Medellin Reports

[John Clayton]

Exactly! It's normal and common to speak that way in Colombia.

I'm no linguist expert, however, I've seen and heard it now for over 20 years.

Just the way they speak.

Well, it depends where you are. Costeños famously use tu for everyone. There was a joke that everyone was telling about the Pope after his visit that involved the phrase (hilarious for Catholics, apparently) of "Tu Merced". "Usted" is a weird word. In school we learned it was a contraction of "vuestra merced". It's only after I studied Arabic that I realized it is 100% the Arabic word for "professor". Personally I use the 2nd person to everyone, regardless of where I am. It's like the metric system. It's better than feet and inches (except maybe in Argentina, where addressing the President as "tu" is a crime!

Using the 3rd person pronoun (erroneously) for the second person can be really confusing, especially if an interlocutor is relating something that happened to a third person. Say "puedes tutearme" if a girl uses the third person with you.

[Sean EZ]

Welcome to the Medellin thread which contains everything under the sun. Basically soup to nuts. And the typical response to a post like this would be, RTFF, and you know what that stands for.

But since this thread has information about Casa's, Strip Clubs, SW's, and everything else you can imagine and not be interested in, you are going to have to go back thru hundreds of posts wherein lies the answers to your questions.

I've been to Medellin 12 times. Didn't like any FB girls posted here that I saw, wouldn't do any of them. Somebody PM me please.

[Balboa]

Usted IS used among family too. It's just the way they speak there. Doesn't mean formal or distance be between the people talking. Rather than laugh, you should have felt good about it. You may know some Spanish but you don't know or understand the culture which is just as important or more so.

Exactly! It's normal and common to speak that way in Colombia.

I'm no linguist expert, however, I've seen and heard it now for over 20 years.

Just the way they speak.

[PunkedLife]

This popped up on my Facebook feed today. The girl in question has been discussed before. Here's what I know about her:

Unless it's gone downhill from the drugs, she has an incredible body. On a good day she'll give you a full PSE and won't stop until you stop her. She'll do anything bareback.

She'll also rob you blind if given the chance. I would not be surprised if she isn't soon drugging people and robbing them. About 2 years ago she stole a phone from a monger. I attempted to work out a buyback from her to get the phone back for the guy. She wouldn't consider it and said the phone had pictures and videos of her and a hundred other girls.

I suspect these are some of the pictures and videos she is selling. I also suspect that much of what is for sale will break the same laws that put Subway's Jared in jail.

I wonder how she got access to the phone. He must not have had a password on it or auto-lock activated. Could steal my phone but I would just remote wipe the shit so she can't use any of my info. She going to fuck with the wrong person one day and end up regretting it. I guess the moral of the story is lock your shit up.

[JohnnyWalker55]

I can definitely see where you're coming from. Honestly I don't know how you do it.

I also never go to a casa without a spray bottle containing hydrogen peroxide. That's a trick that a friend of mine taught me and is actually pretty damn effective in killing germs around your johnson when you don't know when your next shower will be.

I LOL'ed at this in real life man hahaha.

Currently in MDE. 6 girls in 36 hours or so. 2 SW, it's really just a wham bam ty mam with them. They know it's strictly business. Ill be going to Veracruz in the mornings, it's nice there. Botero gets really hectic in the afternoon, reminds me of the Bronx but poorer and more crowded. Pay for the premier plaza instead of zona Rosa. The latter is 13 k, one shitty towel, rooms hot af, just pay 16 k for better perks at premier plaza.

There is def talent in the SW around Veracruz, just got to scope it out. Both of them were early 20's, paisas, tight bodies. Vennies offering 25 k. The two I got with there 30 k +5 k habitacion.

Yakusa brothel wasn't that bad, a little shack lmao. Sara, 50 k, GFE, DATY DFK. 30 min.

Natalia brothel on calle 49 is realllly nice. About 6 girls in the lineup, all fuckable. Got with sofia, 22 year old, hard 8. GFE, 46 k 30 min. 80 k hour.

Mileroticos is nice, they show faces. There's a brothel on carrera 81 and calle 34, bunch of 18=20 year olds. Got with Andrea, hot but mechanical. 70 k. Then another vennie, idk her name, 60 k for the hour. Total GFE.

Overall IMO this is mongering paradise. Blows Europe out of the water in terms of quality to price. Didn't like conejitas, blue light too dark, girls come around for tips, beers 6 k. Left after a beer. Raudal some really hot spinners but it was a Friday and locals were getting drunk, def don't go here if you don't know Spanish or look gringo IMO.

Cheers,

JW.

[IamLookin]

I never sessioned with her but prior to all the bad news about her I had conversations via chat. I decided then not to bother with her. Today, after reading about her again, I tried to check her FB page but it is no longer accessible.

I had friend request from the name "Mariana Londoo" claiming to live in Mexico City, so I sent a quick message and she replied that I knew her and I figured out it was her. Since that message though, Facebook has deleted her portion of the message and it says "This message has been temporarily removed because the sender's account requires verification" so FB is onto at least that phony profile of hers. But it shows that she is using different names and different cities to open FB profiles.

