Medellin Reports

[Huacho]

Shop around, there are several options out of Europe and the US that offer the same deal or better.

Really? Name a better option for US citizens. Schwab is completely fee free, has no minimum balance, refunds all ATM fees all over the world immediately (some posters say the fees back at the end of the month but I get them back immediately), pays competitive interest on cash balances, and has no sales commissions if you do want to invest. E-Trade refunds all ATM fees but turns around and charges a 1% "foreign transaction fee." Both Schwab and E-Trade do charge 1% on foreign purchases made with a debit card but there is never a reason to do that. Also, my CS card was compromised when I was in Bum Fuck, Honduras and they overnighted me a new card via DHL. I saw on the envelope it cost almost $115 US. You can lock and unlock the card on the website.

So anything better than Charles Schwab must be really, really good, so please let us know.

[Norbert61]

However she is worth friending on FB I think because she is friends with almost every MED girl I friend on FB. If she looks as good naked as she does in her pics I'd probably do her once even if she just laid there. LOL.

I'm going for a few weeks tomorrow. She was on my TDL but ya. I am seeing that she is also mutual friends with a lot of other girls who are hot af. Anyone want to comment if there is a culture of shitty service with these girls. That may be my answer also. They are pretty much straight up ho's but ya. I know. Not completely- it could be a YMMV thing.

[Norbert61]

Flew in Sunday night, went to the fancy Andre's Carne de Rez bar and restaurant for a $20 T Bone steak. It was served on hot iron plate, medium, tough, too much gristles, could not cut through with a sharp knife, had to chew on and swallow large pieces. After some fierce hand to hand combat had to give up 3/4 of the steak. Colombians need to develop their cuisine a lot more. I am famish here in Colombia for the last 2 weeks.

Thanks for the review but as an aside. You will notice if you drive out of the city that any pasture land is on about a 30 degree pitch. This gives the cattle lots of exercise and prolly makes them healthy as fuck when they get smashed in the melon. Unfortunately it makes them tough as fuck- in Colombia, Ecuador or Peru if you want a good steak you can pay extra FR US or Argy beef. Otherwise, make sure your knife is sharp, order well cooked (BLEH!) and chew each bite 100 times.

[Osteoknot]

I am not suggesting anyone set up some poor needy Colombian chica for a tailspin by pulling the rug out from under her, and then sadistically watch her do a nosedive. I am suggesting as a test and with cause, you can tell a girl who you support, maybe only partially, maybe only slightly, that you will no longer be helping her, and her response can be very revealing. Ten seconds later you can return to baseline or whatever you choose.

References to wives confuse me because yes, these are girlfriends, emphasis on multiple and I am not pretending to be monogamous with any of them. And their need is genuine, this is not a culture specific to Play 4 Pay, this is Colombian culture and how 80% of these girls live.

I met more than a few guys who fell into this pattern of assistance, and have never seen the handwriting on the wall for what it is, which is the girls' only interest in them is financial. That may seem obvious or even laughable to you or me, but if you have talked to a gringo with this mindset, they can be very delusional. I am writing to those guys in case this thought has not occurred to them before.

Sending or giving money to a girl for reasons other than you believe she is madly in love with you, is a separate subject.

Finally, another thing I have noticed about these girls, both those I have assisted and have not, they somehow make it through all their most dire predictions. Their stories of what will happen to them if they don't get whatever needed support is full of predictions of homelessness, starvation, illness, and yes even death from lack of medical care. But guess what? Somehow and someway even when they don't get the money from you that they must have to survive, they don't get kicked out their apartment, they don't starve, they don't bleed to death, and they don't lose custody of their children.

Colombianas somehow always seem to manage to live for another day, and are ready for whatever or whoever comes next. I am pointing that out for the guys who might feel guilty, when they shouldn't. As is usually the case with me, the guys who glean info from me are not the frequent fliers here who already have everything figured out for themselves, and who I would point out represent a minority, albeit vocal, and I include myself in that group. I can't prove it, but I believe in the silent majority here and that's my audience. Although, I always welcome feedback.

I almost sound like I am arguing against now myself because I believe that if you want to, cultivating long term relationships with the right girls from Medellin can be very rewarding. That was on my mind in the beginning. But as I developed the thought, I didn't want to see a less experienced monger get hooked for supporting some of these very clever girls. Unpredictably, for me at least, the focus became the one paragraph with my little acid test about telling the girl you will withhold support, that I considered to be tangential to my main points. I'll take the blame for the sucky writing, jajaja.

[Captain Solo]

Was drinking with a couple bros at Licores Express in front of Gusto Discotech. About 30 girls were hanging out in front of the bar, most heavy and chunky with big butt, thick thighs, lots of big tats, a few spinners, seemed hardened ghetto hhos, seemed not my type. They all want 300 K Cops or $75 for an hour and 300 K cops for half. I did not like any and was waiting for more to show by midnight.

