Medellin Reports

[Mr Enternational]

I can tell you that I was in Pattaya a few years ago and went to a drag show there. They were all amazing and I had front row seats. It was pretty hard to tell and I knew they were men from the outset.

They are not amazing. Those dudes in Tiffany Show are huge, as are most Thai ladyboys. They are generally larger than the average straight Thai male. What are you guys looking at to make you think it is a woman? Just the makeup maybe? Think to yourself, if this person had on no makeup would it still look like a woman. Ain't a one of those mfs running around without HEAVY makeup that you would still think to be a woman. Stop being fooled by that shit.

[El Mechanico]

If Michelle Obama was walking down Beach Road, would you think that was a woman?

That's pretty funny! I have seen some pictures of her standing on the steps of the White House with a suspicious looking bulge coming from her dress! Ha ha, she certainly does not fit the shoulder to hip ratio that was discussed earlier. Very nasty!

EL Mechanico.

[Smoothy]

That's not bullshit. Men and women have different proportions that can differentiate them from a distance, further away than you can discern an Adam's Apple. Men typically have broader shoulders than their thighs, and vice versa with women. You can discern this by merely seeing their silhouette, and in low light. Very useful if you are walking down Beach Road and you are perusing what's in the shadows.

If Michelle Obama was walking down Beach Road, would you think that was a woman?

[Surfer500]

LOL. Sometimes I wonder where some people are from. Can't recognize a man that is wearing makeup and fake hair. Even if somehow you are fooled by a picture there is no way you should be fooled in person. A man is not built like nor moves nothing like a woman. Male and female mannerisms and walks are different and can not be disguised.

When in doubt a simple pulling down of the pants for a visual inspection should be initiated to make a confirmed determination of gender.

[Bdb013]

That's not bullshit. Men and women have different proportions that can differentiate them from a distance, further away than you can discern an Adam's Apple. Men typically have broader shoulders than their thighs, and vice versa with women. You can discern this by merely seeing their silhouette, and in low light. Very useful if you are walking down Beach Road and you are perusing what's in the shadows.

I can tell you that I was in Pattaya a few years ago and went to a drag show there. They were all amazing and I had front row seats. It was pretty hard to tell and I knew they were men from the outset.

[Dickhead]

Was there on 12/26 & left on 12/31 & paid 9600 COP both times.

Right. I haven't been there in several years. Coulda been more but it was a round number for sure.

[El Mechanico]

It was 5.000 pesos last time I was there.

Was there on 12/26 & left on 12/31 & paid 9600 COP both times.

[Mr Enternational]

Do you really need the advice of a chica about "how to recognize TVs"? Gosh. !

LOL. Sometimes I wonder where some people are from. Can't recognize a man that is wearing makeup and fake hair. Even if somehow you are fooled by a picture there is no way you should be fooled in person. A man is not built like nor moves nothing like a woman. Male and female mannerisms and walks are different and can not be disguised.

[Black Page]

Was told by a chica on how to spot a TS. Look for the Adams's apple (una manzana). If she has one then she's a TS unless she has undergone a surgery to remove it.
Have one.

Do you really need the advice of a chica about "how to recognize TVs"? Gosh.

[Eszpresszo]

What is all this ratio bullshit?

That's not bullshit. Men and women have different proportions that can differentiate them from a distance, further away than you can discern an Adam's Apple. Men typically have broader shoulders than their thighs, and vice versa with women. You can discern this by merely seeing their silhouette, and in low light. Very useful if you are walking down Beach Road and you are perusing what's in the shadows.

[PickCherry12]

I don't need to actually see him. I see that big ass head that he has. And all that fake ass hair and fake tits. What is all this ratio bullshit? It don't take a rocket scientist to see that is a man. In the first picture I was able to see that.

Was told by a chica on how to spot a TS. Look for the Adams's apple (una manzana). If she has one then she's a TS unless she has undergone a surgery to remove it.

Have one.

[Straber]

For Loutron, since it's up the hill and has security, is it okay just to get an Uber or taxi up there? Or do you have to call ahead?

[BlueChange]

I don't need to actually see him. I see that big ass head that he has. And all that fake ass hair and fake tits. What is all this ratio bullshit? It don't take a rocket scientist to see that is a man. In the first picture I was able to see that.

Thank you!

I've called it out on his IG and get blocked and deleted, there have been some ohters with the same.

Whats funny is how many commnets are like "oh hermosa, wow mami your sexy" and they don't realize its a dude!! Wtf.

This one needs to get called out for frontin.

[Xxnegrito]

Last night take uber around 21.00 am from my apartament at pablado to el centro clubs start from barra ejecutiva and walk all the way to taberna victoria.

Barra ejecutiva: this place I like the most 20-25 girls inside maybe just 3-4 girls of my type, was 20-30 costumers inside, big area have bar at ground floor and some sittings space on first floor, big screen tv was showing football match other small tv on diffrent wall show porno. I ordered aquila light it was 10 mil pesos for bottle. Girls was dancing one in the time and taking clothes after their dance they walk too costumers tables and asking tips for dancing at first I was giving 2000 mil each but later I saw some colombians gives just 1000 mil so I start give some girls 1 k others I like more 2 k. I ask waiter how much for 30 minutes cost girls he told me 80 miI. I drink 3 beers here till I saw the girl I like after her dance she come to me ask the tip I give her 2000 mil and ask how much for 30 minutes she said 80 k I said vamonos girl escort me to bartender I gave him 100 mil and I saw girl take from him 50 mil and he give me 20 mil change so seems girls just getting 50 mil for herself for 80 mil charge. The girl I take was black girl with great body and big tits her name was Natalia 23 or 25 years old..

Thanks for the Intel, I think I need to pay a visit to Barra Ejecutiva, I've been craving a little chocolate. I usually stick around La Mayorista, I love all the semipros I have found there. Is a hit and miss, but if you are patient enough there are diamonds in the rough to be found.

[TjBrazil]

I think tantra is better and cheaper than energy. Fewer choices but usually good enough.

I added Tantra to my list. Is that enough to keep me busy for a week.