Medellin Reports

[Baudelairemod]

Although I've been back for a week now, I haven't really had time to post a report so here it is.

Had my usual spring biannual trip in MDE and have to say that everything went as expected. Unlike you guys, I am afraid I am not that adventurous as I stayed in the Mansion for the whole week. Granted it's not what it used to be but at those prices you can't really beat it. For someone as lazy as me, it makes sense to go to the only game in town. Sure the rooms could use a fresh coat of paint (and they were actually remodeling a few while I was there) but where else do you get that sense of safety and gorgeous girls delivered to your door?

Did also a few casas but wasn't lucky enough to spot a diamond in the rough. Managed to hit quite a few of the strip clubs (Fase 2, etc.) but wasn't particularly impressed with the girls. Loads of them had implants and the attitude was very bored / mechanic. Definitely not GFE like in the Mansion! Looks wise there were definitely a few stunners though.

On my last day I was also lucky enough to attend the huge birthday party that a regular mansion visitor managed to throw. The club downstairs was packed and full of pussy wall to wall. We actually found out the following day that 125 girls registered to enter! Picked up a scared little cutie (classic deer in the headlights look) that was there for the first time. She was incredibly sweet and made my night.

Also managed to spend time with a few of the more "seasoned" girls there but who always and consistently deliver an outstanding service (you guys know who I am talking about). Talk about champs!

On my casa trips I spent a bit of time in Centro but couldn't wait to get out of there. Let's not sugarcoat it guys, Centro is a shithole. Between the dirt, the smells, the trannies, the junkies, the clearly not of age streetwalkers and the countless Venezuelan beggars, I honestly do not understand why anyone would want to spend any time there. But then again I guess others might not understand why I like the mansion and Poblado. I guess I just prefer to stay in nice places rather than in some rundown motel where a 50-yo trannie greets me at the door (true story). I mean why choose that area if you don't have to? To pay $15 for some girl from god knows where rather than $50?? Seriously?

Happy to say that the massage scene seems to be picking up too. Plenty of places in Poblado in classy joints with cute little girls more than willing to provide a final feliz! They seem to usually be in shopping malls (look for masaje para caballeros) but there a few in side streets.

I think I got everything but might add as my brain reboots! Feel free to also ask.

So long boys.

[Balboa]

Probably the same way they can tell when you are out with a chick that is a hooker or a chick that is not a hooker.

Last week I spent time in Bogota, Melgar (many Colombians wearing shorts and flip flops despite people here saying they don't), and Barranquilla. I am Black American and speak Spanish. Nobody confused me for a Colombian. Before I could open my mouth they would already be trying to speak English with me.

It is the same when I go to Ghana, Senegal, or South Africa. Everyone knows that I am a Black American. Nobody in Accra, Dakar, or Durban has ever confused me with being an African. That blending in shit is a myth. If you are not from there then you are not blending in to shit, no matter how much you want to think you are.

P. S. Colombians even know Venezuelans from Colombians and they used to be the same damn country. So if you are not from around there then nobody is confusing you for being from around there.

Well, you're generalizing of course.

They can probably tell you're a gringo before you speak by the way you dress or carry yourself.

There are black people in Colombia from Paisas to Caleños, Caribbean to Pacificos.

All shapes, shades and sizes.

Of course once you speak, whether you speak well or not, you'll have an accent, and identifiable as non-Colombian.

I've personally been mistaken as either Brazilian or Argentine in Colombia, by my look and particular Spanish accent.

Colombians know one is a Venezuelan when they speak.

The slang, accent, sayings, etc.

Physically they are obviously very similar.

Blending in is dependent on the individual.

Some obviously blend better than others.

We've all seen the obvious gringo out there.

[PolloNegro]

It has occurred to me that a monger can determine the health of a provider during foreplay by examining her vaginal discharge. This could assist said monger in determining whether to indulge in non covered activity such as BBFS, BBBJ or DATY. The below mentioned information should be of assistance:

Clear discharge = Healthy.

Grey discharge = Vaginal vaginosis.

Pink discharge = cervical bleeding.

