Medellin Reports

[Turgid]

Thanks for the information. I guess I must have bad luck! I've been there 5 times now and haven't ever had hot water in the shower.

I've been there numerous times. I'm trying to session all the chicas. Yesterday my chica entered the shower first and had hot water, by the time I entered hot water was gone. They need to fix that. I've gotten cold water less than 50% of the time though. I went with Veronica yesterday, a little overweight but got the job done.

[Caffe Hermano]

GFCIM is more common than GFCI.

GFCIM starts with GFE, which leads to BBJ and ends in CIM. The abbreviated abbreviation for this is GFCIM.

No, he did not mean GFCIM. He meant a GFCI device which prevents people from getting electric shock. But your post made my day!

[Lion55]

For the record not all the rooms in Energy have only cold water. Some, probably most, have hot as well. There was one room in particular where on one day I got only cold water and on another day I got hot water.

Thanks for the information. I guess I must have bad luck! I've been there 5 times now and haven't ever had hot water in the shower.

[Charm City Dave]

Unfortunately my buddy isn't that flexible with time off from work, so changing flights isn't going to be possible. Any other suggestions? I've heard some conflicting reports. Some people say places are still open just not as many. Another person I asked said places only close down on actual easter and even then, only some of the places.

Given you circumstances I'd recommend staying with Jake, just get him to confirm he can hook you both up during that time.

[Turgid]

Hit up *Abydos (33 # 64-198) but wasn't feeling this place. The women were older and had a lot of work done. Also the mamas an was too structured. She went down the price list and actually told us how many nuts we to with xyz time. IE.

If you pay for 1/2 hour you get one nut and a had job or pay for an hour you get 2 positions 3 uts. Blah blah.

Again not my thing. We politely said fuck this place and went to energy were I had the freedom to nut as many times as I want in my little 30 minutes.

I guess you did not see Pamela at Abydos. She told me she's 20 and looks it. Nice face and great body. Not tall though probably 5' 4". I had a great time with her. I rarely repeat with a chica but I did with her. She really banged up my nuts in doggy.

[Narai]

I am always afraid I am going to get electrocuted from shoddy electrical work and hanging wires with unprotected circuits!

I have never seen a GFCI receptacle or breaker used! Is a GFCI even part of the electrical building code?

GFCIM is more common than GFCI.

GFCIM starts with GFE, which leads to BBJ and ends in CIM. The abbreviated abbreviation for this is GFCIM.

[Caffe Hermano]

I got one advice do not go to a foreign country looking for trouble because you will find it.

Absolutely true and worth reiterating again and again. Try all your trouble seeking in your own country, where you have some idea of how LE works. Outside, it's a very different world. Do read up about scams that LEs hatch with criminals to trap tourists, you will be amazed at the level of brainstorming that goes into these things!!

[World Jockey]

Day1.

Back in MDE from Cali and decided to hit up chic as punto com.

I didn't see anything I liked so wingman decided to take a stunner.

I didn't realize this before but they actually have a third level to that place. When I didn't find a girl on the main floor he showed me a few up top. It didn't help I ended up going without. It was a mad house in there. Almost as much guys as girls. Apparently the 15th is payday in Medellin (maybe even Colombia) so that the absolute worst time to get action.

I ended up skipping this day.

Day 2.

Spent the whole day in centro. Starting to think I should just stay in centro my next trip down.

Hit up up at Zandaly (Carrera 47 #57 A-34, piso 2) This place is by far the cheapest casas I've been to this trip. While waiting for the wingman to finish up I basically just took whichever girl was taking with me the most. I think you can sometimes tell how a girl will be if you interact with her a bit first. Had a decent time again then went people watching around centro till the night. Once it got dark hit up Maracaibo and saw a girl who was exactly my type and took her quickly. She did her job but nothing more. Exchanged numbers with me but said she will only work in the club. Shame I would love to bag her in my room. We went next door to ejective and just had a beer and looked around. I think I have seen the most muscular girl I've ever seen there. If I saw her in the street I would swear she was a ladyboy. Anyhow we decided to head back to Laurels. Hit up *Abydos (33 # 64-198) but wasn't feeling this place. The women were older and had a lot of work done. Also the mamas an was too structured. She went down the price list and actually told us how many nuts we to with xyz time. IE.

If you pay for 1/2 hour you get one nut and a had job or pay for an hour you get 2 positions 3 uts. Blah blah.

Again not my thing. We politely said fuck this place and went to energy were I had the freedom to nut as many times as I want in my little 30 minutes.

Wingman tells me he isn't having as much fun as I am. Blames it on his zero Spanish skills and age (almost 60). Said he had the most fun and GFE with the escort in Cali (see Cali forum for that story and report). Sz he is still what sapping her and wonder if he should offer to pay her to hang with him a few days. I advise against it and just tell him to find a girl here in Medellin. He says ask her how much she would want to fly up, here we go.

She tells him to pay for her ticket and give her 300 USD (yes USD) and she will hang with him for 2 days. He replies with 250 and she agrees. He buys the ticket and she arrives day after tomorrow.

Day 3.

Fucked around all day then hit up energy again since its close by. Again another decent session at this place.

There was a game that night so went for a drink by th stadium. Some girl working there heard English and started to flirt with me. Said she wanted to hang out and "funky fucky" she had a friend for my wingman too. Well after the game let out it got swamped and she couldn't leave work. However her friend got another girl and we hung out with them. 1st non pros of the trip.

