Medellin Reports

[Mojo Bandit]

You have definitely lost your religion with that one.

Was that what they call a double entendre? One of the best replies ever!!

[JohnnyWalker55]

Dreading going back to the states soon, but only so much remote work I can do. Going to work something out to come to Colombia a few months at a time to explore the coast.

Got a rotation of about 4-5 sws I hit early, then 4-5 casa girls, and 4-5 strip club girls I've been repeating with because of the passionate sex / DFK / DATY. Where they get wet also.

Sure, novelty pussy is good, but after 50+ girls in a short amount of time you seek out the connection and good conversation with the sweet paisas.

Leaving in a few days so not going to have time to go paciar with a non-pro chica and hit up small menu del dias and sleepover and stuff, osteoknot style. (though I usually like sleeping alone so I can wake up in the morning and take a nice shit by myself and go exercise / walk the town).

The opportunity is out there though with non pros, got numbers of the girls working the retail shops bored all day in the mall, a couple waiters, etc. I took this tip from vagabundo on the Brazil forums, even if they say they have a BF or theyre not interested when they realize you're a foreigner, just say you're a surgeon or some type of professional and you want to talk to them professionally for consulting purposes. Then just start hitting on them ahhaah. Works like a charm.

Personally, I find colombians 10 x more receptive to simply conversing as compared to american chicks, it's like a different planet.

When I come back in a few months going to try and change up that style, maybe get a 2 br bnb so I can lock valuables in the other room when she's over. I'm not a penthouse baller or anything like Sjobs was, I like to keep it lowkey in the working class barrios. Been sitting / hanging 5+ hours each day in botero / raudul / behind veracruz pollo negro style, you feel like you're in the 1980's. No need for the phone (don't pull one out, dont bring one imo), just human interaction. Everyone is always sizing each other up, always.

Sidenote, was drinking aguila and doing some shots in the red bar behind veracruz today, I know my tolerance, I don't get extremely buzzed or sloppy, need wits about you. A 19 year old pale paisa spinner was sitting occasionally looking up at me from her phone in the corner, around 2 pm, I motioned her to come over and talk. We took 3 shots together and after 30 min of chatting, I asked her to blow me. No sex. 30 k +10 k room. We got to the room, I said keep all your clothes on, as did I, and she just whipped it out and started sucking me off right there in the room. Where else in the world can you do this shit? Fucking amazing.

[Combo]

My info is that the victims were from Puerto Rico. They were spotted at the airport with their gold chains and followed to Energy. Came without a reservation and were standing there trying to make a booking online so they were not allowed into the building without a reservation. In addtional to the motorcycle there was another guy parked out front there in a car working with them. He has been arrested. They are still looking for the other two guys.

Well if this is true, their (likely) Latin appearance and Spanish language ability didn't help them. They were a juicy target and I don't know what they could have done differently, other than I guess have a reservation ahead of time. FWIW I've stood outside a non-doorman building with my luggage waiting to get the keys. There are some situations you just can't avoid. And any of us could be a target heading in from the airport as we generally have full luggage.

Regarding fighting back, you guys are crazy. Bullets can take down a 900 pound grizzly. They sure as hell will take down any human being.

I have run from danger both in Rio and in Medellin. But my instinct wouldn't be to run if I had all my luggage with me. And these guys really had nowhere to run.

[NapataJohn]

Jay cool report.

I thought Gusto beauty was a great level above la Isla but since I like the strip club scene I enjoyed going to La Isla and see the sexy dances.

I too danced at Gusto's and did find quite a few pretty girls to dance with and enjoyed myself in the safe surroundings.

[Lucky Nuts]

Any advice for a first timer in mde, staying for a month. I been trying to catchup on all this pages threads. I'm.

New here but not a first time monger, been around Europe and the FKK clubs. I getting mixed review on where to stay, I was consider the gringo area of Poblado or Laureles.

"Obrero / Niquia / Cabanas are the top 3 barrios on my list in Bello. Hot chicks just everywhere, even after all these years in MDE, girls in Bello just on a different level. Sabaneta in the south is also on my list. ".

Should stay in bello, I was thinking one week in at the blux in Poblado, but I been reading on the robberies. I used to be a FDNY firefighter and I have the basic street smarts. Any advice would be appreciate and if anyone would like to show me around, I'll get us a round, safety in numbers.

Appreciate everyone's threads and input.

Don't stay at Blux if you're hoping to bring chicas to your apartment. They were guest friendly until a few months ago but not latley. Unless there's been a very recent policy change I'm unaware of yet.

Don't stay in Bello on your first visit. Hell I won't stay in Bello on my 50th visit LOL.

I'd reccommend splitting your stay between the two "gringo areas of Laureles and Poblado" as you call them LOL. There's a reason they are the gringo areas, there are fewer poor guys around wanting to rob you.

About a month ago I posted many of the chica friendly lodging options available in these areas. So look for that post if you want some decent options.

[Lucky Nuts]

So, the story goes.

2 Puerto Rican New Yorkers, just arriving from MDE. Not sure why they were lingering, outside, but maybe sending messages to their landlord about check-in. I stayed at Energy, once, and like any building, there were times when the portero was taking a piss, back in the office, not paying attention, etc.

