Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

Ok folks, just for today, I will try to add something different for you to complain about it.

I met this girl a few weeks ago. I find her fascinating bcos she is so different to the majority in MDE / Col.

Every time I meet her she has a faint odour over her body. Nothing bad, just a natural odour. An odour that most girls seek to hide below dozens of squirts of some perfume spray or other. Some might find her odour offensive. I find it charming.

When we have sex and she spreads them wide and proud, she has an odour down there too. She gets wet, gooey and funky. She has an odour, but again, I find it a turn on that I can smell her getting horny. It's not a disease, its just a natural odour. That's how things are supposed to be. Maybe when I was younger I would have objected, but these days I don't GAF. I enjoy the extra range of experience she provides.

I have heard so many times here of guys doing a sniff test etc. To me, that is so ridiculous. We live on different planets. This is why reports are pointless apart from entertainment value.

My wife had that. It wasn't offensive at all, but it would fill our condo after an inspired tryst. Her best friend used to comment on it, when she dropped by shortly after we'd finished. She tried for months to talk my wife into a threesome. John Clayton would have appreciated her. She was cultured, educated and had a full Bush and untrimmed armpits.

Occasionally, I'll catch a girl with the same odor. It's the natural aroma of a balanced and healthy ecosystem. Unfortunately, they don't all have that odor. Occasionally you'll find a girl who, to quote an old friend, "smells like the shithouse door on a tuna boat. ".

[JustTK]

I was so angry once when my GF shaved her armpits for a formal event -- what a waste!

What a waste? Of armpot hair? I didn't realise there was a market for selling armpit hair. :)

[JustTK]

I have one that gets wet and kind of like gushes when she comes and it's very silky, perhaps gooey as you describe.
And what does GAF mean?

Gooey, silky. Haha, yeah I guess that fits the bill. Kinds sticky. Gets up my nostrils. Haha.

Earthy smell. I thought of that while I was sleeping last night. As JC wrote, it is probably just how things were before modern toiletries were invented. I also reckon these types of odours most often have evolved to attract us males to females to perform our evolutionary duties. But We have moved so far away from nature, that I reckon many folks will find it offensive.

GAF. Give a FK. :)

[John Clayton]

Ok folks, just for today, I will try to add something different for you to complain about it.

I met this girl a few weeks ago. I find her fascinating bcos she is so different to the majority in MDE / Col.

Every time I meet her she has a faint odour over her body. Nothing bad, just a natural odour. An odour that most girls seek to hide below dozens of squirts of some perfume spray or other. Some might find her odour offensive. I find it charming.

When we have sex and she spreads them wide and proud, she has an odour down there too. She gets wet, gooey and funky. She has an odour, but again, I find it a turn on that I can smell her getting horny. It's not a disease, its just a natural odour. That's how things are supposed to be. Maybe when I was younger I would have objected, but these days I don't GAF. I enjoy the extra range of experience she provides.

I have heard so many times here of guys doing a sniff test etc. To me, that is so ridiculous. We live on different planets. This is why reports are pointless apart from entertainment value.

That's how we used to be -- girls didn't pluck out every single hair. I was so angry once when my GF shaved her armpits for a formal event -- what a waste!

[Surfer500]

Ok folks, just for today, I will try to add something different for you to complain about it.

I met this girl a few weeks ago. I find her fascinating bcos she is so different to the majority in MDE / Col.

Every time I meet her she has a faint odour over her body. Nothing bad, just a natural odour. An odour that most girls seek to hide below dozens of squirts of some perfume spray or other. Some might find her odour offensive. I find it charming.

When we have sex and she spreads them wide and proud, she has an odour down there too. She gets wet, gooey and funky. She has an odour, but again, I find it a turn on that I can smell her getting horny. It's not a disease, its just a natural odour. That's how things are supposed to be. Maybe when I was younger I would have objected, but these days I don't GAF. I enjoy the extra range of experience she provides.

I have heard so many times here of guys doing a sniff test etc. To me, that is so ridiculous. We live on different planets. This is why reports are pointless apart from entertainment value.

I have one that gets wet and kind of like gushes when she comes and it's very silky, perhaps gooey as you describe, albeit no odor.

I can totally relate to the uniqueness of your girl.

And what does GAF mean?

[Elvis 2008]

What I will never understand is dudes willingly paying over US $100 per night for a hotel room but unwilling to pay a girl $10 for her services.

LOL. Let me expand on that: $2500 on a first class ticket, $300 a night at the Marriott, $200 steak dinner, and then paying a La Isla girl $200 a night, and you have these dummies on here screaming, "You way overpaid. You are fucking up the ecosystem".

And you never hear anyone criticize the first three things because it is known. We all know about cheaper hotels, restaurants ETC but when it comes to women no one knows anything unless I show them a picture and talk about the sex. So if you are criticizing a guy for overpaying, that assumes you know the looks of the women and quality of sex the other guy had and you know that you got the equivalent experience for much less money. But how can anyone know that? There is no way of knowing that so the loser criticizing someone else for overspending assumes that the sex you had was the equal of his which is the epitome of delusion and narcissism, and it results in the ultimate childhood pronouncement, "The reason I am not having that much great sex is because of other guys. " How stupid is that?

