop verses 60 hours on the go-go in a panaderia, but then they might find a stupid dumb gringo with more money than brains that will pay 300 k, wow won the lottery.

As of Jan 1 the Colombian minimum monthly income is 869,463 cop. This includes minimum wage of 781,242 and transportation subsidy of 88,211. That breaks down to daily pay of just over 40 k, assuming a 5 day work week, except many work 6 days, at about 33 k daily.

Which has very little to do with the price of pussy. The girl working in Exito has a pension plan and very cheap health insurance. She's also probably making a little more than the minimum. Getting pregnant, or catching a venereal disease isn't a risk at her job, neither is getting beat up, raped or robbed. She also has an opportunity, however slim to move up the ladder and increase her income. Her experience gained can help her move up and provides some job security and marketability.

That girl who wants 150 - 200 k can't add "fucked fat, old gringo who doesn't know how to bathe" to her resume. There's no pension, no health care. There's no guarantee she'll work tomorrow or next week. Long before she's eligible for any retirement, she'll be forced to find another way to earn.

This is where tourists, regardless of nationality, always fuck things up. You think that there's no difference between a girl in a bakery and a prepago. Go to your local grocery. In the US that cashier is making about $60/ day, maybe $80. Now find a local prepago that compares to a 150-200 k girl in Medellin. She's charging $200/ hour minimum, while the Colombiana is not watching the clock. That $200 gets you service which rarely compares to the $50 - $67 service here.

If $50-$67 is too much for a clean, sweet, affectionate, 1.5 - 4 hour session with a girl who is likely one of the hottest you've ever been with, stick with the 30 k streetwalkers or the 50 k casas. Quit crying because you think you deserve filet mignon at a McDonald's price.

[El Mechanico]

This is where you yankee gringos always fukk things up, you always think in greenbacks instead of thinking in the currency of the country and average wage you are visiting. Chicas working in a store or panaderia make 30 k for a 12 hour day, 5 days brings them 150 k, so 150 k for a 1 hour pop verses 60 hours on the go-go in a panaderia, but then they might find a stupid dumb gringo with more money than brains that will pay 300 k, wow won the lottery.

Ohh, OK, and no non-yankee gringo has ever overpaid! Overpaying does not have borders pal!!

El Mechanico.

[Bart1]

Are the girls not entitled to a raise in the price for their services due to inflation? My first (and only) trip to the Mansion was about 5 years ago and the going rate was 100-150 K and the exchange rate was 1900-1,fast forward to today and they are asking 150-200 K and the exchange rate is 2900+-1,you guys need a math lesson and stop being such cheap fukks, it's actually costing you LESS to bed these girls today. 200 K is 68 lousy bucks, if you can't afford that go to el centro and get street girls or stay the hell away from the Mansion until you can afford it, I mean why go to a place that you know damned well, or should know, that the girls are asking 150-200 k and then ***** about it, that makes zero sense to me. Also, look in a mirror and hold up a 50 and 20 dollar bill and ask yourself "would I fuck and suck that for 70 bucks"? Math lesson #1 the difference between 150 k and 200 k is 17 lousy dollars, get a life for crying out loud.

This is where you yankee gringos always fukk things up, you always think in greenbacks instead of thinking in the currency of the country and average wage you are visiting. Chicas working in a store or panaderia make 30 k for a 12 hour day, 5 days brings them 150 k, so 150 k for a 1 hour pop verses 60 hours on the go-go in a panaderia, but then they might find a stupid dumb gringo with more money than brains that will pay 300 k, wow won the lottery.

[Pana Nyc]

Talking like a guy that has never been to Asia before especially Thailand aka "The Land Of Smiles" that's like saying all Eastern European woman don't have ass and all are skinny with small breasts. LOL!

Whereelse should we go? I don't like Asian girls at all; skinny, small breasts and no ass and 50% being Ladyboys.

[Tasss]

IMHO, one if not the most beautiful girl I've ever been with. I'm talking about looks, not attitude. She certainly has a confident swag about her. Awesome body, perfect breast implants, tight little booty, etc. , etc. , etc. My prototype spinner body & looks.

I did not session with Luna but she's very good looking face and body. I'd rate her an 8 in the face. On the other hand, she's not one of the top 5 hottest girls in the Mansion while I was there IMO. I think people like her for her performance in bed.

[Knowledge]

Trendy Peruvian style in Provenza: La Causa.

All around excellent international cuisine in a stylish Provenza setting: Oci. Mde.

More casual Peruvian style with a youngish vibe in Provenza & Laureles: Mistura.

Bon apetit.

Another visit last night, busy, most girls are voluptuous types with silicon, not my thing. Doing better with freelancers in other parts of the Parque Lleras and Tinder is good also (my Spanish is good). 150-200 K going rate on average. Haven't been to Fase 2 yet, on my list. Jesus Mio club looked like could be a lot of fun on the weekends, heard might be some freelancers there as well.

For meat lovers El Correro is excellent, and for Ceviche is peruvian Piqueo: both in Poblado / Provenza.

[Sean EZ]

When I was there back in April they were 100% thin model types with a few exceptions. I prefer big butt big fat ole fake tits myself.

I'll pop in on a weekend again it's only 15 K cover. You should have been there last night then).