Medellin Reports

[Escort King]

I have. Did you try to bang the Hell out of them. You gotta get freaky with them. I mean FREAKY. Latinas like to get freaked in bed. That is real.

You are a freak my friend. Am off to New Zealand for a couple of weeks with the kids. May be able to slip out and explore. Girls down there are about $120 US an hour. Not bad for English speaking country

We should get together some time when I get back. Grab a beer and catch up!

[Furysys]

I don't think I've been in a single casa where the chica didn't have at least one kid, and was living on her own, or with mama. I've had some fascinating conversations with them (my Spanish is getting pretty good, but by no means fluent, so I could be missing something in translation), and they all say Colombian men are 'perros' (dogs), and took off once they found out the girl was pregnant. I have sometimes pushed them on this issue, I. E., well, if the guy is a perro, why have his kid?. Never get a straight answer.

We can get into all kinds of societal and psychological reasons why an 18 year old chica has a kid with a perro, but probably not here. Just am saying, I would be surprised to find many chicas working the casas without kids, which, of course, makes it very hard for them to go out at night. Point taken below, they want to spend some time with the nina.

[Malodr]

Most of the daytime casa chicas need and want to do only one thing when they finish a long shift. What? Spend time with their kids.

Most of the daytime casa chicas are single mothers. They spend all day getting fucked. Getting fucked generally is not a priority at night. Their kids are their one and only priority at night.

Are there exceptions to this generalization? Of course. Some gringos sporadically spend a night with a casa chica. Some of the casa chicas have stable Colombian boyfriends, but most don't.

The bottom line is don't be surprised by lackluster service if you show up at Loutron an hour before closing, at New Life an hour before closing, etc.

Of course, some of the girls are self-confessed nyphomaniacs and never get tired.

If a Gringo spends a night with a casa chica, it is a good idea to have the chica register at the reception desk of your hotel or apartment building. Even Gringo expats with years in Colombia get drugged and robbed. It just happened recently in the so-called "Gringo Building" again. I think the real name of the building is San Pedro de Alcantara. Most of the girls don't do this, but some do.

Its strange but I have been meeting chicas without kids lately.

I always have them registered before I go to sleep.

[BlackSultan]

I have to agree with this.

I have had a lot of pros and regular girls in Colombia and once it gets to the bedroom the performance usally is lackluster. They are super super hot to have around but I never had a chick break my prik off in the bed or really try to bang the hell out of me.

Just my thoughts, just my thoughts.

I have. Did you try to bang the Hell out of them. You gotta get freaky with them. I mean FREAKY. Latinas like to get freaked in bed. That is real.

[Client 9]

That is funny because I have casa chicas spend the night and we usually do it before they go to work.

Most of the daytime casa chicas need and want to do only one thing when they finish a long shift. What? Spend time with their kids.

Most of the daytime casa chicas are single mothers. They spend all day getting fucked. Getting fucked generally is not a priority at night. Their kids are their one and only priority at night.

Are there exceptions to this generalization? Of course. Some gringos sporadically spend a night with a casa chica. Some of the casa chicas have stable Colombian boyfriends, but most don't.

The bottom line is don't be surprised by lackluster service if you show up at Loutron an hour before closing, at New Life an hour before closing, etc.

Of course, some of the girls are self-confessed nyphomaniacs and never get tired.

If a Gringo spends a night with a casa chica, it is a good idea to have the chica register at the reception desk of your hotel or apartment building. Even Gringo expats with years in Colombia get drugged and robbed. It just happened recently in the so-called "Gringo Building" again. I think the real name of the building is San Pedro de Alcantara. Most of the girls don't do this, but some do.

[John Gault]

Hi guys,

Went out to La Mayorista last night with a couple of my guests. One girl was so hot that she would not last one minute without somebody approaching her or taking her away. I finally could not hold back, and as the last guy whisked her up the stairs to one of the hotels, I poked my head in and yelled, "hey girl, don't you ever get a minute off? ", she laughed, and the guy with her finally laughed also. I know, not cool, but I was frustrated that either, one of my girls wouldn't leave me alone when she was available, or when I was able to talk to her somebody just happenned to take her away that very moment. This happenned 2 days in a row, so I became frustrated and did what I did, had to do.

