Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

I take a different approach. I'm back at my old job, where I travel in and out of Canada twice a week. I couldn't resist. My old boss offered me a 40% raise to do the same thing I was doing 3 years ago. Cross border traffic is way down from 3 years ago, so I get paid more for less hassle.

That means dealing with 4 border patrol agents (2 Canadian, 2 US) every week. I smile, greet them, and hand over my paperwork and passport card. If there's an opportunity for a few words, I'll toss them in. "Stay warm", "have a good night" or just a quick thanks helps. They're mostly bored, scanning in 50 people per hour, stuck alone in a little booth. In 6 months most will recognize me and look forward to passing me through.

If nothing else, I'm the relaxed, smiling guy with nothing to hide.

You said earlier I might be cussing you out or perhaps busting your chops so here goes.

Nice story, but what does this have to do with the experiences people are having when returning from Colombia to the US.

[Mojo Bandit]

You can also request girls send you their location via Google Maps and you can track their progress. .

You can also track their location using Facebook Messenger, have them click on (touch on a phone I guess) the four blue dots at the bottom left of the screen when their chat is open with you, this reveals a blue circle with a white arrow looking icon, says "location" below it, the push that and it sends you their location. I've used it a couple of times and was even able to guide the chicas taxi away from heavier traffic areas toward faster route by checking traffic on Google Maps while they are sending the location. Many taxi drivers don't use GPS, let alone check traffic on Google Maps, once a chicas taxi was coming from Bello to Energy Living, and he was going to go all the way to Calle 10 which was all bumper to bumper red on Google Maps, do I told her to tell him to take Las Palmas to Transversal Inferior and shave 15 minutes.

[Nounce]

and it turned out if you are an US citizen it is hard to open a Chinese bank account.

It's hard to open a Chinese bank account for all foreigners now. This is a new development for the past three years or so. It has to do with frauds and scams because it is too easy to transfer money in China. You can pay for sex using wechat but these are cash transactions, not credit card.

A person used to be able to bring passport to the bank and be out within 30 minutes with a new account. I was so impressed at the time how efficient it was.

They also limit forefinger usage because I can't use it outside of China.

[MedellinGringo]

I think you're onto something.


Frankly, I think some guys are trying to over negotiate. They want a notarized contract, stipulating every action (Party be agrees to provide at least 24 inches of mercury vacuum upon the sexual appendage of Party A, orally, without coverage by any type of prophylactic device, for a period, of not less than 7 minutes and 19 seconds).

Then they're disappointed with the mechanical service.

You're not hiring someone to remodel your kitchen. In my opinion, other than a few details, it's better to be flexible. See what works for each girl. You can get many girls to agree to let you pull their hair and spank their ass, for a price, but it's a helluva lot better when you find a girl who gets off on it. Plus, you don't have to pay extra.

If MSOG is your thing, concentrate on making the girl want more. If you leave her with quivering thighs, she's a lot more likely to want round 2, than if you just pound away. Sure, you can get her to agree to it in advance, for a price. But, if she's not into what you're doing, it's just going to be a chore for you and you're paying extra for service that wasn't worth the original price.

I would much rather not try to knock a girl down on price. But rather just have her come over and get her to spend the day or night and just get a lot more out of her after we have met. But that is because I can get a lot more out of them. Some guys can't. Hell as soon as the chicks show up at some guys places they want to leave immediately. And those are the guys that need to negotiate very thing they want for a set price. Or they aren't going to get anything they want without and up-sell and then some.

[ChuchoLoco]

I take a different approach. I'm back at my old job, where I travel in and out of Canada twice a week. I couldn't resist. My old boss offered me a 40% raise to do the same thing I was doing 3 years ago. Cross border traffic is way down from 3 years ago, so I get paid more for less hassle.

That means dealing with 4 border patrol agents (2 Canadian, 2 US) every week. I smile, greet them, and hand over my paperwork and passport card. If there's an opportunity for a few words, I'll toss them in. "Stay warm", "have a good night" or just a quick thanks helps. They're mostly bored, scanning in 50 people per hour, stuck alone in a little booth. In 6 months most will recognize me and look forward to passing me through.

If nothing else, I'm the relaxed, smiling guy with nothing to hide.