Yellow / Green discharge = bacterial infection or sexually transmitted infection. There also may be an odor associated with it.

Brown discharge = This could be a sign of uterine or cervical cancer. Additionally, during menopause, a woman should not have any type of vaginal bleeding, which is also a sign of uterine cancer.

Red discharge = Menstruation, cervical infection, cervical polyp, endometrial or cervical cancer.

Thick, White cottage cheese-type discharge = yeast infection. Roughly 90 percent of women will have a yeast infection at some point in their life.

I had to ask, there are way too many BM's giving out health advice without flashing their medical credentials. You are going to give out this info to a group of guys using their little head and ask them use this format for checking women to see if they are eligible for DATY and BBFS, no point of reference, just look for the color of discharge and the cottage cheese? No culture & sensitivity, no microscope slide, no laboratory data, just color of discharge? I'll keep this format in mind the next time I'm vaginally examining a girl from Parque Botero or Vera Cruz. Smh, Pollo Negro is out!

[Turgid]

It has occurred to me that a monger can determine the health of a provider during foreplay by examining her vaginal discharge. This could assist said monger in determining whether to indulge in non covered activity such as BBFS, BBBJ or DATY. The below mentioned information should be of assistance:

Clear discharge = Healthy.

Grey discharge = Vaginal vaginosis.

Pink discharge = cervical bleeding.

Yellow / Green discharge = bacterial infection or sexually transmitted infection. There also may be an odor associated with it.

Brown discharge = This could be a sign of uterine or cervical cancer. Additionally, during menopause, a woman should not have any type of vaginal bleeding, which is also a sign of uterine cancer.

Red discharge = Menstruation, cervical infection, cervical polyp, endometrial or cervical cancer.

Thick, White cottage cheese-type discharge = yeast infection. Roughly 90 percent of women will have a yeast infection at some point in their life.

[PVMonger]

I'm seeing posts about rates and I'm a little confused. 200 k and 200 mil, are they the same or nah? Pardon my ignorance I'm used to going to Costa Rica not Medellin.

"K" is a North American (and maybe wider) abbreviation for "thousand". "Mil" is the Spanish word for "thousand". So $200 k and $200 mil are the same.

[Husker Dude]

Quick question. Is it better to go down to Medellin with USD or should I exchange everything beforehand? If exchanging where should I do it? Appreciate it in advance.

I was in Medellin last month. I got an average of 3150p/$ out of ATM's and the exchange rate was posted at 2850. I use a Schwab debit card which refunds any reign transaction fees, so use a ATM card similar to the Schwab with no ATM or foreign transaction fees.

[Starlord1]

Probably the same way they can tell when you are out with a chick that is a hooker or a chick that is not a hooker.

Last week I spent time in Bogota, Melgar (many Colombians wearing shorts and flip flops despite people here saying they don't), and Barranquilla. I am Black American and speak Spanish. Nobody confused me for a Colombian. Before I could open my mouth they would already be trying to speak English with me.

It is the same when I go to Ghana, Senegal, or South Africa. Everyone knows that I am a Black American. Nobody in Accra, Dakar, or Durban has ever confused me with being an African. That blending in shit is a myth. If you are not from there then you are not blending in to shit, no matter how much you want to think you are.

P. S. Colombians even know Venezuelans from Colombians and they used to be the same damn country. So if you are not from around there then nobody is confusing you for being from around there.

Thank you brother LOL. Ain't no blending in LOL. I don't even try LOL they know yo ass a gringo. Regardless if I speak Spanish or not. LOL. My black ass will try my best to not look wealthy and watch my 6 that's it. If a fool wants to try it. Whelp let's go.

[Mr Enternational]

Please explain the difference between African look and Black Americans. I hope you know that Africa is a very diverse continent, if not the most diverse. I know Black Latinos are just confused about what race actually is, so lets just give them a pass. But to get to the point, money is more important than your race.

Probably the same way they can tell when you are out with a chick that is a hooker or a chick that is not a hooker.

