Medellin Reports

[El Mechanico]

Little tiny, cute Sofia Perez. Always posting ass pics on Fay-boo, and man does she have a nice one!! We agreed on 200 K Cop for the session and she came over Sat pm. Texted when she got there and asked me to come outside to pay the 13 k taxi fare. I handed her the 200 k and she paid the fare, came inside, threw the 187 K COP on the coffee table and said in an angry tone, 'You have to pay me 30 k more for the taxi!' I picked up the pile of bills, peeled of 3 10 k bills (I know, it should have only been 13 k and I was just trying to get her to leave) and told her adios, the cita is over. She left and then started texting calling me a tacone & 'Que horror" jajajaja, etc, etc. I scrolled back up on our text thread and took a screenshot of her agreeing to the "$200 k ni mas, ni menos" and sent it to her. She then apologized, and asked to come back over, but the moment was ruined and she just looked like a clockwatcher who would change the rules once the door closed. I know they act different at different times and certainly different with different people, just be careful with this one. There are to many of them out there to be putting up with their nonsense, no matter how hot their booty is. And as usual YMMV! Just a word of warning.

El Mechanico.

[FortuneWaffers]

You are in a major tourist area that has been cleaned up pretty well. You won't be able to make the correct comparison until you have visited the seedy part of El Centro.

This is by far the best and most direct way to score hoes in Medellin.

Thought I would test the another site this morning, got to Botero square early around 9 am, immediately spotted a cute Venezuelan quoted 40 Mil for 30 minutes, and 80 Mil for str8 up ANAL-duro. Immediately proceeded to her motel of choice on the next block, 16 Mil for 30 min room. Whole thing went by without a hitch.

Went to get a haircut, then found another one, Paisa, she wanted 50 Mil for 30 minutes and 30 Mill extra for anal, again, came out to be exactly 80 Mill again, got it done. This one is standing directly under the stair case of her motel, didn't even check my ID like the one from the AM. Even rolled up some premo-strain name weed to smoke her out directly on the Street in front of the motel. This cannot feel easier.

I spent yesterday basically being played by PP-hoe that never showed up and have had FB hoes that I've spend months talking to bail on me and my time. This Street action is by far the easiest way to go. I cannot imagine what this feel like if I spoke some real Spanish. Future goals!

Not once did I feel sketched out, homeless people are abundance but yet to witness a crazy one wielding a weapon etc. Again, I didn't flash dinero or my phone. I didn't try to look more out of place than my baby-face and Chinese-ness already is. Honestly, no one has came up to me with anything but kindness or the curiosity of to hit my joint LOL.

Conclusion: I rolled this El Centro dice twice in one day, maybe I got lucky, or just its Not that bad at all. I am far most sketched in ¨gentrified Brooklyn¨. Tho, I have no reason to go to that area after 6 and Will area that's prolly one of the more risky things I can do.

[SJobs]

You are in a major tourist area that has been cleaned up pretty well. You won't be able to make the correct comparison until you have visited the seedy part of El Centro.

True. I don't think I have any desire to visit the seedy part of El Centro, parque botero area is already seedy enough for me.

[CuriousFun]

My issue is that I have a Visa Debit card from Scotiabank, never owned a credit card in my life & I've never used this card at a ATM ever overseas either so I'm scared it won't work & I'm left stranded in Colombia with no pesos for 2 weeks. I'm probably just paranoid but I think I will just bring some USA the & try to use the ATM's & hope I can get cash out.

I setup a tangerine account (owned by Scotiabank) because the ATM fee for international ATM was much lower. I used it at a variety of banks and never once had an issue.

[CuriousFun]

Are you sure Juliana Nochety isn't a tranny?

I have never seen her. So I don't know. I just wanted to share links where the Friends list was not private to help others build their list.

[MedalloPack]

Does she honestly believe that it is normal some guy will pass out tons of money to a random chick only for the sake of helping her out? I don't know what he believed, but the phrase about a fool and his money comes to mind. You don't need to send money to get love gentlemen; love is free. And if you are shelling out money, then be clear that it is going towards the rental of pussy so you won't wind up like this guy when you get into town. Better yet, pay as you go to avoid any confusion.

This mf is even funnier with the memes and twitter feed!
https://www.caracoltv.com/regias/vir...twitter-ie4487

You told me that your dad was sick! Yeah, he got sick when he seen me come home with these 6 million pesos that you sent!

It amazes me how ignorant some of these men can be. It also makes me wonder the age gap on some of these "relationships" you guys think you have.