I still havn't been able to talk to her, but hope to soon. I'm still looking for another one which my guests claim made love like a Porno Star. I introduced her to them, I had just met her myself, and that was the last I saw of her. Looking forward to her also.

One of my guests is a real jolly kind of fellow, he writes songs and interprets them also. He hired a girl to take some video of different parts of Medellin for one of his songs inspired by this Paradise of beautiful women and flowers. He was here a couple of weeks ago and returned again this week-end for his birthday. I think he holds the record for the most visits to Colombia in one year, "50".

Well this jolly fellow is 6'4" and weighs 150kg (300 lbs.). He sat down in one of the new wooden chairs that have been placed all over La Mayorista restaurants and bars, outside. After a few minutes of sitting in one of these new chairs, it cracked, the chair broke and he found himself on the floor. He jumped up, and gathered his composure quickly brushing himself of like the nice and jolly fellow that he is. All the girls giggled for a while and we all had a good healthy laugh, as my friend was not hurt nor offended by the incident.

Still, I feel obligated to warn anybody comming anywhere near those measurements to ask for one of the "metal" chairs and totally avoid those new wooden chairs.

Riddle, "What's the only thing a man can get for free In Colombia, but a woman has to pay for?

Frank Casio!

Porn Star girl is is worth the wait. When you get a BBBj from her it is CIM and you have to tell her to stop as she really gets into it. With her blonde hair and Euro looks, she reminds me of the girl next door. Oh yeah one more thing Frank, if you get her do not make the mistake I made of lightly slapping her ass when in doggy mode. She then when you are in another position she really lets you have very, very hard slaps on your butt. Macho me did not tell her to stop so I ended up with a red butt.

[Malodr]

In other words, you want to fuck the girls before they have been fucked by somebody else. You will receive better service. The early bird gets the worm. Some of the girls (especially paisas) get tired after just one orgasm. You want to be the guy providing the girls with that first orgasm of the day.

That is funny because I have casa chicas spend the night and we usually do it before they go to work.

[Malodr]

I was in the centro nutibara area and was nearly mugged. Luckily my reflexes were fast enough to get away. Theway it happened is I walked a friend to the bus under the metro. I then proceded to walk over to the bars. A guy came up behind and bear hugged me when another whispered don't move. 10 seconds later I was some how 20 yards away and hauling ass. I turned around to see them running away into the darkness.

I got VERY lucky that night as earlier I had seen some local fellow that must have gotten robbed as his head was all bloody and in great pain.

There are some cool places out here but also some very dangerous people.

As many of my Colombian amigos tell me, everyone gets mugged sooner or later. Just carry what you need and f mugged, give it to them.

[Dhpmonger]

Gentelmen,

I'm planning on a "first" time trip to Colombia. I'm an old time whorist, monger, "Puto Velho" etc. I've lived in Thailand about 10+ years then discovered Brazil. I 've been out of the loop due to a 4 yr. relationship with a Brasilera. That didn't work out cause I refused to buy a house there. I been to Cambodia, Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua. My Spanish is poor but, I'm working on that now. So guys help me out. Medellin or Cali for the "old newbie"?

Both places are good. I started with Cali but for the first time Cartagena may be a better place.

[Cubanut]

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[Client 9]

Best time to go to Loutons is in the afternoon. Around 11am-3pm. Because the girls just got into work. And they are not tired. I had a great time when I was there. The chicks were so hot. I guess everyone experience is different. It can be a hit or miss. I thnk its worth checking out.

Arrival time is rarely mentioned, but it should be mentioned more often.

The service you receive definitely varies depending on your arrival time.

At daytime locations, you generally want to arrive prior to noon. Why? Because that is when the meat is still fresh.

At nighttime locations, you generally want to arrive prior to 10 PM. Why? Because that is when the meat is still fresh.

In other words, you want to fuck the girls before they have been fucked by somebody else. You will receive better service. The early bird gets the worm. Some of the girls (especially paisas) get tired after just one orgasm. You want to be the guy providing the girls with that first orgasm of the day.