I've got to imagine this was a setup by their airport taxi. So, take that how you will. They definitely had the gringo costumes on, though. That's why you wear a curved bill. To see fast-approaching ladrones! Of course, I don't expect a measly-paid portero to come running out and take one in the chest, but it's strange as to why they even paused outside the entrance.

I think we've all seen plenty of guys that come from the same cookie cutter, and have been lucky enough to not have this happen. I can't remember the last time I wore a watch in Medellin, something I would do daily in the US; and a watch has an actual function, unlike a big fucking necklace.

My info is that the victims were from Puerto Rico. They were spotted at the airport with their gold chains and followed to Energy. Came without a reservation and were standing there trying to make a booking online so they were not allowed into the building without a reservation. In addtional to the motorcycle there was another guy parked out front there in a car working with them. He has been arrested. They are still looking for the other two guys.

[MarquisdeSade1]

I wouldn't do it: you can easily get couple bullets in return.

Just don't go out like this dood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lIunFoBzHM

[VsebudetNY]

I am not saying I would do it but I think someone with cooler head and experience could give these two a lesson.

Instead of throwing and hand stuff to the robbers, I am wondering what would be the consequence if I drop everything, money, phone, whatever on the ground in a calm manner and let them pick it up.

I wouldn't do it: you can easily get couple bullets in return.

[Nounce]

Should stay in bello, I was thinking one week in at the blux in Poblado, but I been reading on the robberies. I used to be a FDNY firefighter and I have the basic street smarts. Any advice would be appreciate and if anyone would like to show me around, I'll get us a round, safety in numbers.

Even if Bello is safe, because it is far away from everything for the first timer, you won't want to stay there. RR has friends there so his situation is different.

One thing to keep in mind is when you are outside, anywhere in the world, focus on your surrounding, not your phone. At least you have an opportunity to escape earlier.

[Nounce]

Yes I would, actually that punk would not bother me as in this culture Size Matters and they know from their early school days that you just don't fuck with big dudes, News Flash!

I am not saying I would do it but I think someone with cooler head and experience could give these two a lesson.

Instead of throwing and hand stuff to the robbers, I am wondering what would be the consequence if I drop everything, money, phone, whatever on the ground in a calm manner and let them pick it up. They robbers did not even touch their backpacks and luggages.

[Junior11]

I've got to imagine this was a setup by their airport taxi.

Interesting. Indeed it could be that.

My first thought was the thieves monitor taxis arriving to Energy and other higher end buildings in Poblado. As you said, such hick ups do often happen. I waited to be let in more than once not because the porter wasn't there, but because the porter needed some kind of doc from the host. I guess the best thing to do is to hang close to the porteria or better have your taxi drive inside with all your shit if that is an option.

[Mr Enternational]

The last foto, that's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight. I'm going to buy Cat Girl a Yamaha today.

You have definitely lost your religion with that one.

[SlapShot10]

So, the story goes.

2 Puerto Rican New Yorkers, just arriving from MDE. Not sure why they were lingering, outside, but maybe sending messages to their landlord about check-in. I stayed at Energy, once, and like any building, there were times when the portero was taking a piss, back in the office, not paying attention, etc.

I've got to imagine this was a setup by their airport taxi. So, take that how you will. They definitely had the gringo costumes on, though. That's why you wear a curved bill. To see fast-approaching ladrones! Of course, I don't expect a measly-paid portero to come running out and take one in the chest, but it's strange as to why they even paused outside the entrance.

I think we've all seen plenty of guys that come from the same cookie cutter, and have been lucky enough to not have this happen. I can't remember the last time I wore a watch in Medellin, something I would do daily in the US; and a watch has an actual function, unlike a big fucking necklace.

[Golfinho]

I went to Cendiatra (https://cendiatra.com/) this morning to get the antigen test for returning to the US. I went to the clinic in Laureles, Cra 80 #44B-91, no appointment. They also have a clinic in Aguacatala (downtown), Cra 47C #105-04. The cost is 50 mil. I arrived at 8 am, and was finished at 8:20. They gave me the option to wait for the result or have it emailed. I chose email. The result was in my mailbox at 9:03 am. The swab test was more uncomfortable than what I got in Florida, but bearable. Overall, it was a good experience. They were very tolerate with my lack of Spanish.

I had mine at the airport MDE, 80 k for antigen test. Walk-in, very efficient. Forty minutes for result, after which I went inside and bought ticket for the next flight for Bogota.

[Junior11]

That's why I call her Flame. She is hot as fuck. That and her hair. The last foto, that's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight. I taught Flame how to walk on my back Geisha style. She must weigh 43 kg. I threw in 2 fotos of my ex to make it an even ten. She could Rock the Casbah. And one Cat Girl ass foto. I'm going to buy Cat Girl a Yamaha today. That's going to be a fuckin Holy Terror on Wheels, jajajajaa. What time is it? Fuk the order of the fotos.

I guess Flame is a Venezuelan. Did you pick her up in Centro?