Medellin Reports

[SavePros321]

Just wanted to save people some time who are trying to get their test done before returning to the US.

After a few searches from the lab testing PDF that other member provided here, Laboratorio Medico de Referencia SAS - +57 304-538-1428 was by far the most responsive and the easiest to deal with in terms of scheduling someone to come to your apartment (or hotel) for your COVID testing.

Everything is done via Whatsapp texting. It's all in Spanish, but you can just pop out of WhatsApp and paste the conversation in the Google Translate app to follow along with what they are telling you. Do not expect them to reply instantly though: it may take them 30 minutes to an hour to reply to you (or more), but they always reply and since they have the chat history, they are well aware of what you've talked with them about previously.

You have to schedule the in-home visit with them one day before you want the test done: so if you wanted to be tested on a Thursday, they will tell you to contact them on Wednesday. I highly recommend you contact them first thing in the morning if you want testing done the next day.

They also had the best payment options:

*Efectivo (you can pay in pesos).

*Credit card (they bring the card machine with them).

Other labs want you to do an electronic transfer, which means you have to find one of those kiosks with a teller, give them the lab bank transfer details, and make the payment a day before you want the test in order to confirm your appointment. That's too much work!

You also have to make sure the testing is done within 3 days of your flight. So if your flight is on a Tuesday, you cannot get tested on a Saturday (outside of the 3-day testing range required). You would have to wait until Monday (they are closed on Sundays and holidays).

I got the Antigen test (Antigeno) and it was 140 k pesos with results via email in 3 to 4 hours after testing. The in-home visit fee (el servicio a domicilio) was 25 k pesos: so 165 k pesos total.

They also had the best time window for the lab tech to arrive at your place: 6:30 am to 9:30 am. And they actually showed up within that time window (not late).

Another lab gave a window of 6:30 am to 6:30 pm, which is ridiculous!

You don't have to leave a tip, but I gave the lady lab tech a 10 k peso note just because they made the entire process so damn easy compared to other labs, and for the fact that they come to you, were the most responsive, and had multiple payment options.

This information is specific to those staying in El Poblado. You will need to ask them if they service your sector where you are staying.

You will need to provide them:

*Your full name.

*Passport number.

*Date of birth.

*Email address (to receive your test results).

*Name of the Barrio you are in (like El Poblado).

*Exact direction of your residence.

*Phone number (use the same number you use to talk to them via WhatsApp chat).

Hope this helps!

[Mojo Bandit]

I saw this on Facebook but I have not found any cooboration on the internet which makes me wonder if its fake, the audio sound has weapons firing in full aoutomatic, that's a lot of rounds to be spraying in a neighborhood. Anyone else hear anything about this?

https://colombiatips.com/shootout-in...qIh4_eI_CcRXZw

[PolloNegro]

Hi PN,

I missed meeting up with you but as you know I was busy traveling the whole of Colombia for the past month.

Hope you got back safe. When do you plan to return to Medellin?

The Tall Man.

I should be back early October, I got to make some time for us to go out and party on the city, been a while since we just hung loose, that new place of mines kept me busy, but next trip, we must take an entire day to just unwind and see what kind of good trouble we can find! Pollo Negro is out!

[Surfer500]

The girl of the day was a 19 year old beauty fresh from Caracas.

When she took her clothes off, I was looking at about as perfect as a body can be, for my tastes anyway.

Young, nubile, petite and very willing, LOL.

Now she tells me that I'm her novio, LOL.

For those that say they can't find anything good out in Centro are either way pickier than me, are blind, or lost, LOL.

There's nothing like something fresh off the boat. And yes, there's no shortage of cute young girls in Centro these days compared to several months ago, yet now the cuter girls are asking guys how long which there basing their pricing on, that is what I'm hearing from my fellow street rats, and pricing has been going up for foreigners as they know they are a commodity and pricing accordingly.

Yet for guys that don't have to go with the "cuties", it still can be a bonanza.

[Surfer500]

I'm making an ATM run today, the exchange rate is around 3,914 and a good time to stock up on Pesos in my opinion.

[Just Incognito]

Hey fellas,

I'm a native Spanish speaker and heading out to Colombia next week. I planned to go to Medellin, I had this crazy idea in my mind where I kept asking girls online to let me stay with them and I would pay them rent. Most of them said no except obvious working girls who obviously wanted a lot of money for the deal.