A bro was waiting for his pretty young girl, short hair, pretty face, looking like French actress Nana Moscouri. She brought winggirl Camilla. The bros bought them drinks and dinner. They were eating big.

Camilla is skinny, light soft skin, fine bones, very pretty face with high straight nose about mid 20's with 2 kids. I liked her pretty face and slim figure in loose exercise sweats, asked her how much for TLN, she said quiniento. I confirmed with her twice and talked to the bros, 500 K Cops or $125 is a good deal for TLN. When they finished eating, we wanted to go to our hotels. Camilla said she meant $500 not 500 K cops. After some persuasion which she did not budged, I left her and walked out to the Parc, talking to a few spinners for 200 K cops ST. That put some fear into her. She told the bro she would go with 500 K Cops.

We got in a cab parked next to the bar. She seemed to know those cabbies. The cab driver was a shady-looking guy wanted 30 K to drive to Santa Fe, about 1 miles South. I should have ordered UBER to be safe. He immediately wanted to sell a pack of 4 mota joints, said the girl wanted them. I strongly declined again and again. He was driving fast, aggressively. We nearly got hit on the side by another car at an intersection. Got to the hotel, got change from him. He was confused, very slow, obviously stoned. Should have taken UBER, safer. She could be in cahoot with those shady cabbies to rob guys.

The hotel had no reception at night. Just unlock in bring girls in. She took off her sweat pants showing a pair of long, slender, shapely, sexy legs. Mi gusto mucho. She wanted payment. I told her despues but she would not budge. After some arguments, I put my short back on, signaling I wanted her to leave. The she relented, wanted 250 K cops for una hora con propina. I showed her the start time on my phone, 1:12 AM.

Her boobs were nice, soft, perky, global with tiny pink nips, mi gusto mucho. I was sucking her nips and rubbing her clit. Her body stiffened up; her pussy was flowing fluid, then the stinky, fishy odors started to spread. I asked her to shower. She quickly went, 1 AM cold air, no hot water; she took a long, cold one. Dried up, back to bed. She put on my condom and refused to blow, jacked me instead. I rubbed her clit again. She got wet, no odor, moaning softly with eyes closed, lips quivering, whispered she wanted me to go slow.

I had split 25 MG of V with the bro at the bar, so had a quick erection. She did a poor CG job. After a few minutes, I just pinned her down and penetrated her snug, wet pussy, a good fit, very sensual. Her butter soft light skin and young, supple body felt delicious in my arms. I alternated deep penetration with quick short strokes with slow long strokes. She was in a trance with eyes closed, moaning softly, arms squeezing, but no besos.

I pumped her for a long time, her pussy felt so good, asked her a few times it sex was good. She nodded and never rushed. Fluid was foaming on her pink pussy, and the fishy odor came out again. I kept pumping and she kept moaning for about half hour before I popped big.

She came back from the shower. I said I wanted a second pop. She refused, said one hour or two, the deal is only 1 pop. Time runs out and deal is over after the pop. Kept arguing with no agreement. She put on her clothes. I went to the shower to take of the dead fish condom. When I ducked out, she had moved about 5 feet and was hovering on top of my open luggage which had only clothes. She quickly retreated to her spot. I had hidden wallet and phone. Gave her 200 K. She was looking at me with pleading eyes but I would never give difficult, hardened hoes propinas. Save it for the nice, sweet girls. I did not want to see her again, so no tel, no pics. She's very pretty, with a fine body, but has risky attitudes.

I took her down to the street. She walked down the long, dark and deserted street by the hotel. I took 2 seconds to secure the front door and walked out to the street to see if she had gone OK, but she already vanished like a ghost.

The bro said Lleras girls are hardened and play some stupid and ugly games. To me young hot street girls at Plaza Botero are more real, nicer, straighter, less tricky and less expensive than Lleras hos with bad attitudes, big tattoos and stinky pussies.

[Captain Solo]

Sorry typo error.

Street girls at Plaza Botero all ask for 30-40 K Cops.

At noon time there were lots of heavy girls with big butts and thick thighs, but also 5 or 6 pretty spinners like Daniela, looking young, fresh much prettier than the tattooed, heavy and hardened ho's around Parc LLeras Monday night.

Took a pretty girl, Camilla, at Parc Lleras back to my hotel In Santa Fe. She kept increasing prices and terms, then her pussy had dead fish odors. I will drink with the bros at P Lleras but will go to P Botero for girls, nice, normal, no tats, very low rates. Spinner Daniela has been texting me all day to meet again.

[ChuchoLoco]

COP 300 is a very good price.

