Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

Good thing you were there to hear first hand more of the story than what I told and to see him waste his time looking up something that he already knew was not in their list of acceptable IDs. I guess 360 pages of 570 IDs from 175 countries is not considered thick enough for you. Damn, if the ID book had only been 361 pages to meet your specifications of being thick. It is a relief that you are here to get MY story right.

Someone has to get your stories right because they're so often full of inaccuracies, inconsistencies and straight up bullshit. Have you ever considered posting honestly, just as a change of pace?

Don't you find it amazing the club you once went to had the 2021 version of the ID Checking Guide? Personally, if according to you, the guy on the door at a club had memorized every ID included in the book I'm impressed. That's dedication.

Of course none of that matters. What matters is that, as I already stated and you confirmed, your 2 year Thai license wasn't in the book. And my question still remains. Why would you, as a US citizen, go out anywhere in the US carrying only a license from Thailand as your only form of ID? To get back into the US you had to have a passport. I assume, if you had a Thai driver's license you also have a driver's license issued in the US. It's not as if a driver's license issued by a US state is too bulky to carry around.

If someone posted they were walking around in Colombia only carrying US dollars and trying to pay for everything with US dollars, you would be all over them. But when you post that you did something equally foolish, nobody is supposed to point it out?

[SplareMe]

I am arriving in Medellin this weekend. Sat. Jan. 22-23. Thanks to the excellent information gleaned from this forum, I have some Facebook, Prepagos, SA chicas allegedly ready to go. I am ready to have some fun! Would love any suggestions on any bar / restaurants that have American football and chica opportunities?

Would like to buy fellow travelers a beer / tequila and share stories.

BTW following forum advice, I got a CS ATM card. It was easy to sign up and open a checking account that comes with the Debit card. One lesson I just learned is after you open the account you have to make any sized deposit into the account *before* they will send you the card. It didn't say that anywhere in the sign-up process. I found out when it didn't show up in a week after I opened the account and a called in to find out why.

[Osteoknot]

Love the pics. Where is that place where you have the Bud in your hand?

Looks like a good and safe place to hang out.

Mayorca Mega Mall is right, it's huge. Easy to get, just get off at the Intagui metro station, four stops after Poblado heading away from San Antonia (El Centro) and the walkover takes you directly into the mall. I got my follow up dental work there in a 12 story office building attached to the mall, you have to take the programmed elevators next to the near food court (nearest to the metro station) and the entire floor is dentists' offices. Finding the mall was easy, finding the dentist office was not because the place is so huge. See recent previous post for the names of the dentists, I first went to one of their smaller satelite offices in El Centro.

[ChuchoLoco]

Some background on the Veracruz Church. It's over three hundred years old, I believe closer to 340 years old, and prostitutes have been working around it since it was built. Just imagine being there 300 years ago, I have no clue as to what the currency was like back then, it would be interesting to know. And I wonder about condoms back then. I believe they used pig intestines back then, maybe not. As we all know, prostitution is the oldest business on the planet, and imagine that there were guys there banging hoes three hundred years ago.

Most definitely hallow ground!

Great info. That's a long time and some things haven't changed and why should they? Most likely built by enslaved blacks or Indigenous workers. Still standing and in great shape says a lot about how things were done then. Lots of history in old buildings. When I get back soon, I'll look into the history of it and that area. Thanks for the info Surfer500, I have a minor in Latin American History so I really eat this up.

[Wolf662]

Some background on the Veracruz Church. It's over three hundred years old, I believe closer to 340 years old, and prostitutes have been working around it since it was built. Just imagine being there 300 years ago, I have no clue as to what the currency was like back then, it would be interesting to know. And I wonder about condoms back then. I believe they used pig intestines back then, maybe not. As we all know, prostitution is the oldest business on the planet, and imagine that there were guys there banging hoes three hundred years ago.

Most definitely hallow ground!

The original church started construction in 1682 and was rebuilt starting in 1791.

[DogLife]

Thanks for the free advice, I probably could use it. You just as well could tell me to stop doing drogas, and that ain't going to happen on this reincarnation.

Random gratuitous recent fotos. The empty room was a new (for me) Love Motel across the street from the back corner of the Vera Cruz church. Good. WiFi strong in that room. I asked the chica what was the name of the hotel and she didn't know, jeje. I think it's the SE corner, fuck of that intersection, I dunno. I'll report back.

Love the pics. Where is that place where you have the Bud in your hand?

Looks like a good and safe place to hang out.

[SunFloater]

Last day in Medellin, other than the regular walking around and appreciating the Lleras scenery. Apparently should have planned for more time just to explore the scene outside of Lleras. Ended up in Om Spa and took the bait for 4 hand sensorial for 250 k. I'll admit the girls were pretty damn good at this, they went under, around, just all over and pressing son all the right spots, coulda done this for another hour honestly. If you can speak Spanish it will be a huge benefit as with all things here it seems. My Spanish sucks ass so they asked for 150 k more to each get nude. Hard to say no with balls in one of their hands and shaft in the other. I'd put them both at 8/10 in looks, early 20's, great ssses, but once the clothes came off, damn didn't expect the fitness, firmness and all natural. I gave in but only if I could nut twice. They both looked at each other like I was crazy. Needless to say the first was quick but the second took all their effort. Started clock watching which is a huge turnoff but in the end they worked it until completion. I'd say not so worth it since they didn't take their thongs off. Got numbers and later they offered 200 k for nude and BJ at hotel but only after spa hours, and different girls offered (not as hot but not ugly). Kathe & Johanna were my girls.