I talked to a woman in her 30's who lives in a small town near Cartagena (300 000 population). I propositioned to her and lowballed it offering her 800 k for the month all included (food, lodging, etc) and to my surprise she accepted for 900 k (even with sex included). We videochatted already and I was expecting a dump but she appears to live in a very nice place.

I do believe her she has never done it before because actual working girls always talk in a different way and would never accept such a low offer.

She is obviously not a smoke show. I would rate her a 6. My plan now is to land in Medellin and take a 8 HR bus to her city. I didn't meet her on a dating app, it was a cultural exchange app.

Am I being dumb? Am I just going to get kidnapped or robbed? I usually have good street smarts and a good sense for when people are trying to play me and it doesn't seem like she is. Keep in mind I'm the one who pushed for this.

This can't be real. LOL.

Good luck with that. I will look for you on the evening news. Sheesh.

I'm not sure international travel is a good idea for everybody.

[Ecchi]

Hey fellas,

I'm a native Spanish speaker and heading out to Colombia next week. I planned to go to Medellin, I had this crazy idea in my mind where I kept asking girls online to let me stay with them and I would pay them rent. Most of them said no except obvious working girls who obviously wanted a lot of money for the deal.

Am I being dumb? Am I just going to get kidnapped or robbed? I usually have good street smarts and a good sense for when people are trying to play me and it doesn't seem like she is. Keep in mind I'm the one who pushed for this.

Penny wise pound foolish. While Medellin has cleaned up, kidnapping still does happen. And this is just asking for it. Like those idiots wearing a shirt that says "kick me".

Sorry for being harsh but this is dumb as hell. Play stupid game win stupid prize.

PS I hope this is not to save money. Because damn…I’ll try to crowdfund for you man

[Elvis 2008]

My plan now is to land in Medellin and take a 8 HR bus to her city. I didn't meet her on a dating app, it was a cultural exchange app.

Dude,

It is an hour flight and $60 to fly there from Bogota. Airport code is CZU. That is the airport that serves Sincelejo. Why an 8 hour bus ride?

Am I being dumb? Am I just going to get kidnapped or robbed? I usually have good street smarts and a good sense for when people are trying to play me and it doesn't seem like she is. Keep in mind I'm the one who pushed for this.

I think you are worried about the wrong things. It is a shit town. What are you going to do there the whole month?

The question is not whether you are going to get taken advantage of as much as if you all are going to get along. Instead of doing the john-working girl route, why not find a girl you like and hang out with her? I keep telling you guys there are women who will fuck you in Colombia and do not want to get paid for it.

When I go to Colombia, I am going to see my gal, and she is going to run as fast she can jump in my arms with the biggest smile you can imagine. I have gotten her gifts she throws them to the side, ignores them, and pushes me into bed. Last trip we did fun things and when I asked her the best part, she said the sex.

I was only travel to Colombia a week at a time, am no one's idea of Brad Pitt and could have a dozen women lined up for the kind of deal you got. If you can afford to take a month off, find a woman who really likes you and spend time with her. Get out of the fucking john mindset.

[Osteoknot]

Another hotel change and this time I got out of the Avenue 70 district. Catgirl followed my taxi on her girlfriend's moto and her little fat ass looked great on it.

Catgirl gave some great passive oral in the middle of packing but once we landed at the new hotel, she did not hang around. We are taking a mutually agreed upon 5 day hiatus while she bleeds. I have never seen a woman in my life whose behavior changes (for the worse) so dramatically while she is on her "Red Days" as Catgirl. Some months it's not so noticeable, but this month is bad. Thank Gawd she recognizes her own condition. After I survived one of her episodes a couple of years ago we agreed that it is not a good idea for me to be around her during those days. A great amount of insight for someone so young. Talk about falling in shit and coming out smelling like a rose, sometimes I cannot believer my own good fortune. Five days off every month from my regular hawt as fuck novia to fuck my other girls. This is one example of what I mean by Medellin being my Heaven on Earth.