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[Baudelairemod]

This is a involved question. I don't think I can answer it with a paragraph or two. I'm in heaven, A. K. A Medellin, right now; enjoying myself to the full extent, I don't feel like writing a long response. Maybe after I return to the sex prison, A. K. a the states, I will find time to share my opinion on this topic.

I can definitely see where you're coming from. Honestly I don't know how you do it.

I confess a to be a bit of hypochondriac so could actually never bring myself to do this. BBBJ is where I draw the line. Been lucky enough to have never caught anything (only two times were actually with non-pros) but I also tend to be very careful. I also never go to a casa without a spray bottle containing hydrogen peroxide. That's a trick that a friend of mine taught me and is actually pretty damn effective in killing germs around your johnson when you don't know when your next shower will be.

I am also very much aware that all of what I just said pretty much guarantees I'll never a threesome! Unless it's with another guy LOL.

How many times do you think you've had sex uncovered this holiday?

[Mojo Bandit]

This popped up on my Facebook feed today. The girl in question has been discussed before. Here's what I know about her:

Unless it's gone downhill from the drugs, she has an incredible body. On a good day she'll give you a full PSE and won't stop until you stop her. She'll do anything bareback.

She'll also rob you blind if given the chance. I would not be surprised if she isn't soon drugging people and robbing them. About 2 years ago she stole a phone from a monger. I attempted to work out a buyback from her to get the phone back for the guy. She wouldn't consider it and said the phone had pictures and videos of her and a hundred other girls.

I suspect these are some of the pictures and videos she is selling. I also suspect that much of what is for sale will break the same laws that put Subway's Jared in jail.

I had friend request from the name "Mariana Londoño" claiming to live in Mexico City, so I sent a quick message and she replied that I knew her and I figured out it was her. Since that message though, Facebook has deleted her portion of the message and it says "This message has been temporarily removed because the sender's account requires verification" so FB is onto at least that phony profile of hers. But it shows that she is using different names and different cities to open FB profiles.

[Rextor]

God can someone please post the addresses of Loutron and La Isla? Searched everywhere online and all I can find are their general locations (east of Poblado in the mountains somewhere). I know there's a link but I don't have premium access to it.

[Junior11]

A new FB friend says that she sells photos.

This popped up on my Facebook feed today. The girl in question has been discussed before. Here's what I know about her:

Unless it's gone downhill from the drugs, she has an incredible body. On a good day she'll give you a full PSE and won't stop until you stop her. She'll do anything bareback.

She'll also rob you blind if given the chance. I would not be surprised if she isn't soon drugging people and robbing them. About 2 years ago she stole a phone from a monger. I attempted to work out a buyback from her to get the phone back for the guy. She wouldn't consider it and said the phone had pictures and videos of her and a hundred other girls.

I suspect these are some of the pictures and videos she is selling. I also suspect that much of what is for sale will break the same laws that put Subway's Jared in jail.

[Mr Enternational]

In your case, your hookers were just being respectful by using "Usted" instead of "Tu" while talking with you.

The conversation was between the girls. The first one tells the second one that he wants them to go down on each other and asks if that is a problem. The second chick says that is great. It will be wonderful for you to go down on me while he fucks you.

[JjBee62]

This popped up on my Facebook feed today. The girl in question has been discussed before. Here's what I know about her:

Unless it's gone downhill from the drugs, she has an incredible body. On a good day she'll give you a full PSE and won't stop until you stop her. She'll do anything bareback.

She'll also rob you blind if given the chance. I would not be surprised if she isn't soon drugging people and robbing them. About 2 years ago she stole a phone from a monger. I attempted to work out a buyback from her to get the phone back for the guy. She wouldn't consider it and said the phone had pictures and videos of her and a hundred other girls.

I suspect these are some of the pictures and videos she is selling. I also suspect that much of what is for sale will break the same laws that put Subway's Jared in jail.

[JjBee62]

I am planning to go to mansion for drinks while I am in Medellin. How is the bar scene there? Is it easy to pick girls there and rent a room on spot to bang?

Yes. It's easy to rent a room on the spot to bang. Here are the steps to take:

1. Go to the Mansion, pay 50 k to get into the bar.

2. Go to the bar and find a girl.

3. Go to the hotel desk. Tell them you want to rent a room.

4. Wait patiently for about 2 weeks until there is a vacancy.

5. Pay for 2 night minimum stay in the room.

6. Go back to the bar and find another girl. The one you had before has retired and married a plumber from New Jersey.

7. Do this first: RTFF.

[MMHikeus]

So this girl just quoted me 300 k and is not budging. Told me to look elsewhere. I am guessing that some have gotten entitled because people have been overpaying and not sticking to their guns. Whatever but anyone have experience with her? Anything good to say about her? And yes I have searched the board and nothing of her has come up.

https://www.facebook.com/enlly.gomez.75

She fugly. Wouldn't do her for free.

[Surfer500]

Great minds think alike I was going to tell him to RTFF too. You got around to sampling any FB ladies yet Surf5000 can't wait to come back, idk I think once you get enough common friends they start hitting you, I been getting lots of friend request sent to me lately and everyone I have sent a friend request has accepted some real fine ones too.

Me sampling any FayBoo Chicas, nope, that's not going to happen. Lots of my Chicas in Medellin don't even have phones, let alone a FB account, and the ones that do have phones, well there cheap burner phones.