Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

This requires some background information. Earlier this year I had 2 potential girlfriends. There aren't many similarities between them, both bring different things to the table.

In July I decided to devote myself to one of them, the one who I'm now breaking with. That meant I shut everyone else out. I stopped talking to all other girls, including the one I had on deck. I wouldn't even open their messages. I wasn't certain I wanted a girlfriend and decided to see if I was ready to commit. I maintained the silence until yesterday, when I decided the girlfriend no longer holds her former position.

I finally responded to #2's backlog of messages telling her I'm doing well. She's apparently happy to be back in contact.

At some point, at least 7 months ago, somehow the word "cueva" (cave) was mentioned. I made a joke about exploring her "cueva humeda" (wet cave) and she thought it was hilarious.

A few hours ago she asked if I remembered "la cueva humeda" and when I told her I did, sent a video from her shower. She followed up with pictures of her new house and invited me to stay there whenever I'm able to come.

The best thing about this girl, she almost never asks for money, just advice. Plus, sex with her is just crazy.

The moral of the story is, if you can make a woman laugh, you're going to make an impression.

[MaddTraveler]

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[Knowledge]

I have friends who have asked me several times for airbnb recommendations between Lleras and Provenza. They complain about night time / early morning noise at the hotels they use (Haven and another I can't remember right now). I haven't been able to help them because I don't use hotels (at least not the overnight variety. How is the night time noise at this place? Panka and oci have given in to ongoing customer complaints about excessive music volume but Relato not so much. This location seems like a winner but I don't want to pass it along without confirmation from someone who has spent the night in it. Thanks in advance.

I'm not posting the name of the building. If you're interested send a PM.

Spent 10 nights in a conveniently located Airbnb in Provenza, only 2 blocks down to OCi: Mde and many of the popular restaurants in Medellin. Secure on-site parking and 24 hour security was available.

The building is family friendly and the introductory messages stated no drugs or prostitution. They also mentioned guests are allowed, not to exceed the room capacity at any time and a limit of 4 guests per stay without additional charges. Cedula is required. The only visitor was my girlfriend and there were no problems. From what I saw, with a bit of discretion bringing in girls is no problem. However, if you're going through 2 a day, you should go elsewhere.

The apartment was 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom, full size kitchen, living room and separate office area. There is a balcony which stretches the length of the apartment. Both bedrooms and the living room have access to the balcony. Some units have air conditioning, mine didn't. There were fans in each bedroom and the temperature was always comfortable for me.

The kitchen was well equipped with stove top, oven, microwave, dishwasher and a large refrigerator. The laundry room had a nice washer that's supposed to dry as well. It washes well, but jeans are some other items will need to hang to finish drying. There were plenty of towels and clean sheets. I believe the price was about $140 per night, all fees included.

[JjBee62]

Wait a couple of months and it will change.

The weather during my stay has been almost perfect. It's rained a few times, but just short, mild storms. I've not had to alter plans to work around the weather and didn't even break out my jacket at night. Walking around I've broken a sweat, but with the low humidity It's not been uncomfortable.

That's the way it is in Medellin. Either It's raining every day (but still comfortable temperatures) or the weather is ideal.

[JjBee62]

Exactly. He thinks he has some kind of authority here to determine which post are garbage and which are not. He thinks he speaks on behalf of majority here, but can't even imagine how many PMs I get from other members telling me what low life douche he is.

I had to come back to this, and not only because you're claiming to know what I think. You'll see the link to "integrity" further down.

Not long ago you gave a reason for not posting pictures. That reason was because you didn't want a bunch of PMs from guys asking for contact info. Yet, you're apparently receiving PMs from an unimaginable number of users all claiming I'm a "low life douche. ".

Either you're emptying your inbox at least once per day, or you have an extremely limited imagination. Of course there's the possibility you're grossly exaggerating the number of PMs, but that would mean you have no integrity.

So which is it? Do you devote hours per day reading gossip about me (from people who have never met me)? Do you need to take your shoes off to count past 10? Or are you someone who can't be trusted to share accurate information?

I'm absolutely certain 1 person (who has met me) has sent multiple PMs telling you how awful of a person I am. The entire history between us was detailed not long ago in the Stupid Shit thread. I also consider it possible 1 other person who has met me may have sent a negative PM about me. That's his issue and I won't speak ill of him for his opinion.

