Medellin Reports

[BootyBandit84]

Hey everyone, I'm on day two of my first trip to Medellin. I'm staying in Laureles in the San Peter building which I really like and the staff has been great. Because of the rain I haven't done much exploring outside of this area and have been meeting FB and tinder girls, and have been paying between 150-200 mil. I'm really interested in checking out the ground game and plan on checking out centro (in the day time) and checking out lleras area nightlife this weekend. I definitely don't want to inflate prices, so what should be the max I keep my offers to?

[Surfer500]

Okay, here's the blow by blow report from Energy.

First thing in the door madam sprays your hands with hand sanitizer and sprays some in the direction of your feet, then takes your temperature. Probably had my temperature checked 15 times yesterday. I'm glad they're not using rectal thermometers.

Energy is somewhat of a tradition for me. I have to do it once a trip. The waiting areas have every other seat blocked off and there was 1 guy waiting for a lineup. That gave me a chance to get a preview of the girls. Pretty much all 7's in the lineup. The best looking one rushed in and out too quick. Otherwise I'd have taken her.

I ended up choosing probably the oldest in the lineup, I'm guessing 32-36. She was a short flaca, all natural and had a bit of spunk in her attitude. Got to the room, she put on some music, 80's rock, and I grabbed a quick shower.

Laid down and she started a massage. Not too bad of a job and went overboard on my feet, oiling them up and rubbing them on her tits. She did some believable fake moaning, before I pulled her up for some DATY.

She was clean, no odor, pH was good (when it makes your tongue tingle her pH balance is off indicating something isn't right in cooterville). Ended up hearing a lot of "asi, asi, ooo asi" before the squirting began. Fortunately, I have experience with squirters, so she just soaked my chin and chest. Took a few minutes and then worked her back up to another squirt..

After reading your long awaited report, and it's a doozy I might add, I started laughing because a friend of mine has an obsession for squirters, and sent this photo of one that he has over to his place a few days ago. He apparently does all kinds of weird stuff with her, like having her squirt into a glass.

As far as getting pissed on, well I've actually only experienced once, and I didn't enjoy it much, but sounds like your expert in this arena so I will leave it at that.

Glad to hear your off to great start of your vacation, albeit a wet one.

[Blakman]

Just had a succesful girlfriendly hour with a mileroticos young lady. Visit was 120 mil 24 mil taxi. I will bargain her down for sure LOL. What was interesting the security checked her temperature and had her sign papers. I thanked him based on yesterday fiasco. I got kisses, deep throat, fucked her doggy in front of the mirror, sensuous touches, cum shot on the titties. Great outing as is 97% of my interactions. Cheers and continue on with the overdramitization.

[Knowledge]

I must say Slapshot this is some of the best advice I've seen you give.

Surfer, I was actually being serious, in the sense that the Centro girls don't overvalue themselves, and you know exactly what to expect. Dirty Pure, if we will.

Blaktothebasicsman, when you find these girls, Tinder or otherwise, do you move the conversation to WhatsApp? If so, are you using your US number or a local? I changed my US number to a Business Account, then added a normal WhatsApp account for my local number. I've noticed a huge difference when talking to businesses and girls, as far as pricing. I can't say it's a sure thing or that I'm right or wrong, but I feel like it's made a difference. I also think instead of always focusing on price and time, maybe you can test these chicas by setting other expectations / rules, before approaching the payment. You want BBBJ, no hard drugs, photos, no taking shit or taking shits, etc. If she's a pain in the ass, then move on. I generally (back in the Summer of 2020) would say I don't like rules and being rushed. Then, would move into specifics if she wasn't already saying no or throwing out prices in USD. I think you need to hit Centro on Fri / Sat to build up some equity so another bad experience doesn't knock you down to 51%. If you don't mind, the next time you set up a long-term agreement, I'd like to come over and have some of that popcorn you leave out on the table!

[RacShack]

Okay, here's the blow by blow report from Energy.

First thing in the door madam sprays your hands with hand sanitizer and sprays some in the direction of your feet, then takes your temperature. Probably had my temperature checked 15 times yesterday. I'm glad they're not using rectal thermometers.

Energy is somewhat of a tradition for me. I have to do it once a trip. The waiting areas have every other seat blocked off and there was 1 guy waiting for a lineup. That gave me a chance to get a preview of the girls. Pretty much all 7's in the lineup. The best looking one rushed in and out too quick. Otherwise I'd have taken her.

