Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

It's almost time to go back to work and I'm feeling okay about it. This trip has been different, but overall I'm quite pleased with the way everything turned out. Here's a breakdown:

Climate.

There's been quite a bit of rain in Medellin, enough to get me wet a few times. I carry a light, mostly water resistant hoodie, which is about right. On the plus side, the clouds and rain have kept the temperature perfect. I haven't used the air conditioning except for a few times during the day. Nights have been the perfect temperature for sleeping.

Lodging.

My first nights was spent in Girl#1's house. It's a nice place with the tiniest bathrooms I've ever seen and hot water. She has 2 dogs and 2 cats, so if pet hair is a problem you probably won't want to stay there. Plus, I'm not giving out her number.

The next 3 nights were in a beach cabin in El Valle on the pacific coast. Along with 1 night in Hotel Costa Choco in Bahia Solano. Reports in the other areas thread.

The next 3 nights were in Hotel Arame in Envigado. It's a short walk from Viva Mall and the Envigado metro station.

I went for a room with a jacuzzi, which ended up being a corner room. 2 walls floor to ceiling glass, with decent blackout shades. It was quiet and comfortable. There was only 1 girl who came to visit and they checked Cedula and called before sending her up. There was no extra charge. If you're low volume on the girls, this might be worth considering. Cost was about $60 per night.

The next night was in La Pintada at Hosteria Farallones. Nice place, air conditioning, clean, pool, meals included. Somewhere around $30 per night. Review soon in other areas.

I spent 1 night in a double balcony room at Hotel Dorado La 70. Noise wasn't too bad, big comfortable room (much bigger than needed) and very clean. Staff was great. The room was expensive at $110, but that's one of the most expensive rooms. Only 1 girl visited. Cedula check and call to the room. No problems, no extra charges. Great location.

My last 2 nights and tonight are at an Airbnb in Poblado, up the hill from the big Starbucks. This place is top notch. Quiet area, gated access, parking, pool, a big jacuzzi, marble floors, nice bathroom 70 inch TV with Netflix, 5 G WIFI, accent lighting. The one girl who came in with me, they scanned in her cedula. The kitchen is a bit basic, but it has the necessities, except a corkscrew and bottle opener. Cost is about $130 per night. If you're going to do loud parties, or cycle through 4 girls per day you might have problems. If bringing in 1 or 2 girls and having a fun time in jacuzzi and bed, it's great.

Transportation.

I've only done 1 taxi, a couple of Uber and InDriver rides. Mostly no complaints. I've also had a rental SUV, plus a few rides with Girl#1 and her sister. No metro this time. Driving in Medellin isn't something I recommend, because I've seen the way most people drive in the US. Full attention, the right attitude and patience in the inevitable traffic jams are required.

The girls.

Most of my time was spent with 2 non-pros. Both were great. There was 1 session with 1 Facebook girl and she was just okay. She's been a regular for a few years. Nice girl, good sessions, but this time she had some personal issues. The last girl might be on Facebook, but I don't think anyone wants to connect with her, she's a thief. No complaints about her performance though. Tonight and tomorrow might be off days. I'm not feeling any pressure, but we'll see.

[FlappyGilmore]

That type of sneaky betrayal is what pisses me off. Like at surfer mentioned she was lucky that you are a stand up guy and still attempts to take advantage of you.

I will leave little nuggets of opportunity for chicas to screw me over or do the right thing so I can know what I'm dealing with; even in the states.

The lessons are spot on but a lot of guys get sauced out of there minds or can't push back when things are off.

One good CYA tactic is to take their ID and snap a picture of it next to her face or your ID. Although easier said then done.

Here's the lessons:

1. Don't carry more than you're prepared to lose.
2. Put your valuables out of the reach of temptation. My wallet with all the important stuff was where she couldn't get it.

3. Don't leave a girl unattended in your room.

4. Know your risks. I knew she wouldn't drug me or do anything crazy. Losing face with her family was her biggest fear. All I was risking was 500 k. If you're in a secured building, your risks are reduced. If you have ways to identify the girl, your risks are reduced.

5. Overnight stays are for people who you have experience with.

[Surfer500]

I roll mine up and use them as a pillow.

You must be staying in Love Motels with no pillows, sorry to hear that. LOL.

[Surfer500]

I got 4056 yesterday from a Davivienda ATM, no complaints. The gotcha exchange rate offer is disappointing but I don't let it trip me up.

I just checked what the VISA exchange rate is for today, their website says it's 4086 COP to 1 USD.

I pulled out 5,000,000 yesterday, and as long as the rate keeps climbing, I will be pulling out money for awhile.

The last time I saw rates above 4,000 COP was a while ago, and then it dropped almost 10% for awhile and I stopped pulling money out.