That's a definite 1, and maybe 2. Where are all the rest coming from? I've met quite a few members in Medellin, but certainly not an unimaginable number, unless you have the imagination of a dandelion. And if they've never met me, well would you accept an opinion about the food at a steakhouse from a vegetarian who has never been there?

On this, I'm going to put my money on "zero integrity. " After all, you claimed, on the Bogota thread, my posts are all bickering bullshit and immediately got schooled by someone I don't even know. You claimed I'm a Centro rat, when I've never "earned my whiskers", or claimed to. Many times you've made declarations about different groups of mongers and been refuted. Add to that, to the best of my recollection, you've never provided any useful information.

Here's a thought. Instead of wasting time making up shit about what I think, or what others think about me, why not share useful information. What areas do you prefer to stay in? What restaurants do you find enjoyable? How do you go about finding those 9's and 10's? What transportation problems do you encounter? What's the best way to get around? What potential dangers have you seen? What's the weather like? What Spanish phrases are helpful? What does "se incluye servicio" mean?

There are thousands of things more useful to all the people here than your opinions about me. Unless you really believe I'm more important than anything else. In which case, while I do love dogs, I don't have time for one at this time. Besides, you would clearly shit on the floor.

[MaddTraveler]

After reading an avalanche of responses to Anthony's "perspective" my mind harkened back to this response. He's got to be a troll, since no one can be as idiotic as he is being.

I'm sure many of you will remember Blakman from the summer of 2020. He thought he had found the secret nexus that no one else had. That allowed him to get Gusto-level girls at Centro prices for FB chica lengths of time. If I recall correctly, he was in his mid-50's and said that he didn't speak a word of Spanish. And his secret was having fruit and dry popcorn in his place for the girls to eat. At least he was on the ground making things happen.

I'm quite sure Anthony is the same as Miamiboy. #1 TROLL of this forum for 2022. He argues and gets aggressive w everyone, now created another acct and replying to himself seeking extra validation. So pathetic if you ask me.

He came in trying to clown old folks, mocking, making fun and mentioning social security checks, how young and macho he is, how girls prefer his ethnicity. Total ass. And now that I'm clowning him back w counter-bully punches he's suddenly getting serious. Bunch of ass-clowns.

I'm on the defensive side, I hate people who claim to be better than others, and I make fun of anyone who does. Why TF would you come here and make fun or mock someone or group of people based on their age just cause you're younger? That's just low, zero class. Bottom feeder type of people. Straight garbage.

[Anthony2023]

I'll tell you the diff and why. If you married young in your 20's, 30's, and got divorced, then fine. You've tried the normal thing and didn't work out; especially now if you're a tad bit successful with some money, why not travel and spread your wings? Learn about new cultures and new women? Those I get.

But you my dude, you sound like you've never had a real GF, a wife, family, and desperate enough trying to give yourself a confidence boost comparing yourself with your older mates LOL. Clearly you got issues.

What's your next bright and smart reply young macho?

Well if you would have just read a couple of comments below you would have seen my comment saying exactly what you said you would understand LOL smh.

You basically described my situation.

I got married young in my 20's and was lucky enough to get out of it when I entered my 30's. I dated in my early 30's and believe me when I tell you this generation of entitled females is nothing like the women you dated when you were in your 30's. Not to mention there was no social media and perhaps texting. Most good looking females nowadays are talking to at least 2 guys at the same time. You can't take any of them seriously. You might find a unicorn in today's day and age but believe me it's rare. No thanks. Been there done that. I rather focus on my finances, my happiness instead of trying to make someone else happy. The hobby works out great for me because I travel a lot as well. So it's convenient and also drama free. I think hobbying in my mid 30's is awesome because like I mentioned before I have the full confidence to go after the hottest women (in my opinion) and the best part about it is I don't have to PRETEND like they like me as well because I am still young, fit, fun and attractive.

P. s Had to repost because it got deleted the first time, I guess they didn't want you to see it and get hurt after realizing what a complete fool you made of yourself.

[JjBee62]

I'm not posting the name of the building. If you're interested send a PM.

Spent 10 nights in a conveniently located Airbnb in Provenza, only 2 blocks down to OCi: Mde and many of the popular restaurants in Medellin. Secure on-site parking and 24 hour security was available.

