Medellin Reports

[AdventureSeekr]

Heading down for 3 weeks in March for my first time. Staying at Blux. I usually pick the places I travel to for these three reasons: women, food and / or locally grown weed. Curious if anyone has found high quality outdoor cannabis in Medellin / surrounding areas and has a connection to share. PM if you can help. Thanks!

[NormalAsianKid]

First of all, I want to thank everyone who helped me prepare and research for my trip. I have a ton to report but only a little time so I'm going to do it in parts. Not looking to be yelled at, I know I made a bunch of mistakes but it is my first trip to Medellin so I'm still learning. Constructive feedback welcomed though. I will preface everything with the fact that I am an Asian kid that speaks almost no Spanish so that may be the source of a lot of my issues.

TLDR: Conjitas barra executivo and 7/10 first day in Medellin.

OK so to start I landed last Sunday. Saw some super cute girls at the airport so was immediately excited. Got picked up by airport service with the mansion. The mansion rooms are pretty nice but nothing to write home about. Best part was the giant mirror facing the bed. Saw a semi cute girl when I walked in (7-8) but she was with someone and I already had plans to meet up with another forum member this day. Ubered to his hotel in el centro and we started our day (4 pm ish at this point). First things first? We stopped at an ATM and I took out cash (came out to about 3000/1 after fees). Then went to a claro stand and bought a SIM card and 2 gb data for 20 mill. Much better than paying 10 $ usd a day for international roaming. So then we Walked around the park and church looking at streetwalkers. Walked around for probably 30 minutes but didn't see any that I liked. To be honest, I think the street walkers were probably a little hardcore for me since I'm pretty new to the mongering game. Then we decided to go check out conjitas strip club. Sat down and paid 20 mil for a pitcher of beer. Club was pretty empty, maybe 7 girls at the club. We finished the pitcher and I picked a girl I thought was an 8. 100 k for the hour and she brings me back. I tell my friend he doesn't have to wait for me if he's got stuff to do. Get to the back room and in the light (club was pretty dark) she turns out to be a little older and less cute than I thought but still above average (6. 5 or 7). Service was OK. Light kissing, moaning. No complaints. Was happy about my first session. Definitely didn't need the whole hour though. Go back down to the club to find my friend still finishing his first beer after the pitcher LOL. Guess he didn't need to wait all that long. He scheduled a session with a fb chick while he was waiting for later that night. We decide to check out barra executivo strip club while he waits for his fb girl. The club was only 10 minutes away walking but seemed like a worse part of town. Walk in and we order a beer and a water. Came out to 27 k (much more than conjitas). Club was still pretty quite at this point (7 phish) and girls were meh, maybe 1-2 cute ones and a lot of thick ones (not really into thick girls no offense). Being the hornball I am. It doesn't take long for me to find another girl I thought was cute. This club was better lit so I could see the girl well enough. I called her over and we started chatting using google translate. She was saying all the right stuff (about how wet she was and how she wasn't wearing panties and needed me inside her) so sure enough 15 minutes later, she convinced me to go with her. 100 k and she was at least a 7 so sure why not. The back room is through a door in the men's bathroom LOL and On the way there, she reaches into the ceiling and pulls out a blunt roach LOL. I've been in HS smoking mids before so who am I to judge. We get to the room and she completely changes her attitude. Was not very into the sex at all and would be smoking, putting out, and relighting the blunt while I'm pounding her. Still came though but not a great session. Overall I liked conjitas much better but obviously it is a really small sample size. At this point, my friend had left to meet with his fb girl so I uber back to the mansion (8:30 pmish). We were planning on meeting up later that night to check out Parque lleras but we were both exhausted so I ended up streaming the packers Seahawks game and ordering Chinese food (30 mil for a enormous thing of fried rice and half a fried chicken) and calling it a night. To be continued.

BTW feel free to PM me for more details about anything. Or let me know if I'm including too much shit you guys don't care about LOL. First time reporting so not sure what to include and how much detail is appropriate.