The truth is the guys who really are fucking up the market are the ones fucking the dog shit ugly women in Centro for $10. That ruins the market as ugly women now think they should get paid for sex. I could not find any attractive women to fuck because of those assholes. / s. He he he.

[JustTK]

Ok folks, just for today, I will try to add something different for you to complain about it.

I met this girl a few weeks ago. I find her fascinating bcos she is so different to the majority in MDE / Col.

Every time I meet her she has a faint odour over her body. Nothing bad, just a natural odour. An odour that most girls seek to hide below dozens of squirts of some perfume spray or other. Some might find her odour offensive. I find it charming.

When we have sex and she spreads them wide and proud, she has an odour down there too. She gets wet, gooey and funky. She has an odour, but again, I find it a turn on that I can smell her getting horny. It's not a disease, its just a natural odour. That's how things are supposed to be. Maybe when I was younger I would have objected, but these days I don't GAF. I enjoy the extra range of experience she provides.

I have heard so many times here of guys doing a sniff test etc. To me, that is so ridiculous. We live on different planets. This is why reports are pointless apart from entertainment value.

[JustTK]

This is a forum for reports. ...So to reiterate, bitching about an experience is valid....I've said it before, the button to post says "upload report" for a reason.

Yeah but 'report' has various meanings itself.

You could say it means a report on a girl. But in my experience that is total worthless apart from for entertainment value. There are countless reasons why one person might have a great experience with one gierl, while another has a nightmare. Its useless to look for validation in such reports.

You could talk about a location, bar, club, etc, Same. Changes day to day, hour to hour.

Or you could report about your experiences on the city in general. And to me that's the best info, bcos I don't care about your feelings but I do care if you provide some entertainment or some interesting debate. That's all I am here for. Some entertainment and some stimulation.

So let's have at it. Provide your worthless chica reviews, and then lets have a good debate about prices and quality. Hehe.

[JustTK]

While we were having sex and I was having my satisfaction last night, out of nowhere some ISG names pop up in my head. WTF!

The worry would be if that was the CAUSE of your satisfaction.

Ur inbox is full.

[Nounce]

....Last week I met the hottest girl I have met in Medellin.... I will repeat with her because it gave me the satisfaction in my head. ....

While we were having sex and I was having my satisfaction last night, out of nowhere some ISG names pop up in my head. WTF!

[RacShack]

I know it's not everyone's cup of tea and get some pretty strong reactions, but I'm looking for a prostate expert!

Looking for any recommendations! Hot and young even better.

Feel free to PM.

Theirs a guy name bubbles that hangs out in the park, ask any girl their they know him, good luck bud, hope this helps.

[Oterri]

I think I have had enough of san peter apartment. The street noise becomes unbearable on weekends, Also they have jacked up prices by 30% so it is no longer desirable for me.

What other AirBNBs and girl friendly hotels exist nearby that are popular with punters and provide excellent value and a quite stay?

Thank you in advance for any suggestions.

[Marxh]

I know it's not everyone's cup of tea and get some pretty strong reactions, but I'm looking for a prostate expert!

Looking for any recommendations! Hot and young even better.

Feel free to PM.

[Paulie97]

There is nothing wrong with doing things your way. In fact, that's exactly how you should do things. If more people understood that it would simplify things.

I've eaten a lot of 8 k-10 k meals, drank my share of 2 k-3 k beers and ridden many a bus, starting when they were 1900. I'll vouch that those prices are right.

There are many different sides to mongering and exploring Medellin. You can spend a little, or spend a lot. In the end, if you're feeling good about it, it was worth what you sent.

Though if someone soon finds out that they spent way more than they needed to for the same product, then in all likelihood they will stop "feeling good about it. " Ignorance ceases to be bliss. Plus by sharing divergent experiences here one may learn from others how to enjoy themselves even more and for longer. If everyone embraced the ultra relativist, "simple" "do it your way, if it feels good do it and don't tell others what to you" angle you propose ad nauseam year after year here, we might as well close up shop. The forum loses most of it's purpose.

[TalkYes]

I am wondering what is the difference between your posts and the posts you are complaining about?

This is a forum for reports. I think it's valid for peple (like myself) to express their grievances and complain about their bad experiences. Some people really don't like it and they feel the need to invalidate these posts like they feel personally insulted that someone else doesn't like a club's business model. Stuff like that is what starts the back and forth arguing that clog the forum with non-informative posts. So to reiterate, bitching about an experience is valid. Bitching about someone else bitching about their experience is less valid. I've said it before, the button to post says "upload report" for a reason. I don't have much to report. Sessioned with this girl https://co.mileroticos.com/escorts/e...nada/23475752/ she was ok, not as hot as the photos, had a lumpy tongue that put me off, but a nice girl. Other than my Seeking girl contunues to be perfect. (P.S. Let's stop calling it SA, it's not called that anymore, and abbreviations only make shit more confusing.).