The building is family friendly and the introductory messages stated no drugs or prostitution. They also mentioned guests are allowed, not to exceed the room capacity at any time and a limit of 4 guests per stay without additional charges. Cedula is required. The only visitor was my girlfriend and there were no problems. From what I saw, with a bit of discretion bringing in girls is no problem. However, if you're going through 2 a day, you should go elsewhere.

The apartment was 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom, full size kitchen, living room and separate office area. There is a balcony which stretches the length of the apartment. Both bedrooms and the living room have access to the balcony. Some units have air conditioning, mine didn't. There were fans in each bedroom and the temperature was always comfortable for me.

The kitchen was well equipped with stove top, oven, microwave, dishwasher and a large refrigerator. The laundry room had a nice washer that's supposed to dry as well. It washes well, but jeans are some other items will need to hang to finish drying. There were plenty of towels and clean sheets. I believe the price was about $140 per night, all fees included.

[JC9999]

You didn't hit any buttons. Most of the guys here give good advice. When someone comes along posting garbage, they will tell him he's wrong. If he continues believing in something that doesn't exist, they figure the guy is either an idiot or a troll.

After reading an avalanche of responses to Anthony's "perspective" my mind harkened back to this response. He's got to be a troll, since no one can be as idiotic as he is being.

I'm sure many of you will remember Blakman from the summer of 2020. He thought he had found the secret nexus that no one else had. That allowed him to get Gusto-level girls at Centro prices for FB chica lengths of time. If I recall correctly, he was in his mid-50's and said that he didn't speak a word of Spanish. And his secret was having fruit and dry popcorn in his place for the girls to eat. At least he was on the ground making things happen.

[MaddTraveler]

Wtf are you talking about? If you actually read any of my posts you would know the only thing I've mainly asked this forum is where to find the best looking girls in Colombia, why because I obviously never been numb nuts.

Hmm let me think, why would I be asking where to find the hottest girls if I had no game? Dumbass LOL. I'm obviously asking because I have the fullest confidence to do so you retard.

Unlike you with your stupid ass remarks, I can tell by just all of the dumb shit you said you are talking about yourself LOL.

Heart out of chest? Young macho? Papi chulo? Men with long dicks? (Pretty suspect if you ask me, who talks like this?) what else, duck lips? Selfies? 40 HR week job? A blind squirrel?

What are you 14? Either that or lay off the pipe dude.

I needed that laugh. Dumbasses I swear LOL.

Who's getting sensitive now? Now you see how it feels being insulted? So if you come here just respect your elders cause they can help you; sorry If I made you cry. I've always enjoyed playing the role of a counter-Bully. Both online and in person. Your tone is changing and it's more like it, we're close so let's get to the bottom of your true needs.

Since you finally admitted you're seeking help on where to find hot ladies, feel free to ask the experienced gents on how to talk to them also. No need to be rude and stop all that BS about you're younger, hispanic background and better suitor BS. Having lots of money is obvious, but also make sure your front teeth are straight, like no gaps and shit. Dental implants are cheap in Colombia and Latin America. Be sure to not smell bad, I know you've migrated to the states so by now I'm sure you know what a deodorant is, use it. No gay skinny jeans please, and I already told you about the selfies and duck lips. Trust me chicks don't dig that. Do these few things and we'll move on to the next steps.

Hint Hint, I'm sure you and your other username poster on here arent the only aholes. Maybe I am too LMAO. Hope the few tips help.

[JjBee62]

YIKES LMFAO. Oh man you went there LOL, Now you done pissed off more than half the people on here LOL.

I feel that though, I can't even fuck with anyone under 21 at my age. I prefer 25-30.

I'd feel like a weirdo if I was fucking even someone my daughters age or younger let alone granddaughter when I'm that old.

I doubt if he pissed anyone off. The girl I'm dating isn't my granddaughter, although if we stretched it just a bit, she could even be my great granddaughter. If that bothered me I wouldn't have introduced her to my family and friends, some who have children or grandchildren in her age group.

Personally I don't let others decide what I think or how I feel. If an 80 year old guy is bumping uglies with 20 year olds, I'll happily buy him a beer. If a 25 year old guy is doing the same with 25 year old girls, same deal. You are responsible for your own hangups. They don't apply to anyone else.