[JjBee62]

Catgirl's weight yoyo's. I like fat chicas. Skinny ones, tall, short, dark, light, you get the idea. The only recent foto of her from the previous post was the one on the far right, taken the same day.

I will post another foto of her from today. I don't think I would dump her for gaining weight. I don't believe she would ever get ridiculously huge because she's too vain. She's being pragmatic at the moment because she knows the bigger her ass gets, the more followers she gets on TikTok.

Catgirl has a respectable 160 K followers in a few months, and that's after having to start over one time at zero about six weeks ago after TikTok closed her account. Probably for showing and shaking too much ass if I know Catgirl, jaja, I wasn't watching then. In fact, I only recently started following her because I realized it hurt her feelings if I didn't..

My Girl#1 and Girl#2 both put on weight twice during the pandemic. At the beginning of the quarantines Girl#1 stopped working out and wasn't able to attend her practices. The team she's on was doing zoom practices, which can't be as strenuous. Once she could start running again and the team could practice again, the weight came off. Then she went through a patch where she was fighting daily with her mother and put on some chub. Once I scheduled my trip, she started working out with her sister, so now she's maybe a couple pounds heavier, but nothing I'm going to complain about. I think she's also aged out of the team, so she's no longer training and practicing for competition.

Girl#2 owned a drink cart, pushed it around one of the nicer parts of El Centro selling cocktails and fruit juices. The pandemic took away that exercise, and left her bored at home. Once she could get out again, back to fighting weight. Then she took a real job. According to her it was a toxic work environment, lots of stress, she gained several pounds, to the point I wondered if I was still going to be interested.

She made a few comments about getting fat. I told her if she doesn't want to be fat, exercise more, which she's been doing. She also quit her job and got out of that environment. Where she's at now is fine, although losing 5# would be better. With her it works either way, because she's already got the curves.

With women and self-esteem issues, I think there's a range. Towards the bottom of the beauty scale, the Pi's (I'm now using a scale from pi to Avogadro's number 6.022 x 10²³), you get fat, ugly girls who think they're beauty queens. Going up from there the self-esteem drops until it matches the looks. From there it drops further until you get beautiful girls doing extreme shit because they think they're fat or ugly. At the top of the scale, the Moles need an entourage telling them they're beautiful or they fall to pieces.

[Mr Enternational]

Lesson learned from then on, when I'm in a Love motel, my pants are put in my backpack which I lock, and keep in sight at all times.

I roll mine up and use them as a pillow.

[JjBee62]

Vamos a culiar?

Well maybe. Buy me a few drinks and let's see what happens.

[Osteoknot]

Jaja, this time I will be the one changing the plans. New chica, another Web cam model from MDE, we haven't met in person yet but she was shaping up nicely and steadily until she mentioned that she did not make enough money camming yesterday to buy food for herself or her dogs. First thing that strikes me is the amazing number of chicas I know in MDE who can barely feed themselves but own purebred dogs.

Long story longer, of course I make small talk about her dogs. Two almost full-grown Pit Bulls, see screenshot I captured off the video she sent me. The dogs sleep in her bed with her. Of course, like every idiot Pit Bull owner in the world she tells me how loveable and gentle they are (please don't reply here to me about how loveable and gentle your Pit Bulls are).

So I says to her I says, "Have they ever watched you getting fucked before"? She replies, "No". I told her, "Are you crazy? They will think I am attacking you and they will bite me"!

She was one of my "options" of where to stay when I land in MDE on Thu and I was looking forward to it because she is the nasty one I posted about before with the rich ass who likes to gape all her holes. I guess if you are the suspicious type you could say she was trying to scare me off but I can tell that's not it, she's into me for the moment. And the more we Whassap, the more I like her and the better she looks, jaja.

I told my wingman and before I could finish the story he said, "I'll come visit you in the hospital'. He was shocked when I told him this time I was going to use the big head instead of my little head, jajajaja.

I think we will still get to fuck, but it won't be at her place and I won't be staying there. Osteeeeee Oouuuuut!

P.S. Newbies, don't do what I do! Going to a girl's apartment or house who you don't know well or have never met could be a trap for kidnapping, torture, ransom and worse! Yes, it's rare but that shit does happen. I had this horrible feeling suddenly that based on what I wrote here some one goes out there and gets himself into a horrible situation. Let it happen to me, but not you. I have written many times here, you will probably learn more from me about what NOT to do, than what to do. In the meantime, we will all Keep On Keepin' On.

[Chicago85]

Hey Medellin mongers,

In the Bogota community we have created this map http://colombiasexmap.com/ with all the Bogota massage parlors, houses, night clubs and streetwalkers we know.

I added support for Medellin as well but have added only 2 places so far. If you can help with information about more places to be added, that would be great! Please include prices and the date where you visited for the last time.

