Medellin Reports

[Rextor]

God can someone please post the addresses of Loutron and La Isla? Searched everywhere online and all I can find are their general locations (east of Poblado in the mountains somewhere). I know there's a link but I don't have premium access to it.

[Junior11]

A new FB friend says that she sells photos.

This popped up on my Facebook feed today. The girl in question has been discussed before. Here's what I know about her:

Unless it's gone downhill from the drugs, she has an incredible body. On a good day she'll give you a full PSE and won't stop until you stop her. She'll do anything bareback.

She'll also rob you blind if given the chance. I would not be surprised if she isn't soon drugging people and robbing them. About 2 years ago she stole a phone from a monger. I attempted to work out a buyback from her to get the phone back for the guy. She wouldn't consider it and said the phone had pictures and videos of her and a hundred other girls.

I suspect these are some of the pictures and videos she is selling. I also suspect that much of what is for sale will break the same laws that put Subway's Jared in jail.

[Mr Enternational]

In your case, your hookers were just being respectful by using "Usted" instead of "Tu" while talking with you.

The conversation was between the girls. The first one tells the second one that he wants them to go down on each other and asks if that is a problem. The second chick says that is great. It will be wonderful for you to go down on me while he fucks you.

[JjBee62]

This popped up on my Facebook feed today. The girl in question has been discussed before. Here's what I know about her:

Unless it's gone downhill from the drugs, she has an incredible body. On a good day she'll give you a full PSE and won't stop until you stop her. She'll do anything bareback.

She'll also rob you blind if given the chance. I would not be surprised if she isn't soon drugging people and robbing them. About 2 years ago she stole a phone from a monger. I attempted to work out a buyback from her to get the phone back for the guy. She wouldn't consider it and said the phone had pictures and videos of her and a hundred other girls.

I suspect these are some of the pictures and videos she is selling. I also suspect that much of what is for sale will break the same laws that put Subway's Jared in jail.

[JjBee62]

I am planning to go to mansion for drinks while I am in Medellin. How is the bar scene there? Is it easy to pick girls there and rent a room on spot to bang?

Yes. It's easy to rent a room on the spot to bang. Here are the steps to take:

1. Go to the Mansion, pay 50 k to get into the bar.

2. Go to the bar and find a girl.

3. Go to the hotel desk. Tell them you want to rent a room.

4. Wait patiently for about 2 weeks until there is a vacancy.

5. Pay for 2 night minimum stay in the room.

6. Go back to the bar and find another girl. The one you had before has retired and married a plumber from New Jersey.

7. Do this first: RTFF.

[MMHikeus]

So this girl just quoted me 300 k and is not budging. Told me to look elsewhere. I am guessing that some have gotten entitled because people have been overpaying and not sticking to their guns. Whatever but anyone have experience with her? Anything good to say about her? And yes I have searched the board and nothing of her has come up.

https://www.facebook.com/enlly.gomez.75

She fugly. Wouldn't do her for free.

[Surfer500]

Great minds think alike I was going to tell him to RTFF too. You got around to sampling any FB ladies yet Surf5000 can't wait to come back, idk I think once you get enough common friends they start hitting you, I been getting lots of friend request sent to me lately and everyone I have sent a friend request has accepted some real fine ones too.

Me sampling any FayBoo Chicas, nope, that's not going to happen. Lots of my Chicas in Medellin don't even have phones, let alone a FB account, and the ones that do have phones, well there cheap burner phones.

[BMo814]

Welcome to the Medellin thread which contains everything under the sun. Basically soup to nuts. And the typical response to a post like this would be, RTFF, and you know what that stands for.

But since this thread has information about Casa's, Strip Clubs, SW's, and everything else you can imagine and not be interested in, you are going to have to go back thru hundreds of posts wherein lies the answers to your questions.

Great minds think alike I was going to tell him to RTFF too. You got around to sampling any FB ladies yet Surf5000 can't wait to come back, idk I think once you get enough common friends they start hitting you, I been getting lots of friend request sent to me lately and everyone I have sent a friend request has accepted some real fine ones too.

[BMo814]

I am planning to go to mansion for drinks while I am in Medellin. How is the bar scene there? Is it easy to pick girls there and rent a room on spot to bang?

You better have a room booked ahead of time or you won't be staying at the mansion, but even if you don't leave with one it's a good way to build up some contacts.

[BMo814]

Yep. They really used usted. Well my regular did. Of course, in the Colombian way, instead of just 2 messages, it was about 12. I don't know why these girls can't put even one complete thought in a message. Seems like it always takes 8 messages to type 6 words.

I'm sure you all know this but it's the proper way to speak to someone unfamiliar or older I'm sure we are all much older so it natural for them LOL. And that 8 messages must be a whole Latin America thing. The Dominicans and Mexicans do it as well, super annoying when you are driving or at work.

[Surfer500]

Did they really use the "usted" formal form? Cracks me up. They're talking about sticking her tongue in the holiest of holies and they're maintaining formalities. When hookers call me usted after banging, I always laugh.

Lots of times people will use the formal form of you, in this case "Usted" versus "Tu" if they have never met you, which in this case was a communication with a stranger for the first time. In your case, your hookers were just being respectful by using "Usted" instead of "Tu" while talking with you.

[JjBee62]

Did they really use the "usted" formal form? Cracks me up. They're talking about sticking her tongue in the holiest of holies and they're maintaining formalities. When hookers call me usted after banging, I always laugh.

Yep. They really used usted. Well my regular did. Of course, in the Colombian way, instead of just 2 messages, it was about 12. I don't know why these girls can't put even one complete thought in a message. Seems like it always takes 8 messages to type 6 words.

[Fassima]

I am planning to go to mansion for drinks while I am in Medellin. How is the bar scene there? Is it easy to pick girls there and rent a room on spot to bang?

[ChuchoLoco]

Did they really use the "usted" formal form? Cracks me up. They're talking about sticking her tongue in the holiest of holies and they're maintaining formalities. When hookers call me usted after banging, I always laugh.

Usted IS used among family too. It's just the way they speak there. Doesn't mean formal or distance be between the people talking. Rather than laugh, you should have felt good about it. You may know some Spanish but you don't know or understand the culture which is just as important or more so.

[Tp Horn]

Attached is a faked substitute for the screenshot she sent me of her conversation with the other girl. I couldn't just upload the original screenshot because the background includes her personal information.

The rough translation:

Daughter- "he wants me to go down on you and you to go down on me. Is that a problem? Jajajaja".

Girl2- "Super amor! How rich for you to go down on me while he gives it to you."

Turns out they had already been fooling around with each other for weeks.

Did they really use the "usted" formal form? Cracks me up. They're talking about sticking her tongue in the holiest of holies and they're maintaining formalities. When hookers call me usted after banging, I always laugh.