I ended up choosing probably the oldest in the lineup, I'm guessing 32-36. She was a short flaca, all natural and had a bit of spunk in her attitude. Got to the room, she put on some music, 80's rock, and I grabbed a quick shower.

Laid down and she started a massage. Not too bad of a job and went overboard on my feet, oiling them up and rubbing them on her tits. She did some believable fake moaning, before I pulled her up for some DATY.

She was clean, no odor, pH was good (when it makes your tongue tingle her pH balance is off indicating something isn't right in cooterville). Ended up hearing a lot of "asi, asi, ooo asi" before the squirting began. Fortunately, I have experience with squirters, so she just soaked my chin and chest. Took a few minutes and then worked her back up to another squirt..

The 2 showers you took were their hot water in both? May sound silly but a cold shower will mess my day up! LOL glad your going with the flow and having fun, I'm trying for next week, want to get their soon before they put the testing requirements back in place; speaking of of any body know the answer to the MIG APP, the part where the ask for test results, has that been updated and no longer asked and if not what's everyone doing what they get to that part?

[Surfer500]

Done.

How I roll in Medellin is slowly. My average work week runs right around 70 hours. When I'm off, I feel no pressure to meet any quotas. Most days I'm happy with 1 girl and I prefer longer sessions in my apartment. An occasional quickie is good, but I've got to be in the mood.

Today I'm meeting up with a fellow ISG contributor for lunch and then I might make my annual pilgrimage to El Centro. If you see a tall man who isn't The Tall Man, it's probably me. Just ask me if I used to surf Ocean Beach.

Afterwards I'm trying to get in touch with a girl for a haircut and sex this evening. She's 19 no kids and really wants to get in a position where she can beg for money.

I was in El Centro between 10 AM and 1 PM today and most probably missed you. And if you used to actually surf Ocean Beach your okay in my book.

[Surfer500]

Added a new account at Navy Federal Credit Union last year, because my fifth third account was ringing me for about 7% on Colombian ATM withdrawals.

It's good and bad.

The good, I've made 2 withdrawals from different banks and I'm only getting a 1.3% charge off the current rate.

The bad, with fifth third my max withdrawal from Davivienda was 2 million pesos. With Navy Federal my max is 400 k. My max at BBVA is 300 k. Never used them before, so no comparison.

I'll try Bancolombia and Scotiabank Colpatria to find out my max and the rate.

Scotia bank is the way to go, they typically have better rates then Bancolombia and I think you can withdraw up to 900 K three times for a maximum for 2,700,000 a day.

[Surfer500]

Looks like you've got a comfortable apartment. What barrio are you staying in? Have you stayed in this apartment before?

I've stayed in this apartment before and it is in the Patio Bonito Barrio.

[SlapShot10]

You make this statement as though pure and cost effective girls don't exist, or can't be found in Centro, but they exist, but not everybody is going to have the patience and skills to find them.

Surfer, I was actually being serious, in the sense that the Centro girls don't overvalue themselves, and you know exactly what to expect. Dirty Pure, if we will.

Absolutely what happened. Now there a chica en route give a report afterwards. If you don't hear from me I am locked up. No compromise today. LOL but serious. LOL

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Blaktothebasicsman, when you find these girls, Tinder or otherwise, do you move the conversation to WhatsApp? If so, are you using your US number or a local? I changed my US number to a Business Account, then added a normal WhatsApp account for my local number. I've noticed a huge difference when talking to businesses and girls, as far as pricing. I can't say it's a sure thing or that I'm right or wrong, but I feel like it's made a difference. I also think instead of always focusing on price and time, maybe you can test these chicas by setting other expectations / rules, before approaching the payment. You want BBBJ, no hard drugs, photos, no taking shit or taking shits, etc. If she's a pain in the ass, then move on. I generally (back in the Summer of 2020) would say I don't like rules and being rushed. Then, would move into specifics if she wasn't already saying no or throwing out prices in USD. I think you need to hit Centro on Fri / Sat to build up some equity so another bad experience doesn't knock you down to 51%. If you don't mind, the next time you set up a long-term agreement, I'd like to come over and have some of that popcorn you leave out on the table!