At some places with low traffic, some girls may not get fucked for an entire shift. However, they still are more tired at the end of their shift than at the start of their shift because they have been waiting around for hours and hours.

If you want info about when the shift begins for most girls, then ask "A que hora empieza el turno para la mayoria de las niñas? "

If you want info about when "rush hour" begins for most customers, then ask "A que hora empieza la hora pico aqui? "

How many of you worked as a waiter or as a bellman when you were younger? I worked as a waiter when I was in college, and the service I provided was better at the beginning of my shift. By the end of most shifts, either a coworker or a customer (or both) had pissed me off at some earlier point in my shift. Furthermore, I was tired at the end of my shifts.

[Frank Casio]

Hi guys,

Went out to La Mayorista last night with a couple of my guests. One girl was so hot that she would not last one minute without somebody approaching her or taking her away. I finally could not hold back, and as the last guy whisked her up the stairs to one of the hotels, I poked my head in and yelled, "hey girl, don't you ever get a minute off? ", she laughed, and the guy with her finally laughed also. I know, not cool, but I was frustrated that either, one of my girls wouldn't leave me alone when she was available, or when I was able to talk to her somebody just happenned to take her away that very moment. This happenned 2 days in a row, so I became frustrated and did what I did, had to do.

I still havn't been able to talk to her, but hope to soon. I'm still looking for another one which my guests claim made love like a Porno Star. I introduced her to them, I had just met her myself, and that was the last I saw of her. Looking forward to her also.

One of my guests is a real jolly kind of fellow, he writes songs and interprets them also. He hired a girl to take some video of different parts of Medellin for one of his songs inspired by this Paradise of beautiful women and flowers. He was here a couple of weeks ago and returned again this week-end for his birthday. I think he holds the record for the most visits to Colombia in one year, "50".

Well this jolly fellow is 6'4" and weighs 150kg (300 lbs.). He sat down in one of the new wooden chairs that have been placed all over La Mayorista restaurants and bars, outside. After a few minutes of sitting in one of these new chairs, it cracked, the chair broke and he found himself on the floor. He jumped up, and gathered his composure quickly brushing himself of like the nice and jolly fellow that he is. All the girls giggled for a while and we all had a good healthy laugh, as my friend was not hurt nor offended by the incident.

Still, I feel obligated to warn anybody comming anywhere near those measurements to ask for one of the "metal" chairs and totally avoid those new wooden chairs.

Riddle, "What's the only thing a man can get for free In Colombia, but a woman has to pay for?

Frank Casio!

[Shra345]

I was in the centro nutibara area and was nearly mugged. Luckily my reflexes were fast enough to get away. Theway it happened is I walked a friend to the bus under the metro. I then proceded to walk over to the bars. A guy came up behind and bear hugged me when another whispered don't move. 10 seconds later I was some how 20 yards away and hauling ass. I turned around to see them running away into the darkness.

I got VERY lucky that night as earlier I had seen some local fellow that must have gotten robbed as his head was all bloody and in great pain.

There are some cool places out here but also some very dangerous people.

[Psychman]

It always amazes me how many guys who want to "play" in Colombia without decent Spanish skills and than complain that they have cold, less than stellar experiences with the chicas!

Duh! It's Colombia. Learn some Espanol.

Get a clue hermano!

Ok. I have to call BS on this one. I met you in CR in December amigo, and as someone who is very close to fluent, who heard you speaking to a couple of chicas, your Spanish barely "decent. ". I agree the need to speak Spanish well in MDE, but before you knock someone else, take care of your side of the street, amigo. And for the record, your "bravado" was the subject of IMs on another board, so perhaps a little humility might be in order.

Respectfully.

[Malodr]

Great trip!! You are pro!!

Q1: How did the "fake ass" look like? How did you find it out?

Q2: How could you have such low TLN rates. nego skills? mutual trust? or your charm?

They make 10,000 - 25,000 per day at regular jobs. I have a new day amiga that I give 40K to and she pays her taxi home out of that.

80K is actually a lot of money if I see a chica 4 nights out of my 10.