Medellin Reports

[AmorPorFavor]

Another overlooked tourist destination which is more for Colombians that can be done in one day is partaking in a "DIA de sol", meaning a day of sun in and around Santa Fe De Antoquioa and San Geronimo.

There are a lot of hotels with nice swimming pools and you pay an entrance fee of anywhere from about 60,000 to 80,000 COP per person to use the facilities including lunch. And some of the facilities also have wet and dry Saunas as well.

No more than about 4 hours travel time roundtrip or less by bus from the Caribe Station.

Actually a shorter trip than to Guatape, and what's nice it can be very hot there, and is a perfect day trip with a Chica.

They love hanging by a pool in a slinky bikini and sipping on beers.

Santa Fe de Antioquia looks cool. Can or have you used Uber to get there and back? You can likely get Uber to go there but I'm concerned about getting one back. I won't be taking the bus. Google says its only 1 hour each way?

[Evx69]

I'm trying to figure out if I should go to Medellin this week. The weather says it's raining in the evening this whole week, but I thought it always rains in Medellin. Google said the weather was like this last week as well. I know you can't predict it, but for anyone that has been in Medellin for a while now, do you think this weather would stop people from going on? I'm just concerned the nightlight wouldn't be that good in this weather.

[AmorPorFavor]

Seeking username: Mia.

Name: Ivana.

Age: 24.

Height: 5'3.

So I guess all her SA pics were completely fake? Not even her? Lots of deceptive pics on her profile. Always a red flag. No pic of face with body and a few heavily filtered face shots. Now her profile says she's in Playa del Carmen. Girls have very high pricing there and its an expensive place compared to MDE. Did your apartment have security? That would help you to be able to call them, after you made friends with them of course. Its always a good idea to bring some small amount of cash down with you to meet them, like 100 m. When she got out of the car and you did not like what you saw you can give her the 100 and say no gracias and beat it. I've done it and its a lot better situation than letting them into your apartment.

[Surfer500]

Probably spend too much time there and at all hours but I fit in even at my age. Never had a problem but don't like the taxis there so I walk down to I believe San Juan Blvd or another major street to get one. Nice mix of people enjoying Mother Nature and some beers and.

Parque Periodista is also known as "Stoners Park" that nobody has seemed to mention yet.

You literally won't see anyone sitting in the park without at least one of the following, a joint in one hand, a beer in one hand, some white powder being sniffed, and / or other stuff as well.

It can be a fun place kind with a "beatnik" atmosphere at times.

And if you play the guitar and are good you will get a lot of attention and might find a stoned hippe chick to bang there.

[Surfer500]

To echo JustTK (second the motion), I'd agree that Guatape (both the town and the nearby rock formation, El Peon) is the only tourist destination within a one day, round-trip that qualifies as"not-to-be missed" even if one's on a brief vacation in Medellin..

Another overlooked tourist destination which is more for Colombians that can be done in one day is partaking in a "DIA de sol", meaning a day of sun in and around Santa Fe De Antoquioa and San Geronimo.

There are a lot of hotels with nice swimming pools and you pay an entrance fee of anywhere from about 60,000 to 80,000 COP per person to use the facilities including lunch. And some of the facilities also have wet and dry Saunas as well.

No more than about 4 hours travel time roundtrip or less by bus from the Caribe Station.

Actually a shorter trip than to Guatape, and what's nice it can be very hot there, and is a perfect day trip with a Chica.

They love hanging by a pool in a slinky bikini and sipping on beers.

[JjBee62]

Seeking username: Mia.

Name: Ivana.

Age: 24.

Height: 5'3.

Link: https://members.seeking.com/member/8...8-4dee38e8936f.

All right guys, I want to share this review with you guys just in case you are considering meeting this girl.

Intro:

My thoughts.

1. Find your price range. Whether you're comfortable with 40 k, 400 k, or 1 million, stick to your range. It's okay to splurge on occasion, but you need to verify in advance that what you get is what you expect.

2. Meeting in a public place for a minimal amount is a good idea. If a girl resists meeting in this way it's likely she knows she won't live up to your expectations.

3. Have an escape route. When you saw the girl and realized it was a mistake, a good escape plan could have minimized the unpleasantness. Show up wearing a mask and tell her you have Covid and can't see anyone, pay her a reasonable amount and send her away. Diarrhea makes a good excuse as well. Or pull a Colombiana move. Tell her your brother was in an accident and you are waiting for news.