[Mr Enternational]

A. Because they think you are perhaps foolish enough to bite.

B. Because they are without other means.

I get all I can do is say no. What I don't get is why another guy would say yes.

Meanwhile, my nurse chick in Bogota sends me tons of unsolictied nekkit selfies damn near everyday. She sends way more nekkit pics that other people send regular pics. She definitely has an addiction. I want to tell her to cut that shit out. There is something called too much of a good thing. Who does she think has time to look at 30 pictures of her nekkit everyday?

[SpiderRider]

God can someone please post the addresses of Loutron and La Isla? Searched everywhere online and all I can find are their general locations (east of Poblado in the mountains somewhere). I know there's a link but I don't have premium access to it.

Almost any taxi driver will know La Isla. There's also a search light beacon coming from the place every night. Loutron I've some how missed over the years. Planning to see it though.

[Sean EZ]

Search for "facebook.com" or "facebook" and it should yield the list (s) you are looking for. Look for JjBee62 's posts for approach. He answered this many times.

Will do thanks Nounce.

[SpiderRider]

I don't get this hustle. A chick tried that on me the other day. Why would I spend money for that when there are already millions on the internet for free?

A. Because they think you are perhaps foolish enough to bite.

B. Because they are without other means.

[Nounce]

I've been to Medellin 12 times. Didn't like any FB girls posted here that I saw, wouldn't do any of them. Somebody PM me please.

Search for "facebook.com" or "facebook" and it should yield the list (s) you are looking for. Look for JjBee62 's posts for approach. He answered this many times.

[Mr Enternational]

A new FB friend says that she sells photos.

I don't get this hustle. A chick tried that on me the other day. Why would I spend money for that when there are already millions on the internet for free?

[John Clayton]

Exactly! It's normal and common to speak that way in Colombia.

I'm no linguist expert, however, I've seen and heard it now for over 20 years.

Just the way they speak.

Well, it depends where you are. Costeños famously use tu for everyone. There was a joke that everyone was telling about the Pope after his visit that involved the phrase (hilarious for Catholics, apparently) of "Tu Merced". "Usted" is a weird word. In school we learned it was a contraction of "vuestra merced". It's only after I studied Arabic that I realized it is 100% the Arabic word for "professor". Personally I use the 2nd person to everyone, regardless of where I am. It's like the metric system. It's better than feet and inches (except maybe in Argentina, where addressing the President as "tu" is a crime!

Using the 3rd person pronoun (erroneously) for the second person can be really confusing, especially if an interlocutor is relating something that happened to a third person. Say "puedes tutearme" if a girl uses the third person with you.

[Sean EZ]

Welcome to the Medellin thread which contains everything under the sun. Basically soup to nuts. And the typical response to a post like this would be, RTFF, and you know what that stands for.

But since this thread has information about Casa's, Strip Clubs, SW's, and everything else you can imagine and not be interested in, you are going to have to go back thru hundreds of posts wherein lies the answers to your questions.

I've been to Medellin 12 times. Didn't like any FB girls posted here that I saw, wouldn't do any of them. Somebody PM me please.

[Balboa]

Usted IS used among family too. It's just the way they speak there. Doesn't mean formal or distance be between the people talking. Rather than laugh, you should have felt good about it. You may know some Spanish but you don't know or understand the culture which is just as important or more so.

Exactly! It's normal and common to speak that way in Colombia.

I'm no linguist expert, however, I've seen and heard it now for over 20 years.

Just the way they speak.

[PunkedLife]

This popped up on my Facebook feed today. The girl in question has been discussed before. Here's what I know about her:

Unless it's gone downhill from the drugs, she has an incredible body. On a good day she'll give you a full PSE and won't stop until you stop her. She'll do anything bareback.