Can't for the life of me find a good massage from a total smokeshow. Any help always appreciated.

[Surfer500]

One of the priests from Vera Cruz tells it like this, "We have two kinds of hombre sinners here. Those who ask for forgiveness for what they are about to do, and those who ask for for forgiveness for what they just did." Jajajajjajaja, I love it..

Some background on the Veracruz Church. It's over three hundred years old, I believe closer to 340 years old, and prostitutes have been working around it since it was built. Just imagine being there 300 years ago, I have no clue as to what the currency was like back then, it would be interesting to know. And I wonder about condoms back then. I believe they used pig intestines back then, maybe not. As we all know, prostitution is the oldest business on the planet, and imagine that there were guys there banging hoes three hundred years ago.

Most definitely hallow ground!

[Mojo Bandit]

You've got to be kidding me. Sharing is caring.

You obviously have not been reading this forum. It was only a couple of weeks ago that someone shared a profile online and the next thing you know the girl went from charging 200 k to charging 500 k. Law of supply and demand. The demand went through the roof. I suspect that half of the assholes writing to her were / are lurkers that sit on the internet in their moms basement jacking-off to her FB photos. They are never going to even step foot in Colombia but they can get on FB harrass these chicas with their BS and lies about how they are coming there, then the chica starts thinking all guys are liars, now guys are reporting that she no longer responds to messages.

Caring is not positng a chica profile and causing her price to go through the roof and then her be so flooded with messages from lurkers that she stop responding.

[Osteoknot]

You know you are in Medellin when you are old enough to be your girlfriend's (cough) father, and with all seriousness she asks on her birthday if you are going to leave her for a younger woman. Nope.

Happy Birthday Catgirl.

She came over with her current girlfriend to spend the night. She ditches GF's faster then Kellog's makes new Pop-Tarts and this was the first time I got to sex with Cricket. They look so much alike they could pass for sisters so it really doesn't matter which one is which for the purposes of this post. They are both just a little shy of 4 foot 11. Even their pussies look alike, and that's what they are doing in the mirror.

[ChuchoLoco]

One of the priests from Vera Cruz tells it like this, "We have two kinds of hombre sinners here. Those who ask for forgiveness for what they are about to do, and those who ask for for forgiveness for what they just did." Jajajajjajaja, I love it.

Random gratuitous fotos less than one hour old from Ground Zero, right next to Vera Cruz. As sweet as you will ever legally find. Wau, just wau. She deleted all the fotos I took except for these two. She would not even allow her clothes to show in case it could identify her. I always give chicas the right to delete fotos, builds trust. She asked for forty mil, I tossed a cinquenta note on the bed. All day long, again and again, no problema. Ostee Out.

Hahaha, good one. I guess we all will need to go there for both.

Two line of forgiveness fellas, not what you are thinking. Go ask for another forgive me.

Do we need to pay for forgiveness too?

[Mechanic88]

I really hope Colombia is serious about enforcing Covid laws. I can't to see those unvaccinated Americans telling Colombian government that their rights has been violated LOL. I have no sympathy for those unvaccinated Americans that have to use Colombian ventilators, I hope Colombia government come down hard on them.

I ended up getting my COVID shot yesterday so I can get into Colombia first weekend in February.

[Beobeo]

I really hope Colombia is serious about enforcing Covid laws. I can't to see those unvaccinated Americans telling Colombian government that their rights has been violated LOL. I have no sympathy for those unvaccinated Americans that have to use Colombian ventilators, I hope Colombia government come down hard on them.

I don't think many of them will get vaccinated to get into Colombia. They'll use a fake card. Even after someone gets caught, they'll continue to use fake cards.

[StripperMan]

A buddy forwarded this to me, and 2,600,000 cop a month for 950 sq feet in a nice area seems low to me. I'll be the first to admit I have not priced out Medellin in several years, and never seriously.

Keep in mind this figure includes furniture, but no utilities.

[Mr Enternational]

As for your fake license, you weren't refused entry because the license was fake. Even if that's what you were told. You were refused entry because the ID you provided was not in their list of acceptable IDs. They expect someone from Thailand to provide either a Thai passport or a resident Thai license. Can you imagine how thick the book would have to be to account for every type of ID available in every country.

Good thing you were there to hear first hand more of the story than what I told and to see him waste his time looking up something that he already knew was not in their list of acceptable IDs. I guess 360 pages of 570 IDs from 175 countries is not considered thick enough for you. Damn, if the ID book had only been 361 pages to meet your specifications of being thick. It is a relief that you are here to get MY story right.