Below is Traverl69's latest map (that I know of). He works hard on these, so please do give him some co-credit and share what you find with him. I find his maps very easy to use with google maps and you can turn on / off.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer...7YQcheNFdWBiKd

[MRusa007]

I totally agree. The cost per month has prevented me from using it for my upcoming trip to Medellin. I can see where it would be beneficial in other places. But in Medellin, where FB is so prevalent amongst chicas, the cost / benefit analysis just didn't make sense to me.

What is process to get fb girls. I tried various search and failed to go anywhere.

[Paulie97]

Kudos to you and good decision to stick with her after her gain of many covid kilos. Personally I couldn't have done that as fat chicas make my dick limp. But she's looking good again so you done right.

Mr. E said it best a few months ago "stealing is part of the job description". Although I've never had a stealing experience I've always viewed it the same way. Well I did once have a chica at New Life try to steal from my pockets while I was in the shower but I looked out and caught her. Now I always roll up my jeans and keep them in eye's view.

There you go my brother, standard procedure, so standard that we think it's not worth mentioning but it always is. It's worth mentioning every week if our community means anything.

[Knowledge]

Vamos a culiar?

I think I've done this about 10 times.

You say Hello,. You ask how they are. You tell them you're going to be in Medellin soon. Then you say either:

1. Quiero conocerte. I want to get to know you.

2. Quiero verte. I want to see you.

3. Nos vemos? - Are we going to see each other?

There are plenty of other options.

[MarquisdeSade1]

Kudos to you and good decision to stick with her after her gain of many covid kilos. Personally I couldn't have done that as fat chicas make my dick limp. But she's looking good again so you done right.

Mr. E said it best a few months ago "stealing is part of the job description". Although I've never had a stealing experience I've always viewed it the same way. Well I did once have a chica at New Life try to steal from my pockets while I was in the shower but I looked out and caught her. Now I always roll up my jeans and keep them in eye's view. And even with chicas I've been seeing for years I don't leave my money lay out for them to be tempted. Why do that when you know how much a few pesos means to them. Which reminds me I wonder how slapshot is doing? And I guess Sjobs in a goner we'll never hear from again.

There are a few possibilities, he really wanted to slip into Colombia.

So maybe he went for the Darien Gap option and that took him out?

Or he made it to MDE and trouble found him and he's chilling in jail or the morgue / landfill?

[Osteoknot]

Kudos to you and good decision to stick with her

Catgirl's weight yoyo's. I like fat chicas. Skinny ones, tall, short, dark, light, you get the idea. The only recent foto of her from the previous post was the one on the far right, taken the same day.

I will post another foto of her from today. I don't think I would dump her for gaining weight. I don't believe she would ever get ridiculously huge because she's too vain. She's being pragmatic at the moment because she knows the bigger her ass gets, the more followers she gets on TikTok.

Catgirl has a respectable 160 K followers in a few months, and that's after having to start over one time at zero about six weeks ago after TikTok closed her account. Probably for showing and shaking too much ass if I know Catgirl, jaja, I wasn't watching then. In fact, I only recently started following her because I realized it hurt her feelings if I didn't.

Typical male pig that I am, I told her why should I watch videos of you when you're my girlfriend and we fuck in real life? Girls don't see it like that. They want to know that you find them attractive especially in a setting like TikTok. I don't need any feedback on what anyone here thinks of Catgirl's beauty, but I will add that I have dated some great looking girls in my life, and for some strange reason, the better looking the chica, the more insecure she will be on the inside about her looks.

I am loving TikTok because it is putting money in her pocket. It's her job now. I don't bust her chops for getting chubby. She's young, she loves her salchipappas with ALL the sauces, four of five different bottles. If I think she need to slow her roll and shed some of the baby phat, I tell her to use one or two sauces instead of four or five, and that usually does the trick, jajaja.

[Lucky Nuts]

Photos are all of Catgirl, my Numero Uno Novia. We've beaten the odds and been together for over two years now. Whatever happens from this point on is icing on the cake and I don't think either one of us is looking for the exit sign any time soon.

Kudos to you and good decision to stick with her after her gain of many covid kilos. Personally I couldn't have done that as fat chicas make my dick limp. But she's looking good again so you done right.

You just can't ever let your guard down in Colombia, as the moment you do, something happens.

Mr. E said it best a few months ago "stealing is part of the job description". Although I've never had a stealing experience I've always viewed it the same way. Well I did once have a chica at New Life try to steal from my pockets while I was in the shower but I looked out and caught her. Now I always roll up my jeans and keep them in eye's view. And even with chicas I've been seeing for years I don't leave my money lay out for them to be tempted. Why do that when you know how much a few pesos means to them. Which reminds me I wonder how slapshot is doing? And I guess Sjobs in a goner we'll never hear from again.