[JjBee62]

Exactly. He thinks he has some kind of authority here to determine which post are garbage and which are not. He thinks he speaks on behalf of majority here, but can't even imagine how many PMs I get from other members telling me what low life douche he is.

As always, you're wrong. I speak for myself, only and always. My posts often include that I am speaking only for myself, or that I can't speak for others.

Ah yes. How many PMs has Paulie sent you now? You do realize he's another old guy?

[JjBee62]

1. Yes it is subjective, but don't tell me that there is a genuine one between a 20 yo and 80 yo grandpa who is literally one foot in the grave. I can compare myself now to myself 5, 10 or 20 years ago, and guess what? I'm not getting any younger and can clearly see the trend which is not going to change. Most of us did not pay when we were in our 20's, or even 30's, then the concept of ppm / p4 p comes into play as we age and after a certain age mark becomes permanent. There are exceptions but the correlation is obvious.

2. We all pay one way or another. The fact that I pay doesn't eliminate a connection, it just changes the motivation structure for a girl. She could be fucking a grandpa solely for his money, she could be fucking someone younger not only for money, but because she is having fun, great sex, etc etc. I have had relationships that started as pure ppm but then got converted into a normal dating. Because the connection was there.

3. Subjective this, subjective that, blah blah blah. Everything in your small world is subjective. What are you doing on this forum then? It makes no sense to share any info here at all, if everything we are discussing is subjective.

4. With this I agree, I should have added "all other things being equal".

5. Everyone can get an attention if your opening message is $10000 or whatever dumb number you type. And yeah, throwing out some crazy numbers doesn't make one overpay LOL. And didn't you say old folks get better rates than me? Jajaja.

6. I don't care what a girl thinks. I have my budget in mind, which correlates with going rates for each particular venue. If I see value for myself, I pay what I find reasonable, if not, I move on. I don't care what some old folks or weekend warriors pay.

1. It depends upon the 20 year old and the 80 year old. I remember moving a 70 year old woman out of Seattle. Her boyfriend was in the 25-30 range, had a good job, while she clearly had very little money. She was moving cross country to be closer to her grandchildren. He quit his job to go with her. And she definitely looked her age. Was there a real connection? A girl from my HS class married a guy in his 50's shortly after graduation and stayed with him until he died. Was there a real connection.

2. Stick to the subject. P4P, not dating. Who says she isn't having fun with grandpa? You? Are you taking girls to places they've never been before to do things they've never done? Are you introducing them to new cultures and new things. Over the last 10 days I've had the opportunity to listen to my girlfriend rave about the things she's done with me to her family.

3. Everything you're stating is subjective. You don't seem to grasp objective. Our relative heights, weights and ages are objective. How each of us feels about those things is subjective. Stating that a hotel bed is very firm is objective. How comfortable the bed is, subjective. Price ranges for girls from different sources are objective. The service any girl provides is subjective. The stuff you keep ranting about is all subjective.

4. All other things are never equal.

5. First, I said there are some older guys getting better girls and better rates. In some cases it's simple familiarity. In others it's because the guy is known to be able to open doors to a better future. Second, nobody said they are offering crazy money. Besides, that only works with the incredibly stupid. Ask any successful webcam model how often some clown comes along offering crazy money if they will first do what they want. Or ask a stripper.

6. If you don't care what a girl thinks you just declared that all of your babble about chemistry and connections is bullshit. You can't make any connection other than simple p4 p without getting into what the girl thinks or how she feels.

[Kazeu]

Avoid Christmas and new years and easter as well. These are family times. Rice rocket seems to have made enough friends over the years to have people he considers family down there or close enough. Anyone new to the city without an established base of connections is just going to wish he had come at a different time. It won't be bad, but it's going to take more effort and money.

You seem cool. I thought about going this month but like you said I felt it would be better next month because most girls would want to be spending the weekends with their families. Glad you are enjoying Medallo. Curious to try the aguardiente.

[Andersson25]

I am pretty fcking sure I saw a list of guest friendly hotels and airbnbs on this forum but can't find it. It should be in "report of distinction" if there is such a list. Does anyone know if it has been discussed and if I can find it browsing through posts from a year back or so?

Wish you all a happy mongering 2023!