It never hurts to be nice to people especially when it's sincere. You understand their situation and try to make it a little better in your short interactions with them. How refreshing to see such a positive person. Same thing with police at home and abroad. A little respect as long as it's not overdone. Works with most working girls too.

[JjBee62]

If you make a cita with a chica for 3 PM, it is reasonable to expect her to arrive at 3:30 PM. If she shows up after 4 PM, turn her sorry ass away without taxi money. After that she will be on time. I have had girls swear they are in the taxi and send me photos with different date stamps or show up in different clothing than they are wearing in the 'look see I'm in the taxi' photo. You can also request girls send you their location via Google Maps and you can track their progress. All my regulars now do this so I can 'be ready for their arrival'. Given the chronic inability of chicas to keep citas I had to assume most guys sit in their apartments with their dicks in their hand for however long it takes her to show. But if most of us didn't. Rant off.

If I want her there by 3, I'm telling her 2. If you know the rules of the game, use them to your advantage. If she's someone I have experience with, I'll cut her some slack. Things happen.

From my end, I'm sitting around picking out a woman to fuck me. From her end? She needs someone to watch the kids. Her hair needs washed. The clothes she wants to wear are dirty and she needs to pick out something else. The friend who'll watch the kids is cooking dinner and needs 15 more minutes, but takes 30, then her boyfriend shows up and she can't. Now she needs to find someone else. She needs someone to loan her 20 k for the taxi. She needs to walk 6 blocks to find a taxi. There's a wreck on the autopista.

After doing all that and spending the 20 k, she has to figure out how to get back to Bello with no money? And what do I get out of it? The satisfaction of spitting on a poor person?

I'm on vacation. I'm drinking cheap beer, eating cheap food and fucking young, beautiful women for less than I spend on a good steak dinner. Why create stress with artificial deadlines? Why punish myself, to flex my muscles at someone? Sure. I taught her a lesson. Now I get to go pick out someone else, wait 2 hours and maybe turn her away too. I could end up wasting 6 hours before having to resort to a trip to a strip club to get what I had knocking at my door.

Some girls lie about being on the way. They need the money and don't want to miss out. Frankly, most are terrible at time management. Their lives are a never ending train wreck, stumbling from one problem to the next.

Instead of screwing them and screwing myself (by turning away the woman who wants to screw me), I try to avoid the problem.

Tell her ahead of time that you need her to be on time. Give her enough time to deal with her home situation. Ask if she's certain she can be on time. "A las 3 o es 4 mejor para ti?" Let her know to keep you updated if any problems come up. Ask where she's coming from. Remind her about the traffic. Give her the opportunity to put it off until tomorrow.

Clearly she's someone you want to fuck, otherwise you wouldn't be talking with her. Find a way to make it happen.

[JjBee62]

Just out of curiosity, are you a US citizen?

P.S: With all government officials I only talk on need to know basis. I never talk more than its required.

I take a different approach. I'm back at my old job, where I travel in and out of Canada twice a week. I couldn't resist. My old boss offered me a 40% raise to do the same thing I was doing 3 years ago. Cross border traffic is way down from 3 years ago, so I get paid more for less hassle.

That means dealing with 4 border patrol agents (2 Canadian, 2 US) every week. I smile, greet them, and hand over my paperwork and passport card. If there's an opportunity for a few words, I'll toss them in. "Stay warm", "have a good night" or just a quick thanks helps. They're mostly bored, scanning in 50 people per hour, stuck alone in a little booth. In 6 months most will recognize me and look forward to passing me through.

If nothing else, I'm the relaxed, smiling guy with nothing to hide.

[Charm City Dave]

If you make a cita with a chica for 3 PM, it is reasonable to expect her to arrive at 3:30 PM. If she shows up after 4 PM, turn her sorry ass away without taxi money. After that she will be on time. I have had girls swear they are in the taxi and send me photos with different date stamps or show up in different clothing than they are wearing in the 'look see I'm in the taxi' photo. You can also request girls send you their location via Google Maps and you can track their progress. All my regulars now do this so I can 'be ready for their arrival'. Given the chronic inability of chicas to keep citas I had to assume most guys sit in their apartments with their dicks in their hand for however long it takes her to show. But if most of us didn't. Rant off.

[Golfinho]

Just out of curiosity, are you a US citizen?
P.S: With all government officials I only talk on need to know basis. I never talk more than its required.