Now to the fun stuff. A repeat performance from Purrfekt Piel. I have been here two weeks and at 2-4 girls per day, I am starting to see get into the second round with some of my regulars. As anyone who follows me remembers, I call her Purrfekct Piel because she has zero piercings and zero tattoos. And fuck, look at her body, practically purrfekt. I told her I would pay her 150 including taxi and she jumped on it. She actually said the money is not important. Four words that I did not think could leave a prepagos mouth in that order, but Purrfekt and I have quite the comfortable history. I think she would fuck me for free but then you have a "novia" and not a business arrangement and I don't need another girlfriend. Talk about the power or the pink, when I first met Purrfekt she always had blanco or white cocaine on her, and she had a 2-3 gram a day habit. The cocaine made her more productive at her repetitive motion manual labor job. This was the first time I saw her and she did not bring her own blanco. She did a ton of pink. I asked her if she was a convert from white to pink and she said yes.

I have yet to see Soft Swirl but she Whassaps me every day. I invited her over but she said she was totally dependent on her mom for child care and now that her mom has died, she doesn't know any option. I told her to offer a baby sitter double whatever the going Colombian rate is for watching a kid and I would pay it, but apparently she does not have any takers.

The pink shit I have been getting lately is epic. My previous trip to Medellin, I paid part of my guy's fine when he got busted by the policia, which usually happens 2 or 3 times a year. Basically, the cops already know who he is, they pick their spot, stop him, take all his shit, and then give him a deadline usually around 72 hours to pay a fine or they will process him. He borrowed 1. 5 million off me, I think the fine was three million. He paid me back half a million, and then I had to leave the country because my visa ran out. We never really discussed it but the implications were obvious. When we hooked up this time the deals have been fat and happy.

Stories about pink shit are purely fictional and are for entertainment purposes only. I do not condone the use of recreational drugs and would never buy, sell, transport or use any illegal substance in any country of the world.

[Osteoknot]

Damn Ostee, how many days out of the year do you spend in Colombia? You have some wild stories juggling all these girls.

I will use up all 180 days of my tourista vista in 2021. For 2022, I am pretty sure I will be changing visas to allow more time, but there are many options. Medellin is my new home away from home.

[Yusk1984]

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[ManchesterLad1]

Unfortunately I do not see a lot of actual reports in this thread.

I've seen New Life and want to know what other casas & spas are safe with good chicas.

Prices & of course for full service only.

Thank you.

[Balboa]

Finally took a flight from Bogota to Medellin this morning.

I enjoyed Bogota and Santa Fe, but man I'm glad to back walking the Plaza Botero again.

Saw and chatted with a handful of previous amigas and met a few newbies.

The girl of the day was a 19 year old beauty fresh from Caracas.

When she took her clothes off, I was looking at about as perfect as a body can be, for my tastes anyway.

Young, nubile, petite and very willing, LOL.

Now she tells me that I'm her novio, LOL.

For those that say they can't find anything good out in Centro are either way pickier than me, are blind, or lost, LOL.

Saw a handful of gringos out today as well.

There's a pack of like 8 older gringos, that the girls tell me live in el Centro, going around asking all the girls for no condom sex.

The girls I hang with say "no way Jose", LOL, but I'm sure they find willing chicas, with the desperation out there.

They're just making a name for themselves is all.

To each their own I guess.

Glad to be back!

[Belisaj]

Hey fellas,

I'm a native Spanish speaker and heading out to Colombia next week. I planned to go to Medellin, I had this crazy idea in my mind where I kept asking girls online to let me stay with them and I would pay them rent. Most of them said no except obvious working girls who obviously wanted a lot of money for the deal.

Am I being dumb? Am I just going to get kidnapped or robbed? I usually have good street smarts and a good sense for when people are trying to play me and it doesn't seem like she is. Keep in mind I'm the one who pushed for this.

Hey man. I got major alarm bells going off regarding this. There's so many things that can go wrong and your logistics are all over the place. This girl you've arranged to stay with has all the cards in her hands and you've got zero leverage. I'd recommend to just stay in Medellin and get an Airbnb. Why are you trying to stay with one girl the entire time? The girlfriend experience isn't worth that. You shouldn't really be traveling anyways if you can't afford the basic necessities. You got to go in with the attitude that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong and plan accordingly to mitigate these risks.

[Balboa]

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Am I being dumb? Am I just going to get kidnapped or robbed? I usually have good street smarts and a good sense for when people are trying to play me and it doesn't seem like she is. Keep in mind I'm the one who pushed for this.

Why not just go to Medellin, find a cheap motel for about the same price, speak your fluent spanish with the chicas and enjoy life.

You're bound to meet many that you like!

Unless that's what you're looking for, a cheap deal like that.

Definitely not for me, but good luck if you go for it.