Last week I spent time in Bogota, Melgar (many Colombians wearing shorts and flip flops despite people here saying they don't), and Barranquilla. I am Black American and speak Spanish. Nobody confused me for a Colombian. Before I could open my mouth they would already be trying to speak English with me.

It is the same when I go to Ghana, Senegal, or South Africa. Everyone knows that I am a Black American. Nobody in Accra, Dakar, or Durban has ever confused me with being an African. That blending in shit is a myth. If you are not from there then you are not blending in to shit, no matter how much you want to think you are.

P. S. Colombians even know Venezuelans from Colombians and they used to be the same damn country. So if you are not from around there then nobody is confusing you for being from around there.

[Jooks]

Quick question. Is it better to go down to Medellin with USD or should I exchange everything beforehand? If exchanging where should I do it? Appreciate it in advance.

Your best friend is an ATM. USD is generally not accepted and exchanges give terrible rates. Read through the forum, lots more posts on this.

[Jayson01]

That was a very. Non thought out question. Of course I know that. I'm not their kind of black. You must not be black. There's Latin black, African black. Caribbean black we came in different shades and bone structure. I definitely do not look Latin black at all.

Please explain the difference between African look and Black Americans. I hope you know that Africa is a very diverse continent, if not the most diverse. I know Black Latinos are just confused about what race actually is, so lets just give them a pass. But to get to the point, money is more important than your race.

[Flpdpt]

Hi,

Any recommendation for a 6 hour lay over? Any good places near airport?

[PolloNegro]

That was a very. Non thought out question. Of course I know that. I'm not their kind of black. You must not be black. There's Latin black, African black. Caribbean black we came in different shades and bone structure. I definitely do not look Latin black at all.

I can pass for African American, I often get accused of being Jamaican, truth is, I'm Puerto Rican and I have seen a few Afro Colombians who looked just like me. Your clothes will give you away, plus they have a hidden structure system there, they will know that you are not from Colombia. Funny thing is this, most Colombians are super surprised at how well I speak spanish, to them, I don't look as though I speak spanish and I clearly understand everything they say, even when they try and use slang. So don't be surprised to find out you may look more Colombian than you imagine! Pollo negro is out!

[Zeos1]

I'm seeing posts about rates and I'm a little confused. 200 k and 200 mil, are they the same or nah? Pardon my ignorance I'm used to going to Costa Rica not Medellin.

Mil is thousand in Spanish. K is an international abbreviation for thousand. So yes, they are the same.

Easy to convert to US dollars or close. Just knock off the last 3 zeros. (the mil or K) and divide by 3.

[Knowledge]

I have a soft spot for Luna Lunera.

Medellin is hardly oversaturated as of yet. Everybody is always debating Centro versus Poblado when there are at least 30 places in Laureles and Belen which are hardly ever mentioned except for Tantra and Energy Spas. I do agree that Centro and Poblado have a better vibe for tourists. Laureles and Belen are more middle class whereas in Centro you can find the inexpensive and in Poblado you can find the high end.

https://www.fantasiasenergy.com/

http://tantramedellin.com/

Maybe I should add Luna Lunera.

https://www.instagram.com/explore/lo...ightclub?hl=en

[Knowledge]

The six figure fees are more than anyone needs to pay. I won't criticize anyone for doing it. Some of the rationalizations are out there - - these are better looking girls, they stay with me for hours, etc. I'm pretty much numb to it. Until I hear about the taxi fares on top of it. It's not for me, pick any reason. I'm cheap, my standards are low, whatever.

Hey PolloNegro, first excuse me that we did not meet up as we had talked earlier this year, I wifed up for almost 3 weeks with a costena that I met in centro and traveled and had more sex in those 3 weeks than I use to have in a whole year, jejejeje.

Your comment about girls and pricing is spot on, I live in Medellin most of the year and the girls know that when they really need some help they can count on me, we are not talking big money here more like they have some immediate bill that they must pay like 50 or 60 mil and so I help them out and what I usually get in return is phenomenal.

Why anyone pays more than 200 mil for even multiple hours is stupid, I get it that we all have different sized pockets but come on.

The Tall Man.