Last fall, I went to and came back from Colombia three times within a month-and-a-half. Brief forays. The second time, there were questions. The third time (this was in Nashville) it was back to the small room, with bags open where they tried some chummy talk. The agent (50+ or so) tells me his nephew told him there were lots of girls there, it that true, what's it like? I told him: 'yeah, I don't doubt that's true but that's a mans' game, I'm too old for that. ' hahaha. Right answer.

[Nounce]

Once I was re-entering the US and stupidly tried to speak Spanish with the Latina immigration officer. It went ok initially then she said something and I had no idea what she said and it did not end well for me. I will not go into details, the less I recall of that encounter the better.

You have not elaborated how bad it ended up for you. Plenty of people enter US not knowing English everyday.

What do you think the immigration think what sex vacation is?

[Surfer500]

Sometimes the balls is just to say so on ISG. Let a gullible reader do the same and see where that leads him. Once I was re-entering the US and stupidly tried to speak Spanish with the Latina immigration officer. It went ok initially then she said something and I had no idea what she said and it did not end well for me. I will not go into details, the less I recall of that encounter the better.

I believe Mr. E did tell immigration what he was doing, albeit using softer words than saying he was banging hookers.

Regardless, how could speaking Spanish with an immigration officer go badly for you. If you didn't understand something she said I'm assuming you reverted back to English. And why would you speak with a US immigration officer in Spanish to begin with, unless perhaps your a Latino or native speaker.

Sounds like you insulted her somehow, maybe you said something in Spanish not knowing what you said really means, and don't get me wrong, that happens to me a lot. As an example, to say "I don't care" you would say "no importa", however to say "I don't give a fuck" you would say "no me importa".

So I guess you learned your lesson and haven't been practicing your Spanish with US Latina immigration officers anymore, however in speaking with women Colombian immigration officers, they will light up and give you a nice smile for doing so, but perhaps they will be laughing at your Spanish.

[KilledSoul]

Sometimes the balls is just to say so on ISG. Let a gullible reader do the same and see where that leads him. Once I was re-entering the US and stupidly tried to speak Spanish with the Latina immigration officer. It went ok initially then she said something and I had no idea what she said and it did not end well for me. I will not go into details, the less I recall of that encounter the better.

Just out of curiosity, are you a US citizen?

P.S: With all government officials I only talk on need to know basis. I never talk more than its required.

[Turgid]

You got balls to tell immigration that you were banging hookers in a foreign Country...........

Sometimes the balls is just to say so on ISG. Let a gullible reader do the same and see where that leads him. Once I was re-entering the US and stupidly tried to speak Spanish with the Latina immigration officer. It went ok initially then she said something and I had no idea what she said and it did not end well for me. I will not go into details, the less I recall of that encounter the better.

[Elvis 2008]

It is only illegal if the person is under the age of 18!

Thanks for the info, Mojo! I wasn't sure. I did see LE prosecute some companies promoting sex tourism. It must have been sex and minors.

The legal definition of trafficking though simply requires a third person who is making money off the transaction who is not directly involved in the sex, or when the girl is not of legal age of consent. So when you see on the news that people are charged with trafficking that is just old fashion pimping.

I know what you mean, and I didn't mean to say there is no human trafficking, but if you look at what LE is doing, they set up stings and net 1 guy trafficking and charge like a 1,000 guys with prostiution, and LE is going after men.

American LE has said that they think the way to stop trafficking is to stop men from paying for sex. Look it up. That is how they got Kraft. If you are paying for sex in the sex prison, LE's attitude is that you are supporting trafficking even if the woman has no pimp and is not trafficked.

[Mojo Bandit]

. I think it is against the law for Americans to go abroad for purposes of solely having a sex vacation and being with someone under 18 is illegal as well, but it would be tough to prove.
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It is only illegal if the person is under the age of 18! Need we be reminded that prostitution is also legal in parts of Nevada. Mr E is correct that trafficking does exist and that many women are doing it against their will, its one of the reasons I never mongered when visiting western europe, because places like Italy and France are awash with women who were trafficked from eastern europe. The legal definition of trafficking though simply requires a third person who is making money off the transaction who is not directly involved in the sex, or when the girl is not of legal age of consent. So when you see on the news that people are charged with trafficking that is just old fashion pimping.