4. Bottom line: Never take someone to your room if you don't want to do anything with them in your room.

[Turgid]

..... I told her she looked very different from the pictures. She laughed and said this is the first time someone tells her that. She said it's ok, I just have to pay her and she will leave.......

I can't help feeling you were scammed. Suggestions? Video call prior.

[Surfer500]

Servicio al cliente*.

Your losing your Spanish skills, major language blunder. LOL.

This is good information, I think I might qualify for the "senior discount" METRO card.

With that being said, I'll see if I can get it.

If so, I think I'll save about 200 Pesos each time I use the METRO.

So I could kind of look at this as though after I've ridden the METRO about twenty times, I'll be able to partake in a Centro SW courtesy of the METRO.

It' almost like many years ago getting a card punched at a Pizza place where you get a free pizza after you've bought so many.

[Turgid]

....After a few bad experiences I have become very cynical about any Internet photos (including ones on normal dating sites). I assume that they are, shall we say, aspirational until proven otherwise.

My rule of thumb is to imagine her 7 years older and without makeup.

[Knowledge]

The Poblado Metro station and the area on la 10 near Dominos are notorious hotspots for the most abusive taxi ripoffs. There have been several newspaper and television press reports about it. It's gotten to be almost as bad as the US $100 beer and umbrella scams on the beach in Cartagena. It's too bad the buses are so uncomfortable because they are a convenient and low cost option. Uber and didi work but you have to wait. The key is to insist on the meter being turned on.

I've never eaten anywhere in Medellin at a high end place where more than 10% has been asked for or already included in the bill. Unfortunately more of this is going to occur as more and more foreigners show up and people figure out how to squeeze them.

A perfect example of this happened to me two weeks ago. I met one of my Chicas at the Poblado Metro Station and we got in a yellow cab to go to a Hotel near Tesoro. I showed the driver the route on my phone and asked him to turn on the meter and he refused. He said the fare would be 20,000 COP so I told him that was insane and that I wasn't that dumb and got out of the Taxi and slammed the fucking door.

We got in another cab and the fare ended up being only 10,000 COP.

Moral of the story like you point out is don't put up with this shit.

However because things are so cheap here, a lot of times it's just chump change for many, and as much as this stuff pisses people off like you and I, can you blame them for trying to squeeze foreigners no different than other parts of the World.

[Blitz33]

Met a new fb girl, what is she fb girl #6? .

DownLow123 I've got to ask, how did you find these girls on FB? I've been in Bogota the last few months, coming to MDE next week; and I've mainly been using Tinder, with good success, but FB seems to be an even better acquisition source, and I'd love to know what FB groups or so did you use to find these women.

[DownLow123]

Met a new fb girl, what is she fb girl #6? One of the hottest I've seen. We actually was working out at the same gym and didn't realize it until we saw each other on the date. The date was supposed to be for 11 am but of course like all paisa's she was running late. Didn't show up until 12:30 ish. I was supposed to meet another fellow monger for 1:30 pm so told her to hurry por favor. When she finally did show up she was stunning. Fake long eyelashes, long blonde hair, tiny nose, WOW. Not the hottest I've met but definitely in the top 3. So did my usual chill routine before the date. She has no kids, goes to school, just moved out on her own. She couldn't get off of the subject of me being a single father. She asked me every question inside and out about it. Like it's unheard of to her. After about 20 minutes of her chatting me up about parenting my kids alone, I finally take her to the bedroom.

Some kisses, than off came the clothes. BBBJ not bad, no deep throat so she lost points there but she was gentle and played with the boys so a 6/10 for her BBBJ skills. BBFS with milk outside the pussy. She closed her eyes suggesting to me she was imaging someone else fucking her. Ok no problem. Took her a good 5 minutes but she eventually got into it. Missionary and she started holding me down and speaking dirty in my ear. 10 minutes of missionary and I flipped her around for doggy. Almost busted so back to missionary to finish the deed. Somehow pulled out in time seeing how hot she was, and gave her the old milk grafitti on the outside of her chocha.