I am a 37 year old who lives in Medellin and my wife is 30. That is quite a large age gap IMO. If you're 50 or 60 please do not think a woman under 30 is in love with you for anything other than your money.

[Wolf662]

You are in a major tourist area that has been cleaned up pretty well. You won't be able to make the correct comparison until you have visited the seedy part of El Centro.

Boy, I agree there, my 1st trip my date had our taxi go look for weed at 2 am in parts of Centro that were a cross between "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas" meets "Zombieland".

[Nounce]

I totally agree that el centro feels a lot of safer than the seedy part of a major US city. It has about 1/10 of homeless people compare to San Francisco.

You are in a major tourist area that has been cleaned up pretty well. You won't be able to make the correct comparison until you have visited the seedy part of El Centro.

[Surfer500]

I have always said that if thieves in these different countires were waiting for only foreigners to rob, then they would starve to death. A thief does not care who they steal from.

All due respect Mr. E, but a smart thief will steal from what they perceive or think will be a better mark for them. In the context of the original post, it had to do with Colombian versus foreigner as a victim, not Colombians solely as victims.

[Surfer500]

I was in Lleras on Friday night, there were cops walking around with drug sniffing dogs. A few Chicas got caught for carrying Tutsi. I had about a gram and half on me and I was scared shitless.

According to your last two posts your walking around Medellin with an expensive " I"-phone, drugs, and no Spanish speaking skills? Almost sounds like your bragging, but I don't think that's the case.

I would think twice about carrying around an expensive "I" phone with you, there have been several posts about phones being stolen.

In regards to carrying a "stash" on you. Not a good idea being a foreigner as crooked cops will extort money from you, where as a Colombian may just have there stash taken away from them and walk. I have seen this in the bus station where a drug sniffing dog discovered some pot on someone, it was confiscated with no repercussions for the Colombian. However a foreigner in Parque Lleras, and around that area, will most probably not just walk away unscathed. There have been posts about this as well.

So my advice to you is, keep your "I" phone and stash in your room.

[Just Incognito]

Well, read this and you will see where these things can end up.

https://www.caracoltv.com/regias/act...-hechos-ie4487

I will be in Baranquilla in 2 weeks. I wish she could be trusted. I'd pay for that--chick is banging'!

Sheesh! That's what I want.

Check her out on Facebook:

Paola Ariza Oficial.

But, yeah, the broader point: be clear with communication, pay after the deeds are done! And don't take any drama too public like this guy did. That's just going to create more problems IMO.

[Mr Enternational]

Well, read this and you will see where these things can end up.

https://www.caracoltv.com/regias/act...-hechos-ie4487

Does she honestly believe that it is normal some guy will pass out tons of money to a random chick only for the sake of helping her out? I don't know what he believed, but the phrase about a fool and his money comes to mind. You don't need to send money to get love gentlemen; love is free. And if you are shelling out money, then be clear that it is going towards the rental of pussy so you won't wind up like this guy when you get into town. Better yet, pay as you go to avoid any confusion.

This mf is even funnier with the memes and twitter feed!
https://www.caracoltv.com/regias/vir...twitter-ie4487

You told me that your dad was sick! Yeah, he got sick when he seen me come home with these 6 million pesos that you sent!

[Mr Enternational]

As for being mistaken for Colombian reducing your risk of being victim of a crime, you're fooling yourself. Colombians rob Colombians all the time.

I have always said that if thieves in these different countires were waiting for only foreigners to rob, then they would starve to death. A thief does not care who they steal from.

[FortuneWaffers]

Had a Photoprepago flake on me, wasted 22 bucks on a love motel for the day, ended up in Casa New Life.

Paid 180 total for 2 leches, una en culito, una en coño. Forgot the chick's name but she's a thick brunette with a grade A anus. They are all equally thick, just my thing.

80 house fee, 100 propina for anal duro.

Seems like that's the price range for anal, hopefully I can find some more for cheaper. Sundays seems like a bust as shit close early.

And not many chicas on the hoe sites, hopefully the working girls work on the weekdays.

[Mr Enternational]

My issue is that I have absolutely zero Spanish speaking skills. I visited all the strip joint near parque botero, it's way cheaper than gusto and la isla, but the ambiance is not nearly as nice. There are a few hot girls (most of them are below a 4 in my book), but there is no way I can google translate her back to my place, especially at 11 pm with an iPhone X.

I guess you are talking about Conejita's. You definitely can not google translate there because there is no cell phone signal down in that dungeon. Always tickles me when foreigners come trying to do things a different way. You don't see locals trying to whisk these chicks off to another part of town.