She'll also rob you blind if given the chance. I would not be surprised if she isn't soon drugging people and robbing them. About 2 years ago she stole a phone from a monger. I attempted to work out a buyback from her to get the phone back for the guy. She wouldn't consider it and said the phone had pictures and videos of her and a hundred other girls.

I suspect these are some of the pictures and videos she is selling. I also suspect that much of what is for sale will break the same laws that put Subway's Jared in jail.

I wonder how she got access to the phone. He must not have had a password on it or auto-lock activated. Could steal my phone but I would just remote wipe the shit so she can't use any of my info. She going to fuck with the wrong person one day and end up regretting it. I guess the moral of the story is lock your shit up.

[JohnnyWalker55]

I can definitely see where you're coming from. Honestly I don't know how you do it.

I also never go to a casa without a spray bottle containing hydrogen peroxide. That's a trick that a friend of mine taught me and is actually pretty damn effective in killing germs around your johnson when you don't know when your next shower will be.

I LOL'ed at this in real life man hahaha.

Currently in MDE. 6 girls in 36 hours or so. 2 SW, it's really just a wham bam ty mam with them. They know it's strictly business. Ill be going to Veracruz in the mornings, it's nice there. Botero gets really hectic in the afternoon, reminds me of the Bronx but poorer and more crowded. Pay for the premier plaza instead of zona Rosa. The latter is 13 k, one shitty towel, rooms hot af, just pay 16 k for better perks at premier plaza.

There is def talent in the SW around Veracruz, just got to scope it out. Both of them were early 20's, paisas, tight bodies. Vennies offering 25 k. The two I got with there 30 k +5 k habitacion.

Yakusa brothel wasn't that bad, a little shack lmao. Sara, 50 k, GFE, DATY DFK. 30 min.

Natalia brothel on calle 49 is realllly nice. About 6 girls in the lineup, all fuckable. Got with sofia, 22 year old, hard 8. GFE, 46 k 30 min. 80 k hour.

Mileroticos is nice, they show faces. There's a brothel on carrera 81 and calle 34, bunch of 18=20 year olds. Got with Andrea, hot but mechanical. 70 k. Then another vennie, idk her name, 60 k for the hour. Total GFE.

Overall IMO this is mongering paradise. Blows Europe out of the water in terms of quality to price. Didn't like conejitas, blue light too dark, girls come around for tips, beers 6 k. Left after a beer. Raudal some really hot spinners but it was a Friday and locals were getting drunk, def don't go here if you don't know Spanish or look gringo IMO.

Cheers,

JW.

[IamLookin]

I never sessioned with her but prior to all the bad news about her I had conversations via chat. I decided then not to bother with her. Today, after reading about her again, I tried to check her FB page but it is no longer accessible.

I had friend request from the name "Mariana Londoo" claiming to live in Mexico City, so I sent a quick message and she replied that I knew her and I figured out it was her. Since that message though, Facebook has deleted her portion of the message and it says "This message has been temporarily removed because the sender's account requires verification" so FB is onto at least that phony profile of hers. But it shows that she is using different names and different cities to open FB profiles.

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[Baudelairemod]

This is a involved question. I don't think I can answer it with a paragraph or two. I'm in heaven, A. K. A Medellin, right now; enjoying myself to the full extent, I don't feel like writing a long response. Maybe after I return to the sex prison, A. K. a the states, I will find time to share my opinion on this topic.

I can definitely see where you're coming from. Honestly I don't know how you do it.

I confess a to be a bit of hypochondriac so could actually never bring myself to do this. BBBJ is where I draw the line. Been lucky enough to have never caught anything (only two times were actually with non-pros) but I also tend to be very careful. I also never go to a casa without a spray bottle containing hydrogen peroxide. That's a trick that a friend of mine taught me and is actually pretty damn effective in killing germs around your johnson when you don't know when your next shower will be.

I am also very much aware that all of what I just said pretty much guarantees I'll never a threesome! Unless it's with another guy LOL.

How many times do you think you've had sex uncovered this holiday?