No screwing that night but I have her whatsapp so I'm still working on it for a return trip. Wish me luck.

Day 4.

Wingmans golden ball and chain arrive So I am flying solo. He likes to and is taking her so I guess that's the only silver lining. She will make sure he does not pay gringo prices.

I'm flying solo for the next few days so decide to hit up centro. While people watching I get a card for Yakusa (Carrera 50 A # 53-38) these girls are young. Kinda like chic as pinto girls. As a matter of fact they advertise 18-25 as well.

When I walk in I see a couple of cops there. I force my brain to remember this isn't the USA and everything is cool. They even shake my had as they walk out. Ended up with a tiny young thing. No complaints with this place.

Day 5.

Wingman is still with the diamond studded ball and chain. Ate breakfast with them as the 3rd wheel then hauled ass to centro. Ended up meeting a non pro street vendor and hit it off. We went touring around on her scooter. She is married so I am still not sure where that's headed. Hit up a few board members and made plans to hang with DC fan later. Cool as fuck.

DC showed me a couple new laid back spots (RTFF he already posted the info). They are both close to that new strip joint Jenni's. We hung out with a few chicas then closed out night out after a good time.

I went back to Laureles which is starting to feel like a prison.

Day 6.

Last day in Medellin.

Wingman finally ditched his prepago. She was on her way back to Cali.

I went and showed him all the fun he missed while stuck with her. Went all over centro people watching hitting casas and going all out on the last day. At night hit up Mayorista but the didn't have any really good sessions. Had one SW who rushed me only to have her friend knock on the door then walk in before we were done. I was then pressured for a 3 some.

I had enough of that shit and left. There is ad advantage to casa girls. They would never pull that shit.

Ended up going out my last night with the girl I was with on my first night at Apoteosis Club). She wasn't that good.

But at least I know what I'm getting.

No sleep this night. Burned the candles at both ends till it was time to hit the airport.

Also hit the ATM and maxed out the cash I could withdraw. At nearly 3500 to 1 USD I couldn't help it.

I hope the peso doesn't fall but who knows.

Thats it for my trip.

Hope to return sooner than later.

[Knowledge]

This makes more sense. The situation is the same at Aiffe. All the rooms except one have hot water.

For the record not all the rooms in Energy have only cold water. Some, probably most, have hot as well. There was one room in particular where on one day I got only cold water and on another day I got hot water.

[Knowledge]

The shower head heaters are normally installed with breakers. Most people put them behind the wall or close to the power source. That's why you don't notice it while in the shower. The best play is to get the water going and flip the heater on before you get in the shower. You can also ask the girl to get it going.

I am always afraid I am going to get electrocuted from shoddy electrical work and hanging wires with unprotected circuits!

I have never seen a GFCI receptacle or breaker used! Is a GFCI even part of the electrical building code?

[Mr Enternational]

I am always afraid I am going to get electrocuted from shoddy electrical work and hanging wires with unprotected circuits!

LOL. Happened to me a long time ago at my ex girlfriend's house in San Jose. I was in the shower early in the morning. The water was cold as a mf. I reached up and touched something on that showerhead trying to get the water hot and it shocked the shit out of me. Needless to say, I didn't worry about getting the water hot again.

[Web Connect]

Several Centro shit holes have the electric heaters on their shower heads.

I am always afraid I am going to get electrocuted from shoddy electrical work and hanging wires with unprotected circuits!

I have never seen a GFCI receptacle or breaker used! Is a GFCI even part of the electrical building code?

[Judd]

Anyone on the board ever fantasize about fucking a pornstar like Sara Jay? Then, head to the San Diego strip club, and seek out a chica named Natalie. This chica was a monster. She's a fake blonde with a huge ass, and big fake tits. I ended up fucking this broad, and her ass was a dead ringer for Sara Jay's big bum. Her fluffy ass cheeks were bouncing off my stomach. It was a surreal moment for me, and a great way to finish off my time in MDE.

Late,

Judd.

[Old Parr]

Dear Old Parr,

I have seen you write a similar message already in the past, but I just ignored it due to its lack of thoughtfulness, angry nature and poor attitude. I was going to ignore this one as well, but perhaps some insight will keep you from not posting the same lame reply in the future. In addition, I hate coming to a site filled with sex and seeing such an angry person on it. It is very disappointing.

Not everybody goes through nor has time to analyze every sub-forum on ISG. Some of us do real work to keep our world out of the "chitter" as you put it.

Some of the guys were asking about monger friendly hotels on here and so I replied to that. It is about helping each other out. Not about making sure every message is perfectly organized. If you had a job that dealt with real issues, then you would understand how petty you sound.

I do in fact appreciate organization, but rather than ridiculing people with repeated condescending messages, a more effective approach would be to just post the link along with a less hate-filled speech. May I suggest having another Old Parr and chilling out my friend.

Best,

King

Far from angry, I just get straight to the point and tell it like it is. To many people do not use the index so threads get cluttered with chit that does not belong in them, so I simply pointed it out, and provided the link to the thread that corresponded to your message.

[Turgid]

Thanks for the valuable report. Cold water at a Medellin spot that charges what Energy does is not acceptable. Several Centro shit holes have the electric heaters on their shower heads. This is good to know, it helps my feet know how to vote.

For the record not all the rooms in Energy have only cold water. Some, probably most, have hot as well. There was one room in particular where on one day I got only cold water and on another day I got hot water.