[Blakman]

Absolutely what happened. Now there a chica en route give a report afterwards. If you don't hear from me I am locked up. No compromise today. LOL but serious. LOL

Shit happens. If you knew it was going to happen and let her in that's one thing. But they do this kind of thing occasionally if you let your guard down. The police didn't likely know her, right? And when they show up and see a Paisa with a tourist they know the girl is guilty but that they can enrich themselves often in these situations. So why not, I guess. It sucks. I've been there, a girl demanding money for nothing or less than what I expected because I didn't have it in writing. That's the game and it could have been worse so keep moving and enjoy the rest of your time.

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[LeyenLouvain]

In the apartment the have 4 blunts and tussi spread out on my kitchen table. I tell them not mines not mines. They press on getting to a solution. She request the full money though I paid half already and she did nothing for 2nd half. Or else go down to station. Officer says pay the money and we will deal with her. I reluctantly pay the money.

Thanks for sharing. To some extent it is reassuring as it matches what others have sent about the police. That they may see drugs as an opportunity for a bribe, but they are less corrupt than in other countries in Latin / Central America. In the above case it seems that they got nothing.

[Bookie77]

Pay 300 mil per hour, pay taxi fee, Baby sitter fee, pay for lunch to figure out if she's a problem or not. Stack your apartment with top shelf liquor, order in, tip her, kiss her goodbye, call her make sure she gets home safe. If you follow these advices then you will never need her pic cause you will not face any issues my 99% cheapy charlie have faced. You will be immuned. Today I have a house visit from mileroticos girl. 120 plus taxi. Have not met her before. Its another risky decision. Lets see if I can avoid the policia..

80 US $ per hour? I would never pay a paisa 80 US $ for an hour.

[Chicafan]

I dearly paid for this decision. Everybody will love and be warned about this story. Slapshot is going to have a big laugh and Spider rider is going to say told you so. After I let her in she says she's going to sleep and head to work. I said no sex no pay. She said okay. 2 pm comes she ask for money I say no. She ask to go outside smoke weed. Then she talks to security about police. I tell security I will settle this. I get change to give her money to go. Policia arrives. They allow her to hide the previous money I gave. They find tussi and weed in her purse. I am like she is the bad person, I am the victim. She says that I forced her to buy drugs. But it seems like they are coaching her what to say. They ask to come to a solution. I decide to give her the balance. She says no. They want to get in my apartment. I see where its heading but I am hoping honesty prevail. In the apartment the have 4 blunts and tussi spread out on my kitchen table. I tell them not mines not mines. They press on getting to a solution. She request the full money though I paid half already and she did nothing for 2nd half. Or else go down to station. Officer says pay the money and we will deal with her. I reluctantly pay the money. They then try to let her leave while drugs on my table. I say no no no no. Take the drugs they not mines. She then trys to translate to me to pay the officers. I stay far from her. I open up the door and direct them to leave cause problem has been resolved with my payment. They pick up the weed and tussi and ask if I want to do anything to keep the drugs. I say I don't do drugs. Lets leave. When they walk down the stairs. They tell me Colombia has very bad girls be very careful. They left out bad cops as well. So that's the whole story and nothing but the truth LOL.

Shit happens. If you knew it was going to happen and let her in that's one thing. But they do this kind of thing occasionally if you let your guard down. The police didn't likely know her, right? And when they show up and see a Paisa with a tourist they know the girl is guilty but that they can enrich themselves often in these situations. So why not, I guess. It sucks. I've been there, a girl demanding money for nothing or less than what I expected because I didn't have it in writing. That's the game and it could have been worse so keep moving and enjoy the rest of your time.

[Blakman]

My friends wonder how the hell you fly to these places. Well dammit, a penny saved leads to a dollar and so on LOL. In March I take my cheapy charley ass to kenyan. $600. Thats minus 3 gusto girls. Giving the opportunity to see a plethora of black barbie dolls with natural bodies. Yes I love what I do saving. Dollar before pussy. My daughters before pussy. Some guys do anything to get pussy, other guys wait to see what the pussy value before giving.

No one is immune from problems and you were due for one. I think you actually enjoy what you do and it is interesting to see you push the limit.

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[Lugnut]

Looks like you've got a comfortable apartment. What barrio are you staying in? Have you stayed in this apartment before?

On Tuesday afternoon I decided for the first time to drag one of my favorite El Centro girls to my apartment. I have been with her before, spending all nighters with her in El Centro, but never in my apartment, and was reluctant to do so but pulled the trigger with a full lockdown of my valuables upon arriving. She's not a beauty queen by any stretch of the imagination, but does have a nice little body, which matters way more to me than a pretty face.