After the deed was done she took a shower and we chatted about (you guessed it) me raising my kids alone. She finally ordered herself an indriver after about 10 minutes of chatting with me. She's a very popular girl, her phone was going off the whole time she was with me, but she was respectful enough not to answer it. When she was in the shower I peeked at her phone (without touching it) as all her notifications were other guys trying to get at her. She had at least 12 or so unanswered messages just in our 45 min date. She's a really sweet girl, I can see why. I will definitely be seeing her again.

Met up with another fellow monger in el poblado. This guy been here for a few months. Cool cat. The first monger I met and wrote about flew back to the states today. So it's nice to meet another one. We hung out for about an hour or so, gained a lot of info from him and told him about my "meet the paisa's parents story. He was intrigued. After grabbing lunch with I headed back to my Airbnb.

Girl # 3 heads over and arrives around 9 ish. She's the sleepover one without asking. She has this little tube top on only covering her titties and this short dress with a thong underneath. I bought us some food via rappi which actually worked for us this time. She got to my spot around 9 pm. We ate together, but couldn't finish so she asked for us to acurrucarse (snuggle) while watching a movie. This girl holds you tight while snuggling, I like that so I told her lets go. 5 minutes into the movie I start to fall asleep. She caresses my face to wake up to watch the movie with her. Ok fine. Than she starts to fall asleep so I do the same to her, she laughs and pulled me away from the tv and put my arms around her. A few hours later I woke up to turn off tv. Of course, she wakes up, god forbid I fkin move. In the middle of the night I get the urge and try to get her in the mood, but she wasn't having it, kept putting my arm around her every time I moved it. We slept from 11 pm – 9 pm. It was nice. She woke me up by massaging my package. She took off her thong, the only thing she wears to bed with me. I thought finally, its go time. I notice I'm already ready to go with her just touching the fcking thing, so that messes up my blowjob. She lays on her side and I position myself behind her. Were both on hour sides and she does that thing with her leg to add extra pumping power and depth (if you know what I mean). I don't last but 7-8 minutes. FUCK! She's so tight. I tried to pull out but she was into it and kept it inside by holding my legs and backing up into me. Told her "Leche *****". She didn't give a damn. Managed to get a third out. (Again, pray for me).

We cuddled a bit more before going to take a shower. During the shower I told her to push it out. She did the best she can but doesn't like the sound it makes. Aw well ***** push! I thought. She's a sweet girl. She's a bit of the jealous type as she asks me every day ¿qué estás haciendo? I tell her what I'm doing and it's always "con una chica"? I either ignore or lie, or amplify as one time I said, "si, con todas las chicas conmigo debería abrir un centro commercial" Don't think it translate well into Spanish but she got the idea and laughed.

[TexasPistol]

Second, I'm going to start meeting girls for the first time at a public place. I stopped doing this after I met multiple girls at my place with zero issues but this is a good reminder that this stuff happens.

I never meet anyone from seeking without a video chat first. There is no good reason to object to a three minute, normal, non-sexual video chat. I don't know much Spanish however I will be certain to include a question like "Como te llamas?" and get the correct response to prove it's not some sort of fake video clip. After a few bad experiences I have become very cynical about any Internet photos (including ones on normal dating sites). I assume that they are, shall we say, aspirational until proven otherwise.

[Gabacho]

You don't have to be a citizen to get that. You have to go to the cliente al servicio offices (San Antonio or Acevedo) and take your passport book (I've used my passport card also) and you get the personalized card which they give you one for free they don't charge you like with the eventual card. And the personalized card will give you the discounted price on the metro (senior citizen price too if you qualify). It also gives you the option to use the metro on credit and will allow you to go negative on your card un to the value of one metro ride which is then deducted from the amount you reload it with the next time you reload it.

Servicio al cliente*.

[ChuchoLoco]

I was feeling nostalgic last night, so I went for mini-pub crawl t find some bars with alternative music. Went to All Bar in front of Univ de Antioquia, then I went to Yag'e Bar in Castilla, then I went to several bars in Pqe Periodista. Was a fun night. Lots of bohemian people hanging and being cool. No hassle from anyone. Envigado also has several alt music spots, esec near Buena Mesa. Some decent beers too.

Overall, the alternative music scene is pretty vibrant across toen, and the people that frequent those places seem down to earth types. Was fun.

Probably spend too much time there and at all hours but I fit in even at my age. Never had a problem but don't like the taxis there so I walk down to I believe San Juan Blvd or another major street to get one. Nice mix of people enjoying Mother Nature and some beers and.