Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

Exactly right, a wide variety to be had. You missed blacks, blonds, tall, short, wide, skinny, MILF, elderly, underage, androgynous, transvestites, and everything under the sun that someone will find attractive. Oh yea, and the petite slim hotties are definitely there, though they may not be the only ones there, which is apparently the only thing you're interested in. Everybody doesn't like what you like, nor should they.

All due respect Senior Frog, but I don't recall stating a preference for what I like or dislike in my post. I was only pointing out to you that the "petite slim hotties" are not in abundance like you think they are on the streets. So I don't know how you jumped to the conclusion that my preference was for those, and that I am surprised to hear that others don't like whatever like, whatever that may be.

Regardless, a fun time is to be had for all there, and thanks for expanding on my list of options, in the past few days I have seen everything on my list, amended by you to include what I missed, but haven't seen any midgets out lately.

[SJobs]

But based on how you like to party, which there is nothing wrong with, you need to have your guard up to another level. Nobody will even need to drug you to rob you, especially with two girls and you "passing out".

I'm not criticizing you, but think in terms of "Russian Roulette", in my opinion based on how you like to roll, your number will eventually come up. Very simply put, the girls that you think you may trust might one day have a serious financial issue that won't preclude them from robbing you.

Just my thoughts on this.

Likely, but I much rather take my chances. If I'm get robbed tomorrow in Medellin, I'm already satisfied. I've experienced magic and it is wonderful.

[Frogg]

There's not as many "petite slim hotties" SW's as you think roaming the streets in El Centro as you think, however if your looking for pregnant girls, glue sniffers, drug addicts, deaf, mute, deaf / mutes, midgets, back door girls, and girls that bareback, well I don't think you will find them at a casa or strip club, at least not that I am aware of.

And I may of missed a few other types of girls that you won't find in a casa or strip club.

Exactly right, a wide variety to be had. You missed blacks, blonds, tall, short, wide, skinny, MILF, elderly, underage, androgynous, transvestites, and everything under the sun that someone will find attractive. Oh yea, and the petite slim hotties are definitely there, though they may not be the only ones there, which is apparently the only thing you're interested in. Everybody doesn't like what you like, nor should they.

[Fun Luvr]

...If I am getting an apartment, but planning to spend a few days in Bogot and either Cartagena or maybe San Andrs, would you recommend just securing a place for a month, or entertaining doing 2-3 shorter-term rentals? I don't necessarily want to being paying for an apartment in Medelland while I'm gone, but maybe there is some value in being able to leave things in a secure place, and not have to search for apartments.

Many of the airbnb apartments have substantial discounts for a month's rental. You may save enough to cover double rentals.

I can't help you with the bitcoin / subscription issue.

I don't think you would enjoy a scooter ride to Guatape. Much of that trip is an open highway with no scenery.

[JjBee62]

You write a report that is very good to read. I like Shakira also. There are many like her in BAQ {not singers, just stunners. }.

As far as you leaving all those valuables around while you are passed out, well it is just like playing Russian roulette. Most of the time the bullet lands on a empty chamber. Play long enough, and a rather large hole ends up in your head.

Don't mind me. I have hit on the full chamber, and it is a nightmare.

I was thinking along the same lines. Most of these girls are basically honest. If you leave out the lies they tell about being on their way to your place when they haven't put on clothes yet. However, there are a few that will give in to temptation. There's also the rare one who will see all that stuff and alert her friends of a big score.

Even if you luck out and only get honest chicas, it's rather rude to flaunt all your riches in front of them. Most of these girls consider hot water a luxury.

[SlapShot10]

Dear ISG / WSG vets in Medellín.

Can some one please help me renew my subscription?! I have been trying forever (it was difficult as an American). I have been living in Europe, and thought I would finally be able to renew my subscription using a pre-paid debit card, purchased in Europe. Now, I see the payment options are snail mail or bitcoin, only. Thus, I attempted to get a coin purse or whatevertheFyoucallit. But since I have an American phone using only Wi-Fi services, I cannot receive a verification text.

I will arrive to Medellíand, Thursday morning. I would love to be able to send / receive Private Messages.

You know what, nevermind, because there would be no way to send me the transaction code, unless you posted it in the forum.

So, disregard everything I said, and just know, if I smell an ounce of ISG on any gringos, I'll be the guy asking if you have any BitCoins, followed by handing you whatever the subscription fee is, and buying you a drink!

This will be maybe my 6th trip to MDE, but by far the longest. Any tips for renting a scooter? I don't necessarily mean the renting part, but the driving, parking, safety, etc. Would a trip to any of the smaller towns in the mountains, and / or Guatape, be enjoyable on a scooter?

Does Patrick's or anywhere else do anything for Thanksgiving?