Must be a misprint since 300 COPS is less than 10 cents. No fkn way but got a good laugh out of it.

[Mr Enternational]

There is one, super-simple, obvious, easy, fail-safe and time-tested way to tell if a chica is really into you or not for those of you looking for more of a relationship and not just a wet mudhole to fuck. For some reason a lot of guys are too simple-minded or blinded to do it or see it. Stop all support, direct and indirect, money and gifts, and see if she sticks by you. That approach is a little over-simplistic because of the culture,

The only culture this is from is hooker culture. Why not get a normal girlfriend in the first place that you don't need to pay? Sounds too much like some underhanded snake shit to have a chick that you pay then want to take the payment away.

I have a Venezuelan chick that makes US $8 per day that comes to see me everyday after work. I gave her $25 so she would have money for the taxi to get back and forth and she thought I was crazy. She gave the money back and said me giving her that made her really uncomfortable because it felt like I was paying her.

[JustTK]

This cute spinner Daniela in her white short was on the street playing with her friends. Took her to the hotel next door, 300 pesos for CBJ CFS, room costs 10 K Cops or $2. 5. She was fun and sexy in bed. Pumped her a long time. She was moaning, had her arms and legs wrapped around me for security.

COP 300 is a very good price.

[Knowledge]

Shop around, there are several options out of Europe and the US that offer the same deal or better.

Charles Schwab.

[Knowledge]

The great American philosopher Snoop Dogg said it best in the 90's: "you can't turn a hoe into a housewife". Personally, I think references on this site and others like it to "girlfriend" and "girlfriend experience" are misguided and misleading. I find it amusing and telling how rarely there are references to "wife" or "spouse experience". The reason in my opinion is few of us have any interest in that sort of experience, especially if we've been there and done that. I believe the references to "girlfriend (experience)" are misguided attempts to saddle providers with the responsibilities (physical, emotional, and loyalty) of a wife without accepting any of the same as a husband. That's real talk.

There are all kinds of "regular" girls, meaning non Play 4 Pay (or is it Pay 4 Play? Whatever), with whom you can maintain a satisfying, fulfilling relationship between visits to our beloved Medellin, I use Whassap for the free phone and video calls. I've done it, continue to do it. But if you are finding those girls standing around in front of the Vera Cruz Church or at your friendly neighborhood casa, then don't expect a high quality relationship. I've posted before that the best way to meet a "normal" girl is look for one while she is at work. She has a job. She has some sense of responsibility. She is still Colombian so more than likely she loves to fuck as much as you do. When guys here write absolute truths about all the women they meet in MDE, ask yourself in what kind of pool are they swimming? I have the full range of chicas in my ranked line-up from conservative working girl who does not expect anything extra to full-time puta drug dealer and user, who BTW is hawt as fuck. They all have their place. Don't try to put a square peg in a round hole. Or if you prefer a Biblical reference, don't try to make a silk purse out a sow's ear.

There is one, super-simple, obvious, easy, fail-safe and time-tested way to tell if a chica is really into you or not for those of you looking for more of a relationship and not just a wet mudhole to fuck. For some reason a lot of guys are too simple-minded or blinded to do it or see it. Stop all support, direct and indirect, money and gifts, and see if she sticks by you. That approach is a little over-simplistic because of the culture, if the girl thinks you really love her, then even regular girls see money and giving as a sign of true love, so there is some cross-over. But for the most part, it's a simple and accurate barometer, especially for chicas you have known for awhile. If you want a regular girlfriend and you open with, "I am never going to give you anything" that is not the recipe for success either, jajaja.

We all have our own selection bias and we are all biased from our own experiences, that's only natural. I got a nice reminder of that when I was on a roll here last visit earlier this year extolling the virtues of the pink shit, and how great it made sex and how the chicas all loved it..

[ChuchoLoco]

What is a CS card?

Title is the answer. Highly recommended debit card.

[Fun Luvr]

What is a CS card?

Charles Schwab.

[Turgid]

.....There is one, super-simple, obvious, easy, fail-safe and time-tested way to tell if a chica is really into you or not for those of you looking for more of a relationship and not just a wet mudhole to fuck. For some reason a lot of guys are too simple-minded or blinded to do it or see it. Stop all support, direct and indirect, money and gifts, and see if she sticks by you......

Stop all support, direct and indirect, money and gifts to your wife and see if she sticks by you.

[Nil Admirari]

Just opened in first weekend of October. I was there when owner had soft opening. Couple from Texas opened it. He was going through hiring end of September. It is good spot for states people to hang out.

Sounds to have been a case study in Latin American bureaucracy. When I was staying at the San Peter Apartments back in May, the Sports Bar owner told me that he was expecting his Medellin city business permit "any day now" and had his soft opening tentatively scheduled for a day or two after my departure.