If I am getting an apartment, but planning to spend a few days in Bogotá and either Cartagena or maybe San Andrés, would you recommend just securing a place for a month, or entertaining doing 2-3 shorter-term rentals? I don't necessarily want to being paying for an apartment in Medellíand while I'm gone, but maybe there is some value in being able to leave things in a secure place, and not have to search for apartments.

Happy hunting! I can't wait to get back to paradise.

[FortuneWaffers]

I had ladyboys in Thailand tried to rob me.

Eww. Fuck dudes, get robbed.

[John Gault]

{ I have about 500 dollars worth of Pesos in my wallet; they have access to it the entire time. I dozed off so many times throughout the night, and they never took a single Peso. I have an iPhone X, an iPad Pro, the latest 15 inch Macbook Pro, and the newest edition Apple Watch out in the open; those items together are worth more than 5000 dollars; none of them took anything. Furthermore, this is not an isolated incidence. I've brought back many girls from Lleras and Gusto, we drink and party together all night, and the next morning when I wake up, they are still there, all my valuable items in are intact. }
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You write a report that is very good to read. I like Shakira also. There are many like her in BAQ {not singers, just stunners. }.

As far as you leaving all those valuables around while you are passed out, well it is just like playing Russian roulette. Most of the time the bullet lands on a empty chamber. Play long enough, and a rather large hole ends up in your head.

Don't mind me. I have hit on the full chamber, and it is a nightmare.

[Surfer500]

Hi friends,

Next week will be my first time in Medellin, I will be grateful with advises and recommendations about where can I get sexy paisas (strip clubs, massage salons, escorts pages).

The sexiest Paisas to be found are in downtown Medellin, not in the massage places or strip clubs. There's a treasure trove of beauties that hang out alongside the Veracruz Church in downtown and you can Google the location.

[Surfer500]

For me the real value of the SW scene is that you can find something you cannot get a casa or strip club. In a short time, you can
oung hotties out and about (though you can get that at the casa and strip club); but if you're looking for something else, very particular, or different, the SW scene is a good place to find it.

There's not as many "petite slim hotties" SW's as you think roaming the streets in El Centro as you think, however if your looking for pregnant girls, glue sniffers, drug addicts, deaf, mute, deaf / mutes, midgets, back door girls, and girls that bareback, well I don't think you will find them at a casa or strip club, at least not that I am aware of.

And I may of missed a few other types of girls that you won't find in a casa or strip club.

[Wolf662]

Just came back from luna lunera and I it has been my best experience for sure. The place was empty and duper expensive, only 1 girl danced on the pole but it was a Sunday. I assumed because its so expensive that the female quality would be superior but nope, it makes me not even want to try fase dos.

Having been to both I like Fase II better, more girls and better layout, but don't go early, I suggest after 11 on a Fri or Sat. You have to get bottle service if you sit at a table instead of the bar, I think the cheapest is the small bottle of Aguardiente for 120 k, not bad if you can split the bill with a buddy or 2.

[Fun Luvr]

... Next day I bought some Sildenafil (generic), sold at any local pharmacy without a prescription, for about a dollar a pill at 50 MG....

That is a high price for Sildenafil. Pasteur Pharmacy (all over Medellin) has a pack of four 50 MG for about $2. Of course, since you use such a small amount, the difference in cost probably is not important.

[Surfer500]

Despite all the warning reports I have read here (thank you guys for posting them), I have a completely different experience. I lived in Medellin for four and a half weeks, and I am genuinely in love with this place.

In my last two weeks, my guard is completely down. For the girls I have seen more than five times, I completely trust them. When I bring new girls back from either Lleras, Gusto, or Paradise, I always hide the most valuable stuff, but I have yet had any bad experience. I will come back to this heavenly place very soon, and I will report back.

Here we go again. Nice report with lots of detail, and you have been lucky letting your guard down. But based on how you like to party, which there is nothing wrong with, you need to have your guard up to another level. Nobody will even need to drug you to rob you, especially with two girls and you "passing out".

I'm not criticizing you, but think in terms of "Russian Roulette", in my opinion based on how you like to roll, your number will eventually come up. Very simply put, the girls that you think you may trust might one day have a serious financial issue that won't preclude them from robbing you.

Just my thoughts on this.

[Black Page]

Are you lazy or simply stupid?
Read the fucking forum! All the info you ask for is discussed in detail if you care to look.

I bet he will not even RTFF your reply. Too long. Too much effort. He might have forgotten his question already.

[Grrrr]

Hi friends,

Next week will be my first time in Medellin, I will be grateful with advises and recommendations about where can I get sexy paisas (strip clubs, massage salons, escorts pages).

Are you lazy or simply stupid?

Read the fucking forum! All the info you ask for is discussed in detail if you care to look.